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Crime / Re: BREAKING] Aluu 4: Court Finds Three Persons Guilty by amuokuko: 5:16pm On Jul 31, 2017
5 years after justice is served, well it's better late than never but we need restructuring our justice system..

Those discharged might ve just suffered for 5years for what they did not do..

I pray we don't find ourselves at the wrong place nd at the wrong hour.
Car Talk / Re: Exotic Cars Packed In An Old House. Photo Shared By Yomi Casual by amuokuko: 11:26pm On Jul 17, 2017
The right caption would be;
Afonja Yahoo Boy...

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Politics / Re: Member House Of Representatives Has Just Died by amuokuko: 8:15pm On Jul 14, 2017
Rip Nwoke onye ugwu..
Education / Re: 15000 Each For 6 Students. by amuokuko: 11:25am On Jul 10, 2017
University of Fuckricant Benin
Amucology 400L
transgendered
Pets / Re: Pls What Is The Name Of This Animal by amuokuko: 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2017
OP, mama put don dey get office window

Looks Monitor Lizard...
Celebrities / Re: Official EFCC Troll Arsenal With This Hilarious Comment by amuokuko: 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2017
This EFCC guy must be frm Warri..
Career / Re: Disabled Man In Kaduna Working As A Labourer At A Site (Photos) by amuokuko: 4:36pm On Jul 03, 2017
edenhazard:
ojukwu is in hell cry

While ur mum is in Hades bah
Crime / Re: 3 Badoo Members Burnt To Death In Ikorodu Today (Graphic Pics, Video) by amuokuko: 8:30pm On Jul 02, 2017
I just pray these ain't innocent fellows killed out of bad belle.

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Politics / Re: Sun Newspaper Rubbishes Orji Uzor Kalu's Claim On Pension Payments by amuokuko: 1:54pm On Jul 01, 2017
Big Lie!!!
Sun is owned by OUK nd can't be that stupid.
Politics / Re: Jewish Brothers Open To Kanu Where It Is Written Of The Igbos In Torah by amuokuko: 6:35pm On Jun 26, 2017
Gourdoinc:
igbos are very intelligent idiots. this biafran thing has removed all doubts I have ever had about my people. they can believe anything. all of a sudden we aren't Christians again but jews. no identity as igbos rather we better substitute that for the people who killed Christ and are sitting on a time bomb of elimination by the Muslim world. I can prove with videos on YouTube why humans are from Mars, twist their names and history and show how abia is same as Abel. Tufiakwa Ndi iberibe. I am tired. yes as usual they will call me Fulani or yoruba.

@ the Embolden.. ur father must be d most intelligent idiot..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Looking For Men by amuokuko: 4:50pm On Jun 25, 2017
3352BAEA
Not more than 28
Jos resident..
Crime / Re: Evans Was Arrested For Robbery In 2006, Freed By Imo Police — Police Source by amuokuko: 6:17am On Jun 25, 2017
Hmmm..

Police is corrupt, the nation stinks of corruption...

If Saraki charges could be quashed , who then is Evans...

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Autos / Re: Looking For A Low Budget Vehicle? Check This Offer Out by amuokuko: 12:21am On Jun 23, 2017
What happens if u post them here
Crime / Re: Worker Kills Chinese Boss In Lagos by amuokuko: 10:23am On Jun 19, 2017
Over there, the Chinese kill Nigerians nd today, a Nigerian has killed a Chinese.

Do me I do you, God no go vex...

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans House In Ghana Recovered; Sent N20m To His Wife 4 Days To Arrest by amuokuko: 12:29pm On Jun 16, 2017
dangotesmummy:
who sells properties worth billions for chicken change without raising suspicion and eyebrows? They will definetly be curious about her reasons for selling off expensive properties and will make her vulnerable to arrest

I said Discounted rate, u said chicken change, I don't know chicken now has change..

But be informed that when people see ur desperate need to sell something fast inorder to raise cash they will price it down..
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans House In Ghana Recovered; Sent N20m To His Wife 4 Days To Arrest by amuokuko: 11:46am On Jun 16, 2017
If all info about him re reported on the media without recovering nd arresting all yet, I wonder the IQ level of the detectives..

Now, if the wife is wise, sell off the properties in ghana @ discounted rate nd disappear..

Only in Nigeria u will find criminals tried on the media..

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Raise Over N2M In 8 Hours To Honour Slain Hero, Sergeant Iboko by amuokuko: 3:28am On Jun 12, 2017
God bless Nigerians with good heart...

United we conquer...

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Crime / Re: Brave Policeman’s Son Slumps & Dies At Burial; Bank, Police Abandon Wife, 7 Kids by amuokuko: 8:03am On Jun 11, 2017
We call the Nigeria police Cowards.
We call them corrupt officers.
We call them all hate words.

But the system responsible for all the above, we praise them because our brothers head them..

Now tell me, such story like this, it's effect on the morale of other officers out there knowing once u die, that is the beginning of suffering in ur family.

Let us respect our Police officers...

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Crime / Re: Police (PCRRU) Invited Me To The Station For Refund, Should I Go? by amuokuko: 1:14pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nma27:
The sanitization shouldn't start with the op biko

Then Ghosts would redeem the Nigeria we all pray for..
Crime / Re: Police (PCRRU) Invited Me To The Station For Refund, Should I Go? by amuokuko: 12:01pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nma27:
When he is harmed shebi you'll be in your house sipping champagne ni

U see why nigeria will neva be good.
How do we sanitize the system if everyone is scared of doing the right thing.
Crime / Re: Police (PCRRU) Invited Me To The Station For Refund, Should I Go? by amuokuko: 11:57am On Jun 10, 2017
If u don't go, neva in ur life point an accusing finger on the police because u ve failed in helping sanitize the system.

Why they want u to come is because there would be an "Identification Prade" to be sure ur case in genuine.
Giving the names of the officer does not solve anything if u've had of the word called MALICE, therefore be present on that day to help sanitize the system.

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Politics / Re: Return Home Now, Afenifere Tells Southerners by amuokuko: 11:19am On Jun 10, 2017
lofty900:
Northerners are very peaceful I keep saying it. I served in the north. My students are also traders in the market and whenever they see me a southerner coming to the market, they'll surround me asking me to come and buy from them and I got the best deals ever. #500 cow meat will full my pot I'll even get tired of eating meat. I watch free matches at the viewing center. I walk freely with my phone in the night and no cultists or agbero harassed me. Why are my saying all these? It's only a few bad egg is making the north look bad, if you have never been to the north, you'll never know. Igbos have the biggest houses and pharmacies in the north and they're happy. Leave them alone.

From the above, I can only deduce that u re a teen nd never had the opportunity to sit with ur elders who have once lived in the North.
Since ur phone browse, google Nigeria history with respect to the North and it's relation to other tribes up north...

My father with his bare hands packed his own parents intestine back into their stomach in kaduna.
A doctor friend who gives alm to the almajeri, was lucky to escape after the same almajeri directed their youths to their building to be butchered..

Dude, just as someone said earlier, nah ur meat them go share when e start..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Human Cruelty ' A Case Study Of First Bank Nigeria' by amuokuko: 11:42pm On Jun 09, 2017
Hmmm...
First Bank SMH....

A bank I gave my best but as a service executive, u re nothing but a slave that can be disposed any time..

A car of 400k was my greatest undoing, the day my Boss knew I had a car, she audited my salary account, this was was on a monday, by friday of that same week I got arrested that I was a suspect to a crime CCTV captured the staff responsible.
Sent on suspension even after the CCTV proved my innocence, the core staff involved only spent 3 months on suspension before recalled to pay up but since 2014 I ve been on that suspension even after I got cleared by Lion building police station.
In 2016, I wrote to the Top management of the bank nd I was called by the HCMD nd cautioned on why I wrote..

Let me not bore you with the rest of the story but sincerely the management is cruel to those called Service Executive.

Unfortunately, I still love the bank irrespective of their cruelty, leaving them to posterity to judge..
Crime / Re: 2 Drivers Fight Publicly In Lagos(photos) by amuokuko: 10:37pm On Jun 08, 2017
IhatesIGBOS:
Brobably they were igbos,causing neusance in another man's land.
Make ona carry ona wala go ona redmuld state

Yes, u hate igbo's but please like Spelling Bee....
Politics / Re: Who Is The Most Popular First Lady Nigeria Has Ever Had? by amuokuko: 5:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Its between Maryam Babaginda nd Mama Peace...
Technology Market / Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by amuokuko: 4:52pm On Jun 08, 2017
Just got my 5GB at a flash...

Kontinew repping the good Nigerians @OP...
Romance / Re: The House I'm Building For Mom Is Nearing Completion (photos) by amuokuko: 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2017
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Hahhahahahahahahaha
Airforce1, u won't seize to amaze me oo!!!

For those taking this lie to be true, let me show you something u need to know...

1. He said he just completed the roofing, now help me ask him if the workers re bush men to be floating above that bush 5" tall
If there was anything called recent work there, that bush won't be that high nd won't be that close to the house, except there was no use of scaffold, being that floating Aliens fixed the roof.

2. Not even a foot path to the recent roofed house.


I just pray ur late uncle's wife sees this post..

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Travel / Re: FAAN Bans Luggage Screening At MMIA Departure Hall by amuokuko: 3:14pm On Jun 07, 2017
Templerun95:
Islam will dominate the whole wide world insha allah wink

Yea, In hell...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Interviewed My Secondary School Teacher For A Job Of 48k. by amuokuko: 2:53pm On Jun 07, 2017
Most people here spiting saliva would do same if it was their relations @ the other end of the table...

Worst is that most of them working got the job through Man-know-man...

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Religion / Re: Christians Allow Muslims To Pray Inside Church After Mosque's Closure by amuokuko: 2:42pm On Jun 07, 2017
Templerun95:
Islam will dominate the world insha allah smiley smiley smiley

Yes, they will afterall Hell is a world of its own....
Politics / Re: Victoria Island Garden City Flooded After Hours Of Rainfall In Lagos Today (Pics by amuokuko: 2:27pm On Jun 07, 2017
OZAOEKPE:
shocked The front of ma house cry

@first pix

Must u lie
Do u live @ Nicon hotel
Re u the security man there

The other side, sure u can't be living inside Petadis, except u re an evil spirit fighting against Dominion City church...

Lastly, u can't be living inside FBN except u re rodent who alwayz eat their files...
Romance / Re: Man Refuses To Pay Lady Her Money, Says I Only Romanced (Video, Photos) by amuokuko: 2:58pm On Jun 05, 2017
This is Stale nah!!!

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