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HealthRe: Eyes Test: What Colors Do You See In This Dress? by amokeme(f): 5:15pm On Feb 28, 2015
White/blue and gold
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by amokeme(f): 4:48pm On Feb 28, 2015
Noticed same... 90% of them are just bitter.
FamilyRe: Can I Marry My Brother's Wife Junior Sister ? by amokeme(f): 5:12pm On Feb 25, 2015
You guys are not blood related sef. Nothing wrong with it
EducationRe: Federal Government Approves Nine New Private Universities by amokeme(f): 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2015
I hope the standards are good..
RomanceRe: 5 Classes Of People That Get The Most Beautiful Wife! by amokeme(f): 1:57am On Feb 24, 2015
Its actually not easy dating or marrying a doctor..
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by amokeme(f): 7:18pm On Feb 22, 2015
AJ01:
since you are not taller than me then is a compliment grin
cheesy ok o
RomanceRe: 10 Things Women Need To Stop Doing To Each Other! by amokeme(f): 5:21pm On Feb 22, 2015
zyzxx:
grin grin
U are right ooo
Apy sunday
same to you smiley
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by amokeme(f): 4:37pm On Feb 22, 2015
AJ01:
babe you are tall oo shocked
lol... thank you, hope its a compliment sha
PoliticsRe: Black Man Buys $350,000 House For $16 In Racist Neighborhood by amokeme(f): 3:09am On Feb 22, 2015
hating neighbors.. I like the man's courage sha
RomanceRe: 10 Things Women Need To Stop Doing To Each Other! by amokeme(f): 1:42am On Feb 22, 2015
zyzxx:
Stop thinking that a guy as become ur atm
D moment u said yes.
I think the topic is "things women need to stop doing to EACH OTHER" not things women should stop doing to MEN cheesy grin
RomanceRe: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by amokeme(f): 1:38am On Feb 22, 2015
balaclava:
Here is a short list of problems you may encounter but not limited to these

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do they also apply if its the other way round? I mean the guy having a child
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by amokeme(f): 1:06am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:
We see them everywhere. Everyone does. cheesy

It looks as if it's not easy to look beautiful. Those days, our grand moms didn't really go through all these sha cheesy

Even babies cry when their hair is been made. All they are trying to say is, "Must I look beautiful? Na by force ni?" cheesy

Babies have evolved into Ladies.

What Are The "Stress" Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful?


NB: Of course, this is just an observation. Don't be too serious wink grin


1. Sitting Down For Painstaking Hours Making Her Hair


Like 5 girls surrounding one girl, Haba! All dragging her hair wink They may even have body odour sef grin


2. The Stress Of Applying Mascara.

The day a fly will enter into your mouth enh... We go know...cheesy

3. Walking On High Heeled Shoes On A Hilly And Waterlogged Pathway


The desire to look tall or taller is the reason o...cheesy, maybe a trend...
The other day, I saw a lady and I couldn't recognize her in a hurry. She was taller than megrin How nau? Since when?


4. Wearing Short Tops To Later Be Adjusting It In Public.


Hian! Didn't you look yourself in the mirror before leaving the house?



5. Receiving Insults Because Tiny Strands of Brazilian Hair Are Entering People's Eyes and Obstructing Their View. grin


She sits right in front of you in a bus, get ready to get some of those in your eyes. It may also be distracting you from seeing forward because she won't pack it...New hair things cheesy
Of course, people will tell her and she might get offended.



6. Having To Often Go To The Restroom With Her Make Up Kit For Renewal Of Looks


I used to wonder why my colleagues used to visit the restroom with their hand bag. Most times, they come out new as a coin. Don't ask me, I observed.


7. The Stress Of Bum & Butt Pads.


Haven't seen it. Don't know how it looks like. But I know surely, it looks awkward "fixing" it yourself. What goes on your mind as you are doing that? Maybe, "Today, they'll think that my bum or butt is this big" undecided

You even risk guys noticing and afterwards tagging you falsely wink
( I'm not trying to convince you o grin)



Hope you're having a good evening? wink


smiley
I don't do no.2, 3(am blessed with natural 'heels' tongue) 4, 6 and 7 and as for no 5, never being insulted too cheesy
EducationRe: Which Of These Statements Will Make A Student Jump Up by amokeme(f): 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2015
No.8 all the way...
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl With Any Of These? by amokeme(f): 9:50pm On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
Lol...Really?
so you are laughing..
TravelRe: Any Direct Flight From Ilorin To Kano? by amokeme(op): 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2015
Evvilgenius:
Nahhh. U stay in ilorin?
no.. Wanted visiting. Thanks tho
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl With Any Of These? by amokeme(f): 9:40pm On Feb 21, 2015
Dexema:
With a face and body like dat I wud marry u with no voice @ all,even sef the bass voice na extra.
lol.. How sure are you am on the dp?
EducationRe: Afe Babalola University Hikes Fees Of Medical Students From 1.7m to 2.6m by amokeme(f): 9:35pm On Feb 21, 2015
XavierG:
Your picture..

Is that UI?
no CU smiley
PoliticsRe: See The Pics Of Nigeria First Newspaper by amokeme(f): 6:57am On Feb 21, 2015
cool
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl With Any Of These? by amokeme(f): 6:51am On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
I know someone loves them and will eventually date and marry them.

But You, which among these in a lady can put you off completely?


Bass voice

Moustache

Hair on the chest.

"Man-Walking"
don't you sleephuhhuhhuhhuh? BTW I have bass voice cry
EducationRe: Afe Babalola University Hikes Fees Of Medical Students From 1.7m to 2.6m by amokeme(f): 4:32am On Feb 21, 2015
2.6mil?! lol.. am in paradise with the little I pay here compared to afe.. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: In need of Industrial Training placement by amokeme(f): 11:37am On Feb 20, 2015
This IT thingy sef undecided
RomanceRe: Top Ten Funniest Side Chick Pics/memes by amokeme(f): 11:26am On Feb 20, 2015
smiley

EducationRe: Some Things You Can Only Find In A Male Hostel. by amokeme(f): 11:22am On Feb 20, 2015
Lol... I saw it coming...
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
smiley...Kano is a cool place na
lol.. I know na. Missing it so much.. Those ota is just somehow
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:34pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
embarassed To where ?
hehehe... So if you had asked "to where" initially what will happen to you? tongue anyways, to many places..
I stay in kano tho
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
Wow, to PH? smiley
nope smiley
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:19pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
Like when? smiley
may cry
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:08pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
Wow, when? cheesy
when ke?? Still far o... Am just wishing cheesy
FamilyRe: Please Advice Needed But Viewer Discretion If Eating Is Adviced by amokeme(f): 5:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
Sorry Op... I can only imagine grin
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by amokeme(f): 5:01pm On Feb 18, 2015
emusmith:
No dearie...how's school? cheesy
just there jare... I want to go home already... cry
FamilyRe: I Am Confused On Who To Be With! by amokeme(f): 4:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
alutacontinua:
I feel like giving guy A an e-slap angry
Dafuq does that even mean? undecided
*in my mfm voice* Op, repeat after me....every element of time wasters in my life, die by fire!!! cheesy cheesy

If you know you wanna marry, biko, go with the guy who knows what he wants and get it over with, guy A is the type that we call long thing lipsrsealed
the guy A is a big time waster..

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