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Jonathan:
Ha !
I thought as much ! The moment I saw the feet and skin ,but I been think say na me no fit differeciate again.
Last time I checked ,apart from rough, warty poisonous skin toads have . They don’t have webbed feet .
But frogs have webbed feet , and smooth skin ,
Boss, This thing you chopped no get webbed feet o . Chaiii
Be like say na toad you chop ooo .
Plus , you probably wouldn’t have been able to catch it if it was a frog cos they can jump like crazy ,unlike toads .

It's safe

naylor:
Good morning mamas please I would like to know how safe mackerel fish(what we popularly call Titus) is during early stages of pregnancy.

Cappo of life! I dey o! Morning sickness still dey worry me. Exhausted! Am using all my energy to type this how is you?

Towerofgrace:
Teamie mi sowie u hear,

trust you are better now thank God for the rain, body will cool down plenty. Please talke care of your sef rest rest and rest, no award for superwoman i beg oo.


spicychic847, i am trust you are too one love always

Lazina @ amorprincesa , how is you?

AyPortable1, Hotmomma, damibaby, BuddingSpear, oluwaleokey, velocity259, mmaglamz, spicychic847 please i am using touch light to find this my teamies, you pple should show face na else na me you go see for your domot ooo

Where you see mango?

FloraEC:
Since
Mango is out too

You should have asked for help from church fellow or friends. It's not easy at all!

Besea:
Team January don almost born finish o.

I never see road since I born. I'm now a mom of 3 with no help, my mom should be landing tomorrow hopefully I can come up for air from tomorrow. I feel swamped/overwhelmed, aches and pains everywhere cos I've not rested properly, I've locked myself in because I don't want to see anybody feeling depression setting in but I will fight it. Hubby helps out a lot, phcn have forgotten us for 8 months now + the terrible heat. So sorry for posting this here but I just needed to vent.

Thanks

breadplanets:
Shoko

What's the name of the leaf you used

breadplanets:
Sunday rice

Seeing your big belle am sure they will understand tiredness is real

spiceeamiee:
Lmaoo . We did not do the one for Thursday because frankly i had to make a choice between my sanity and the assignment especially since hubby isn't around to help. When I took her to school yesterday, I just told her teachers thag her assignment was undone, they should add it to the one for weekend abeg.

Abi o! I claim that I will get to do his/her naming ceremony in Jesus name. Because this pregnancy did not come with complications by His grace. This child has come to stay

hunniesuzie:
Muhehehehe, lazy mommy. I'm counting down to naming rice from you and amorprincesa now...You guys are not too far from me

Congratulations

Besea:
Praise God with me! I had my baby, a boy at 5:15 am weighing 3.9kg without tear. Birthstory when I'm stronger na sleep get me so.

As in eh! Sometimes we do it half way and submit like that cos I will be so tired. Sure her teacher will ask me why soon.

spiceeamiee:
Body dey o. 30weeks today feeling like an elephant.

For the reception class, they teach sounds, shapes and how to draw dashes, strokes and curves. She comes home with assignments everyday and its a struggle to get her to hold the pencil and write her dashes, strokes and curves, lol

Happy birthday beautiful! God bless you

tatacherie:
Greetings mamas
Pls join me thank God for my little me who just clocked 3
I wish you a blossoming new age sweet

I hope you already in the hospital.

ijesuloba:
Gudafternun mamas ave being experiencing cramps ooolike period cramp,wen it comes its jst as if I want to poo too,am 39 weeks plus.abeg shey nah sign of labour or wat,ftm

With my first, I felt that pain too whenever my mum tied my tummy. Maybe cos I had a bad tear. I told her but she didn't believe me. She said am just trying to avoid tying my tummy. That it's better if you tie it when it's still soft.

I think you should give yourself sometime.

Giddyperson:
The harmattan just disappeared yesterday and swapped itself with heat from hell. Rain sha fell today so let me hope the weather would get better.

@everyone, do you guys think tying my tummy could be affecting the stitches I got from my tear at delivery. I felt the craziest pains down there yesterday after i tied my tummy for the 1st time day b4 yesterday and yesterday. I checked and there's a dangling thread tho every other thing still looks intact. I didn't tie my tummy today and the pain has really reduced.

Thank you cappo! I dey alright. Can't wait for this 1 trim to be over. I need energy laziness ti take over

Towerofgrace:
Greatest Team August 2019!!!

we thank God for another week, 2nd tri is getting closer and we can flex our muscles too the journey continues and August 2019 is our final busstop by God's grace

We should be in our week 8, 9, 10 & 11.

It is not too early to identify potential hospitals/clinics and gather relevant information for ante-natal. For teamies experiencing MS, e pele honeymoon phase is right around the corner.

If you hear your name, answer and say hi let us know you are doing ok also wish remaining January mamas safe delivery. Don't forget to welcome new members, ask and answer questions freely without judgement as well

01 AyPortable1
02 Hotmomma
03 amorprincesa
04 Misi16
05 Towerofgrace
06 motic2
07 damibaby
08 BuddingSpear
09 oluwaleokey
10 velocity259
11 mmaglamz
12 spicychic847
13 2pretty4u

Forgive me if i left anyone out. please mention me so i can make necessary adjustment

#teamaugustandtherest
#teamnoloss
#teamswift&easydelivery
#teamsexypreggiessexyborning
#teamtoomuchswagger
#mscannotholdusdown
# motherbabyhusbandalive&plentymoney

MCMXCVIII:

Ahhhhhhhhh
A very notorious person on this thread!!
He has done it again!
Trump should just withdraw USA troops from Syria and send them to Ogun.
Your kitchen is deadlier than a nuclear plant in North Korea.

You tried being there. I understand!

Giddyperson:
It looked fine the way it was biko. This is a very traumatic experience for me. He just pooed and peed and started bleeding and started screaming all at once. I didn't even know which one to face. All so that penis can look nice

It's not bad but you have to be careful so your breast doesn't leave it's mouth and gets to his/her nose while you fall asleep.

Tessie89:
Good day mamas of nations, pls assist a FTM ooo, pls is it right to breast feed a 2month old baby while lying down. Thank u.

Have you seen an uncircumcised d**k, my dear, it is not beautiful. And they extra extra take care of the underneath. Though it has higher sensitivity.

Me I won't follow you to carry placard.

Giddyperson:
We should look into banning male genital mutilation .

Thank you much much!

Chithejoyfulmom:
I use the one in festac.i will just rate them 62%, too much baby doctors that sees one as very inquisitive person. just one gynea who doesn't stay 24 standby. he comes by 10 and leaves by 3.. but their pediatricians are good.

This combination sha!

Halcyon123:
Breakfast,Akara and Vege

Question 1: you can use pcm if you notice a rise in temperature.
Question 2 has been answered severally on this thread. Please use the search option.

unex50:
Hello mama's. .....my baby will have her 6 week's immunization nextweek. ...Pls what should i expect?? Is that the one that comes with serious fever?? Biko epp me..


2...I want to start Family Planning .....which is the trusted and reliable method....Thanks.

Good morning mamas, please who has used Outreach Women and Children’s Hospital for ante-natal or delivery. How good is their service?

Please pm if you don't want to give ratings openly. Thank you

Good morning mamas, please who has used Outreach Women and Children’s Hospital for ante-natal or delivery. How good is their service?

Please pm if you don't want to give ratings openly. Thank you

Happy birthday Ilan! God bless you

jazzyjazz:
Where did all the time go o
Now now this pikin don grow

Chei!

My baby boo is 2 years old today

Feels like it was just yesterday that I gave birth to him and now hes a big boy.


Make una follow me celebrate my boy

Thank you

Rakiticbarca:
here's the leave. One of my favorite veggies.

Present cappo! I dey here. Too lazy to type this days coupled with MS

Towerofgrace:
Team August in the house!!!!! Make some noise

Teamies, i know MS is dealing with some of us, but please try and answer roll call o and let us know you are ok, don't worry countdown to honeymoon phase has begun and we wee do shakara with our beautiful bumps

We should be in our week 7, 8, 9 & 10 (small small shidren)

ROLL CALL - Answer present when i call you name
01 AyPortable1
02 Hotmomma (upon all my begging)
03 amorprincesa (weh done)
04 Misi16 (rolls eyes)
05 Towerofgrace
06 motic2 (shebi u are team august abi?)
07
08
09
10

This ship is sailing to the month of August 2019 and no one is permitted to be left out by God's grace.

Finally this mamas have succeeded in giving me ministry work abi, issok let me go and sleep afternoon sleep

Eat smaller meals more frequently and not a large meal at once. Don't lie down immediately after eating. Avoid spicy food.

You can get pregnacare, if you the type that doesn't like to swallow too many drugs and can afford it.
or you get Folic acid, Vitamin C, Fesolate.

Lemonadewifey:
Please I need help. I have been having serious reflux acid since I took in, low appetite and waist pain when I bend down. Please what drugs can I take because I haven't started ante natal yet. The discomfort is too much for me.

Please can I see a picture of the leaf? And why is it called that?

Leesah:
Jollof rice with dried fish and hospital too far (name of the leaf). Is it only me that is tired of chicken and meat?

Your friend or you? If she has a really short cycle, pregnancy might occur. Sperm lives up to 5days.
That said, If your friend isn't ready to be a father, he should stay off sex.
Youngsters, abstinence gives peace of mind until you are ready to handle all that comes with sex.

NoChill:
Please help, my friend was having sex with a girl a day after her period and the Condom burst while ejaculating. Please what are the risks of her getting pregnant.

Please quotes me if you have any answers. Thanks

Happy Sunday!

Yes o! But some comes with sleeping anointing

Iyamefa:
Why is it that this baby prefers jumping up and down when it’s time for me to sleep at night? You see this thing new born babies do when they keep you awake all night, it’s like they start it from the womb