₦airaland Forum

MartinCorridon:
Yeah she tried to mask her hairy chest with a tattoo

Lirqur:
I still prefer it regardless. This Whatsapp where anybody can just hit you up is sickening. I just wish i could hit up my selected real peeps to chat them up. Instead of the whole world having access to me.

Empiree:
you need to ignore the guy. You can't convince him. His mind is made up

Ramadan Mubarak

enemyofprogress:
SADAKIN YAN MATA In 2018 ACCORDING TO MINISTRY OF WOMEN AFFAIRS:
1- Suhailat N100,000
2- Amina N50,000
3- Asma'u N22,500
4- Bilkisu N13,000
5- Fa'iza N10,000
6- Fauziyya N3,500
7- Fatima N8,000
8- Farida N98,000
9- Halima N11,500
10- Hauwa'u N50,000
11- Hafsat N5,500
12- Husnah N37,000
13- Jamila N12,500
14- Khadijah N10,500
15- Mansura N29,000
16- Maimuna N14,000
17- Maryam Free
18- Na'ima N40,000
19- Nafeesa N50,000
20- Nazeefa N8,000
21- Rabi N9,000
22- Rasheeda N3,500
23- Sa'adatu N20,000
24- Safeeya N6,000
25- Saleema N12,000
26- A'isha. N26,000
27- Shamsiya N6,500
28- Surayya N25,000
29- Zainab N4,500
30- Zuwairah N5,500



Note: If Your Name is Not Among the Above list You're Automatically in the na gimbiya category Thanks naku

Empiree:
Lool, I just go to any masjid at iftar. I don't cook anything. All or most masajid prepare food.

They distribute fruits to break before praying maghrib. After maghrib we are served heavy meal.

enemyofprogress:
her religion permits her action. A very violent religion.

By: A. T. Olorunjedalo, Publicity Secretary Samadaani Family.

Honourable Abdul Lateef Abdul Hakeem, Commissioner for Home Affairs was yesterday nicknamed 'Atibyaany' by His Eminence Shaykh Yahya Oshoala Ajagbemokeferi As-Samadaani Ameerul Muhminin Asadul Aarifin, Chief Imam Jamiu, Oriwu Central Mosque, Ikorodu Division.

His Eminence As-Samadaani gave him the cognomen at one of the mosques under his jurisdiction, the monumental Erunwen Central Mosque, Ikorodu 6th Ramadan Public lecture where the Commissioner was the Guest Lecturer.

The guest lecturer, Hon Iyepe as he is fondly addressed, was given this byname, Atibyaany, meaning 'The Explanator' owing to his all time explicit expressions and deliveries.

Gift is a rare commodity, as well common because it is readily bestowed on every individual however in varying nature and degree.

The gift of explanation is such given gift embedded in Hon. Abdul Lateef Abdul Hakeem.

Today, at the occasion, he dwelled on the topic, Is there judgement after death?

To the justice to this, Hon. Abdul Hakeem Abdul Lateef, Commissioner for Home Affairs started by his usual series of songs' lecture and reiterated that we begin as sand, we are bearing sand and will end as sand.

According to him, he said "I am quite surprise of the choice of this topic because people dislike the mention of death but it seems we are now coming to terms with this reality, death."

He said," human beings have embraced the world but forgotten hereafter, love food forgotten that something will eventually consume us, desire magnificent and aesthetic buildings neglecting the grave, etcetera."

In furtherance, he said "we have chose to neglect this day that will mark our end in this world (death) which is synonymous to the day that marked our beginning (birth). On both days, we will be carried, bathed, clothed, and catered for, unaware of those that rejoiced upon our birth, as well as those that will sympathize upon our departure. It is the prescribed norm to render Adhan, later followed by Iqamah and Solat follows immediately. However, Adhan and Iqamah was rendered into our ears on the day of birth, the Solat will not be performed until the day of our death".

"Affirmatively, there is judgement after death. The day of resurrection, day of reward, day of classification, day of yours and yours alone..... Prepare for this day with worship, good deeds and their likes to gain the mercy of Allah on the said date", he admonished.

Behold, this and many more erudite and explicit deliveries makes the Chief Imam and Ameerul Muhminin of Ikorodu Division deem him fit for the epithet, 'ATIBYAANY', THE EXPLANATOR.

Responding to the byname, the Honourable Commissioner for Home Affairs promised to henceforth add it to his names; HON. ABDUL LATEEF ABDUL HAKEEM ATIBYAANY (HON IYEPE).

SleakBuzzPR:
Niggga aint dead yet?
Click like if you don't want him to see tomorrow

neezar:
Uefa is fixed
I confirmed it yesterday

Leyqute:
O boi.
Removing Casemiro was the wrong call mehn

MrHistorian:
C'mon! Use your head guyz.

This is a clear-cut match fixing playing out. Real Madrid may eventually proceed but this scoreline certainly doesn't reflect individual team's prowess.

It might even be a bait to allow fans worldwide seeing the game enjoy their time. An early goal from Madrid would have toned down the intensity of the game and make fans (from both teams) lose interest.

All in all, something is definitely fishy.

Islie:
3:0........








Where are the Madrid fans

Fundamentalist:
Is birthday celebration Islamic