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A "used" woman loses alignment.
A "Used" man gains experience..

So if after being a master in the field of fuckery why would I buy a fan belt the diameter is more than its pulley...

In essence, no man likes depleted ware...


Lastly, not all men like Virgins...

TheSlyone2:
If only you know the bearing and direction to Allen Avenue, Ikeja...


Thank me later

Wondering wat the world would be if u ve got sense..

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Wat of a police man

optional1:
Ah

how does giving advice to someone who needs it make someone spoil again

Ur use of word..

Lastly, as a good man I am, I never knew people could be fvcked nd they forget their place of work...

optional1:
go to her house now now and fvck her till she forget her working place when she wakes up tomorrow morning....

See even optional don spoil, this nairaland can spoil people ooo..

@Topic:
Just try the greek magic of getting her back then fvck out all the demons of confusion in her...

It's A Fruitable..

Ur brother get eye pass you at least he chose a nice Okpo gal..

End Time govt..

If there is something wrong in them bowing, then there is everything wrong in bowing for Oni of Ife nd Emir Sanusi...

Abba Kyari is courting problem, peradventure Osinbajo becomes the president his cases would certainly be worst off late Alamieyeseigha..

I hope he is disgraced out soon...

U re as confused as a fish in a dish water..

How can u be messing up ur emotions for a gal who ve told u to Steer clear..

U don't love her, u re only been fooled by her beauty..

A reset slap Could be all you need..

These our muslim brothers sometimes speak as if they re possessed with the evil spirit...

Our muslim bothers bow their head on the pitch too nd we don't complain..

It's high time They make Shekau Fifa president..

Religion of feace..

Berlynn:
Start with ur mother first

Do u fark ur dad

With the op's name, we know he is a slowpoke that u dont ve to be one too..

Secondly, his mum ain't a nairalander..

Sometimes u wonder if these muslim. Guyz ve brain disorder..

Don't players bow their head E.g Ahmed Musa does that but who gives a fark

It's high time they make Shekau Fifa president...

OP, ur neighborhood must be poor ooo
See as d Snake look malnourished..

Secondly, that ur neighbor must be a bus driver cous their sweat on cloth can high/intoxicate a dinosaur...

Greed!!!!

That is the new sickness in town..

His boss would ve probably moved the cash to a safe location by now, EFCC would be pained why they did not get their fangs on this...

chibecan:
Empty vessels make most noise

Re u insinuating that d car is a vessel

Since it's empty, drive it to the nearest lagoon nd fill it with water...

Instead of buying this car 1.2 Milla, I go buy 2 Keke, one private the other commercial.

Nigeria is just a forking country where every thing/arm of govt is corrupt, the recent recruitment we did looked more like Niger state recruitment irrespective of federal character clamored when it started..

Nigeria can never be great until we kill corruption nd tribalism cous I am sure those cadet withdrawn were replaced by northern candidate...

axeman2:
NIGERIAN POLICE SHOULD BE SCRAPT THEY ARE THIEVES.

When next u get robbed or a robbery happening close to ur house call the Red Cross..

When a call gal goes for NYSC she becomes a Call Member....

2001 I guess.

Taxi

plainol:
Only an igbo lawyer can do dis. that I can bet my balls on.

I am sure u mean those balls of urs that ain't worth a cube of sugar.

Just enta Benin city, they won't even charge you to become a pilot.

ralph1983:
Sir,Its N1 Million

1 milla for car wey u buy 1.150milla 2 yrs ago
Make una dey fear god ooo

sarrki:
Following
She's far better than ngozi baby

I am very sure u mean ngozi ur gal fwend.

Shossie:
That's great

Knocks from the back door.

Shossie:
Good thing you acknowledge thy creator, he will establish your feet in the right path

And what if my prayer is being answered now

Shossie:
They don't say they do

That is they, this is me..
Being an image of my creator, my words stand too..

Who gives these fulanis this orientation that everything in Nigeria belongs to them.
Wondering if their holy book is their insight to this wickedness.

Since police don dey arrest animal, off to climb my roof make I fit catch those pigeons wey they disturb me nd see if the police will sell it too and compensate me for the sleepless nights...