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Mhizhelen001:
Please o, what of schools, can they resume? Buhari did not say anything o

I dont think so ,for instance if lagos commences waec , while some other states are still on lockdown. That wouldnt work

I swear i cannot hear one thing this man is saying.

Asked for 46k for cream, sent her 23k but she still complained that it wasnt enough with no thank you .

One rich girl i used to date , because she was taking care of me , she made me give her Mouth Gig for hours and she kept asking for more. My tongue was hurting badly i just had to continue for the doe. Morning afternoon night

sarrki:
Let the lockdown continue

That’s the best decision

Oga your correct but my account is red, i prefer to die of covid than to be remembered as someone who died of hunger.

This 2020 is not funny at all.
Im wondering if this are bad signs- fire,death,covid and now thunder.
Someone should beg buhari to stop lockdown. My neighbour came crying out of hunger and am crying in my mind as my account balance is gettting red.

Parked into the same lodge with me , to spoil all my parols , started making freinds with my babes. I had to appease her with steady banging

Went from awka to owerri for a job , was to return sunday evening , but i was already feeling sick , i took a bus around 6pm but because of traffic and heavy rain which made my sickness more complicated, i arrived at onitsha by 10pm and with a fever, blurry eyes and i couldnt move.
I just got down from the bus , and couldnt recognise the area, i thiught of sleeping in an abandoned shop and continuing the journey the next day , but in onitsha no where is safe.
I continued looking for a bus to awka , with my last strenght i saw one , not to long after i sat down, a guy came and pulled me out of the bus saying that i should enter another bus that i wouldnt like where the bus would take me too. I just allowed him lead me because i was to weak to argue.
The guy put me in another bus and my long journey started , i was practically so sick to the point of death , i prayed for safe journey because i couldnt see properly anymore and i was too weak to even run or put up a fight if anything happened .
I got to awka by 12pm , struggled to get to my lodge , opened my door and slept , i woke up on a hospital bed with my beautiful babe by my side.
Note-- that is the third time someone refused to let me enter a bus for no reason while others where entering

My friend serving as a teacher in one of the schools in rivers just opened up to me that one of his female students who he engages in private lessons kissed him without his consent. He refused to tell me her age cause he is ashamed . The problem is he cant stop thinking about it or get it out of his mind. He is afraid because his body (dick) now reacts to the thought of it. He is afraid that he might turn into a paedophile. I just advised him to quit the extra lessons, any other suggestions please?

If you visit a shrine you'll see pictures of people and names or materials of people inside a bottle or nailed on a tree.
Girls have strong heart , you better just apologise , and pay her in bits . Na you find wahala.

That bestie is the biggest lie. During nysc one of my babe bestie wanted to give me tough time. I lashed his babe severally . Bestie is another excuse to Bleep.

We are indirectly saying we have gotten a cure .
Who is deceiving who?

[sub][/sub]The savings part got me, I can tell you I earn a comfortable salary but I save less because of responsibilities, mouths to feed , school fees and house rent to be paid and I tell you I work from Mondays to Sundays with no rest.
Now during this pandemic , where I can't go to work and obviously, little money left cause no one was prepared, hmmmm does it mean am lazy?
It's the person who wears the shoes that knows where it hurts, even America has the highest rate of homeless people, and yes they also beg on the street.
Their Is no humanity in that post.
I also have a friend in an oil company that doesn't enjoy his money because off the health condition of his mum. I guess he is also lazy?

Feminist are on their way , get ready

Please Bleep until you Bleep spirit then you'll know that water cannot quench all fires

Please do business , age is a factor , you never tire to read book .
Use 1-2years and learn business under somebody then start your own.
Their are people without phd or msc earning more than people with those qualifications.
Get a good job and support it with business.
Time no dey again.

Lol kick and start agbo
It's diet bro , stay away from sugar and of possible try another babe and confirm , before you start blaming yourself for weak erection

kennypoka2:
Okay, here's my logical explanation for this. Someone saw him steal the wallet and decided to punish him by playing some pranks with him coupled with the fact that his conscience would have haunted him hence the dreams

Hah you should be an olokpa ( police)

Millenniumlady:
I've never follow any guy to his house......the only person I'll follow is my husband that is after our wedding .........I know my worth

Hmmm girls sha and forming .
Sister Eliza

kennypoka2:
Share that experience here �

When I was young my uncle used to be a traditionalist( native doctor) their was this man that was killed on a farmland, somebody found his body and robbed him , took his wallet but their was nothing there and ran away leaving the body , threw the wallet away because their was no money in there forgetting their was vital information about his family in it.
The dead man came in his dreams and ordered him to go look for the wallet , and call the number there, and the wallet was nowhere to be found , the man tormented him for days until he confessed and took the youths to where the body was. It took a lot to calm the spirit of the man and the the help of the police to locate his family members, the wallet was never found. And the guy learnt a valuable lesson never to rob the dead.
This same uncle is now terrorizing us with his juju sha . Inside life

kennypoka2:
Check this out!

i am going to tell a real incident that happened with my room mate…back then i was in second year in medical college….in second year students have to learn autopsy procedures….since there was rush in class …we requested our senior to teach us in night ….he agreed with some hesitation….we were a group of 5 students…

After some day senior ringed us and said there came an unclaimed body for autopsy and he will do it….it would be better if we come…we were waiting for this….we immediately went there….

now the scene was something that will give a normal person nightmares for days….there was a body of a man cut in two by some vehicle accident……face was totally disfigured….we wanted to run from there but senior said chances like this is not gonna come every other day….so we stayed…we were taught all standard procedure of autopsy and senior gave us demonstration too……it was long session….after completion….senior went for washing while i went outside to bring tea….a batchmate took a brisk nap….when he woke up ….he asked senior about cloths of dead man….upon asking why he simply insisted…so senior showed cloths….my friend picked the pant and in the hidden pocket he found a paper with a number written on it….he immediately called on this number and upon picking told about death of their son in law and that they should come to claim the body and do full rites……

we all were astonished at this and asked him how did he know this all….

to this he said that man came in his dream and ordered him to do this….and same man told him about the hidden pocket….

what the hell….senior said….where is he….i can't see him….

he was sitting on your shoulder all the while and still is……

boy were we freaked that day….

anyway family of the man came…identified and took his body….

we never went near autopsy hall after that….’’

Any logical explanation for this?

Why scared? You should have started an evocation. Their might have been some other information he would have liked to tell you .
The body was not just happy to be used as an experiment and if you had not released it to his in laws. You would have no peace of mind . Even if you run away and the body gets missing you would have to find it or else.......
Speaking from experience.

She people are waiting for mango to ripe, idiots are busy eating them with salt

StarUp:
There are always two sides to a story...most people jubilating about this man's death are actually doing so "because of what they heard about him" not necessarily because he was a bad man.

Only few bad men have the kind of educational background as well as achievement be has.

The question is how did he impact the lifes of the people. What did he do with the position given to him by God? Under the buhari tenure the masses suffered and he was the one calling the shots. If he was a good man can you say he would make heaven?

JAMO84:
Salamrushdie, the chief wailing Zombie of Nairaland, 2015 - 2088

If I say make thunder fire you them go say I wicked

I regretted fucking my neighbor after she introduced me to her fiancee. But na the girl find trouble always giving me bj

Ihatefeminist:
fucking a prostitute for good two hours without condom

STD right now

Only person wey don chop belleful dey mourn

Freelane33:
YOURE A BIG FOOL , you lied to them so that you can dig them . Do you think digging is a punishment to them ? That punna no Dey read meter nah and them fit deny Shey you never preek them before , there are bigger ways to Punish them that they will never forget you till they die . Digging a girl ain’t no punishment to them , because nothing to prove that you really did it , they can deny that you didnt do anything with them and there is nothing you can .that Pussy ain’t meant for one person in the first place . That’s a weak revenge bro . Man up and step up your game . Ain’t redpillers nor alpha but streetsmart

We've seen you Very Rvd onyeoma CY

After learning my hard lessons, me and my friend met a girl and we decided to have an outing , she brought her close friend and ordered all eatables , I faked a phone call shouting at the top of my voice about a contract that never existed. They left my friend and who payed the bills and became more interested in me. Her friend hurriedly followed me home and I bleeped to my satisfaction , I promised to buy her an expensive phone , she went on to tell her other friend about the phone and I also bleeped her too.
They both later consoled me when I told them I lost the contract and started taking care of me. The good old days.

5k , that one is not gold digging, try collecting up to 700k within 8 months , rich girls to sweet

Just a period after engaging in ponzi schemes, I though I had acquired a little wealth.. I happened to be in a mini shuttle with my crush , another friend of mine started hailing me in the bus and I asked the shuttle driver to divert into the roban store along the road, I asked everybody in the shuttle including the driver to pick anything they wanted, afterwards I collected the girls phone number and she later told me she had a boyfriend and wouldn't visit me. Even the shuttle driver couldnt recognize me , IV not recovered from the experience yet. Surely learnt my lesson

After devil , fear women.
If you doubt me go and ask Adam in the bible