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A oil and gas firm in Apapa is looking to hire a stock control assistant .

Requirements:
A graduate of Engineering
0-1 year work experience.

Salary is 100k contract

Interested applicants should send their cv to recruitment@navgas.vtti.com on or before 25th January 2023

CompTIA has a beta exam for their new data systems certification. They are looking for data or cloud administrators. If you have 2-3 years of hands-on experience you can take this exam for free and get PAID $200! 📆 Must complete by 1/27.
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raumdeuter:
Looks like some traditional rulers in Edo were among those arrested in the train kidnap issue reported some weeks ago

I am surprised that it didn't get here when I read it on Twitter, if it were to be the other way round you'd have seen Akpan and Odumah screaming Shekau-lite come and see your people.

Sufyān b. 'Uyaynah رحمه الله said:

“The one who is aware of himself is never deceived by the praise.”

[الجامع لأخلاق الراوي ص ١٤٠]

Steven Gerrard: "If I was a Chelsea fan I would be extremely excited about Mudryk because that was a very strong cameo from the side and if he isn't fit then there is more to come in that department. He looks the real deal, some of his clips today we're outstanding."

Popizaino Squawks disagrees with you on your assessment of Ziyech
https://www.squawka.com/en/liverpool-chelsea-player-ratings-mudryk-gakpo-ziyech/

Mykhailo Mudryk's Premier League debut by numbers:

35 mins
100% tackle success
14 passes attempted
13 passes completed
7 duels won
4 touches in opp. box
4 x possession won
3 tackles made
2 take-ons completed
1 foul won
1 shot

No player on the pitch completed more dribbles. Squawka

Seeing Mudryk for 10 mins I wouldn’t like to play against him! Gary Neville

Nigerian refugees in Cameroon arrive Borno after many years away from home . Each refugee got N40,000 from Fed Govt, while Borno State topped it with , a bag of rice, 10kg of beans, Five litre of Cooking oil, a carton of seasoning, a wrapper and N60,000 to every household.

Jermaine Jenas: "I think Arsenal should have found a way to pay the money for Mudryk. Jheeze he looks like a player!"

kingBolton:
Looking at our summer transfer and this January transfer window, I am beginning to believe your theory about coaches not having time to scout the latest player and preferring to buy players they have previously worked with or big name player.

It is true even at street-level that I operated in scouting for players is tiring I left that aspect for the team manager to handle I rather focus on the Tactical, psychological, physical and technical aspects of coaching than scouting for players. Scouting is as tedious as coaching

Kano Pillars is state owned and we know how notorious states are in owing their workers, I remember sometime ago how some players had to camp outside govt house to protest non-payment of their salaries, now you have a governor who under his watch clubs belonging to the state performed well due to his commitment and support but we are meant to dismiss it as nothing.

Bimffo:
Thanks bro. I dey chop and throw the flesh away. Make e contact you, make he talk how much them dey do am, and how I can preserve the flesh.

Once again, thanks big bro. Let me follow you, so that you can contact me through NL/Email.

My contact said they've discontinued the use of the flesh in their production line due to technical issues. I will keep you posted when there is need.
Also, Check APPEALS-Project

https://guardian.ng/opinion/kwankwasos-strides-in-education-as-kano-governor/

Under his watch Kano Pillars dominated NPFL and NBL for 3 straight seasons by winning the league.
Saying that there was a bomb blast during his term hence he's failed in security is disingenious sorry to say; generally Kano was peaceful under his watch and immediately he noticed a breach in security of the state he implemented some drastic measures which include a shoot-at-sight order for any bike carrying passenger in the metropolis and thorough checks via the entry and exit points of the state as the state is a nodal one, and cracked down on sleeper cells and networks . These measures lead to enduring peace and security years after his departure despite the fact that neighbouring states are suffering from insecurity.
I have listed his achievements here before which are enduring and people can verify them. He is head and shoulder above the others but I was told we don't want another Northerner to lead this country this time around that it's the turn of the South (so much hypocrisy for those who argued against "emi lo'kan" even when such individual is equally or more qualified than the other candidates.

Bimffo:
I think the new set will even survive at 90% because I already learnt my lessons why some didn't survive with the older set.



Yes. I have deducted harvesting and transportation cost and then I am transporting to a nearby factory or give a middle man. I am not processing. The stress will choke me. I am been waiting consistently for 5 years.



You are very very correct. But as you indicated, the price of a kg/tonne, keeps dropping. It is not stable. That's the problem about farmers. The price is not stable, then we have the stability of the naira. 600k per tonne in 2017 to 350k per tonne last year. The price dropped, then naira value dropped massively.



Another great angle. The international market. Last year, the farmer got way less than a dollar for a KG even though the dollar was at 500 naira then. 350 naira for a KG. The people at the supply chain (middlemen) make much more profit than we that planted. But, what about if I am the farmer and also the middleman. I need connect. I will look into this. (I can be like your friend and then supply to any western country I Japa to.)



I have a dream of working 4 months in a year and chill for the remaining 8 months. But I am super scared of Nigeria. Nigeria can happen to anyone, and you will think you figured it out when you have not even started.

If not that Cows can't eat Cashew because of its acidity, they would have destroyed my crops like they did my maize. I just had to stop planting maize.

Last Year, the cashew had small harvest, I couldn't enter farm/bush o. People no even follow me go the farm. Make Herdsmen and Bandit no carry us go where I no know. (That last year was that Igboho's time. It was fire for fire.) I stay for my Lagos. Because where I wan see 50m ransom.

I just mad small this year, I suppose no go. But I don dey on for like 1½ weeks now.

How can I have something, and I can't access it because of insecurity?

Reason I want to run away before them nab me, and I find myself begging European league section guys for ransom.

I have a contact who may buy the cashew flesh they produce alcohol with it, I have contacted him when he gives me feedback I will get back to you if you're interested then you guys can talk business though the company is based in Nigeria.

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Former Ajax winger John van 't Schip: "Chelsea need a type like Drogba or Costa, because Havertz isn't a real number 9. They also did a good job of hiring João Félix. Then they buy Madueke, with all those players in his position. I think it's a crazy policy, to be honest."

Chelsea are interested in Lyon's right-back Malo Gusto and are prepared to submit a bid in the coming days.

{L'Equipe}

Schneider Electric
2023 - Graduate Trainee Program for Engineers
https://careers.se.com/global/jobs/008A7C?lang=en-us

Chelsea will step up their bid to sign a new midfielder, but have received no encouragement from Tottenham Hotspur after inquiring about Yves Bissouma.

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BI & Data Support Engineer

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Bachelor in Engineering or Sciences
2-3 YOE in IT
MS SQL
SAP HANA, BW, ABAP and BODS
Power BI Administration
Qlik
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A court in Enugu has reportedly set a good precedent by awarding damages of 150k against a lady. She was given 3k as transport fare to visit a guy and after collecting the money, she switched off her phone and refused to visit him. Infuriated by her action, the reported and sued her for deceit. In the judgement, the magistrate held that the lady’s action was deceitful and awarded the sum of 150k against her to serve as deterrence to others with such deceitful behavior.

#reported

Today, the Federal Executive Council approved the sum of ₦75 billion for the reconstruction of the dualized Lokoja-Benin Road, specifically extending from Obajana Junction in Kogi State to Benin, the capital of Edo State and ₦64 billion for the Benin-Warri Dual Carriageway.
The Lokoja-Benin Road which was included in the Infrastructure Development and Refurbishment Investment Tax Credit Scheme Phase 2 is a critical asset that links the entire South-south zone to the Northern part of the country.

Fed Govt procures a 64-Slice CT Machine and a Digital Mammography machine for the University College Hospital, Ibadan . They can now carry out the following radiodiagnosis services.

1. General Brain CT
2. Brain CT for Trauma
3. Brain CT for Stroke
4. Chest CT
5. Abdominal CT including 3phase liver scan
6. Abdominopelvic CT
7. Peripheral Angiography
8. Pulmonary Angiography
9. Cerebral Angiography
10. General CT Angiography
11. Paranasal Sinuses CT
12. CT of the Spine
13. CT Urography
Digital Mammography with the latest GT Technology in Mammography

1. 2D Digital Mammography
2. 3D Digital Mammography (Tomosynthesis)
3. Stereotactic Biopsy for early Breast Cancer detection that is not clinically/sonographically detected.
According to the CMD, the following services will commence by February 2023

1. 64 Slice MDCT Machine
2. Brain perfusion study
3. Cardiac CT Angiography
4. CT Colonography
5. CT Fluoroscopy for Interventional Radiology Drainages and Biopsy

FBS:
Is he that good? If yes, can we fax this straight to Boli and his crew? Enzo or Enzo Le Fee? What's the difference between them (in Dr Dre's voice).
I read he is on 2k per week? Is that even possible?

He is good according to scouting reports from reliable football sources but he lacks stamina over long periods.

There is incontrovertible evidence that success has been recorded in the fight against insurgency in the North-East.

- Grp. Capt. Sodeeq Shehu, Retired Military Officer

There is incontrovertible evidence that success has been recorded in the fight against insurgency in the North-East.

- Grp. Capt. Sodeeq Shehu, Retired Military Officer#CTVTweets pic.twitter.com/PSHmU6T2IM

— Channels Television (@channelstv) January 18, 2023

Our party (NNPP) is the only grown party in Nigeria today... to us (Labour Party), is like "Andrews Liver Salt" just came (all of a sudden) keeps rising and now it's coming down. That's the reality, take note of it.

- Rabiu Kwankwaso

Our party (NNPP) is the only grown party in Nigeria today... to us (Labour Party), is like "Andrews Liver Salt" just came (all of a sudden) keeps rising and now it's coming down. That's the reality, take note of it.

- Rabiu Kwankwaso#CTVTweets#NigeriaDecides2023. pic.twitter.com/f5cH2xBdx7

— Channels Television (@channelstv) January 18, 2023

Asiko LPG and LNG Project in Lagos, takes delivery of storage tanks. Upon completion this year, it would be able to receive, store and distribute 5,000 tonnes of LPG. And as a dual liquefied-gas terminal it will house the first land-based LNG receiving terminal in Africa.

FLASH: Hungarian aircraft manufacturer, Magnus Aircraft Co. Ltd, will set up an aircraft assembly plant in Kaduna , Nigeria after cabinet gives the nod for the training aircraft plant to go ahead .This was disclosed by the Minister of Aviation