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LastMumu:
All these people saying Amicable09 is such a nice person, she is kind, she has a good heart, blah blah blah.......only if you guys knew better. Chai.

Hahahaha.
lastmumu! Carry your one cup of sand sand shift from my bag of garri ooo

You know me better na
You know how we run things and how things dey run we

Emmaesty:
My dear it is the most heartbreaking thing that has ever happened to me. I was supposed to submit it to my supervisor on Tuesday to prove that I'm not unserious, now see what has happened. I passed through every emotion imaginable-depression, pain, anger, hatred-every possible negative emotion. To make matters worse, I don't have a browsing phone.

The deadline is close because a new session is starting. I'm just grateful that I've submitted chapter one to three but I need to retype it for corrections and its about 40 pages.

My dear, I'm taking it one day at a time. Still depressed tho cause others are done while I'm here struggling

No! No! No!
Pele dearie. I didn't have this challenge but I can imagine the pain it will cause me if I were in your shoes. Sorry biko.

Just take it easy. You still have your lappy right? Please, start now to back up all your files. You are to have your project work on a flash drive from now on to be on the safe side. You'll finish strong don't worry.

joseph1832ng:
Probably just B.A International Studies.

Oh! Sounds better this way
I've never seen a job advert for graduates of classics . I'll like to read about this study of western civilization though

penitential:
ɰoɰ!!! ţһumɞs up ţo ʏou mѧԀѧm. ı ʟıҡє ʏouţ ɰoяԀs oғ єňċouяѧɢєmєňţ. ɞuţ ɰѧıţ ѧ mıňuţє, ɰһʏ ı ʏou ʟooҡıňɢ ţo sєє ѧ mıʟıţѧяʏ ɰһєň ʏou possєs ţһє ×ţıċs oғ oňє?

Lol.
Me? Possess the characteristics of a military personnel That's totally unbelievable

I am so not like one. I can't even march! . Common NYSC jungle boots were too heavy for my legs let alone having me fully kitted day in, day out. Not my kind of thing at all.

colossus91:
it is the study of Western civilisation and cultures a branch of international studies

Oh! I see.
Classics... That's a new one for me.
So your certificate reads, B.A Classics?

Emmaesty:
Dearie, i love the way you advise and motivate others. Keep the good work going. My role model

Thanks Esty I'm honored.
I see you are helping guys here too with words of comfort. Kudos!

Sorry about your project work. I read about your loss. How are you faring?

LadyOmaDine:
Thanks dear. I love this... Good enough to draw me out of my current state of depression.
Staying posivite is the key.. #I believe #So shall it be

Thanks again dear, you're such a nice person

You're welcome dearie.
Lovely dp!

Liability:
wetin happen

Lol.
I'm sorry. Didn't know I mentioned your moniker . But why did you choose liability as a moniker na?

LadyOmaDine:
Thank you for this dear. I believe I'll get it someday. I guess I have to build up my faith.

Yea. Build up your most holy faith
Let me share something with you tonight before I retire for the night.

Believing you have a job even when you can't see it in reality is the first step. You are too consumed by your present unemployed state that even your dp advertises it. You can't keep showing off your lack of a job and think the world will rush to your aid if you put up a pity show.

Stand on your strength. Talk about what you can do for people to get paid for with money. Put up a picture of where you want to work. I have loads of company pictures on my phone gallery by the way. Look at beautiful pictures and visualize yourself in that world. Live life happy!

I always tell myself that whoever I work for is fortunate. Whoever rejects me, their loss not mine. That, keeps me going. I'm no liability. Get to that point and if you find no job to do, render service to the needy. You'll be rewarded.

I'll stop here for tonight. Have a great night's sleep. Goodnight LadyOma.

Yippie!!!
I'm so happy this thread has gotten to page 100! I badly wanted it to be so

Hi Samhay, it's glad to see you are back again with vibrancy and joviality . we I missed you. Welcome back.

God willing, in season 10 we'll watch the grand finale together at Ultima studio . Hope that offer will still be available? (8

LadyOmaDine:
I've never been so depressed. Day by day I just feel like giving up. The world is really not a good place for most of us. I pray tomorrow will be better.. AMEN

Amen!
It's a new month honey, wear a big smile and shake off that depression. The world's system is not designed to be easy. It is the demand you place on it that you'll receive.

I attended a programme today and guess what! I got to see Faith from a new point of view. You want a job so badly? Start living and speaking it. Don't lose your confession. If you keep saying it, you'll have it. Because you added 'Amen' to your post, I'll encourage you to stay optimistic.

Cheers!

Analee:
Noo.just looking for a better opportunity.there are shops bt few supermarkets,the only place graduates can work is school and they are poorly paid even some of them have nt being paid august salary uptil now.its so pathetic.

It's well. Just stay positive and occupy yourself with the things you love to do at this time. Who knows? You may not have the luxury of time like you have it now when you start working.

Don't rush it. Remain hopeful. God is preparing a nice package for you .

Independence good news this is!
Congratulations PresVa. In six days time, I'll be here to carry my namesake.

May the wherewithal needed to raise your child the best way you desire be released to you.

Welcome child.
From all of us here in JV chatroom, we express our everlasting love. You are greatly loved!
Grow big and wax strong.

Ferdyboss:
Hi Amicable09, Jazmiynne, rvpbae, Fixedroots, TollyB.

Hi Ferdy, Cutetonye, CC and Dan.
Hope you're having a great evening?

danieloy4:
There's an internship program with Access Bank for graduates who fit the criteria.
So if you know anyone that might be interested, tell them to apply. Guess amicable09 can do justice to that with more information.

Well said Dan.
I urge all job seekers interested in customer service and other administrative jobs to give this a shot.

This is my first time seeing Access Bank requesting for a minimum of 2.2. I think the wind of recession has blown their way small.

And to think that they did not list the few privileged universities that qualify to apply is a new one indeed.
Nothing spoil sha

davide470:
Sorry dear, i just had to tweak your post a notch..

Nice one.

Only you can do that.
Ride on!

viperfun:
Good morning, am new here and hope you can help me out. Am a graduate in B.Sc Physics and reside in Lagos @amicable09

You are welcome.
Let me make bold this statement

[size=16pt] If you are looking for a job and you're not following Debbie, Eremy, Danieloy4, and other joblanders who post genuine Vacancies in this section of Nairaland

Then

You Are Wrong! [/size]

danieloy4:
Think since last night that i stumbled on this thread,the vibe and energy and the discussion has been on point and hilarious often times. Just didn't know stuff like exist not until i read about its purpose from one of the comments made by amicable09. Guess i would have to be rounding off my day following this thread once in awhile. And i can't round up without saying amicable09,you're really an 'Act'of a kind to be following. Sai amicable

Lol. Thanks.
You're also doing a great job in this section and it's a delight to have you following.

Sai Daniel

Analee:
i stay along rumigbo,i have worked with a microfinance bank as a cashcenter officer via customer service.

Wow! That was something!
Was it a contract job? Why did you leave?

Rumuigbo is a busy area. But filled with supermarkets and shops. Trying to figure out what a graduate can do there.

Ameerahswit:
am done with service finished in April since then nothing to do.....Customer service/care will be fine....Thanks for the advice

Ok. 5 months.
Don't allow it to weigh you down. Unemployment is a temporary condition. It will phase out soon.

For the meantime inform people around that you're looking for a job. And always volunteer to help in gatherings, that way you'll be noticed and help may come.

penitential:
Doctors? Don't think of finding doctors here. Because their profession isn't that bad that they won't get a job so easy.
If you any around here, it's either s/he is looking to see a better offer than his current one. Also majority of the medics live a very quiet life that you hardly notice them wherever they are. If you study them well, they hardly talk.

Lol. You're trying to reply me with effizy but you weren't able to exactly get it done in a proper way. I'll teach you when I have time

No send CV oooo.

Well about the medical doctors, you're right. Although, I know a few who aren't so quiet. They are only a few though.

Analee:
yes

Very good! Where do you stay? Have you worked anywhere before?

penitential:
Structural engineer.

Oh! nice one.
Beht! You're an engine guy *frowns*
Engine guys all over this room since 1860!
Why can't I find a doctor here or a military man sef

Ameerahswit:
hi Amicable09 am new here I seriously in a job I reside in lagos..qualification BA history and strategic studies.....thanks Amicable09 God bless you

You're welcome Dear.
Something tells me you're a very fresh graduate. Don't be in a haste to get a job if you are. Build momentum , get into a boiling pot and cook yourself until your skin is thick, then! I'll show you the way.

Where will you like to work?

ElDeeVee:
Oga read your further posts that automatically means you insisted on futbol and stop disturbing my mentions.
Lol no mind the guy jare but then........

Lolz. Laugh wan burst my belle
Just because I tried to help, LDV dey form shakara. Not your fault...

Dog dey sleep, nyanga go wake am

wroskian:
Waiting

Keep waiting , your strength will be renewed.

Six days Oh sorry, have you seen an optometrist?
... If it is really apollo, I learnt early morning urine can do wonders; try it and thank me later

Lol. Actually I've heard that too many times too but I wash my face with salted water. I really don't know why my eyes haven't cleared up totally. But there's improvement. I can open my eyes after a long night's sleep without aid/support

Psalm 121:1-2

Right direction to look bruh

penitential:
Am presently in the market cos my employment was reviewed and am now a contract staff. (if there's any project, my company will call on me and if there's none I stay back.) So am looking for a permanent job.

Oh! It's well.
You're an engineer or Architect I guess. Which one of the two are you?

Lizzieo:
Which one is e-way oooooo?

Lol. Internet way

Lizzieo:
Amen oooooo in Jesus name.

Amen! Feel free to hook up with anyone you like here in an e-way ok?
I can show you around if you want

LastMumu:


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Hahahaha.
I suspect you.
You are up to some mischief!
Tell me, what's going on?

Speeddial:
I can wait.

Ok then. Send me a mail.

Lizzieo:
Eeeeyah,no. I reside in Lagos,thanks for ur concern.

You're welcome. We encourage ourselves here as we keep hope alive.
Soon, all this search will be over. Trust me.

penitential:
Guy come, it's like you're a fresh graduate that is very quick to give your details (phone number and e-mail) to any advertised position (s)? Because all this text messages is are what you're gonna get when you start applying for jobs as a fresher. I've been in your shoes once so I've learnt my lessons. One good way to stop receiving FAKEinterview messages which I've studied and it has worked for me is for you to
1. Check the job descriptions of any vacant position(s) well to know if the people that posted the job knows what it's all about. Because most of all this people don't know much about the job descriptions they post all they are after is just to collect details of job seekers and start bombarding the communication mediums with rubbish messages from anonymous sender with a confidential company names and all sort.
For instance as a site-engineer job description now, i don't expect to be seeing job description a like.....Good leadership skills, Good and convincing ability, ability to meet up with specific targets, good communication skills with clients. ....as much as this qualities are good and are expected of virtually everybody, if the main job description that relates to your profession is not there, you should know it's fake.
As an intending site-engineer, am the first thing am expecting to see on my job description is
1. Ability to interpret Architectural and structural drawings
2. Good knowledge of the use of Autocad and various construction related softwates.
3. Ability to deliver projects within stipulated times
4. Good leveling instrument knowledge......and many more. While others will be additionals. Thanks.

I'll give you an A+ for this.
The example you gave is on point as well.

How long have you been out of the market?