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Autos › Re: Extremely Clean Registered 2003 Rav4 by amuokuko: 9:37pm On Mar 04, 2017

1.8 million huh

Is it for the car nd the seller huh

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Politics › Re: 'The Plane that Brought Down The Synagogue Building Targeted TB Joshua' - FFK by amuokuko: 10:10pm On Feb 27, 2017

Let me just believe they hacked his account.

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Travel › Re: Whats The Difference Between Visa And Nigeria Passport???? by amuokuko: 10:05pm On Feb 27, 2017

Pidgin2:
The only youths that will run away are the impoverished ones who have refused to use their brains.

Travel › Re: Whats The Difference Between Visa And Nigeria Passport???? by amuokuko: 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2017

Antares:
Funny but sometimes that visa takes someone to death in south Africa, India or as hapless victims of plane crash, auto crash or senseless terrors like the numbers missing at the World Trade Centre during the Al Qaida hit

Throw open the same south Africa visa open now nd see if u can find 100 youth in Nigeria left.

Even our president ran away from Nigeria talkless WE.....

Travel › Re: Whats The Difference Between Visa And Nigeria Passport???? by amuokuko: 7:43pm On Feb 27, 2017

The difference is that Visa helps you escape the suffering that our green passport possesses....

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Is What I Wore To Interview Today. by amuokuko: 7:37pm On Feb 27, 2017

^^ certainly they ve, Sure he applied for the Red BRT conductor.

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Autos › Re: The Price Of Cars Is Abt To Crash As Dollar Is Crashing by amuokuko: 4:07pm On Feb 27, 2017

Abeg holla at ur boy when a Toks 2007 Camry sells @ 800k...

Autos › Re: Regrets For Auto Dealers As Dollar Crashes by amuokuko: 3:37pm On Feb 27, 2017

The dollar should keep falling probably to #300, so that some car dealers go chop their car..

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Travel › Re: The 2 Corpers Who Died In Accident In Delta Pictured (Graphic Images) by amuokuko: 12:36am On Feb 27, 2017

Lifestone:
MOD these pictures are too graphic

U were prolly expecting a Ben10 pix after seeing the topic right huh

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Travel › Re: A Policeman Hanging On A Danfo Bus! What I Saw On A Lagos Expressway Today by amuokuko: 3:25pm On Feb 24, 2017

SirElaw:
Me too o. We might be better off without them in this land. My bro says for the Nigerian Police to be kept under check, their guns should be taken from them and replaced with kondo, then they should all be on shorts.

Education › Re: Maths Gurus Come In And Crack This Code by amuokuko: 7:55pm On Feb 23, 2017

042

Politics › Re: No Nation Within Nigeria Nation Can Win Nigeria In War! by amuokuko: 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2017

zionmade:
Bro nigeria is a country but not a nation.
Go and read up d meaning of nation.
We have d ibo, yoruba and hausa nations plus other minor ones

So the igbo tribe is a nation huh

Hausa tribe a nation huh

Do these tribes ve an independent territory nd govt since u know the meaning of a nation huh

So in America, the native Americans re Nation huh

Nna Nawa oo!!

Politics › Re: No Nation Within Nigeria Nation Can Win Nigeria In War! by amuokuko: 6:58pm On Feb 23, 2017

oyinkinola:
For those who have ear to hear no nation within Nigeria nation can win Nigeria nation in war!
I laugh at those who were beaten the drum of war to cool temper!
those who failed politicaly in Nigeria political dispensation see Nigeria as failed state and treat Nigeria secession.

No nation within Nigeria nation huh

Nna Nawa ooo!!
Broz u go school huh

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Air Force Ranks And Salary Structure (official) by amuokuko: 2:39pm On Feb 23, 2017

kheengjay:
dummy ever heard abt the phase "silence is da best answer for a fool" sooo i'm just gonna ignore ur dumb,naive stupid ass #peace

If silence is da best answer for a fool yet u did reply, u must be a bigger fool...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Air Force Ranks And Salary Structure (official) by amuokuko: 9:47pm On Feb 22, 2017

kheengjay:
wow thanks for the info.....uniform I must wear by God's grace

Quickly join ur church's Boys Brigade, they ve got uniform too.

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Crime › Re: Robber Shot Dead After Attempting A Day Light Robbery(graphic) by amuokuko: 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2017

Good!!

When he gets to hell let him go nd rob Satan of his wealth.

Family › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Lady With Her Albino Man by amuokuko: 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2017

Looking at the albino's skin, u will realize that he is boxed up, so no biggy.

The day I saw one beauriful gal dating a hunch back guy, I knew money was the key to unlocking mysteries...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 3:11pm On Feb 21, 2017

preciousfuture:
How's the medical like in the camp and what are conditions they check for? Thanks

Xray.
Urine test
Blood test
The yeye doctor will ask u to cough as he looks at ur prick region.
Eye test
Blood pressure.

Thou more than 40 were called out last night to report to the clinic today, for now I dont ve concrete gist on why.

Education › Re: Eke Ifeanyichukwu Emmanuel, UNN Best Graduating Student (Photo) by amuokuko: 3:06pm On Feb 21, 2017

ProudArewa:
Na lie

Why u dey beef huh

Na because no graduate dey ur family huh

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 2:47pm On Feb 21, 2017

kingsley989:
Good morning all. How has it been for those of you already in camp? Especially cardet inspectors at Ikeja. Please I have a problem. I am ought to be in camp at Ikeja, because my name came out in the main (selected) list. I didn't report in December, due to a knee dislocation which put me out since December (I decided to forget about NPF since I wouldn't report to camp injured) I am very OK now and still very interested. Please those of you at Ikeja help a brother find out if I will still be allowed to join up. I am from Anambra State. Thanks as I await your replies.God bless you all.

Kingsley!!!!!!!!
U no try oooo..
Why did u not seek for an advise all this while huh

Here in Jos, someone came in with enough bandage after a serious accident nd as I write you now, he is without one now thou we call him handicap.

Hit the camp with evidence thou ur case might get to PSC.

Best of luck..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 2:36pm On Feb 21, 2017

Zikdochi:
Lolll
Bro did they ask anytin bout medical or doctor's report?

Nofin of such cous the College would conduct theirs.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 2:50pm On Feb 20, 2017

Zikdochi:
Bro did u guys barb skin or u left some hair

Barb skin ooo else them go barb you rat chop that same day before u complete ur screening nd don't 4get to clear ur beards.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 9:47pm On Feb 19, 2017

For the females amongst you, I know most of you would want to fork 12 month fork all in a week.
Use ur head to avoid being kicked out of camp after testing pregnant.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 9:42pm On Feb 19, 2017

For those of you coming to Jos, buy enough white T shirt, shorts nd socks, come prepared for cold with a thick sweater.

If possible come with a blanket thou the college will give u a blanket made for dwarfs.

Withdraw enough cash cous the small market we ve here re bunch of exploiters, u also ve loads of lecture materials to buy nd accessing ATM will be weeks or months except u cool with giving 3rd parties ur ATM to help u withdraw.

Buy ur packs of shaving stick nd enough after shave cous bumps will finish ur jaw that shaving stick will pity you.

Better leave ur oyibo creams behind nd come with all might Vaseline with extra ororo oil..

I would ve asked you guyz to also come with gallons of water for washing nd sanitary purpose but maybe before then rain water would be available.

Expecting u guyz on the 27th..

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Education › Re: The Manchineel – World’s Most Dangerous Tree. (pic) by amuokuko: 3:47pm On Feb 09, 2017

If this tree dey warri, dem for don discover Ogbono seed inside the fruit..

Politicians go use the tree do wooden gate cous DSS/EFCC no go fit come knock..

Crime › Re: Man Disguises As A NEPA Official, Steals A Lady's Phone (Photo) by amuokuko: 2:10pm On Feb 08, 2017

Best economy in nigeria, turning our youths to thieves.

Travel › Re: Students Returning From School Involved In Accident In Enugu,Many Injured(Pics) by amuokuko: 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2017

My gawd!!!

That is my village..

That road by the rocky hill was constructed by our colonial masters nd till date nothing has been done to increase the width of that road being a Federal Road.

One Nigeria my foot...

Quick recovery to Ndi Ngwo leaders of tomorrow....

Politics › Re: Jonathan Behind Religious Crisis In Nigeria – Northern Group by amuokuko: 3:28pm On Feb 07, 2017

No be only Jonathan, even Zik has a hand too..

Politics › Re: BREAKING: I Can’t Disclose Buhari’s Health Status – Osinbajo by amuokuko: 6:47pm On Feb 06, 2017

Watin concern blind man with attending driving school huh

Abeg who get universal charger here huh

Politics › Re: How Me & My Little Fam. Did Our Own Protest! by amuokuko: 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2017

Madam nah every 6 6 month u dey born huh

Any which way, Congratz..

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Car Talk › Re: Please Advice: What Car Should I Buy For Mom ? by amuokuko: 1:20pm On Feb 03, 2017

Ekene the native doctor, buy ya mum a Datsun predator nd ur dad a Nissan Bluebird SUV...

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