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Good morning to you Nairaland famz.

It's a bright Thursday morning here in Ikeja, Lagos state and like every other working days, men have to work hard each day to earn some dough.
I woke up just like every other working day, washed myself, got dressed, said my morning prayers and zoomed off to the streets. Little did I know that some people from somewhere are planning something different for me

On getting to the office, I noticed someone sent me a text message.. After reading it, I just smiled sheepishly at whoever that sent it (some scammers are still learners sha). They used the old method of ''Hey, good morning.. It's me Henry Patrick. ur ex-copa mate in Kano state...'' bla bla bla. He wanted to get me a job in SHELL company (someone I didn't even know) and I wondered if he has helped all his family members and close friends before thinking of me (ndi ara)

I didn't even read it twice to confirm if it was a scam or not. I have come across such messages before now though. One good thing is that the scammer knew I was originally posted to Kano state but unfortunately for him, I never went to Kano state because we (2014/2015 batch B corps members) who were originally posted to Kano state were redeployed due to the insurgency in Kano state at that time (Other corps members who served that period can confirm this).

To the unemployed graduate, don't fall for this cheap scam except you are sure of the person who sent it to you.

May God help us all, Amen.

enshi:
After making a distinction in national diploma computer engineering from a federal polytechnic the future looked as bright as laser Light..
With much enthusiasm and believe i proceeded to apply for direct entry into one of the Universities of science and technology to also pursue a degree in engineering..
As a result of the delay in the University admission process that year i couldnt wait till i was enlisted for the degree program so i applied to further with my higher national diploma in my former school. The Hnd admission came without delay and luckyly for me the admission with the University also came along and believe me i took both as a challenge and went through them successfuly..

Due to the gap between the two admissions i was able to run them concurrently. At This point no youth in nigeria could be assured of a brighter future than i was..

Again i made a distinction in higher national diploma and a second class upper in my B. Eng... All in computer engineering.

Mobilization for NYSC came through first at the polytechnic so i served with my hnd and with a distinction i was posted to a federal university... What other assurance do i need for a brighter future ahead...

DAYS OF AGONY

with a month to the end of my service year i already had my CV, cover letter and i was prepared to go out and showcase my abilities.
April 14th 2016 i was so happy to drop the khaki and the jungle boot and with a happy heart i headed home..

Firstly i started with the online applications and after some months i started submitting hard copies from company to company..

After six months my family started showing signs of being human after all and i tell you this is the quickest invitation To depression.. In two weeks from now, it would have been a year sadness, dashed hope and ofcourse loneliness.

To cut story short i am beginning to think that education, sound result, qualifications, and the promise of a better future via academics is just a mere mirage..

This days i find it difficult to let people know i am a graduate... They get to find out them selves later and the sorry face they put up is a killer to my self confidence

Borrowing airtime from mtn, cutting my hair twice a month, trekking has become the Best means of transportation, laughter has become ostentatious, the worst is i no longer attend church services cos my regular appearance in same clothes is making Me an officer...

I need help but hey suicide has never been an option and would never be... I know it wont be like this forever but who knows where the help can come from.... I speak english Yoruba and igbo fleuntly... And i dont mind relocation as i am available for Immediate consideration

Obinoscopy:
Explanation on how it's 042:

Hint 1: The 2 in 682 is correct and well placed (3rd digit just as in 042)

Hint 2: The 4 in 614 is correct but wrong placed (3rd digit instead of 2nd digit in 042)

Hint 3: Both 2 and 0 in 206 are wrong placed (1st digit instead of 3rd and 2nd digit instead of 1st respectively in 042)

Hint 4: No number in 738 is in 042

Hint 5: The 0 in 780 is correct but wrong placed (3rd digit instead of 1st digit in 042)

Bigsteveg:
Helllooo, it's not about giving honor or not. I don't go about thanking my parents after eating. The fact that this is your problem in your house does everybody does it.
Do yourself a favor next time, don't quote me and talk trash to me. You don't know me and u cant

chimah3:
HI GUYS!

Just for asking sake...ARE THERE SCHOOLS IN USA THAT DO NOT REQUIRE GRE FOR ADMISSION?

HAS ANYONE DONE THIS??

WHAT SCHOOL?

THANKS!!!

Bigsteveg:
Mr Springer, i dont know where you are from o, maybe animal kingdom?
The man is in his house, he dropped money for food, the wife cooked the food, the wife served the food, the man ate, and the wife cleared the plates. Please where does the mother in law fits to deserve a thank you?

If there is a thank you to be given, its the wife who cooked and served.

tolajay:
Hello house,

I have scrolled to the first page of this thread and also tracked back up to the Part 1 of this thread and I must say it's a whole lot in there.

For simplicity sake, please kindly share the clear out processes of starting an application for a Masters Degree in the US.

Kindly highlight the requirements (documents, resources and funance), timelines and other essentials.

Thanks

LagosismyHome:
You see why schools should be listed..
Dalutin , I was thinking it's Weber State University

dalutin:
Washington State University

kullozone:
Sorry sir!

LastMumu:
In Health and safety what happened to you is called a Near-miss, it is not about God or anything, you were just lucky. If you do not work on clearing all the hazards in your house away, and reduce the potential incidents at your home, you might not be that lucky the next time. Get a professional electrician to check all your wirings and also double check to ensure there are no inflammable materials close to that switch-over box.

I hope you have a fire extinguisher somewhere in that house too. Plus having a smoke alarm can go a long way in preventing fire accidents.

He did the right thing by thanking God, why say otherwise All the precautionary methods you mentioned are good too and should be noted.. But you know, one can never be too careful in this life
Lemme take you to Psalms 127:1
"Except the LORD build the house, they labour in vain that build it; except the LORD keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain."
Our faith in God works wonders.

kullozone:
Everybody will start thanking that god now. He was the one that put out the fire with his breath.


Quote me to say rubbish and die by accident this morning

Cutehector:
You are 100times better than a lot of men out their hiding their problems... Now that you have let d cat out of the bag, you are healed in Jesus name..

Someone who is planning on living the rest of his life masturbating (if his issue is not resolved) is whom you are praying for to be healed in Jesus' Name?? I suggest you should rather tell him to rededicate his life and living fully to Christ, pray for God's forgiveness upon him and by faith he will be healed someday..

bilikisu02:
Acarmi Consulting Services, is recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the following vacant positions below:

1: Accountant

2: Procurement Officer

3: Front Line Desk Officer

4: Sales Manager

Application Link

http://careerhob.com/new-recruitment-at-acarmi-consulting-services-4-vacant-positions/


Application Closing Date
15th April, 2017.

ipobarecriminals:
women are jezebel

Your mum, sisters, daughters, aunts and other female relatives are not men o They are women too!!!

Let's mind what we say and post especially on social media.. You saying that about women, are the men more righteous CAPITAL NO

nani667:
Hmmm...

if the Phone in question was an iPhone 6 or 7 or Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge would this still be the Case ?

in any case, Good effort by the OP

tobishills12:
You can contact the phone number, you will get necessary info

dplordx:
SMH. Like there was any chronicled stories of Jesus childhood. Jesus is no one role model, he's beyond human comparism... How many of his followrrs are willing to die on a cross?

Klinee:
[s] U no well! what concern armed robbers and prostitution? Having sex with a prostitute is far better than having sex with a girlfriend because it helps to reduce the cost of spending. Am not trying to justify the morality of prostitution rather I will like to point out the humanly benefits of prostitution
1) It serves as an aid to the financial problems of the girl
2) It help to ease tension urge of sex for men who have high libido for sex not impotent men.
3) It help some boys who are novice about sex to experiment it in reality.
4)It curb all sex abnormalities in our society like gayism(evil act), incest, Beastie, paedophile etc
5) It reduce costs of spending for men, atleast with #500 you can sleep with the most sexiest and beautiful girl you like.
6) It give an opportunity to select the type of girl he wants to have sex with e.g. Older ones, younger ones, fair one,black one, Europeans, Chinese,albinos etc which helps to reduce an obsessive mind set toward this group of women.
7) The most important !!!! It helps to reduce raping in our society, imagine a girl walking on her way a man materialize from somewhere and grab her rape her, impregnate her, beat her or even kill her so that she will not expose him, imagine that kind of society where men will be supporting raping because most them(men) are guilty of it.
It also help to reduce STD, I bet you can never have sex with a prostitute without protection not like the regular girlfriend who don't care about about condom.
9) It helps to reduce unwanted pregnancy
I may sound very immoral but that is the fact! imagine a society where there no prostitution the society will be in hell.

How old are you please Hope I'm not wasting my time on a minor

The world would have been a better place if morals and virtue are embraced and exhibited by all.. It's up to us to make the world a better place and not worsen it

STOP ADVOCATING IMMORALITY!!!

A question for you please: If your own sister were to be a runz girl, will u encourage her with the same words u posted above?? ?? ??

TrumporIdie:
In a world where the demand for sex is high, where men walk about with an erection, I believe runs girls and prostitutes are easing the tension in the heads of sex starved and high libido men, they are meeting a need.

A runs girl is a hustler, she is earning a living by donating her body to hungry wolves who have lost their ability to control their sexual urge, she is paid for this donation. If she has class, she makes good money, she is able to pay her way through school, start a business, take care of her demanding family and all that. it's morally wrong to have sex for money, but so many other things are morally wrong, but we still engage in them, like fornication, adultery, lying, cussing and lots more.

we should stop condemning them, we should always advise them to always use protection. Men are the fastest to call them names, the same men who cant do without them .

enough said

Are u saying we should applaud and encourage them when we see them If yes, then robbers should be given same favourable treatment too Too bad, today's world frowns at virtue and embraces vice I am not going to judge them but if I meet one and have the opportunity, I pray God will help me talk to the person to change her ways for good. And for the men u mentioned, my advice to them is to zip up, have self-control and stick only to their wives

ChuzzyBlog:
This man was trekking along the road at Sogunle area in Lagos state, Nigeria, this morning when people saw he look like Jesus Christ, they started bringing their phone and snapping suddenly they couldn’t find him again.


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/03/photo-of-jesus-in-lagos-jesus-lookalike.html

EastGold:
Thanks for the observations

EastGold:
I rebuke every satanic forces planning to bring sorrow in your home this year IJN


Like to say amen

axeman2:
YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR DESTINATION HELL FIRE.

Thou shall not judge/codemn anyone.. You no be God

vicadex07:
Just 420...yam wey nogo reach him family for one month.

I'm confused on what the igbos are celebrating here..

DharmyYinks:
Thanks ma'am. God bless you!

Gerrard59:
Then if so, the bible is contradicting itself. Why say one thing somewhere and say another?

DharmyYinks:
"If men will confess their sins, He is able and just to forgive them".

"For I'll be merciful to their unrighteousness and their sins and their iniquities will I remember no more" Heb8:12

"How much more shall the blood of Christ who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works(sinful thoughts) to serve the living God" Heb9:14

uzoclinton:
That my Guy is impossible..... God is powerful, but so is Satan and he is a very hard worker.

uzoclinton:
Stealing, cursing, et al are all Evitable, but you see the sin of the mind.... it is just inevitable....

only someone living on a mountain top or in a cave would disagree.....