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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shares Photo Of How Arsenal Fans Now Watch Football After 4-0 Defeat by amuokuko: 8:52pm On Aug 27, 2017
Asernal fans now.

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Properties / Re: Man's House Flooded In Benue In The Middle Of The Night. Photos by amuokuko: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2017
Holyfield1:
Hope that's not Lekki grin

Read before asking Ajuju ndi ishi..
Pets / Re: "Beware Of Dogs, Intruders Will Be Eaten" - In Ikeja (Photo) by amuokuko: 12:18pm On Aug 27, 2017
Them cross breed the dog with Lion

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi State Is Not A Biafran Land. by amuokuko: 10:49pm On Aug 26, 2017
The Op is high on sniffing septic tank..

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Education / Re: Absu Post-utme Form 2017 Out - Cut Off Mark & Eligibility by amuokuko: 10:51am On Aug 26, 2017
kan12:


THEIR CUT OFF IS 160 so anybody,that applies with score below 160 just want to waste money.

Is 160/400 a pass mark?

After post Ume nd aggregate is calculated, would a man who scored 160 beat another who scored 230

It all ends up wiv ripping off parents nd increasing their revenue..
Nairaland / General / Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by amuokuko: 8:46pm On Aug 25, 2017
I watched a video of divorce btw a couple nd the woman's reason is that his hubby is too caring, he serves her breakfast on bed nd cooks her nice meal nd each time she annoys him, he just stares at her nd walks away....

Then ask ursef OP, with the above, have this man not done enough yet this woman is still a witch.
Education / Re: Absu Post-utme Form 2017 Out - Cut Off Mark & Eligibility by amuokuko: 8:22pm On Aug 25, 2017
What most people fail to understand with this 120 cut off mark, it's pure business of making money..

If 200k people was to buy post Ume form when cut off is 200, 450k people would buy when it's 120 cut off, thus generating more income for the government/school...

Its no surprise this is coming frm ABSU, they love money more than service.

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Romance / Re: She Was Once My Sales Girl But I Want To Date Her by amuokuko: 2:58pm On Aug 25, 2017
profhezekiah:
Please where can I get a girlfriend on naira land DAT doesn't demand for money?

To go health section, open the thread of "Those living with HIV", sure u would get enough..
Politics / Re: Identity Of Airforce Officer Killed In Kaduna Plane Crash Revealed (pic) by amuokuko: 2:50pm On Aug 25, 2017
leofab:
I don't care

We reap wat we sow..

@Topic:

RIP Sir...
Celebrities / Re: Rat Attack: Patoraking Replies A Fan Asking For Solution To Aso Rock Rat Attack by amuokuko: 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2017
If it was Davido now, nah insult the guy go receive..

Education plays little part in maturity...
Fashion / Re: Improper Dressing In The Nigeria Police Force by amuokuko: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2017
@OP, instead of u getting ur 1st degree nd waiting for the nxt conversion course, u re here hating...

Wish u wat u wish others...
Forum Games / Re: Take A Closer Look! Is This A Murder Or A Sucide Case? And Why? by amuokuko: 2:06pm On Aug 25, 2017
She won't ve fallen yet holds on to the cigarette stick.

She was Murdered...
Family / Re: He Trained His Brothers But They Aren't Helping Him Now. by amuokuko: 2:01pm On Aug 25, 2017
DaniDani:


Then you are not in this planet earth or better still, you are not in Africa talk less of Nigeria. Pray your siblings and relatives don't become villain, you will know how far.

Then if it happens in ur family, I can bet my axx, the parents can't be exempted of not having a hand due to the upbringing....

I love my brothers to the moon...
Family / Re: He Trained His Brothers But They Aren't Helping Him Now. by amuokuko: 7:29am On Aug 25, 2017
I don't blive brothers could be this wicked except u re not telling us something.

Well, if wat u ve said is 90% truth, then don't fret, the future holds bumper package for you, ensure u don't soil ur hand.

As for ur brothers, karma smiles on them afterall they will get old one day...
Family / Re: Losing My Dad & Dealing With Lazy Relatives: My Experience by amuokuko: 8:36pm On Aug 24, 2017
Alariwo2:


Wetin concern Igbo man family with will..
They will accuse his wife and share the properties for themselves alone.
It's like part of their tradition and has been like that for decades.

Civility is not just their way there.. They are ready to kill whoever gets in their way, the kids inclusive

U better wake up from ur Nollywood fantasies nd start using ur brains...

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Family / Re: Losing My Dad & Dealing With Lazy Relatives: My Experience by amuokuko: 8:32pm On Aug 24, 2017
@ OP... if u re worried about the lies u better brace up cous I see them hitting u guyz hard soon.
During the burial nd after, u will understand the above..

Be careful especially you nd ur mum..

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Politics / Re: FG May Adopt Selective Minimum Wage Increase – Osinbajo by amuokuko: 5:36am On Aug 23, 2017
May be the market would also increase it prices of goods to selected few

Useless idea from useless leaders.

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Family / Re: Wife Breaks Husband's Head For Complaining About Her Food (Graphic Photo) by amuokuko: 9:46pm On Aug 22, 2017
Freewoman:
Blame Buhari, If the man gave his wife enough money to cook, the man will not come back to complain, when the woman struggle to manage whatever that was around the stupid man will come back to complain, how much did he a jobless man gave to his wife ,when the salt loses its taste, children will threw it out to sand..............

And someone will marry this kind of lady

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Crime / Re: Police Nabs Herbalist In Badagry With 3 Ak-47 Rifles by amuokuko: 7:01pm On Aug 22, 2017
they gave u gun nd u collected it because guns re used to repair boat engines abii

Abeg both need better shrine slap to talk.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What This Slay Queen Posted On Facebook That Got People Talking (photos) by amuokuko: 10:06pm On Aug 21, 2017
Repentance from ur foolish way..
Travel / Re: See The Nigeria Airways Domestic Passengers Service Charge Fee Before Closure by amuokuko: 4:47pm On Aug 21, 2017
That was before the invasion of civilian vampires who kills anything good...
Romance / Re: I Need Candid Advice!! by amuokuko: 4:42pm On Aug 21, 2017
U better move on with ur life nd forget such love.
There are religion/denomination that kills love for me, especially that u ve mentioned.

I once loved a gal but the day I knew she was reping Cele, I ran wat igbo people call Osundu....
Religion / Re: How A Muslim Made My Sunday This Morning by amuokuko: 10:34pm On Aug 20, 2017
Coolgent:

Bros use ur common sense now...
Someone may easily claim it ownership.
The Hausa Man has done the right thing

My Gawd!!!!
Why re youths so senseless
pocketing wat does not belong to you without asking for its ownership is "Common Sense"

We re doomed in this nation...
Health / Re: Hard Soft Dick by amuokuko: 10:32pm On Aug 20, 2017
Josephjnr:
Personally, I tink say plenty lie lie dey dis ur talk. 40mins to1hr sex before ejaculation. Na u invent sex?

That u ain't in that "region" does not make him a liar...
Before I started my several habits, I can testify to that..
Religion / Re: How A Muslim Made My Sunday This Morning by amuokuko: 7:32pm On Aug 20, 2017
He picked money not belonging to him, pocketed it, he did not even speak about it with his colleagues to find out who owns it nd u call him honest

No wonder we hail thieves in nigeria....
Romance / Re: My Wedding Pictures! by amuokuko: 11:19pm On Aug 19, 2017
@ afelouz....

Sending u a pm, I need to know how u did both in a day, this will enable me plan mine once I eventually see that gal created for me..
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. by amuokuko: 6:08pm On Aug 19, 2017
This is the best thread I ve read this year on this forum....

How I wish Lalasticlala nd his host of demons would do the needful to enlighten those of us yet to be fathers...

OP, u ve spoken the truth....
Religion / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Slept With Another Man's Wife(photos) by amuokuko: 7:52am On Aug 19, 2017
pyyxxaro:





Yes

Go to mama seun store

Check if she has started frying kpomor

Ok, I am off nd do ve useful day..
Bye.
Religion / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Slept With Another Man's Wife(photos) by amuokuko: 7:45am On Aug 19, 2017
pyyxxaro:





Nooo... That's just the beginning

We would also use grinding stone to bust your testes

You would enjoy it tongue

Any other thing u ve to say before I step out??
Religion / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Slept With Another Man's Wife(photos) by amuokuko: 6:43am On Aug 19, 2017
pyyxxaro:




He's gonna start with you grin


Is that all
Religion / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Slept With Another Man's Wife(photos) by amuokuko: 6:00am On Aug 19, 2017
I wish God can curse those who sleep wiv people's wife wiv the above plague.

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