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hopefulLandlord:
This pastor shouldn't suffer like this if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with this pastor's predicament, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) this pastor prayed for alleviation of his suffering but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick

24sqm:
What percentage of ladies fall into the aforementioned categories?


Few!!!



Shame on em me.

donkafor:
Engineers Australia

https://www.engineersaustralia.org.au/For-Migrants/Migration-Skills-Assessment/Migration-Fees

donkafor:
Assessing authorities? Be specific

sarrki:
If him no die now

He will die later

Every living souls shall taste death

Explorers:
10. Zambian Kwacha.



Zambian Kwacha, currency of Zambia is also one of the highest currency in Africa .


1 USD = 9.84 Zambian kwacha.

Are you for real?? I was even expecting to see our fallen currency

Abbeyme:
The video is scary. But that action was prompt and he acted responsibly within allowable response time.

Bravo to him while wishing him speedier recovery.

But I feel Zenith Bank ought pick that further medical bill and put him on pension in case he has disability in that eye.

My personal thought o.

ochobaba:
That's a gallant man..he deserves an award

Taniaa:
Had plans with this "friend" to start selling makeup products in school.
Struggled and gave her 36K
few days later she told me the money was stolen,
was so down cause i remembered the stress of getting the money,
at the same time i consoled her.
Later found out from our mutual friend that the money wasn't stolen and infact she bought the products and was selling to students already,,
To say i was shocked is an understatement.
I was flabbergasted.
Confronted her and she blatant denied,
she later confessed after series of persuation and promised to return the money,but she never did.

Xperience12:
Seriously does IPad use Google drive. How can I check please

dessz:
there is one thing adonundastand 9ja thief carry 4k leave 400, carry only iPad leave other phones...For this recession
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5418340_20170410103641_jpeg398aa010ed54f96b5c3eb0b9fe5a3ce1 don't wanna be insensitive but show us d pishure of ur bruises so dat we can bilivit.

rheether:
Leave the op.. A Thief will take everything valuable from you.

YellowBarStinks:

You were kidnapped by the kidnappers who invested almost 500 thousand naira for guns, 20 thousand naira for fuel and all they wanted from you was 4 thousand naira ??

Wow, they decided to give you 400 naira for wasting their time ??

Took your iPad that uses WiFi and has Apple lock on it and gave you back your phone

I was kidnapped yesterday and do you know how much i paid for Ransom ?? I only gave them a 100 naira recharge card

NwaAmaikpe:



Na so you dey lie...
One chance people give you back phone?




Anyways, Ambode is working....

The Op may be saying the truth and I'm talking from my experience with Computer village people recently. They opened the back-pack I was carrying, took my major phone and left the two smaller ones and a #500 note in the same place where I kept the phone they took.. How they managed to unzip my bag without my knowledge, I can't still tell... These robbers aim differently, some aim for money, some phones and gadgets, some life, some may even take all

Xperience12:
God is good. I was kidnapped today but free.

I missed my staffbus to the Island Lagos so decided to use a Danfo bus as early as 6:30. I entered one going to the Island not knowing they're kidnappers/thieves inside. On getting to Gbagada they pounced on me in the bus and attacked me, beating me. I thought they wanted to kidnap me and I kept shouting Jesus! JESUS! One held my neck and kept choking me. Another held my legs and they laid me flat. They took my phone and told me to unlock it. They took my wallet and asked if it was the only money I had. They took the 4000 inside and left N400 for me. They also took my iPad and return my phones. Then they told me to get up and silently they'd drop me. When we reached Forte oil Gbagada they told me to come out and they drove off........

I'm happy I'm alive and it wasn't a different story. I feel bad for my iPad because it has all the pictures I've been taking since 2 years including my Defense pictures, Convocation pictures, my pictures in Nysc camp, my pictures at the office and lots other but what can I Say. It's a small sacrifice. Once there is life and you have God, you have everything

Please everyone be careful when you enter buses. Always observe before entering anyone at all

Mods kindly move to front page so that people understand and learn

RapportNaija:
The Nigerian Federal Government agency, National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) has a mandate to ensure all citizens of Nigeria possess a National identity (ID) card. There is an enrollment process in place where citizens of Nigeria can walk into any of NIMC centres to register for their National ID card. This National ID card is meant to identify citizens and to avoid illegal immigrants in the country.

What is a National ID card?

A national identity card is a portable document (which is a typically plasticized card with digital embedded information) that each resident or citizen of a country is issued and required to carry as a means of identification.

The NIMC has created an easy process for everyone who participated in the enrollment to check if their permanent plastic ID card is available. The way created to check for availability of National ID card for collection is a web portal.

Below are the requirements to check your card availability status:

1. Laptop or Smartphone (Android, iOS, Windows, etc.)
2. Internet connection (with enough internet data)
3. Full name (First and Last)
4. Last 6 digits of your ID number (remember, the number consist 11 digits and can be found on your Temporary ID card {paper printout}, 14673******)
5. Knowledge of internet usage

Now that we know the requirements, all we need to look at now is how to check your card availability status online. As soon as you finish this process, you will be notified if your National ID card is ready for collection.

Below are steps to check online:

Step 1: Visit this link --- https://touch.nimc.gov.ng

Step 2: Scroll down and click the button that says "Click to proceed" once.

Once you click that, you would be taken to a page where you will be required to fill your enrollment details into a form.

Step 3: The next thing to do is to fill in your details into the form. Correctly input your ‘First name’, ‘Last name’, and your ‘Last six National ID card number’.

Step 4: When you are done, click on the button at the end of the form, "CHECK NOW”, and your National ID card status will be displayed.

As you can see in the image, this card is not yet ready for collection, so that is how the notification message will be displayed.

Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2017/05/how-to-check-nimc-national-idcard.html

That 'in a week or so' will be like another one year.. abi is it not Nigeria

majiouk2002:
While it is strongly advised that individuals should do their part in getting answers or show to have made effort to get answers to the questions they might have, i would also suggest that we should choose our words carefully when responding to a questioner.

Though I know that we are all unanimous here and only a few may know certain individuals or one another aside from their pseudonyms, It is essential that people are responded to with dignity and not made to feel that they are made into a laughing stock.

This is my candid opinion and I think everyone should take heed. Thanks.

bellong:
If you have read pages 1-10 and still don't know where to start, how will anybody help you?

What is written there is pretty straight forward, someone who never passed through school should find it easy to understand and comprehend.

You should go back and read again, this time slowly.

boiz2men:
its no longer available online.. maintenance for it has long since stopped.. all thanks to wikipedia... but u can get one from one of these software vendors

boiz2men:
all of u looking for the meaning of HAG.. lemme help u


hag [hag]
(plural hags)
noun
1. offensive term: an offensive term that deliberately insults a woman's appearance, temperament, and age (slang)
2. witch: a witch, especially an elderly one
3. fish Same as hagfish

Microsoft® Encarta® 2009. © 1993-2008 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

bellong:
Yes, she can get a qualification in Education.

@Azy123,

If you are married, go ahead and do her passport in her married surname. You can do a paper publication of change of name and marriage certificate as evidence.

2. CO will surely request for evidence of marriage whether you use her maiden name or a change name. Marriage certificate is enough proof.

@Amicable.24,

If you read well, you would see that it is a must to write any of the tests for points. No way you can meet up easily with the minimum points without writing an English test except you have long years of experience and you are under 32.

@akereconfi,

In Lagos, depends on your negotiating skills, it is between 2-5k. I don't know how much they will charge you there.

bellong:
In summary, find below the steps in applying...


1. Check if your occupation is on MLTSSL/STSOL or nominate a closely related occupation that you can prove. Also check the quota percentage to know if you still stand a chance. You can search for occupations and assessment info on www.anzscosearch.com & Dibp site.

2. Write English test (PTE, IELTS, Toefl) based on your preference and your skill assessment body requirement.

3. Check your assessment requirement from your assessing body and submit your application providing them with the necessary documents.

4. Calculate your points based on your situation.

5. Submit your EOI if you have up to 60 points and wait for invitation.

6. Lodge visa and make payment after invitation. Frontload medicals, PCC and form 80 may help fasten your processing.


NB

For some occupations like Doctors, Nurses,(Most medical and health related professions), Social workers, Lawyers and Psychologists, you will first need to be registered with the registration body of each profession before you can start Permanent resident visa processing. Some require that you write some exams before you are registered while some don't. Detailed information can be found on the body's website.

technicallyrich:
I don't have your time rather do I exchange words with girls.y because of most u have no value than looking for free meal and sex that is if you are not impersonating the ladies.
Only about one percent of ladies in nigeria have value and I know that you are not among.
Don't mention me again

@bold: If same were to be said about guys, will you be among the one percent

technicallyrich:
No need of wishing me,all I need is more money and I will have more. Uselesss girls like you to bleep.

Sorry bro, I'm as useful as can be.. Maybe you need to work on yourself to be useful too so that you can attract useful girls

technicallyrich:
That It's exactly what my ex said before she bleeped my friend,is there any girl who will accept that she is cheap. To me you are even worst than others because you are a hypocrite and as cheap as other girls.
Hapy new wk

Oh!! I now see where the problem is coming from
Your response said it all.. You don't even know me, and you say I'm the worst That girl really do u sha
Don't worry bro, I'm wishing you a better girl in the future

okitz4:
wats wrong with preach at the beach? Jehovah's Witnesses preach even in farms

pressplay411:
3rd pix... Seriously?
It was all cute till yall started preaching at the beach tho. Biko make it stop!

Congrats... He who finds a wife, finds a good thing. HML in advance.

And why should they make it stop? Is it a bad thing to preach at the beach If it displeases you, you could as well move on to another topic and leave the would-be couple with their way of life

@bizie, congrats in advance man.. I'm wishing you a happy married life in advance..
And please, keep preaching the word of God and tell the world how much you love JESUS and how much HE loves us too

Sunnycliff:
Making a molehill out of nothing, just to desecrate a holy institution and paint Trump , black!!

You mean making a mountain out of a molehill

tyaccess:
You want to submit, pick or deliver your documents within Ibadan.

Please contact me, a trust hand you can count on.
Thanks

technicallyrich:
Please if you know any very rich guy in naija ask him if nigerian women are useless or not.
Even people that are not rich. Bleep girls anyhow.
Women are so easy to deceive when you are rich that's y will say mob.money over bitches because they are not important when you have the money.
Example flavour,davido and other artist

technicallyrich:
love is a relic of the past.once u have money now women are almost useless expecially in nigeria.
Y don't u write about how Niger delta is been raped.woth nothin to show for it.
Y don't u write about the injustice done to. The igbos.
Y don't u write about how fulani herdsmen needs to be stoped.
or YOU ARE AFRAID

I usually wonder; in some homes where women are the breadwinners, what do the men do