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Education / Re: Redeemer’s University Scientists Build 10-minute Ebola And Lassa Test Kits by amuokuko: 10:39pm On Jun 04, 2017
Until they ve tested it on Buhari nd it detects his own sickness then I will applaud them.

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Education / Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by amuokuko: 8:48am On Jun 03, 2017
Well, I ve worked as a HR Personnel in a known print media outlet, Worked with a first generation Bank nd today, I am in the employ of Federal Govt.

Sure Jekwu who was the most brilliant then is still with Fidelity Bank..

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Business / Re: First Bank, Oko In Oyo On Fire (Photos) by amuokuko: 8:40am On Jun 03, 2017
rheether:


I am serious. The branch was a double store divided into cubicle

I am sure what u re referring to a branch is called Cash center, the branch that manages such cash center is always around the corner to evacuate their cash when it reaches a certain threshold.
So the little cash left is stored in the safe.

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Business / Re: First Bank, Oko In Oyo On Fire (Photos) by amuokuko: 8:34am On Jun 03, 2017
Luiz1:
Not dat I want to fault ur arguement bro. I only want 2 be enlightened. Is there any alternative to having a database as a financial institution?

A branch of a financial institution was torched nd same branch connects to the institution database to operate, same with other branches..

So if u re looking for a financial institution database, visit Lagos were there head office is situated..
Business / Re: First Bank, Oko In Oyo On Fire (Photos) by amuokuko: 8:04am On Jun 03, 2017
rheether:
That bank might not even have a strong room. The old first bank in Suleja market operated without a strong room for close to two years.
Hmm

Sure u re referring to first Bank of 1945, when a bank branch cash limit could be 5k..
Politics / Re: Tvc Sacks 145 Workers Mount Security At Gate by amuokuko: 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
The govt he brought in is serving him right...
Business / Re: First Bank, Oko In Oyo On Fire (Photos) by amuokuko: 8:37pm On Jun 02, 2017
ciscoxx:
I pray dy have data base.

Database
Re u that backward in 2017

Commercial bank is not same with Esusu bank where u ve ur money...

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Career / Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by amuokuko: 2:10pm On Jun 02, 2017
It would be ideal, if the Director of the LG be queried by the Ministry of Education for killing English.....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan President Pictured Watering Plantation While It's Raining, See Reactions by amuokuko: 2:07pm On Jun 02, 2017
This president must be related to Benue Governor.
Romance / Re: Throwback: Virgins Of Egbaland In 1893 by amuokuko: 7:01am On Jun 01, 2017
These ones wey no get standing bweast

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Politics / Re: Revoke Nnamdi Kanu's Bail South East Group Tells Court by amuokuko: 6:13am On Jun 01, 2017
Hahahahahahahahaha..

This watery brain OP don show with his useless thread again...

I am sure the group is made up of ur family members...

Usu .

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Romance / Re: Stop Insulting Unilag Ladies by amuokuko: 12:31pm On May 28, 2017
Constance20:

U are just a fool.Who runz help abeg?And u shud say d gals u have bleeped have downtrodden breasts.As for me,i am proud of mine...it is big,full and still in its position...fool are many here oh...Am bigger dan runz...u should meet me..Mumu person.U dis guys are too small for me.Gosh,why exchange words wif low lifes like u

Romance / Re: Stop Insulting Unilag Ladies by amuokuko: 8:19am On May 28, 2017
dingbang:

Lol bro just negodu... Click the link and see for yourself... grin

https://www.nairaland.com/3788828/male-friend-needed


I tell you that 100percent of them are ashanas

Hhaaaaahaaahaha...
I am sure she ve tried the trade but because of her ugly face nd downtrodden bweast customers don't call, now she is looking for one boy to carry her cross...

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Business / Re: AMCON To Sell Peugeot To Dangote, Kaduna And Kebbi by amuokuko: 8:14am On May 28, 2017
Good development...

How I wish they can also sell the refineries to someone from the South..
Romance / Re: Stop Insulting Unilag Ladies by amuokuko: 8:07am On May 28, 2017
Constance20:


Seriously how old are u?if u are older dan me,den u have no sense nd if u re younger than me,den how many pussy have u bleeped??You have nt seen anything

Unilag Runz gal spotted...
Romance / Re: Stop Insulting Unilag Ladies by amuokuko: 8:06am On May 28, 2017
The day my pride, my love got admission into Unilag, I knew I ve lost her nd it was not long I lost her.

Her elder sister too was Unilag, she drove the best cars, flies around the world nd built the family house, so why won't I loose her when I don't ve such to offer...

Lastly, maybe not all Unilag gal re runz gal but 95.5 re...
Romance / Re: My Fiance Just Left Me Due To Genotype Issues by amuokuko: 8:26pm On May 27, 2017
Love is truly blind nd stvpid...
He is AS nd u re AS nd u continued
U must be a medical student from a "college of Education"...

Thank God for relieving you of future agony...

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Igbonla Model School Students Bore A Hole On School Fence by amuokuko: 5:23pm On May 25, 2017
It's high time they start sending every caught kidnapper to Pluto, this would send message across for those intending to ply the trade...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! I Have Been Scammed by amuokuko: 4:55pm On May 25, 2017
oyetpel:
Your Mentor duped you Mr Man

Nope sir, his mentor did not dupe him..

If u re current with today's job scam, u would know the latest trick is to call an elderly person whom they know won't need the job but someone within his family and when such relation calls you, u won't think so much of it being a scam..

They used my uncle last year but we were smarter than the dumb axx...
Science/Technology / Re: Fire Seen On Top Of Zuma Rock- How? by amuokuko: 7:13am On May 24, 2017
It's a sacrifice to recall Buhari back to life...
Crime / Re: Photo Of The Man Behind The Explosion At Ariana Grande Concert In Uk by amuokuko: 4:06am On May 24, 2017
sleemoon:
Blame the guy not the religion....

Thunder fire the religion..
Why don't Christians bomb their selves nd others

I am sure the dude is now with his virgins nd no dick to burst them Open.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Real-life Robocop Starts Work In Dubai Tomorrow Onward (Photo) by amuokuko: 3:58pm On May 23, 2017
I hope the robot won't be racist
Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 3:33pm On May 23, 2017
VajanahDischaj:
ok that's good . my own won't dare such nonsense

Hahahaha..
Can see u re a product of such..
Get down with ur brother to give ur. Parent grand shildren...
Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 7:47pm On May 21, 2017
VajanahDischaj:
I'm with your fadaaaaa!

I am sure ur own practices incest..
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visited By Katrin Gaensles, German Journalist, In Umuahia (Photos) by amuokuko: 7:46pm On May 21, 2017
vayne:
So how did you arrive at "interview" ?
Ok,let me guess because there is a white woman standing beside him?

These decendants sef,western Sudanese

Is the white woman ur mother
Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 12:26pm On May 21, 2017
VajanahDischaj:
shege banza

Tell that to the eldest around you...
Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 12:21pm On May 21, 2017
Mekanus:
Why did you put Emeka dia eh amuokuko?

Aha gi Abu Emeka
Well, all Emeka I know re crooks...
Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 10:05pm On May 20, 2017
fabuloz1:

Encourage who?

Slap the eldest close to you...

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Crime / Re: We Offered Police N250,000 To Divert N13.7m Goods But They Refused–suspects(pic) by amuokuko: 9:44pm On May 20, 2017
Police is your friend..
Don't alwayz condemn cous even among the 12 disciples there was judas(Emeka).

Nigerian Police is alwayz there for you, encourage them...

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Huge Snake Killed Last Night In Our Hostel by amuokuko: 7:49am On May 20, 2017
Looks as if the camera boy Was scared of getting close to the snake to Give us a clear picture...

Lala can't put this on FP if he does not know the specie of snake..
Romance / Re: I Urgently Need A Woman To Call Mine by amuokuko: 9:34pm On May 19, 2017
TheSlyone2:

Thank your stars I was away whilst you post this...

It already in the past tho. But for futuristic purposes, learn some manners and always remember to bring your brains along to my mentions

Dude stop blabbing....
Ur threat is childish cous if not the numerous ban on my main monikers, u re a learner...

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