₦airaland Forum

seankafor:
Omo, jungle don dey mature oo

APC agents are sharing 10k per vote in my polling booth..

And these agents are focusing on the poor and illiterates and collecting their PVC numbers

What can possibly be done with people PVC numbers?

Omo.. na tomorrow shaa I go know if this country get future or not..

Those people sharing 10k and receiving were imported from Sabon Titi from Kano; damn those illiterate abokis in Sege's voice.

DeadPresidents:
Yamamoto-sensei

Miyamoto Musashi

OasisX:


Perhaps the names sound German.

Na Japanese the name sound like maybe he's taking Japanese classes.

Segedinho:
who do we believe.

The apolitical police force or a politician who is gassed to defend even d devil

The policemen who detained them are Natasha Akpoti attachees who is the PDP candidate for Kogi Central, they're both playing games with people's lives.

OasisX:


.... why did you bold Sheidu Amoto though.

No mind the wicked abroadian

DeadPresidents:
This is some Tom and Jerry/Wiley Coyote plot shii Imagine obstructing the road because of fear of losing

Segedinho:
This is probably one of d jungle after d naira fiasco..

Another rigging tactic nipped

https://www.nairaland.com/7583469/police-intercept-construction-firm-engaged

KOGI STATE GOVERNMENT

PRESS STATEMENT

CUTTING OFF SOME ROADS IN KOGI CENTRAL IS A DELIBERATE SECURITY MEASURE

1. The Government of Kogi State wishes to inform members of the public that the excavation of some roads in Kogi Central was to cut off traffic on those roads as a security measure to restrict the use of those roads by criminals who have been breaching the peace of the area.

2. It would be recalled that a couple of days ago, the Secretariat Complex of Okehi Local Government suffered from the effect of an explosive devise. The security agencies ensured no life was lost as a result of the explosion, but the State Government convened an emergency Security Council Meeting to address the security challenges in the area with a view to devising strategies of averting possible future occurrence, especially as we witnessed similar explosion on December 29, 2022 at Okene.

3. One of the measures arrived at was to restrict the number of routes to the flashpoints to enable security agents properly mount effective surveillance on the other access roads for the safety of the people, especially as they go to the polls on Saturday February 25,2023. We thank the State Ministry of Works and Urban Development for their proactive efforts on the road.

4. The cry of one Mrs Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan over the measure to ensure security is therefore not a surprise. As an indigene of Okehi Local Government Area, she has not considered it expedient till now to sympathize with her people over the explosion that affected Okehi Local Government Area Secretariat Complex. To her, their lives do not matter. But she was quick to characteristically blackmail the State Government when measures were taken to protect her people. Does she benefit anything from insecurity in Kogi Central? How does the streamlining of routes into the flash point affect her?

5. Some of the masterminds of the Okene blast of December 29, 2022 have been arrested and they are giving useful statements to security agents. With the current measures in Okehi Local Government, we are confident that the cowards who attacked the symbol of unity of the Okehi people will not escape from justice. Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan should recognise the fact that the administration of Alhaji Yahaya Bello will never slaughter security on the slab of politics and will ruthlessly deal with criminal elements and their sponsors whose hearts are not immersed in the culture of peace of the Ebira Nation.

6. As a Government, our responsibility is to protect the Kogi people and sometimes, we have to take drastic and even temporarily discomforting steps to achieve that. INEC and security agents have not complained about accessing every part of Okehi Local Government Area in particular and Kogi Central in general. Why is Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan crying on behalf of INEC when as an institution, INEC has communication structures and platforms?

7. We also wish to call on Kogites to disregard allegations of trying to use local militias to harass voters. The protagonists of such fiction are elements who want to create panic in the state because of desperation to provoke chaos to cover up for their political feebleness. We assure the people of Kogi Central and Kogi State in general to come out enmasse to cast their votes as adequate security arrangements are in place to protect them before, during and after the polls. Those who need to worry and criminals who will never be spared in the state.

Kingsley Femi Fanwo

Hon. Commissioner for Information and Communications



23/02/2023

Apart from Armando Broja and Edou Mendy, Potter may soon have all of his squad available, including the long-absent N’Golo Kante and Christian Pulisic.

{Chelsea FC}

Dear Nigerians,

Had Kwankwaso & Obi merged under 1 ticket, PDAPC won't stand a chance!

I believe PDAPC will win tomorrow.

But...

I have a proposal for 2027:

Kwankwaso/Obi should flip a coin for whom to be at the top of the ticket! They'd win 2027 by 6pm on election day! Sanusi Dantata

"Categorizing is necessary for humans, but it becomes pathological when the category is seen as definitive, preventing people from considering the fuzziness of boundaries," - Nassim Nicholas Taleb in The Black Swan

Tataffo:
States that can deliver 1million+ votes for Peter Obi are:

EDO
LAGOS
RIVERS
KADUNA
ANAMBRA
ABIA
IMO
PLATEAU
DELTA
AKWA IBOM
ENUGU
BENUE

Obi will net 25million votes minimum

Wake up from the deep sleep

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Here is my prediction error rate of 5-10%:
Abia-LP
Adamawa-PDP
Akwa-Ibom- LP
Anambra-LP
Bauchi-APC
Bayelsa-PDP
Benue-PDP
Borno-APC
Cross-River-LP
Delta-PDP
Edo-LP
Ekiti-APC
Enugu-PDP
FCT-PDP
Gombe-PDP
Imo-LP
Jigawa-NNPP
Kaduna-APC
Kano-APC
Katsina-APC
Kebbi-PDP
Kogi-APC
Kwara-APC
Lagos-APC
Nasarawa-APC
Niger-PDP
Ondo- APC
Ogun-APC
Osun-APC
Oyo-APC
Plateau-LP
Rivers-PDP
Sokoto-PDP
Taraba-PDP
Yobe-APC
Zamfara- APC

Shaykh al-Islām Ibn Taymiyyah (رحمه الله) said:

“Sixty years with a tyrannical leader is better than a single night without a leader.”

[Majmū'Al-Fatāwá (28/290) | Translated by Rpubs Editorial]

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Let it be known that when Prof. Soludo decide to contest he will have my support.

OasisX:


You be Veteran on this Blog.

I no be veteran but I dey follow elders waka

OasisX:


RIP to the Moniker, even though it won't be missed.

He will spring up in another form like zombies in Resident Evil

Hassan Al Basri رحمه الله mentioned:

"Do not long for money, your doom might be in the money"

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OasisX:


Na wa ó..... GTOkowa don deactivate. Chei.

I've been in the game for so long ever since the days of you know- he thought he will chase me away but like Kloppo and Tjay he lacked the energy.

DissTroy:
Actually, I've been seeing too much of bright lights coding all week on large shinning screens so I prefer dim lights and dark modes now.

Whichever you prefer

The house of lies and deception will collapse; opportunists, fake-moralists, promoters of incest wont hide under the premise of hardship to dupe people.

DissTroy:
Donjazet2, if truly you campaigned and voted for Buhari in 2019 after his 4-year disaster class, for all of the heat and vituperative words I have directed at Raum and Laride, you deserve just as much as I heaped all the blame on them.

Even Oasis was very critical of Buhari's policies in 2018 (his post history proves this even though he's always been pro-APC) and it's why I almost completely never direct my anti-Buhari angst at him.

For all of the angst I have directed at Laride and Raum, you deserved worse. The worst of every slur the English language can be malleated into.

The very worst because you made these two guys seem like demons while comfortably hiding the fact that you enabled Buhari's ineptitude and rewarded it in 4 years.

Worse for championing yourself as having higher morals and being logically pro-masses all of sudden while tactically absolving yourself of any blame that is the Buhari failed presidential tenure.

For all it is worth, both Raum and Laride are better than you because they've been honest enough to admit their support for Buhari and take the heat in stride.

Now it makes me begin to question if your sudden love for an alternative presidential option in Obi isn't because your hatred of Tinubu is stronger.

Anybody who's cruel enough to campaign for and vote Buhari twice might as well vote Tinubu who has said he'd continue Buhari's legacies.

Disstroy you have seen a dim light at the end of the long dark tunnel, I pray you see a bright light soon. It is never too late

Many go woke for the moral cloak. Elon Musk

Intellectual frauds everywhere. Sanity will soon be restored

Meet Nigerian genius, Abdulrazak Ibrahim, who invented and patented an insect control technology in Brazil that will help farmers protect their plants from getting destroyed by white flies. The BUK, Kano graduate is hoping to protect crops in Africa from destructive insects.

According to Fabrizio Romano, Chelsea remain interested in 19-year-old midfielder Arsen Zakharyan who is expected to move in the summer.

{Caughtoffside}

OasisX:


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