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Lol.
Isn't that Mickey mouse?

Don't judge a book by its cover joor.
The guy who drew that mouse for the school is a perfect example of 'Talent is Never Enough'. He needs to be dragged to Nursery one and polished thoroughly. After that is done, we'll have him paint A for Apple

The ororo on top your head gan! E don work wonders
Congratulations OP. Whichever you decide to go for at the end of the day, may it favour you.
Best wishes.

Aisha Burahi! Reminding me of Turai Yar'adua
Northern women who are courageous, speaking without fear of being thrown out of their high chairs . I miss Umaru's wife, powerful silent action lady

You, Aisha have won my heart!

Hi DatechMan I'm doing great and good news plenty, more still loading. God is faithful.
What's up with you? How's life treating you? #GodBlessDatech

mem88:
If i become the president of Nigeria, i willmake u my personal adviser. abi which one u want jare? feel free to choose the post u want. thaaaaaaanks:-)

Lol.
Now that's so sweet
You are starting to think Naija and I'm happy

I will want to be an Ambassador sha
Make I dey wear Ankara prints in another country

emynike2001:
it was strong verbal abuse, d text message arrived on d 10th night I didn't go o. d 11th, finally they called me on phone and i told them to reschedule it for me to 13th which they agreed finally I was there on 13th been d only person in d hall, I knew that are rubbish people after writing rubbish test, after that a man teach financial freedom lectures which was taken over by their madam who came in forcefully asked me to pay N14k on d spot, I laughed, d woman now demanded N3k, N2k verbally telling me to walk out of her office or pay her in a harsh tone, I attack her by asking her if she gave me money to keep for her. The power of d radio waves will tarnish their image first, I WILL USE IT AGAINST them.

Oh oh! That was much o
These people can go to any length to do anything. This one pass me sef. I don't know what to say again

LastMumu:
Lol, I'm not debating your postulation . I have always known you are good with numbers.
What actually caught my attention was your assertion that " 3 years as a front desk officer should advance one to the Personal Assistant of the CEO." Who tell you that one?

And oh, business is fine as usual. My Keke hasn't developed any fault in a while now, and riding Keke on the street of Lagos could actually be fun at times.


Davide 470, I see your hand work o, no wahala na.

Lol. Come! Where that mocking grin after you said I'm good with numbers . Take time o

About my assertion, it's true. It's something I've observed over time. Check all the adverts for PA role, you'll agree with me.

Lol, the Keke must not breakdown o, remember you collected loan to buy it. , you have not even started to pay so make the riding no be for fun. Kudi must be made

LastMumu:
Where did you get the emboldened from?

Area Attacker of Amicable!
I did the math.

She looked for a receptionist position in 2013, before then, she already worked as one and had experience in the role. From then to now put together gives you that number.

That she didn't dispute the charge shows I'm correct about my postulation.

You ought to buy me a drink for breaking down things like this for you .
How's business?

misterkay:
Generation Z are those born from 2000 and upward or what I will call the ''2go generation''. They are not in the workforce yet. Some have barely finished secondary schools.

Lol. I can predict what this '2go generation' will look like in the workplace. I recently read up some articles on social media effect on teenagers and what most teen girls do on Social Media. I was flabbergasted.

They will be an exciting generation to work with though. It will be exactly like having an Xer work with a traditionalist. Somewhat frustrating I tell ya but loaded with lessons to learn.

mem88:
A BIG THANKS & THUMBS UP 2uuuu! I appreciate, will do as u said. :-)

You are highly welcome. I wish you well as you advance and make progress in life.
Cheers!

misterkay:
No be only X and Y. What of Z?
I put in more than sleepless nights. I can't believe you actually read that. S/he (they) have refused payment and stopped all communications. I am just hoping they get caught when a plagiarism test is run on the papers.

Hahahaha. Research for Z please . Could actually be me fully. I read o, don't mind me. I read very long stuff too when the spirit is willing and the flesh is cooperative

I'm really sorry about the seemingly wasted effort and time. I believe it will work in your favor.

misterkay:
@Amicable09, no need to share though.. I'm on a revenge mission, and the THIEF is not a 'nairalander'.

Nah.... Some things are worth sharing!
When I read something this rich, I will be selfish to keep it to myself. No use hoarding important information like this. Do you know that if this paper is presented in an executive meeting it can give one unimaginable degree of recognition.

Someone on NL may also notice your work and contact you by virtue of my shares . Receive it in good faith.

Sorry about the thief. No Victor, No Vanquished!

Wow! Misterkay, I particularly love this chapter on workplace diversity. It has opened my eyes to the generation I fall in

I think I'm a mix of X and Y
Thanks for the enlightenment.

But, why has the white man failed to pay? Is there no other way to get some money out of this article because I believe the amount of work you put into it must have involved losing of sleep. You've got to translate this article to cash please. Compile and make it an eBook if need be.

Speeddial:
Hello amicable09 longest time. Did u get my mail?

Hello, I did.
I do not wish to derail this thread. I'll reply your mail. Forgive my delay.

mem88:
Hmmmmmmm! u sound very correct..... Not actually, just spreading my seed where it can grow. worked in places but temporary offer. Ask me how much pay " money na wind" by the time i receive salary all goes esp. for tfare. Hoping to embark on business but na money person go use take pursue money na.

Money na wind, why you allow am fly na . I really understand you sha but I expect you to upgrade. Three years experience in front desk should advance to PA to the CEO of a company. There's one vacancy like that I saw on one thread like that, search for it. Or better still, follow the people who put up such adverts.

Na money them dey use pursue money true true , you'll get there soon.

emynike2001:
my sister this one na N14,000 pay on d spot and if u don't have it u do part payment of any amount and complete d money later, am just leaving d fucking office some hours ago, the woman invited me into her office and was very aggressive wanting to obtain me at all cost an Igbo woman for that matter. they didn't know I have a link with d media, I WILL LAMBAST them on radio and d Lagos state government will have to clamp down on did RUBBISH, I will take this issue to two radio stations and even more till they are clamped down. ME I DEY VEXXX

Lol. Sorry. I can feel your rage but don't blast them yet. Give it 24 hours , if after then you still feel like showing them shege then go ahead.

But let's look at it critically. Were you dragged to their company by force? Were you compelled to pay the 14k right there and then? Did they abuse you physically, emotionally, verbally or otherwise?

What will your case be?
You can only expose them but you can't close down their business.

mem88:
I will dear!!! till on my research on disowning Naija.

It's alright. You'll soon find out like Timi Dakolo sang in 'Great Nation' that Nigeria is all you've got. I recommend you listen to it at your leisure time.

Going back to your initial post, you need a job as a receptionist or front desk person. You've been looking for this same kind of job since 2013! Is all well?

You have never gotten the job or you want to do such kind of job forever or I don't even know what else to think. I think you've searched for one thing for too long without any significant recorded success, something doesn't seem right about it. Think about it.

emynike2001:
o boy I just finished with those thieves now, I knew they are thieves but I just want to give them a try and see d level of their the thievery

Hahahaha.
I knew it!
I could smell it a thousand miles away!

Abeg give me details . Make I hear am as e still dey hot . Were you told to pay some money? Was there a billionaire speech to empower you guys? Were they promising bliss? Lol.

Rate their level of thievery on a scale of 1 to 100. With 100 being the highest

danieloy4:
Lol,no be only tabernacle na shrine sef. Got to appreciate eremy,debbie who inspired stuffs like this and to you and everyone who share often and those that follow the thread. Although you know not everyone would be inclined to broadcast their testimonies but this is an encouragement to others.

Merci! Merci! Merci beaucoup!!!
You're right about some not wanting to publicly testify but for those who do, the rest believing for theirs will have their hopes ignited afresh as they wait in 'Zion'

Life na turn by turn.

Yorex2011, come and befriend this poster above . He's doing all the things you love to do

danieloy4:
Morning,hmm good to have you back also on the thread,already see you firing on all cylinders.

Lol. Thanks for having me .
I've been away for a while but I'm back now. The cylinders are all turned on

Congratulations on the recorded testimony from your thread. I'm glad such good news have started to echo from your tabernacle

emoticonist:
Guys, abeg these recruitment agencies that demand for money for registration, skills assessment test, etc, how genuine are they? I wont mind paying if they can help me get a job. But I am not in the mood to use any loose change do sara now. Abeg guys, what do you think?

Don't pay a dime!
What's the name of the recruitment agency to start with?
Let this be known... the company they are recruiting for already paid them to have you. IF there has to be any payment from you, it should be after you've received your salary ie after they have succeeded in securing a job for you otherwise, leave your shoes behind and scamper!

I don't understand such deal sef, very annoying and sounds unjust to my hearing. If you have so much money why are you seeking for employment? My brother, send that money to one old mama for your village make she bless you with prayers that will unlock your Destiny
And I mean that on a serious note.

mem88:
Oya ooooh make una help Naija citizen before i go disown Naija now: -/ till looking for job!!!! though till applying. I'm a fighter, never give up person :-) i'm serious here oooh. office job, secretariat, receptionist, front desk, admin assistant etc. location, Ikeja, Ojota or ketu. let it be the type of job that i will have the opportunity to make people smile and laugh till dey forget their sorrows. thanks, love u all. u r trying. muuuuuuuuuuah: -)

Hahahaha. You just made me laugh and now I remember my sorrows ... Lol!

Abeg, when you disown Naija, try tell me how good it feels because all my attempts at disowning Naija has failed. Over patriotism dey worry me.

Please carry me along

daramolanas1:
I am currently in need of a job, either as a graduate trainee,entry level/assistant project manager,I studied quantity surveyin n a capm(certified associate in project managemennt) 4rm pmi USA and am also interested in procurement....please epp me @ amicable09 and other folks [color=#990000][/color]

Rich profile you've got Daramola
Which color were you trying to add to your post? It didn't paint the letters as planned

Lol. Don't mind me jare, I'm in the mood to play. Let me switch to being serious .
You'll get a job but I want to ask, have you been applying for jobs? Any invites? Any prospects? Because I see a lot of Vacancies advertised on threads for project managers and all that stuff.

You are mostly interested in procurement? Have you applied for the FCSC job? There's something like this there.

Moyarh:
You are really enjoying this your 'newly found' quoting trick

Jealousy spotted! Ask nicely and I'll teach you the trick

Hope you good Amic?

I have never been better Mo Thanks for asking.
How are you doing? Happy Wednesday.

emynike2001:
CEO /CV /NG7
you have been invited for a job assessment by solid homes recommended by Latosh Nigeria at 58 Bode Thomas Street, beside BH STRIPES opposite Eko Club Surulere for a job brief by 10am on 11/10/2016
PLEASE WHO ALSO GOT THIS MESSAGE oooooo, and who know what latosh is into HELP oooooooo

SCAM ALERT!
Run away from job briefings! All these ' beside', 'opposite', backyard addresses , they hold no good.

But, I'm no expert in this matter, if you will go, do well to inform us upon your return how it went.

And one last thing , your moniker has your real name right? You are from Rivers State?
Just asking.
*modified*
Today is 12-10-2016
Did you go? How was it?
I'm sorry my response to your post came late, more like medicine after death . Pele.

danieloy4:
@amicable09,am not really a fan of this PM thingy,but i think i sent you a PM yesterday, perhaps you could go through it to see if it dropped.

Thanks for the mention.
PM seen and treated.

Good morning this fine morning.

Moyarh:
This is part of the issue. You cant come, n be telling me about "3course meal" then u'd now offer me only pepsi who does that
Dont be wicked o

Bureaucracy does that! Be thankful

beau49:
Chef beau ni bo?!!! Who dash me chef
I am sure you will slay.....Moyarh better apologize.

Lol. Slay ke?
I have not slain anything before o. I don't even have a knife to boast with. But Mo owes me three wraps of apology and a plate of sorry

Moyarh:
Noooo. Amicable own go carry bureaucracy untop . Its your own i want . Lol
Thank you oo.

Oh thts fine. Wsup? Mail me - msg.moya@gmail.com.

So you sit upright, balance well come yab me like this?

You have just missed a three course meal prepared by me without knowing it.
Pele

Even chef beau can't cook what I cooked. Jaz! I mean Jaz o, the sleeky Jaz knows that I'm a tested and trusted longer throat enhancement specialist

Manage this Pepsi Mo

beau49:
You too like food.


amicable09......how is you? In jenny's voice
*Re : diary post* Will you be going back to your former place of work then,since this one didn't work out?

I is fine beau
How fine is your fine?

About the post, erm... no. At least not immediately. They did send forth for me on Friday o... lol, how can I now go back after send forth? . Even Solomon Grundy himself no do that kind thing

Babacele:
amicable09 I think your new station would need the skills here. Oya frequent here more. Meanwhile Oga Strongbest can I pay for only that formula while I come for others later? Postrate. u get my drift based on our mails? thanks.

Absolutely! Following now more than ever before. . Thanks

Udochee:
Solomon amy grundy.I'm still contemplating what to say about this your new gig.well in all things let's just be thankful & keep working towards getting the best.
Splendid day to everyone

Amy Grundy , for real Udo you will not kee pesin!

You're right about that attitude. That's the way to go. Hope you're bouncing? Give me a little time to reply. There are some drawbacks but it won't be for long