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Speeddial:
To x-ray my CV you talked about.

Oh! Uhm... I am not sure you'll get the CV back immediately. That's what I mean.
Is that something you can put up with?

LastMumu:
How can your shadow hunt you in the dark? Eyin aye Winch!

Hahahahaha
My Wizard
I've missed you. Since when did you become so serious to the point that you now give out sound counsel in the chatroom?
Who's responsible for this?

LastMumu:
I think Amicable09 should kukuma open a recruitment firm, she has enough customers here already for a start-up.


Who's with me on this?

Lol. Be my first client LM

ElDeeVee:
.

What is the bone of contention Falz lookalike? Call it Football in the morning. Soccer in the afternoon and Ball at night!
Who won sef in yesterday's match

Speeddial:
Could you help me please?

To do what?
With a moniker like yours, it will be difficult for me to help. Delay hunts me like my shadow does me in the dark.

Can you cope with that?

Speeddial:
Based on referral from our online HR,BG Consult invites you for an Assessment on FRI 30/09 at 4 Alh Karim St,Amaraolu,Agidingbi-1st Gate Ikeja by 8am.HR:sMITH

What's your assertion on this?

Come!
Why e be say na only scam invites you dey get?
What is it with your applications that attract them the same way bees are drawn to honey?

Sorry I had to blow pidgin .
But you will need to do an X-ray of your CV. The matter is becoming unbecoming

TheSlyone2:
Nah, the company isn't mine neither is it my father's. If they could afford a decent early morning tea, good lunch and gifts for them to part with, I believe they can do better.

*smiling like a puppy*
Don't wanna talk no more before you tell me I argue too much.

Analee:
kk,tanks. bt ar u based n ph?

I used to but things changed. Are you based in PH?

wroskian:
HR Minister, great ministry you have in your hands here Please I need a job too o, make I forward my CV?

Hope you have been delivered from that red-eyed demon ? Sorry ehn, it's high time you stop chooking your eyes in things upandan

No one else has the guts and wit to talk to me like this on NL except wroski

You cracked me up completely. I don't know how to even fight back but I promise you when I'm done chuckling, I'll come after you!

The demon by the way is strong. Can't believe it's 6 days and I'm still under its stronghold. It's beginning to wear me out.

How far with our scholarships?
Any luck with any yet?

Lol @ point number 6
Bring a notepad . Really??

Thanks for bringing this information our way. Let us go and put a nail to the coffin of our next interview

Please what's the function of a note taking material in an interview. Kindly elucidate OP.

Analee:
nothin reli,js dat i prefer nonteachn jobs,lik a storekeeper n d likes.

Ok. I'll keep my eyes and ears open. If I come across anything I think may interest you, I'll give you a mention.

bibijay123:
My sister nothing wey pesin no go see, so church has become a business enterprise

As in ehn Bibi the thing tire me.

Nothing pesin no go see true true. The ridicule by the OP is downright annoying and degrading at the same time.

I don't know how anyone can possibly derive fun from this and call it funny.

Cmarketer:
A 24/7 prayer house for all people needs a pastor. The prayer house is in Lagos Island. And will need pastors to oversee the day to day running. It is a full time paid jobs. send your CVs to kingdomanagers@yahoo.com. And call 08182018906

If I should tell you as it is in my mind eh?
You'll deactivate this account and never put up this idiocy ever again in your life!

But I'll spare you the torture this one time. I've taken note of your moniker for next time's sake.

*Long hiss*

Speeddial:
You are invited for a Trainee Interview on Fri 30/09@4Alh Kareem, Amaraolu,Agidingbi 1st gate Ikeja by 8am.Kindly have your updated CV handy. MI/09054471606

How true is this?

What is that MI/09054471606?
Is this the exact text you received or are there still some numbers you don't understand?

Call the mobile number first from a different line. By the tone and language of the receiver, you'll know how true it is.

obest360:
you will get easy and nice jobs from the website www.easysales.com.ng

Oh! Ok. Special privilege for me to have been directly informed by you.
I appreciate. Thanks.

obest360:
check out http://easysales.com.ng
for your best job listings

What do you want me to sell? How much can you pay me? Friend, I need money not this site you are directing me to!
If you can speak money language, I'm all for LA click, la pay!

I can only but smile

I've seen newbies come and go.
I've seen oldies retrenched.
And wisdom has taught me that it's not in playing eye service. Only start what you can finish.

Whether you make the best tea or you carry your boss' bag from his car to his desk, when the day of reckoning comes and you are found wanting, you'll be kicked out.

My take on this is;
Work hard, take your job like it's your personal business and never ever put yourself at risk of being fired!

imoniyi:
Yes. I prefer whatsapp

Mmmh. Ok. I'll see about that.

sleepyeyez:
Ahhh! She thinks h'is a jjokin sturv.
Am serious o. I'd like 2 have it

I am 'very' anonymous and I'm trying hard to be like the founder NL who up till now his face and contacts is still a mystery to many and a puzzle to thousands

That explains my facelessness on NL
I can allow you hear my voice sha

Lizzieo:
Am interested in a teaching job,if u have any,am an Accounting graduate,thanks.

Are you resident in PH?
I can give you the contact details of the school I taught in years ago. It's a primary school. At least, I still have a good rapport with the HM.

Philomath1212:

I recognize this smile Oga Philo, how have you been? Longest time!

rosalieene:
I have sent you a request on Bbm

I'll accept it hon.
Don't know what's up with my BBM, it's been acting funny.
Will have to look at it tonight and say hi

kaboninc:
No Oh...I just mentioned him

He'll reply.
Unless you want me to do some behind the scene arrangement for you
ICAN done?

imoniyi:
Are u on WhatsApp

Yes, I am
But it's a lot personal, kinda private for me.

You prefer to chat with me on that platform?

Analee:
.plzz am n nid of a job n a coy or a nonteachn postion n a skul lik a storekeeper n d likes n PH.tnxx

Why don't you want to teach?
If I were in PH, I sure would have been teaching.

What kind of job do you seek?

kaboninc:
Hmmm...I am interested too oh...

I see you have contacted LM himself, that's a good one.

cc150615:
#BringBackOurChatroom, amicable09!

It's not me CC. I'm trying to restore it to factory setting
Soon, very soon, we will have it back

abimbawealth:
Kpele

Lol You have learnt too abi? Now you want to use it against me

He is

Absolutely. His lecture helped me this morning.

BARAJ92:
Not always oh, I only ask him when there is no contact details or it comes with an image which I can't seeThanks a lot

Okay.
If you have your ICAN already, send your CV to that email address I sent you.

I saw your mail. Doesn't matter.
Best wishes.

koolengrtimmy:
@amicable09, need a job in construction industry. I studied civil engineering and over 4 years working experience. If there are some pending projects to be executed kindly link me up i am available and can work at any location in Nigeria. Thanks

You are welcome on board. There are some engineering graduates in this room. Endeavor to connect with them and rub mind with them.
cc. Davide470... na your work be this o

HanuHola:
International Relations, no work experience yet.

Ok. Do well to follow those monikers I earlier mentioned. Stay positive and soon you will have a job.
cc. Uboma, any NGO opening? Come and help your people.

ladoney:
Good day to all the distinct and amicable members of this chat room. My name is Lade with a Bsc degree in Horticulture from Funaab(2:2). I am seeking for internship placements or entry level jobs. I know there are angels here...and i am new here too.thanks

Welcome to the chatroom. Hang around more in this section of NL, not just the chatroom but all the threads and soon you'll get that which you seek. Again, it's a pleasure to have you here.

cc. TheScrypt, saw you viewing.
Please donate your 2 cents.
Thanks and good morning.

I haf faint!

DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
I honestly don't have links or jobs to give. Believe you me guys. I am just here to make friends with people who share like minds and also network.

I'm afraid you guys are missing the point and now I'm no the run cos my mention is flooded

Let's be friends first guys and every other thing will be added unto you.

j4joy:
@amicable09 and others, may God bless you for the good works you've been doing on this thread.

Please I'm also new here and looking for job. I'm a BSc. graduate of Computing with some years of experience.

Thanks in anticipation.

You are welcome Joy. Actually on this thread we form 'familiar' with one another. Making friends and looking out for ourselves is what we do.

I'll advice you to follow the following nairalanders - Eremy, Moyarh, Debbie, danieloy4. You'll benefit from your association with them.

colossus91:
Goodmorning nairalanders am new on this thread and am looking for employment, I studied classics at the university of Ibadan.

What do you mean by classics? What is the course about?