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Joe Cole: "When the club [Chelsea] was purchased, I spoke to some of the ownership group in LA. They were asking me questions and wanted to know what was going on. I told them one thing you don’t have to worry about is Thomas Tuchel.

I said 'Trust me, Thomas Tuchel is a top, top manager'. So, I was baffled when three or four months later, it seemed to be crumbling and Thomas looked like he was falling away.”

Position:

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Shift Details: 5 Days ON, 5 Days OFF
Location: Abeokuta Ogun State
Accommodation: Temporary Accommodation available for applicants outside Ogun State.

Requirements:
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✓ Must be a Graduate of an accredited Nursing Program.
✓ Minimum of 1 year clinical care experience
✓ Experience in caring for teenagers will be an added advantage
✓ Must be caring and compassionate

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Building a pipeline of technical talent is a lot easier when young people have early exposure to science and technology, so I am delighted to announce that we have partnered with the Raspberry Pi Foundation
@RaspberryPi_org
to set up Code Clubs across Nigeria, starting with 17 previously unused Knowledge Exchange Centres built by the ministry. These clubs will enable young people aged 7 to 17 years to learn a broad spectrum of coding and technology related subjects.

If you recall, we took some time at the start of our term to take stock of the available physical spaces built over the years by our ministry and agencies, with the intent of activating these spaces for the benefit of our people. Leveraging the Knowledge Exchange Centres from that list is a first step on that journey and we hope to expand this initiative to more of these locations nationwide. Dr. Bosun Tijani #NigerianExcellence

Orange Group Management Trainee Programme 📍

•A Degree in Management or Business is an added advantage
•Experience in management or similar/relevant field (e.g. Sales, Customer Services, etc.)
•Excellent math and computational ability
•Comprehensive knowledge of MS Office
•Strong verbal and written presentation skills
•Effective communication skills.

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John Obi Mikel opened up on when his dad was kidnapped hours before he played Argentina in 2018 :

“Chelsea were very supportive, I remember Roman Abramovich saying “Do you want me to send people over?, if I send people over, I can get your dad out”

“I was like, how are you going to do this?”

“Roman said don’t worry about that. Just let me know, if you want that option, I can do it”

(
@talkSPORT
) #CFC

THE ISRAELI

1. The world is now seeing massacre being perpetrated by the Israelis against the Palestinians on their high definition TV screens. Every detail is shown. New born babies dying as electricity is cut off and the oxygen flow to their cribs stopped.

2. Boys and girls wounded and dying being pulled out of collapsed building which had been bombed or rocketed by the Israelis. The wounded are being rushed on stretchers to ruined hospitals. The dead enshrouded with white cloth lying scattered on the ground.

3. The survivors crying and wailing as they hug the bodies of adults, children and women who had been killed.

4. This is not war. We see only Israeli soldiers. No Palestinian soldiers. Only civilians running about frantically as they search for family members who were missing. There may be fighting but it can only be between Israeli soldiers against Palestinian civilian. Yet the bombs and rockets have pulverised the whole city.

5. I cannot believe that this is happening. Long ago when the German Nazis were killing Jews in gas chambers, I felt a great pity for them.

6. I thought that Jews would understand what suffering means. I thought that they would never inflict such suffering on others.

7. But now I and the rest of the world are witnessing Jewish bestiality against the people who gave them asylum when the Europeans oppressed them.

8. Jews fled to Muslim countries when Ferdinand and Isabella reconquered Spain. They, the Jews and the Muslims were given three choices.

9. They could convert to Christianity, or emigrate or be put to death. Most chose to migrate. The Jews had no land of their own. So they migrated to Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco and Turkey. These were all Muslim countries. They also migrated to Palestine.

10. They survived and some even prospered. The Muslim fellow citizens did not commit pogroms against them.

11. They left these countries only after the state of Israel was created.

12. And since then there were violent wars as the expelled Palestinians tried to regain their land.

13. Do the Israeli remember the holocaust and the Nazis? Do they remember Ferdinand and Isabella giving them the three choices? Do they remember their asylum in the Muslim countries?

14. Apparently they don’t. Not at all if their genocidal war against the Palestinian, their brutality is any indication.

DR MAHATHIR BIN MOHAMAD
November 8, 2023

Job Brief:
Our client, one of the leading FMCG companies in Nigeria, is looking to hire a Sales Support Manager, sales support supervisor, and SAP Officer. The ideal candidate would manage all sales support activities' resource allocation and workflow. Additionally, the candidate will oversee processing orders and collecting sales data.
LOCATION: ENUGU
VACANT ROLES: Sales Support Manager, Sales Support Supervisor and SAP Officer. https:///YaFomyD9jyAVG5cB6

HIRING!!!

Position: Administrative Assistant (REMOTE)

Job description:
The ideal candidate will be responsible for providing administrative support to ensure efficient operation of the office. The candidate will support managers and employees through a variety of tasks related to organisation and communication. The candidate will be the point of reference for all queries, requests or issues and will be an integral part of the company’s workforce.

Key Responsibilities:
- Organize and schedule appointments
- Attend all meetings and document all necessary details
- Write and distribute emails
- Assist in preparation of regularly scheduled reports
- Develop and maintain a filing system
- Create systems to ensure all task are carried out and completed efficiently as and when due
- Work hand in hand with team members to ensure completion and smooth running of tasks
- General organizational management assistance

Qualifications:
- Proven work experience as an administrative assistant
- Strong organizational and communication skills
- Proficiency in MS office tools such as MS Excel and MS powerpoint,particularly.
- Proactive and detail-oriented

Benefits:
- Competitive compensation.
- Growth opportunities.
- Collaborative work environment.

To apply, send your resume and a brief cover letter to usepromptearn@gmail.com

PRESS RELEASE

NNPC/Aiteo Joint Venture Launches Nembe Crude Oil Grade …As Export of Two 950,000 barrels Cargoes Commences

The NNPC/Aiteo Joint venture has announced the introduction of Nembe Crude Oil Grade, a new crude oil grade into the international crude oil market.

The announcement of the Nembe Crude Oil Blend, produced by Aiteo, the Operator of the NNPC/Aiteo Oil Mining Lease (OML) 29 Joint Venture (JV), was made at the ongoing Argus European Crude Conference in London, on Tuesday.

OML 29, an asset located onshore Nigeria, is operated by Aiteo Eastern Exploration & Production Ltd, Africa’s leading indigenous hydrocarbon producer, following a historic acquisition from Shell in 2014.

The Nembe Crude was previously blended with the popular Bonny Light grade and exported via the Bonny Oil & Gas Terminal.

The unique selling point of the Nembe Crude Oil grade with an API gravity was highlighted by both the Aiteo E & P and NNPC Limited Leadership at the Argus Conference in London.

The Nembe Crude Oil grade also has a low sulphur content and low carbon footprint due to flare gas elimination, fitting perfectly into the required spec of major buyers in Europe.

Two cargoes of 950,000 barrels each of the Nembe Crude Oil grade have since been exported to France and the Netherlands. With its attractive Assay of API 29 and low sulphur content, the Nembe Crude Oil grade commands a premium to the global Brent benchmark.

With the NNPC-Aiteo OML 29 JV back onstream, Nigeria now boasts of an additional crude oil export of 2 Cargoes at 950,000 barrels each per month and 1.2 Bcf of export gas monthly.

This remarkable achievement signals the commencement of activities at Nigeria’s newest crude oil terminal, the Nembe Crude Oil Export Terminal (NCOET), which was licensed in line with the extant laws and Crude Oil Terminal establishment regulations.

The terminal was conceived as a Floating Storage and Offloading Vessel (FSO) with a storage capacity of two (2) Million Barrels and the ability to offload crude oil to any export tanker from AFRAMAX to Very Large Crude Carriers (VLCC).

It has a loading capacity of 25,000 barrels per hour and will be exporting over 3.6 million barrels of Crude oil monthly at full scale of operation.

Currently, hydrocarbon production from OML 29, which was hitherto constrained due to evacuation challenges owing to the security issues around the Nembe Creek Trunk Line (NCTL) corridor, has now been debottlenecked through a collaborative and creative approach that led to the innovation of the Alternative Crude Oil Evacuation Solution.

The Argus European Crude Conference 2023 in London is a gathering of energy majors, refiners, NOCs, traders, financial institutions, and other representatives from across the global oil markets. The event also provides a critical opportunity for business leaders to connect, discuss, share and learn from one another.

Olufemi O. Soneye
Chief Corporate Communications Officer
NNPC Ltd.
Abuja

07 November 2023

Ibrahim bin Adham رحمه الله said:

"Whoever wants to relax then let him remove the people from his heart, till he is relaxed."

[سير السلف الصالحين (477)]

Ibrahim bin Adham رحمه الله said:

"Whoever wants to relax then let him remove the people from his heart, till he is relaxed."

[سير السلف الصالحين (477)]

If you are into any of the Tech roles below and you are considering immigrating to Canada, here are pathways you should be looking at.

- Software Engineer
- Tech Sales
- Product Manager
- Full Stack Developer
- Developer
- User Experience Designer

1. British Columbia Tech Stream (BC PNP):

British Columbia’s BC PNP Tech program provides a straightforward immigration route for people in tech-related occupations.

Link: https://lnkd..in/giXaG8xF

2. OINP Tech Draw:

The Ontario Immigrant Nominee Program’s Tech strategy is to address labour shortages in the technology sector.

Link: https://lnkd..in/gACAyPqq

3. Saskatchewan Tech Talent Pathway:

The good thing is this has both Express Entry Eligibility and Non-Express Entry Eligibility.

Link: https://lnkd..in/gX2i4iVr

4. Alberta Accelerated Tech Pathway

Another Tech Pathway for IT Professionals. The program stands out because it works with the Federal Express Entry System to help tech professionals get permanent residence.

Link: https://lnkd..in/gqkQ-Z5h

5. Quebec Immigration Program for Workers in Artificial Intelligence, Information Technology, and Visual Effects Sectors.

The program is aimed at workers in three sectors in demand in Quebec which also includes artificial intelligence.

Link: https://lnkd..in/gdaT8kM5

6. Intra -Company Transfer

This is a unique program that lets foreign workers working at multinational companies transfer from their current location in their home country to the company’s branch in Canada.

Link: https://lnkd..in/ge5BZsPh

7. Start-Up Visa

This one is for entrepreneurs who want to create a start-up in Canada. The immigration route is well-suited for those with lucrative tech start-up ideas who have also secured funding from a qualifying Canadian VC/Angel.

Link: https://lnkd..in/gxHP3MAw
Tunde Omotoye

Chevron 2024 Undergraduate Internship

https://chevron.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/ExternalCareerSite_Private/job/NMA-Undergraduate-Intern_R000051606

Location: Warri, Abuja

Chevron 2024 Post Graduate Internship

https://chevron.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/ExternalCareerSite_Private/job/NMA-Postgraduate-Intern_R000051601

Location: Warri, Abuja

Machinery Engineer / Specialist II
Amaiden Energy
Eket, Akwa Ibom State,
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3758439679/?trk=feed_main-feed-card_feed-job-posting-content

Job title: Associate, Audit & Risk Management
Sector: Agritech
Location: Kaduna
Salary: Negotiable

Responsibilities:
● Assist in the development and implementation of risk management strategies, policies, and procedures to identify, assess, and mitigate risks across the organization.
● Conduct risk assessments and evaluations to identify potential operational, financial, legal, and strategic risks.
● Collaborate with cross-functional teams to establish risk management frameworks.
● Monitor and analyze key risk indicators and report on risk trends to senior management.
● Support the implementation of risk mitigation plans, including the identification and monitoring of controls and key performance indicators (KPIs).
● Conduct internal audits and reviews to ensure compliance with company policies, regulatory requirements, and industry best practices.
● Assist in the development and delivery of risk management training and awareness programs to enhance risk awareness and promote a risk-aware culture within the organization.
● Collaborate with external stakeholders, such as insurance providers and regulatory agencies, to manage insurance coverage and ensure compliance with regulatory requirements.
● Support the investigation of incidents and near-misses, identify causes, and recommend corrective actions to prevent future occurrences.
● Identify and reduce all business and financial risks through effective implementation and monitoring of controls.
● Oversee risk-based audits covering operational and financial processes.

Requirements:
● BSc. in business, finance, risk management, or a related field. Relevant certifications (e.g., Certified Risk Manager) are added advantage
● Minimum of 4 years of experience in risk management, preferably in the agricultural or technology industry.
● Strong understanding of internal control, audit & risk management principles, methodologies, and frameworks.
● Familiarity with regulatory requirements and compliance standards relevant to the agritech industry.
● Experience in conducting risk assessments, developing risk registers, and implementing risk mitigation strategies.
● Excellent analytical and problem-solving skills
● Strong communication and interpersonal skills, with the ability to collaborate with cross effectively-functional teams and communicate risk-related information to stakeholders at all levels.
● Proficiency in using risk management tools and software applications.
● Ability to work independently, manage multiple priorities, and meet deadlines in a fast-paced environment.
● High level of integrity and ethical conduct, with a commitment to maintaining confidentiality and professionalism.
● Residency in *Kaduna, Kano or Abuja is preferred.*

Qualified candidates should send their CVs to cedarandoakconsulting@gmail.com, using the job title as subject of the mail.

Job Title: Project Manager

Location: Abuja


To qualify as an advocate for every child you will have

An Advanced University Degree (Master’s or higher) in Health, Public Financial Management, Management, International Relations, or a closely related field is required.
A first university degree combined with 2 additional years of professional service and understanding of relevant functions may be considered in lieu of an advanced university degree, preferably combined with credited courses or certifications.
A minimum of five years of relevant professional experience in the management of projects within the national/international health sector.
Prior experience working in global health initiatives (Global Fund, GFF, GAVI) managing projects or programmes an asset.


https://jobs.unicef.org/en-us/job/567129/project-manager-health-p3-abuja-nigeria-126955temporary-appointment364-days-open-to-non-nigerian-nationals-only?utm_source=Hotnigerianjobs

John Obi Mikel: "Every weekend when we lose the game, you know on a Monday or a Sunday you go down to Chelsea social media, you see them taking group pictures on the training ground, laughing, joking.

We didn't do that. That's something that was never going to happen during our time. You [Lampard], JT or Mourinho will probably say, "What are you doing? We've lost the game."

~
@obionepodcast

Lampard on managing Chelsea:

"I'm fortunate that I've done it once properly. The second time, in much more of a holding babysitting roles. What I feel is a couple of things that will never change. Because the club is always about the fans and the people that support it. And we've been very fortunate in the last 20 years because Chelsea people, we've been used to the successes or winning machine generally. We never really had, I wouldn't say the style like a man city, with a strong team that was a winning machine, with good players and good managers.

So the circumstances for me getting back there this time. I appreciated the opportunity to go when I went in there. I probably thought, can I impact some things here to help the club. When I went back there, I just realized that it was the most difficult moment I've ever experienced at the club because even when I came pre-Roman, there was a club striving to get sixth, there was a humility to it and now it's a club that wants more and hasn't got it at the moment, and the motivation levels was an eyesore there and the work ethic and the desire wasn't there in that period."

~
@obionepodcast

NITDA-Cousersa Webinar

Featuring: Award of Laptop Gifts
To 10 Outstanding Learners
by the Director General, @NITDANigeria, @KashifuInuwa.

Date: 7th Nov 2023

Time: 2pm prompt

Zoom Meeting Link:
coursera.zoom.us/j/95525930506

Chelsea’s current situation is not remotely like last season, when virtually all of the advanced metrics presented Chelsea as pretty much what they were under Graham Potter and then Frank Lampard: a startlingly mediocre team at both ends of the pitch.

Nor is it the picture of alarming decline painted by Boehly and Clearlake’s analysis of Thomas Tuchel’s last 50 matches relative to his first 50 in charge.

~ @liam_twomey

2024 Arla Foods Internship Programme

📍Ibeju Lekki, Lagos

Departments: Finance, Human Resources, Warehouse
Maintenance, Supply Chain, Quality Assurance

Requirements
•A Bachelor's Degree or HND in relevant field.
•0-2 years of experience
•Proficient in Microsoft Office Packages — MS Word, MS
•Fresh graduates only
•Must have completed NYSC or Corps members seeking for PPA
•Must be smart, creative, ambitious and willing to learn.

Deadline Date: 1st December, 2023

Send CV to: recruitment@tgarla.com using "2024 Internship Programme" as the subject of the email.

Role: Recruitment Specialist
Location: Lekki, Lagos
Experience: 4-5years
Budget: 400k Net, HMO, Pension, Tax

A recruitment specialist that has at least 4-5 years experience with hiring creatives, or with a network of creatives and business people in the creative space.

Interested candidates should kindly forward their CV to skillmatch1@gmail.com using the job title as subject.

For those saying Palestinians don't care about blacks click and watch the video
https://fb.watch/o8kf2wFsLD/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Shaykh ul-Islām ibn Taymiyyah, [may Allāh have mercy on him], said:

“Those who enjoin good and forbid evil are akin to religious specialists.

Through their efforts, aided by Allāh, they:

• Help cure the sick hearts.
• Guide the hearts which have strayed.
• Steer hearts which have lost their way.
• Lift the wayward hearts, leading them towards the path of righteousness.

They stand as luminaries illuminating the path through the darkness.’”

Jami‘ ul-Masā’il 5/237 | Shaykh ul-Islām ibn Taymiyyah, [may Allāh have mercy on him]

Translation: Authentic Quotes

Airstrikes Killed Several Terrorists In N/East, N/West – NAF

Kaduna Gov expresses delight over Bethel student’s release.
https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/05/kaduna-gov-expresses-delight-over-bethel-students-release/

David Ornstein on Ivan Toney to Chelsea move:

"Chelsea do want an attacker but is he [Ivan Toney] the right age and profile? I don't think he is high on their list at the moment Contrary to reports."

~
@NBCSports

💥Doctors are performing emergency c-sections on pregnant women in Gaza without anaesthetics, then discharge them hours later b/c no space!

In multiple cases, doctors have to remove the uteruses of YOUNG women (hysterectomies) after giving birth to prevent bleeding to death...🧵
About 160 pregnant women in Gaza are expected to give birth every day over the next month.

Doctors report large numbers of women experience premature births or miscarriages due to fear & panic as a result of the continuous Israeli bombings.
Doctors say the lives of pregnant women & their unborn babies are in serious danger, due to acute lack of power & critical shortages in staff, medicine, anesthesia & necessary equipment at hospitals, which prevents the provision of adequate treatment

In many cases, doctors rush to perform c-sections on seriously wounded or killed pregnant women to rescue the fetus

If this succeeds, the prematurely born babies face an increasing risk of death should Gaza's hospitals run out of fuel or space!

I spent years advocating for peace & openly criticising Hamas in
@jdforward
&
@haaretzcom
!

I spent years condemning violence & the killing of civilians & trying to build bridges across borders!

None of that stopped Israel from dropping a precision guided missile on my home!. Muhammad Shehada https://twitter.com/muhammadshehad2

For years, Netanyahu propped up Hamas. Now it’s blown up in our faces
The premier’s policy of treating the terror group as a partner, at the expense of Abbas and Palestinian statehood, has resulted in wounds that will take Israel years to heal from
https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia's foreign ministry says Israeli minister's comment about nuclear weapons 'shows to what extent extremism and brutality have penetrated the Israeli government' and the 'disregard for all values of humanity, morality, religion and law'.