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Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2017
My detective skills are off the hook my dear.... Can still tell the real you (Photoshop or not)

Mother confessor, tell me something I don't know about me...
Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 11:41pm On Sep 01, 2017
who fine epp? Just need to see ur face, I can detect evil from facial appearance....

See detector oooo.
Done that nd also uploaded a "photo-chopped" pinshure of me on my profile.
Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 11:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
pm me make I see ur face first

No worry again cous I wowo.
Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 11:18pm On Sep 01, 2017
Rayfield/Gold and Base

Free morrow?
Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 11:09pm On Sep 01, 2017
Hmmm.... OK.... Where in Jos south?

Bukuru, you
Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 10:42pm On Sep 01, 2017
what kind of company...? undecided

Just hang out nd chat, chikena..
Romance / Re: my babe by amuokuko: 4:03pm On Sep 01, 2017
Since the Vjay ugliness no reach the bae face nd won't hinder u from cuming, Carry Go onye nzuzu...

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Romance / Re: Be Optional1 by amuokuko: 3:21pm On Sep 01, 2017
Abeg me need contact of those in Jos south, need company on weekends...
Education / Re: What Was The Nickname You Gave To Your Teacher In School. by amuokuko: 8:25am On Sep 01, 2017
We called him Jafar nd I never knew that was not his name until SS1 when I had issues wiv him..

He was a Naval Personnel who wore beards nd had close resemblance with the Jafar character in Alladdin...

God bless NNSS OJO.

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Romance / Re: Should I Pay Her Back In Her Own Coins? by amuokuko: 8:09am On Sep 01, 2017
If she did it on purpose not out of immaturity. I am not in support of option one.

Is there any law that states u must date everyone who comes around..
Have u not turned down a date possibly because of her physical attribute

Lastly, when someone laughs at you because u have no money, it should be a motivation to hammer soonest nd not holding petty grudge.

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Romance / Re: Should I Pay Her Back In Her Own Coins? by amuokuko: 12:31am On Sep 01, 2017
Ehn don't say that o. If human beings have handled you ehn, you see that humanity doesn't deserve mercy. Human beings are wicked and heartless. Most times they deserve the revenge that comes their way.

In this case, I will tell the op to ignore her. It is the best choice even though she may deserve it.

Pls tell me how she deserved it


Romance / Re: Should I Pay Her Back In Her Own Coins? by amuokuko: 12:23am On Sep 01, 2017
Sincerely, u ain't successful yet, no successful man would ve time for this sh1t..

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Romance / Re: Ooni's New Wife? Photos Of Woman Rumored To Be Wife Of Ooni by amuokuko: 12:19am On Sep 01, 2017
Wiv the 2nd pinshure, I think the Ooni likes Escorts as wives.


Politics / Re: Tribute To An Enigma - CP Fatai Owoseni by amuokuko: 12:13am On Sep 01, 2017
Op I am wowed by this piece of urs, neva knew there could be someone out there who appreciates Nigeria Police.

We won't be deterred by the hate, we would keep protecting lives nd properties of Nigerians.

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Romance / Re: This Is Strange About My Orgasm by amuokuko: 10:04pm On Aug 31, 2017
Keep bleeping ur twin sister.

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Celebrities / Re: Mayweather’s Bodyguards Are So Big They Take Separate Private Jet (photos) by amuokuko: 12:58pm On Aug 31, 2017
Whats this nonesense u re saying?
Nonsesense dude hii
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by amuokuko: 11:59am On Aug 31, 2017
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year, lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happen yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her it place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.
What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, they she narrate how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I shouldnt be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.
Some spirit enters me and I stop half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't upto 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.
I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice . I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.
So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.
Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.
Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.

Single sense u no get.
Ur brother slept wiv ur gal friend nd u re still asking queshion

Abeg pursue the prostitute u call ur girl.

Girl ko garri nii.


Celebrities / Re: Mayweather’s Bodyguards Are So Big They Take Separate Private Jet (photos) by amuokuko: 11:49am On Aug 31, 2017
Private jet is not God is Good motors ooo,, even with his money I doubt if he is that stupid except he travels once in a year..
Education / Re: Beautifully Terrifying Pictures From Under Sea by amuokuko: 11:09pm On Aug 30, 2017
Was expecting to see Mammiwater kingdom..
Education / Re: If You Dont Remember This Ad In The 90's, Call Me UNCLE #THROWBACK by amuokuko: 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2017
Kaiii!! My heart leaped at d sight of this great reminder...
I thank God for keeping me so far..


Autos / Re: Registered Neat Toyota Camry 98 , 4plugs Engine for 710k by amuokuko: 5:30pm On Aug 29, 2017
740k for a used 98 Camry
Guy, even Buhari is not this wicked...


Nairaland / General / Re: Sallah Ram Attacks Another Ram (Photos) by amuokuko: 5:23pm On Aug 29, 2017
see as the other one is looking at camera like nairaland girls posing for pictures

Like blackbeau1 right
Phones / Re: This Is Why I Will Not Use A Tecno Phone Again... by amuokuko: 3:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
If nah so, make I cucuma put my money back into the saving kpali to avoid "Had I known"....


Crime / Re: Tattooed Lady Slapped & Flogged By Police In Rivers State (Photos) by amuokuko: 2:40pm On Aug 29, 2017
They did not even beat her as I would have, if she was my kid...

Tattoo that can't help ur account balance..

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Properties / Re: Residential Building Collapses Near Alaba International Market, Lagos (photos). by amuokuko: 12:45pm On Aug 29, 2017
Re u sure it's a residential building Because Ayam not understanding why the gate is locked nd the officials re outside instead of inside saving souls...
Nairaland / General / Re: A Giant Black Snake I Killed This Night. Pics by amuokuko: 9:35pm On Aug 28, 2017
hahahahah. 15 eggs na only for today o. I no want dey count the other ones. Am cooking it already come taste small

Taste wat
U want make saliva dey alwayz comot from my mouth like lalasticlala.


Nairaland / General / Re: A Giant Black Snake I Killed This Night. Pics by amuokuko: 7:39pm On Aug 28, 2017

Op u must be very wicked ooo..
Just 15 eggs Nd u had to smash it's head with sledge hammer

Oya come nd take the money for the eggs nd return the snake to lala, the snake charmer...


Nairaland / General / Re: U.N Suspends Food Distribution As IDPs Attack Them For Giving Them Small Food by amuokuko: 2:37pm On Aug 28, 2017
It's high time they scrap that religion up north, it's a virus that turns people mad nd violent...


Nairaland / General / Re: U.N Suspends Food Distribution As IDPs Attack Them For Giving Them Small Food by amuokuko: 2:33pm On Aug 28, 2017
Sincerely, some tribe in Nigeria so so stupid.
You attack a man who feeds you for free
Now they ve suspended their good act, let them pray to Allah to supply them manna or possibly tuwo..


Politics / Re: The Aburi Accord That Wld Have Saved Nigeria From All Her Problems -femi Adesina by amuokuko: 7:31am On Aug 28, 2017

A typical afonja is a 2 sided sword.
A bushel of wheat can sway them to any direction...

Confront Femi today nd see how he would deny that the newspaper was hacked..

Bunch of loose morals..
Romance / Re: We’ll Treat Gono, Staph, Quick Ejaculation, Watery Sperm Etc FREE OF CHARGE! by amuokuko: 9:52pm On Aug 27, 2017
In reference to ur price variation, re u insinuating that male Gono nd Staph re foreign while that of d ladies re Local

Me Ayam not understanding d variation ooo..


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