₦airaland Forum

dasauce:
God knows what would have happened to you right now, had it been you said this right in front of me... I'll not trade insult with you, I have someone your mate I feed and provide shelter for.
Thank God for your 10MB etisalat free data and your itel 3 sims phone. If not, there won't be this moment.

Rorachy:
Ask me any question that is bothering you on Economics.

I'll gladly help.

Augustap:
Pls shift lemme faint...HABA is dt how you use to do?

Augustap:
Pls shift lemme faint...HABA is dt how you use to do?

RadicallyBlunt:
The seriousness of your write up sef makes me think its one terrible something. Its nothing new na. Guy will like girl but girl wont yield cheaply..that's just d case here.

She enjoys ur company, but making sexual move on her first invitation would definitely piss her off. This one even gentle. Some go come after you don carry them go eatery, dem go still come ur house come drink juice, watch tv and feel at home yet if you make d normal guyish move, na slap upon insult you go collect...some are that rude.

Just like the poster above me said..not to give yourself headaches. Ive resolved to make brothels my regular companion till marriage..its not a matter of irresponsibility at all. Thats one of the places you can find sex with rest of mind.

This sex thing is not enthusiastic for girls like it is for guys and when they eventually have it with you, the lovely calm good girl you know becomes a monster demanding worship and you may never really enjoy her anymore. The wahala is so unworth it abeg. There are call girls everywhere willing to do all styles with you at ease so long you have a little change.

You're not under obligation to follow my footsteps o but it will save you headaches such as this.

Gobhanky:
Honda na motor Abegi DC and EOD been killing since early bc

dasauce:
You're a fool... He's Ayodele Fayose

IBpaul:
This is how to settle someone!

He should be the youngest house of assembly member in Nigeria.

He was a legal aide to Sen. Dr. Ike Ekweremmadu, deputy president of the Nigeria senate.

He is Hon. Barr. Chima Obieze of the Enugu state house of assembly.

He is from Eziagu LGA of Enugu state.

And the young guy is delivering. He has not failed his people.

Nigerian Politician:

We are still learning how to settle our loyalists. Those who feel they have arrived don't want the younger ones climb to the top.

And the young ones here if helped to climb to the top, target the necks of their benefactors and work very hard to ensure they are exterminated.

The onus beckons on us to embrace absolute attitudinal change.

NCN

drake2000x:
This is very unusual of us. Did he grow up in Lagos or Ibadan?

Beress:
Imagine the level of confusion in the most exalted office of the country

Now tell me, how can Nigeria progress with these set of low level IQ individuals?

Nigeria is now on OLX

NwaAmaikpe:


6 Things To Do When You Can't Get A Job

Visit a herbalist
Visit a herbalist who can prepare potent goodluck charms for you. You can't remain jobless 2weeks after doing this.

Go for a deliverance
Got the required degrees, qualification and grades yet you can't get a job.
Go for a deliverance in a fire-brand church like MFM. It is spiritual, probably a curse or a spell working against your destiny.

Acquire a Skill
You can learn sewing, barbing, vulcanizing or other skills that can still fetch you good cash while still unemployed.

Raise funds and relocate
Raise funds; you can sell family properties, get a loan or raise money through any other certain means.
You can relocate to Libya, Italy or Greece where you can hustle or get a sugar daddy/mummy.

Use what you have
You can make money using what you have;
Your talents, your bottom-power, your political skills, your kpomo.
Every human is created with a body tool that can feed them for life.

Get rid of yourself
"An 'unemployed' existence is a worse negation of life than death itself."
Jose Ortega Y Gasset

If you can't get a job, existing becomes a curse.
You don't want to be seen as a failure or a liability. You can be brave enough to call the shots.
You end your stay in this life, go meet your god or your guardian angel and find out why you were forsaken.