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deblessed:
IF I NEED TO WRITE AN ESSAY, I WILL BUY JAMB FORM TO GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY OR POLYTECHNICS. NONSENSE. AFTER 7,6,5,4 AND 3 YEARS IN HIGH INSTITUTIONS, SERVED FOR ONE YEAR, CERTIFIED FULLY AS A GRADUATES, THAT EMPLOYER IS NOT STILL SATISFIED?

NIGERIA IS WICKED. WHAT CONCERNS MATHEMATICS TEACHER WITH ESSAY?

THERE IS NO DULL GRADUATE, NO DULL BRAIN, EMPLOY ONE AND TEACH HIM OR HER WHAT TO DO, DEAR EMPLOYERS, YOU WILL BE AMAZED. TO HELL WITH YOUR ESSAY.

ONLY IN NIGERIA YOU WILL SEE THIS KIND THING. AGE LIMIT, EXAMINATION AS IF THE LECTURERS THAT TAUGHT ME DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. WOOOOOO, AM NOT APPLYING..... EMPLOY ME AND I WILL TEACH YOUR STUDENTS PERFECTLY

Ordinarily, I would have simply ignored your submission. However, for the sake of those undergraduates and fresh graduates who will see it in the future and think you know what you are talking about, I find it necessary to give some clarity.

You have wasted 116 words. The same brain that produced those words may be used to produce a coherent, hundred word essay. It is all about how you chose to use the resources at your disposal.

Every job requires a recruitment process everywhere in the world and not just in Nigeria. If it is business that you have set up for yourself, you will still need to "recruit" yourself by asking yourself critical questions about the job of CEO unless of course if you do not care about the success of the business.

It is laughable that you think that a Mathematics teacher needs not be able to write an essay. We are in the business of education and we know better.

Open School (powered by Amplitron.NET) delivers educational contents to students in Africa.
We hereby seek subject teachers and specialists to provide content and tuition for students who span across several countries in Africa.

The specializations include:
English Language
Mathematics
Basic Science
Basic Technology
Social Studies
Civic Education
Business Studies
Biology
Physics
Chemistry
Economics
Information Technology
Government
Primary School (1-3)
Primary School (4-6)


How to Apply:
Write an essay in support of, or against euthanasia.


Your essay should be less than 100 words and typed directly (not as attachment) in the body of your email. It must be devoid of slang and unnecessary abbreviations and must not contain any unnecessary off-point issues such as your age, gender, place of origin or qualification. Those who have been unsuccessful with us in the last 12 months need not re-apply at this time.

Kindly send your essay to careers@amplitron.net on or before 3rd June, 2019. Use the area you want to specialize in as the subject of the email.

Successful candidates will be contacted on the 5th June, 2019.

Open School (powered by Amplitron.NET) delivers educational contents to students in Africa.
We hereby seek subject teachers and specialists to provide content and tuition for students who span across several countries in Africa.

The specializations include:
English Language
Mathematics
Basic Science
Basic Technology
Social Studies
Civic Education
Business Studies
Biology
Physics
Chemistry
Economics
Information Technology
Government
Primary School (1-3)
Primary School (4-6)


How to Apply:
Write an essay in support of, or against euthanasia.


Your essay should be less than 100 words and typed directly (not as attachment) in the body of your email. It must be devoid of slang and unnecessary abbreviations and must not contain any unnecessary off-point issues such as your age, gender, place of origin or qualification. Those who have been unsuccessful with us in the last 12 months need not re-apply at this time.

Kindly send your essay to careers@amplitron.net on or before 3rd June, 2019. Use the area you want to specialize in as the subject of the email.

Successful candidates will be contacted on the 5th June, 2019.

This should not be happening in a country that needs to grow its GDP rapidly. The government funds pilgrims in a very organised manner but have issues when it comes to funding education.
As a matter of urgency, at least a quarter of the budget shouldn't be devoted to education.

Some of the figures thrown around makes one to wonder if there is any hope at all in the fight against corruption. Politicization makes things even worse.

I believe the institutions should invest more into e-Libraries rather than having bigger physical libraries. They are far more cost effective and makes knowledge easier to update through the ease of acquisition of new materials.

As the saying goes, "practice makes perfect". Why is it that students who should be studying to ace the exam are usually busy spending all their time on social media but expect some sort of miracle to happen? Laziness is what it is called. It is a wonderful experience to devote your time to doing well at an exam and actually ace it.

vingeophysicist:
The op really gave good points.Let me enunciate on the most important virtue you should possess when preparing for jamb.its DISCIPLINE, which is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.Each candidate wants to score high in jamb but its demands sacrifice.If you are looking for a motivation, think about the financial deficiency of your sponsor(if they are poor or average) and also think about how much you are aging and why you should really accomplish your dream of being an engineer, doctor, nurse, geologist, geophysicist, to name a few in your young age.

I recorded 280 in jamb. what really helped me was discipline, I had a timetable which I followed strictly for like six month before the exam.sometimes I fail to read at the designated duration(3hours every day) I mapped out for myself and I had to punish myself by reading excessively the next day.I vividly recall on Christmas day(2009) I read the longest hour of my life(roughly 12hours).On the day of the exam, I solved mathematics question within 40 minutes, this is because I was really familiar with the kind of question to expect.Like the op said read your past question thoroughly.The invigilator where surprised and they used my script(type D) to distribute expo to other students that are willing to part with their money.I got a whopping score of 83 in mathematics.Generally, i concluded my exam 30 minutes before time.

Candidates will perform better if they will follow this guy's advice. You have to practice a little daily for several months to master all topics. Unfortunately, many candidates will rather wait till just a few days to exam and start trying to cram as much as possible into their brains.

Great advice. Secondary schools should also give wise counseling to their students. Most students leave secondary school with no clue about how admissions and post secondary school studies work.

Students should focus on mastering the topics by studying diligently. Just cramming answers to past questions doesn't work.

Open School Jobs – Subject Administrators
Open School is an e-Learning platform that is used by students in several countries in Africa. We hereby request for the services of Subject Administrators for a three month part-time contract which is subject to renewal based on performance. We particularly encourage graduates who are currently teaching under the NYSC program and fresh graduates who taught during the NYSC program to take advantage of this opportunity.
Responsibilities
The successful candidates will be providing content and guidance for students from Primary School Level through Secondary School and Advanced Levels in a subject area of your choice.
Qualification
• Bsc/HND in a discipline similar to the subject area you want to administer
• Good spoken and written English
• Ability to present explanations in short simple manners easy for students to understand
• Ability to use MS Office especially Microsoft word (You will be using your own laptop)
• Dexterity in the use of Google Chrome or Opera Mini browser on mobile phones
Remuneration
Remuneration is strictly by performance on the job. We have well laid down procedures for evaluating your performance and paying you. We will share this with you and you sign off if you agree.
Note: You can do this job from any location or your Place of Primary Assignment in Nigeria. You will provide your own mobile phone and laptop computer. We will connect you to our platform. You need not worry about paying for internet subscription. We will take care of that.
How to apply
Topic: What is your opinion on the use of corporal punishment in schools?
Write an essay on the topic and send to amplitronnet@gmail.com
Your essay must not exceed 100 words.
Please note that we are not interested in things like your degree class or state of origin. So, do not start telling us about yourself. Use your 100 words wisely.

Successful candidates will be contacted on or before 30th November, 2017.

How did the British know that Everest is the highest mountain on earth even when several other mountains gave an illusion of being higher ? Simple ! They used trigonometry and Pythagoras Theorem to calculate the exact height. Mathematics was the only reliable tool for finding important unknown distances.

Lesson:
Your family wants you alive even if you are a nonentity.

How can just one lion eat two people? Lions often hunt in teams and usually target just one prey. It requires very many lions to target multiple preys. You should have done more research on Nat Geo Wild before creating the fiction.

This is a good move by the school.
We need to develop the culture more so that people will be more serious with their jobs. You can't just be toying with people's futures.

skyhighweb:
i mean more details will b displayed about the content in the database from the internet.

It is still not clear.
Do you mean something like this?
You have a webpage with static content and each time the static content is invoked you want more details to be pulled from the database.

What do you mean by "retrieved from the internet". Did you mean to say "retrieved from the database and displayed on the webpage"?

What happens to the obas that will see him in the YouTube video? E-Death ?

@OP you have done right but what should excite you most is that the former student is now a master of the craft or another craft such that they don't need you anymore other than calling in just to say thank you.
I'm not so happy when any of my former students still calls in to ask me to solve a problem s/he should have mastered.

Very interesting and educative piece.
Thank you OP.

TPAND:
Anyone ever noticed this thing about life

First class in books - Last class in social status and sense

He found where he could gain recognition and put his best efforts there. The first class will open doors for him. That is a good social status.
I look around and see many talentless guys about 20 years old trying to become the next big thing in rap music when they should be studying. They end up failing both academically and socially.

Fire incidences are too frequent there. Every building is made of wood that fuels the fire. The government needs to do continuous massive education on fire and emergencies for the residents of the place since relocating them is out of the question for now.

@OP, there's another one you need to add. I don't know what name to call it. It bothers on perceived mental health. When somebody will just be sitting down all alone starring at her phone only to burst out laughing.
Yes, what's it called?

Great promotion for Ladi Balogun.
One particular thing I like about FCMB is the structure of their buildings.

rottennaija:
@op, it would be good if you tell us how they apply in the world

Do you know that since about 1600 when Europe started paying more attention to the discovery of those equations the human life span has literally doubled?
Do you know how fundamental calculus is to economics? Or is there anything that affects a nation more than its economy?
Do you know that without Laplace transform and the equation on information theory the internet won't happen?
The oldest of those equations up there is the Pythagoras equation. That is just too fundamental to finding unknown distances in the days when Europeans were taking over other lands in the world?

A=πr^2 was supposed to be on that list.

JAMB/UTME candidates can use pass1time.com to practice on phones or computer. Practice makes perfect.

NotOfThis:
It's a silent killer.

Silent for where? The word tuberculosis and silence cannot be together. Constant loud cough which produce sputum and come more at night. So, no good sleep at night. Also, serious weight loss.
The good news is that the treatment is free in government hospitals and they have a good program to monitor your progress. Treatment can take several months.
Don't wish this on your worst enemy.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
It means fantastic.

Mods kindly help make this more visible. Some people may need it.

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Richiez
Fynestboi
Lalasticlala

@ ICSLimited,
Maybe you should make your processes a bit more transparent and in the future give feedbacks to candidates who feel that they have reached a stage to deserve that. People's comments about you guys seem to lean toward the negative even though you are a reputable organization. Just my opinion.

Do you know that Pass1time is paying application fee for JAMB/UTME Students?

Students will register for free to write an online mock JAMB/UTME and we will pay the application fees of the top performing students.
Register on www.pass1time.com

Is there anything more to it?
No, nothing. If you are a nairalander who is writing the upcoming JAMB/UTME 2017 and you prove that you are an exceptionally good student by being among the top scorers in the free online mock exam we will pay for your JAMB/UTME 2017.

Details of the date and time of the mock exam will be released as soon as JAMB makes an official announcement on the registration procedures, date and time for the actual exams.