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Lexusgs430:
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achael:
Guys. Sincerely, like someone said earlier on this thread, there're no past questions per se. KPMG "have their own questions", that's why it's to br written once a life time.
It's a 1 hour 30 minutes test; 2 sections, section a, 50 questions, 1 hour, section b, 2 essay questions, choose 1, 30 minutes.
I might not be too detailed, as i cant remember most of the questions. However, its got quantitative, verbal, critical reasoning, current affairs.. Progressions, integers, percentages, sentence restructuring, word problem puzzles, current affairs like:
Victoria azarenka is from...
Obama is president number..
Capital of Kenya ..
Youngest Nobel prize winner..
Aba women riot was what year..
Nigeria changed to the left hand drive what year...etc

For the essay, make sure you prepare well, 30 minutes is more than enough, follow the instructions of the question(s) very well.

Good luck everyone

Amicable24:
Thanks man for this. All the current affairs questions you mentioned were repeated in yesterday's test. I'm so happy I read this post of yours, I thank God for that, God bless you for your effort.
They also asked questions like who wrote 'I know why caged birds sing? Who among these coaches won UEFA Champions league more than once[Mourinho, Ancelloti, Guardiola, All of the above?] At what age did Nelson Mandela die? And questions of such mostly related to African writers, countries and African people in general
Cc: vin2012 et al

Study the questions above and more of it.. You might be lucky..
Thank me later
Success to all prospective KPMG test writers..

ikombe:
Jesus had same kinda beards too

MurderX:
You will be shocked how much of your life revolves and is affected by the person you share you bed with. Sex is not about the dongle or veejay but more about the intimate communications, exchanges, fellowships and transfers.

nairalander2015:
duly noted

nairalander2015:
Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advice pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere

MurderX:
in the books of posterity and destiny of mankind, cheating does not exist, what matters the most is purpose. If you marry a woman that is not destined to be yours or vice versa, you are a perpetual cheat and if you remain faithful to her you will never achieve fulfilment in life, your life will continue to revolve in circles until you decide to break from societal demands and pursue the true one for you. Dont be deceived, cheating is defined according to man's law and not divine.

MurderX:
Sex is not always the objective for cheating and even pastors that teach self discipline and God's grace have been known to cheat - back to wiring.

MurderX:
Cheating is mostly not about sex, a lot of factors are involved. More than 70% of men cheat because they are unhappy in their marriages, many for companionship, friendship etc. which will one day lead to sex

ganaziah:
Yeah....I think I agree with you and the solutions to it...

Peacefullove:
How can Jesus rose from dead if he didnt die ?

I never mentioned that Jesus didn't die When he finished His work on earth, He died (being flesh) and rose again on the third day

sweery:
Must you quote everything just to write two words?


@post I don't see anything bad with comedy in church.

Jesus christ died to give us LIBERTY.I don't know why some christians tend to cage themselves in becausé of dogmas/doctrines backward and limiting mentalities.


To those mentioning me just know i ain't gon reply you.

Mr. Ibori was sentenced to 13 years in prison in 2012 after he pleaded guilty to laundering over £50 million.

[size=13pt] Chai!! Chai!!! Chai!!!!! Can somebory helep me to shange that money to naira abeg [/size]

nubanyguy1:
Wetin dey worry dis feminist wanna be

No dearie, I'm not a feminist.. Far from that.. There are just some things I don't tolerate.. I love my world, it's "do unto others what you want them to do to you" Matthew 7:12

MrSly:
Today's wife spotted.

sameolg616:
activating windows 7 is one of the simpliest amd fastest old tricks....as reformating is to learners so is re-arming/updating to win 8 is to pretenders....
just call me...it takes less than 5mins to activate

Thank you for your time and response. I've resolved the issue though.. Thanks to Computerboy

Jesusbaby49:
Na WA oo.. U said the alteration is obvious because it was originally written in black ink and she used blue ink... All I can see is blue ink... Something is wrong with ur story.


And I think I have read this story before. E ku ise oo

Tunmmyzhe:
guy this not a job OK?

the certificate is with me and I know the colour either of the colour but it never change the fact that it was altered.

Sorry sir, but all I see is in blue ink too.. Abi is our cameras now changing black inks to blue

splashybone:
Many Christian denominations teach that God is a Trinity. However, note what the Encyclopædia Britannica states: “"Neither the word Trinity nor the explicit doctrine appears in the New Testament . . . The doctrine developed gradually over several centuries and through many controversies."”

In fact, the God of the Bible is never described as being part of a Trinity. Note these Bible passages:

“"Jehovah our God is One Jehovah."”—Deuteronomy 6:4.

“"You, whose name is Jehovah, you[b] alone[/b] are the Most High over all the earth."”—Psalm 83:18.

“"This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ."”—John 17:3.

“"God is only one."”—Galatians 3:20.

Why do most Christian denominations say that God is a Trinity?

Zceesneh:
I don't believe and will never in my life believe this rubbish, God is the father Jesus is the son period

Auki:
Your God is one God. Jesus as God or son of God or part of God is invented. Ten Covenant should at least include this weird concept. Beside the first and the most important covenant negated this concept- it tells us worship one God and ascribed no partner on to Him because He is a jealous God.

Did Abraham, Mosses or any good men of old pray to Jesus? They all prayed to God alone.

Or show me what Jesus(p)created, or did he create you and I?

Show where Jesus HIMSELF said he is God, son or privy to divinity.

Roman paganisms are included in Christianity- Paganistic concept are the wierd one which typical explanation are attributed to God mystery. Full devotion to anything require atleast good understanding of it.

Read widely and pray to ur creator to show u the way. Dying as Christian is more than terrible mistake.

Peacefullove:
When Jesus died , did the Father died too since the Father is in him and ONE with him ?

God is a Spirit.. Spirits don't 'die' like u mentioned and mind u, Jesus rose from dead on the third day, He lives

GrizzlyBear:
Anyone who believes that jesus is the son of God, is either ignorant of the bible, gullible, or just being deliberately dishonest.

The Jews themselves who claimed to have had a personal, one on one relationship with this God, as documented in their old testament and other non canonical books, don't even believe that Jesus was the son of God, yet, you colonized fanatics believe wholeheartedly that he is the son of God, and would even die for this belief.

SMH.

Atheist spotted
Berlynn explained it already.. Take it or leave it, but that's the truth.
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Anyway, Jesus loves you bro.. Believe in Him or not, it changes nothing

princeofpeace22:

dominique:
How about the others that died? They didn't have faith in God?

seunmsg:
Sorry, the Christian God only saves those reading the bible at the point of accident. Others not reading the Bible are not qualified for the miracle, they can all go burn in hades.

Oga seunmsg, don't say what you don't know.. Your comment is just silly.. God loves all, and He will have mercy on whom He will have mercy... It is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy- Romans 9:15-16.
Do you even read ur Bible at all

princeofpeace22:
[s]No drink am ooooooh
Na love portion


Quote me and die [/s]

Jesus loves you

computerboy:
It will be better if you could install windows 8.1 or 10. You'll enjoy your system more but in case you want to continue using your windows 7, do this to reset your re-arm limits

1. press Windows button + R to open "RUN"
2. Now type: regedit.exe
3. Follow through this path now:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE -> Software ->
Microsoft -> WindowsNT -> Current version -> SoftwareProtectionPlatform .
4. Now, look for SkipRearm and click on modify, then change it’s value data from 0 to 1.
5. Restart your computer now then put the command I gave earlier. It should work

Thanks man, it worked.. Thanks alot