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Starlink is now available in Nigeria – the first African country to receive service! → http://starlink.com/map

“If Chelsea wants to keep Felix then no problem with agreement with Atleti, he absolutely loves it at Chelsea, likes the atmosphere and team” (
@FabrizioRomano

@onamp
)

Helium Health Graduate Trainee Program 2023
Lagos

0-2 years experience .

Nigerian graduates must have completed NYSC
https://heliumhealth.freshteam.com/jobs/p5LWJkA2H1Gu/helium-health-graduate-trainee-program-2023

Senior Audit Associate

HND/BSC Accounting
2-5years Experience in Internal Audit/Audit firm
Strong analytical skills
Experience in Microsoft Dynamics Environment, an advantage
Intermediate reporting and presentation skills
ACA is an advantage
Financial reporting skill
To apply, send CVs to careers@pinnacleoilandgas.com using the job applied for as subject of the mail

Electricity is fairly constant here on the average there is 18hrs of supply where I stay.

Zubayr bin al-Awwām (radiyallaahu anhu) said:

Whoever is able to have for himself a righteous action (he kept) secret, then let him do so. Al-Zuhd of Abee Dawood (2/362).

Translated by Abū ‘iyād Amjad Rafiq

Imam al-Ajurri رحمه الله said:

"Do not be sad over knowledge that was beyond your grasp. Be sad over knowledge that you have but do not act upon."

[Akhlaq al-'Ulama, p. 116]

larride:
Na only INEC fit answer that question because total votes were more than accredited votes in those polling units.

Both INEC lawyers and Adeleke lawyers actually agreed that overvoting took place, Adeleke lawyers only challenged the spread of the overvoting.

I always laugh at people who think with BVAS rigging can't be done by desperate politicians, heck even in US we heard of manipulation of electoral results by Russian hackers.

BREAKING: Tribunal sacks Adeleke as Governor. Source: Vanguard

Associate, Business Analysis
PwC

https://pwc.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/Global_Experienced_Careers/job/Lagos/Associate--Business-Analysis_410192WD?

Apply for Dufil Graduate Trainee Programme*

*Requirements:*
• First Class Honours
• 0 to 3 years of work experience
• Not More than 30 years of age
• B.Eng. and http://B.Sc. in Electrical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Food Technology,
Chemistry, Biochemistry, Statistics and Economics
• Candidates must be willing to accept deployment in any location
• Must have completed NYSC (a scanned copy of NYSC discharge certificate must be uploaded)

To apply, visit:
https://lnkd..in/dVyGsCfp

URGENT RECRUITMENT!

There are open roles for two (2) HR Executives in a Manufacturing/FMCG company in #IBADAN.

Salary budget: 2 Million - 2.4 Million annually.

Drop your CV for the hiring manager here: ogearutha@gmail.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpldlFEAz8w

https://twitter.com/DeinmoweiEzi/status/1618637633625948160?t=UlswlGFvDUGIwewwL5goSg&s=19

Non-PVC holders were blocked from accessing
Electrical Dealers Association of Nigeria, EDAN, the electrical market section of the Alaba International Market, Lagos State

The officers of the market reportedly blocked Non-PVC holders from entering the section of the market, in a bid to make sure people get their PVC, to enable them participate in the forthcoming presidential election.

Azpilicueta on Mudryk: "I’ve seen a very focused lad with great determination and great ambition. He’s a player who can have that mix between playing good football with his feet and also running into space. You could see his speed."

We are recruiting for external auditors for two month contract with rollover option (based on performance). ONLY Candidates who are AVAILABLE TO RESUME BY MONDAY JANUARY 30TH 2023 (after screening) are encouraged to apply. Audit protocol training will be provided.

Kindly complete the form as completely as possible and with relevant but concise detail and kindly upload your resume.

Responsibilities Auditor
1 Attend the Pre-Training event
2 Understand the defined audit objectives, risk asessment, plans, and scope.
3 Acquire, analyze and evaluate relevant support documentation
4 Prepare audit findings, write audit reports, and develop recommendations
5 Ensure accuracy of financial information

Qualifications / skills Auditor
• Bachelor's degree in Accounting, Finance, or related field. ACA preferred.
• 6mth -2 years experience in financial accounting, auditing, or a combination thereof any sector
• Strong understanding of accounting, laws, regulations, and internal controls
• Understanding of audit theories, principles, and practices- READY TO LEARN
• Strong interpersonal skills, good time management skills
• Proficient verbal and written communication skills
• Comfortable working in a teams in-person and remotely
• Proficient in Microsoft Office applications
• Willingness to travel up to 25% of the time


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeZizfFfSrjxL5YujY-NHhpxdRtwKJx_uuIsFiianHwPkGr9g/viewform

Decagon is recruiting for Program Associates who will support with program management/Agile Leadership, acting as Scrum Masters for the development of amazing software products.

First-class graduates/HR enthusiasts are strongly encouraged to apply.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf_Qvhqj7MmmO_tX0iEIsusMzd06rGi4HyUvK5FBRodyL1o-A/viewform

DeadPresidents:
The best route is getting mentored by Senior Product Designers. The main problem though is, the best ones are rarely interested in mentoring anyone. UI/UX design is a really rigorous field (as opposed to what many people think) because there are so many principles to learn.

You have to understand how to find the perfect balance between aesthetics, psychological reinforcement, and business decisions.

This guy (Erik D. Kennedy) has really good stuff on UI design: https://www.learnui.design/

Shameless plug: I just got my visa on Monday. I'm selling my house stuff in case anyone you know is interested. I'll be meeting a top product designer in Berlin so I'll ask him if he's willing to mentor budding designers.

Congratulations for this achievement. Okún

larride:
No problem.

Sent, thanks.

larride:
Sure.

I've done the low-fi and almost through with the high fidelity of the design so if the person is interested, work will mostly likely move to coding

Thanks. He is interested.
I will send you a mail to avail you of his contact.

Some academy news: Bashir Humphreys is joining 2. Bundesliga side Paderborn on loan until the end of the season.

Dion Rankine is expected to sign a new contract until 2025 this week, and could also be loaned out. Liam Twomey

larride:
@iz.zou

Are you still learning frontend development?

I'm currently working on a concept fitness app design, make we collaborate.

I know of someone who will interest you he/she is a frontend developer. Do you mind me intimating them of this offer?

Corpers Needed

Industry: Oil and Gas
Location: VI Lagos

Role 1: Accountant
HND/BSC in Accounting or Business Administration

Role 2: Geosciencentist
HND/BSC in Geophysics, Geomatics & Survey or Electrical Engineering

Kindly send CV to info@starfixgeo.com

Chelsea are prepared to compete with Liverpool for Wolves' Matheus Nunes when they step up their pursuit of midfielders in the summer.

{The Telegraph}

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Please where are these influencers asking these questions?

Twitter and Soshio media?

The same place where elections are not won, or...?[/color]

Radio

If you have been following the conversations since the biting fuel and new notes scarcity you will understand that in a way the actions and inactions around this period will hurt Tinubu's chances, the question many influencers are asking in public fora is will you vote for a party that is causing you pain via long queues and insufficient new notes in circulation? Tinubu is right to assume that there are those who wants to stop him from becoming President because of the sequence of events, some of them believe that his Presidency will be too powerful for them and also many Atiku loyalists have the ears and eyes of PMB.

DissTroy:
Okay.

VACANCY: Senior Lyñcher

A 'reputable' firm is seeking the services of an experienced lyñcher to resume within 7 days. Job is on-field.

Requirements:
➡️Proven experience handling knives, machetes, and matches in riot settings
➡️Portfolio counts of lyñching at least 26 people (15+ count of lyñching innocents being an advantage)
➡️Proven experience initiating and execúting lyñching targets
➡️ Skill in the latest no-look-stábbing in crowded settings

Please note: AAA rating in detonating Ç-4s is a competitive advantage

Qualified persons should forward their CVs/résumés to amoto[at]shekaulitefanatics.com .


Copied as received. 😎

Akpan stop trying to play silly games after realizing that you goofed by invoking curse upon your miserable and meaty head like a steak, next time no the limits to online banter. Mr Tech-bro. Do remember Invictus once claimed to be a business mogul

DissTroy:
Nice try. Hoping you make random claims so I'd get on the defensive. That fueling stations buy from oil bunkerers is known to everyone from the Niger-Delta on this thread.
Never done fuel business. What I do is tech and nothing more.

You are the one who has an example (even though fictional) for every situation even though you are just a village boy in the backwards of the country. A loafer.
-----

You claim you know killers.


You doubled down on it by reiterating to everyone on this thread you grew up amongst rough people with killers. In other words, all your life you've lived amongst killers.

Since we are the products of our environment(s) especially in the formative years, little wonder you are a killer. You get orgasmic when people are lynched and innocents are murdered.
Stupid murderous kidnapper.

IamOyindamolaa cautioned you to stop extremism and you threatened his daughter. You have invited him over and he keeps turning you down. The guy knows he'd not see the next minute if he ever encounters you and your killer friends.

Swear on your life that you didn't get info of the Kaduna train kidnappings before it happens or you haven't participated in armed robbery along Okene - Abuja road. Swear!

You claimed that those burning crude oil in the Creeks are better than refined oil, despite black soot choking your kinsmen and women isn't this height of greed and wickedness? You claimed Wike is controlling the militants in the Creeks you might have come across him in one of your business ( marketing tech-9) to inflict pain on your people. Akpan repent from your evil ways for the kingdom of God is coming. Akpan you promised to deal with Diggz when he threatened to expose you for the fraud that you are by threatening him with your goons in the South those you marketing tech to.
Akpan I would have said that you should swear that I wished to harm Sadiq's daughter with your life's savings but you're a pancake wearing wretch that's worth next to nothing off social media.
I am not a cultist, member nor a sympathizer of any extremist group. May you be ruined for laying a false accusation on me and may the same happen to me if I ever participated in what you have mentioned.

You have been colluding with oil bunkerers and illegal refinery operators to defraud FG, you even stated that they're very much advance in their refining methods and that their products are safe despite the growing heaps of soot littering PH City and other areas. Have some shame and stop inflicting double jeopardy on poor hapless citizens

Akpan The Niger-Delta Cultist leave the poor boy out of it and face me direct you pancake wearing daft-punk (Apologies to Daft-punk).

Town hall they say is different from Bala bla blue( hullabaloo)

DissTroy:
Don't worry about me, terrorist.
I am known. My full names have been put on this forum. I have put my pictures on display. I have cited what I do for a living and always contribute basically on professional discussions in the tech field on this forum and beyond. My information is up.


You are the murderous blóôd-craving dîmwît who induced Réccy, a low-lifer on this thread who has not even found a direction in life at his age, to come do PR work that he met you in December and you are a nice person to salvage your Nairaland reputation which you hold so dear.

You're the accûrsed representation of everything wrong with Nigeria, and even those who you call 'brethen' shun associating with you. Shekau-lite feeling funky.

I laugh in Ebira

DissTroy:
As A00-1 pointed out in the last page, this is only for US citizens or permanent residents.
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If anything, this is another proof of my assertion over the months that anytime your fanaticism is called into question, your next step is to flood the thread with random job postings you copied from God-knows-where with some tacky "posted as received" like someone high up sent it to you even know it's your sly way of taking attention away from your murderous tendencies and you thinking it's some sort of penance for your terroristic inclinations.

Live ypur reality, Shekau-lite. There's no need to try to be someone else.

It is glad to know that there's a stray-dog following me about when I don't even know of his activities if truly you're as busy as you've made us to believe you won't be wasting your youthfulness contorting falsehood on a public forum just to catch cruise. Mr Webdesigner you will regret wasting your free and valuable time using me to catch cruise when you should have channel such to productive venture.
Son you will regret