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Abu-Bakr al-Balkhi [may Allāh have mercy on him] said:

“The parable of the month of Rajab is that of the wind, the parable of Sha’bān is that of the clouds and the parable of [the blessed month of] Ramadān is that of the rain.”

Latāif al-Ma’ārif | Page 121 | Al-Imām ibn Rajab al-Hambali [may Allāh have mercy on him]

Translation: Authentic Quotes

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N’Golo Kante is close to signing a new contract. (
@Matt_Law_DT
)

I suggest you don't come at me wrong or I'm gon' correct you. Cassidy

Even the deer can run the jungle till the lion come. Cassidy

On February 16, the U.S. announced an agreement to repatriate nearly $1 Million to
@NigeriaGov
. The forfeited assets were traceable to the kleptocracy of the former Governor of the Bayelsa State, Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha.

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Telco/VAS industry experience and have worked on SaaS products or functioned in a retailer/agent B2B business model.
3-5 years of experience

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyMvyCMY8to

Neutratech Nigeria, a subsidiary of COWAY, a South Korean company that specializes in the
production of water and air purification machines is recruiting!

Position: SALES PROFESSIONAL
Salary: NGN 100,000
Commissions on each sale: NGN 50,000To Apply: Send your CV to recruitment@neutratech.com with the job role as
the subject.

Note: All applicants must reside within Abuja.

From blending innocent boys to supporting incest.

afrodoc2:
Don’t rule out the possibility that this deployment is part of a grand diabolical scheme.

I'm just laughing at the suggestion, tactical maneuvering to stage a surprise attack. Remember Sudan, Egypt when there were pockets violence and soldiers deployed to restore calm seize control

Ian Wright: “We’re seeing chances created and people missing them. [Chelsea] have created enough chances where they should win games, and all of a sudden the momentum and the vibe in the stadium changes. But yeah, you have to say that [Potter] is under a little bit of pressure.”

.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSO9h1if_I8

Is this true?

....

Ibime:
Tuchel problem is he always picked the wrong personnel and had the wrong vision for Chelsea. Blowing hundreds of millions on defenders and ignoring the rest of the pitch. Tuchel blew £350m and not a single player is a starting player in our 11. Sack well deserved.

Coached wide rotations & overload. A reminder of what attacking patterns look like. He was squeezing the most out of below-par attacking options

@chelseafc Coached wide rotations & overload. A reminder of what attacking patterns look like. He was squeezing the most out of below-par attacking options pic.twitter.com/kaJH3eOTLs

— Premier League Panel (@PremLeaguePanel) February 19, 2023

funny thing is even in one of his latter matches, Tuchel completely outclassed Conte tactically. Made him look like a tier below coach with a much worse attack. Individual errors stopped the W. Chelsea did not decipher that the issues were personnel based not tactical. Premier League Panel

Tuchel returning with the new recruitment structure is a no-brainer.76 goals in 38 PL games & 3rd best defence with James, Chilwell, Kanté, Kova injuries & without a reliable scorer. He can salvage the CL campaign & would do top things with the new talent.This is a special coach. Premier League Panel

OasisX:
♾️♾️♾️

Wicked Abroadian

Shaykh Ibn Uthaymeen (RH) said:

"And do not be afraid that someone unjustly prays against you, because the One who answers the prayers is Allah Exalted His mention, and He never takes side with, nor helps the wicked ever."

Source: Sharh Bulughul Muram 1/476.

seankafor:
If they say, let only the educated vote In this election

I fit sell mh father property say obi go win am

But sadly it doesn't work that way, the illiterates got mouth also and unfortunately they re in their numbers more than the educated

There is more than one way to be educated, someone who is skilled in the act of selling tomato to his/her customers with little or no formal schooling is educated in the art of selling.

Bluemann what do you make of Oliver Glasner I think he will be good for us if we are to let go of Potter but the problem is convincing Frankfurt to part ways with him.

seankafor:
Nta campaigning for peter obi

Things you'd love to see

They also posted items for Kwankwaso and Sowore does it mean they're campaigning for those ones too?

People who have been calling others senseless for supporting government and offering constructive criticism when necessary have suddenly become concerned about post-election trolling, you guys set the tone for this toxicity herein and now want to act like victims. Be careful of setting a bad precedence because such may consume you later.
Having said that I think it is pointless trolling people for suffering electoral defeat that's double jeopardy and oppression

We don't do jungle justice if you have anything take it to the judicial system and let the judges decide who's right or wrong but mobsters who dont have respect for rule of law they will rather resort to bully tactics, using street urchins and unmasking an identity which wasn't masked in the first place. Sue me and lets me in the courts to test the veracity of your baseless claims.

76 goals in 38 PL games last season with the 3rd best defence in league. This with kante kova chilwell James injuries. 23 goals in 23 PL games for potter. Premier League Panel

Popi how is Potterball so far?

DissTroy:
Ibrahim the terrorist village clown who lives in th backwaters of Okene, the most backward place in the country. Still running around?

You should take up the challenge and see the difference between a bluff and a foretelling of what's to happen.

Foolish extremist indoctrinating juvenile impressionable boys on Facebook into terrorism.

Hehehe. My boy try again you are making a joke of yourself.

The Akpan and Odumah were references to the WAPTV series comic characters, I never knew I will got someone triggered just to show that some of these guys are sissies who cant take what they dish out.