“SOME WOMEN ADD NO VALUE TO
MEN’S LIVES EXCEPT S**, FACEBOOK,
WHATSAPP AND NAGGING”


I don't know who needs to hear this but
remove s** from relationship and you will
discover that some obscenely huge
percentage of ladies have nothing to offer
in relationships, totally nothing.

Remove money from a relationship and
you will discover that a majority of ladies
won’t see a reason to be in a relationship
with you, they want you to take care of
them, but they add no value to your life
other than s**, Facebook, whatsapp and
nagging.

Somebody who can’t challenge you
positively, somebody who thinks being
female is like being disabled, somebody
who is expecting heaven from you but
offer almost nothing in your life! Somebody
who thinks her money is meant for her and
yours at her disposal.

Somebody who can’t even send you airtime, let alone lunch! Somebody who can’t lend you money when you are in economic crisis!
Somebody who has parasitic thinking and
reasoning.

If you hate financially broke men then
don’t be a financially broke woman. You
cannot hate what you are, one sided
expectations can destroy you. If you want
a man with a car you will show us exactly
where you have parked yours.

Please men Go for the best, somebody
who is slaying with senses and reasoning!
Not somebody who has only hips, boobs &
birth certificate.

Go for somebody who is ready to push and
provoke you to achieve your goals, not a
thief who’s after your money!

I know most of ladies will not like this but
Iet’s call a spade, a spade; not a big
spoon.

It's my opinion.

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It's no longer a news that Roman Abramovich
wanted to sell Chelsea before he was
sanctioned. However, one of the wealthiest
man in the world , Elon Musk preferred to
buy Twitter for a whooping amount of 41
billion Euros rather than Purchase Chelsea
that is valued at 3.02 billion dollars according to 'Transfermkt'. Considering the amount Elon bought Twitter, he could have easily used the same funds to secure 15 football clubs.

According to 'transfermkt', Barcelona, Real
Madrid, Bayern Munich, Manchester
united, Liverpool, Manchester city,
Chelsea, Arsenal, Paris Saint-Germain,
Tottenham, Juventus, Borussia Dortmund,
Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan and Everton
are valued at a total of 40.63 billion Euros.
Which means that Elon Musk could have
easily purchased all these 15 football clubs
and still have a balance of 370 million
Euros.

As it stands, Barcelona and Real Madrid
are not only the most valuable club on the
world, but also among the most successful
clubs in Europe. However, Barcelona are
currently in financial ruin which suggests
that all these 15 Football Clubs might not
yield more profits than Twitter.

Moreso, if Elon had purchased these fifteen clubs, they could have become the richest clubs
in Europe and also be able to acquire any
player in the transfer window.

Manchester city has been able to dominate
premier league in the last five years
because their rich owners are able to
afford the players needed for the club to
thrive. If this is the case, then it is obvious
that there will be a massive competition in
the Europe's top five leagues, as Everton,
Tottenham and Dortmund could be
privilege to challenge for UEFA champions
league titles.

Do you think it would have
been a better business for Elon musk to
buy all these fifteen clubs and leave
Twitter?

@dodoatirice a man with an heart of gold. May your pocket never run dry. And to we the hustlers(legitimate), may Oluwa crown our efforts with SUCCESS. Amin

Somewhere in Tudun Wada Kaduna State.
They're saying he must contest whether he likes it or not.

Tolulope Ajayi, better known by his stage as T-Classic, a Nigerian musician and composer, was allegedly poisoned while out with his friends on Sunday. According to a previous report, the singer was rushed to the hospital following the incident, where he was fighting for his life. Photos of the musician in a hospital bed have since gone viral on the internet.
On Twitter, the singer confirmed the occurrence, and in what could be considered good news for his fans who had expressed concern, he stated that he was doing well.
He wrote: “Thanks for all the calls, Prayers and messages… Man is finally Getting Better. With Love ❤️ #ClassicalArmy.”
Thanks for all the calls, Prayers and messages… Man is finally Getting Better. With Love ❤️ #ClassicalArmy pic.twitter.com/QWE1Ur9drV — T-Classic (@Tclassic_MNE) April 24, 2022

Ex-BbNaija Star Tega Dominic just posted a cryptic post on her Instastory as she tells fans that they should not be fooled by men who praise their women and show off their public display of affection (PDA) on their social media pages as she claims that 70% of them abuse their women.
And she also apologized to the women that she doesn't know what they are going through but they deserve better.

She said, and I quote, “Don't be fooled by the captions when you see them serenade their women, 70% of them Literally abuses them, the PDA no dey reach house. Sorry o my gender, after all what do I know but just know you deserve better.”

Check out the screenshot of her full post below.

MISS FAITH ODUNSI CROWNED "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" OF NIGERIA AND BEST IN THE WORLD.

The national mathematics centre of Nigeria (NMC) has crowned Miss Faith Odunsi of Ambassador College, Otta in Ogun State Nigeria as "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" for her outstanding performance in the National Olympiads Competition.

Miss Faith Odunsi solved 19 mathematics questions in 60 seconds, and became the best girl in mathematics competition.
26 students of both senior and junior secondary Schools across the country were also given awards in different categories in mathematics science.

Miss Faith Odunsi, 15 years old represented Nigeria at the Global Mathematics Competition, beats China, United States of America, United Kingdom and others and became the world best mathematics student .

Congratulations Miss Faith Odunsi.

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He said he was instructed by God to wear ladies heels.

Angry people everywhere

Popular musician, Laycon Agbeleshe, receives uncensored curses from a Uber driver following an unexpected circumstance.
The BBNaija ex-housemate had ordered the service of a cab-hailing platform where he arranged with a driver to pick him.
According to Laycon, his phone ran out of battery, and was forced to cancel the cab trip before the driver made it down.

The Uber driver who had driven for almost an hour to get to the location lost his cool.
The ‘hip-hop reggae’ crooner was left with the option of making peace with the driver as he requested his bank details.

See a snapshot of the interaction below;

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Well-known Nigerian actor and filmmaker,
Egwu Azubuike Michael, also known as
Zubby Michael, has triggered a lot of
reactions from fans with the latest photos
he posted with Comedian Basket Mouth on
his verified Instagram page a few
moments ago.

Zubby Michael, who is well known for his
ability to interpret bad boys' roles
effortlessly in movies, recently garnered
reactions after he was pictured on an
action movie set with ace comedian Bright
Okpocha, aka Basket Mouth, for the first
time with riffles and a bullet-proof jacket.

As expected, immediately after the photos
surfaced online, their fans and admirers
trooped into the comment section en
masse to express their reactions from
different perspectives.

This life sha.
Met an Ijaw man in Portharcourt last
night, he said I should call him “GW”.
When I asked for his real name he
brought out his PVC and I saw his real
name was “Good Weekend”. I felt a
little guilty that I shouldn’t have
continued pressing for his “real
name”.

Like the indigenous Parents of Ijaw,
Bonny, Opobo and other communities
along the Riverines of Niger Delta, scan
through Newspaper pages and choose
a random phrase or word for their
babies.

It is kinda weird for a father to name
his new born baby:
– Yesterday
– Understanding
– Martins Yellow
– Send off
– Forward
– Government
– Fine Morning
– Lucky day
– National
– Peter side
– Holy son
– Boy loaf
– Knowledge
– Magnify (the Lord)
– Long Pepple

Whether unbelievable or ridiculous,
these are baby names on some
people's Certificates and ID Cards in
states like Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta.


What Is The Weirdest Human
Names You Ever Heard?

A few days ago, the All Progressives
Congress (APC) pegged its presidential
nomination form at N100 million. However,
this decision, which was taken at the
National Executive Meeting of the party,
has in a few days, generated a lot of
reactions from Nigerians, especially social
media users.

As it seems, a lot of social media users
bemoaned this development by noting that
it was one of the reasons why politicians
embezzled funds when they're eventually
elected into office. Notwithstanding, some
Nigerians have a quite different view, one
of which was expressed by Zara Gift
Onyinye and some reactions to her recent
Facebook posts.

Zara Gift Onyinye is an All Progressives
Congress (APC) media personnel and
staunch supporter of the present
government in Nigeria, drawn from her
Twitter profile.

Some hours ago, Zara took to her
Facebook page to express how jokingly
she sees the many reactions to APC's
N100 million presidential nomination forms.
In a series of posts on her Facebook
handle, Zara described some Nigerian
youths complaining about the price of the
forms as jokers.

According to her, it was hypocrisy that
these youths could sponsor protests and
raise money for their favourite celebrities
to take care of themselves, but they keep
complaining about the price of forms. She
wrote thus:
“Those who raised over 200m within 24hr
for Davido &raised over 50m to buy Benz
for Tacha of BBN are complaining over
100m APC form”.

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His name is Abubakar Alkali,one of the pilot of the ill-fated crashed NAF aircraft.

Investigation should commence immediately on the cause if the crash.

Too many air crash in Nigeria.

One of the officers of the Nigerian Air
Force (NAF) killed in a plane crash has
been identified as Flight Lt Abubakar
Alkali.
The trainer aircraft crashed in Kaduna
State on Tuesday evening, April 19, with
two pilots on board.

The aircraft said to be a Super Mushak,
reportedly crashed inside a NAF facility
while on a training mission.

Family of the deceased pilot announced
the sad development in a statement signed
by Alhaji Sule Dauda.

The statement disclosed that the officer
has been buried according to Islamic rite at
NAF base Central Mosque, Kaduna on
Tuesday evening.

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Young man weds his American lover in Akwa Ibom (Photos) One Bright Cletus Essien from Akwa Ibom State has married an engineer from Michigan, United States of America. According to the invite, Essien and his lover, Jacklynn Anne Hunt got married at Divine Dominion Covenant Church of God, Obio Ibiono in Ibiono Ibom Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom on Sunday, April 17.

PHOTOS: 40-year-old Ibadan-based Muslim cleric Olasupo Afeez Akinola declares to contest the 2023 presidential election on the platform of the All Progressives Congress (APC).
Olasupo claimed that God directed him to contest, saying Nigerians are in abject poverty, necessitating the emergence of a god- fearing leader.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Quick one; Was Hisbah in existence then?

Hisbah was established during Former governor Ibarahim Shekarau's tenure

A throwback picture of Police officers in Kano state.

Sniper04:
Are you in any way related to Pavlov

Who is Pavlov?

I am beginning to salivate

But the bank’s Easter message was deemed distasteful and it generated outrage and outright condemnation. Many Nigerians on social media called out the bank, labelling the message as ‘insensitive’, ‘distasteful’, ‘mockery’, and demanding an immediate apology from Sterling Bank.
One of the many Nigerians @olajacs tweeted, “Dear Sterling Bank, it is not funny comparing the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ, the basis for our faith as Christians to Agege bread. That’s so insensitive”.
Another, angry Nigerian Duchess Adedoyin said, “This is such a distasteful mail to receive from Sterling Bank on Easter Sunday.
“That is a mail that the Bank needs to quickly recall and apologize to everyone that received it. Comparing the resurrection of Jesus to Agege bread…”.
Also, @AbubeGary expressed disapproval at the Sterling Bank’s message, “What a humiliating way to insult our Lord Jesus Christ. An institution like Sterling bank? Pity”
Sodji Adeleke Abraham in his angry tweets called on the Christian associations to take up the matter with the bank. “Christian Association of Nigeria, PFN, and other Christians should take this up. Coming from a bank that practices Islamic banking is totally unacceptable. “We demand an apology for this mockery.”
Sterling Bank was also getting bashed on Facebook, ” This is the most offensive post and senseless. I got this as an Easter greeting from this bank. Sterling bank you are going down except you respect what should be respected and fear what should be feared…,” said Gold Anuli on her page.
Joshua Falade in a lengthy post also condemned the message from the bank.
Part of the post read, “Like Agege Bread, He Rose: What a Disparage Comparison of Christ’s Resurrection By Sterling Bank! “The peak of aberration, dumbness, and disparage is Sterling Bank’s cheers about Christ’s resurrection this morning- LIKE AGEGE BREAD, HE ROSE! “I am disturbed at the depth of ineptitude, shoddiness, and insensitivity of a brand that counts on the patronage of the public, among whom are Christians to keep afloat to make such a grave and dangerous comparison. “While it is needless to fight on behalf of our own God as Christians and His Son who died for the ransom of the entirety of human race(God can defend Himself), Sterling Bank and motleys of individuals who have reduced Christ’s resurrection to a rise of a dough of bread often raised with yeast and bromide (a substance that is dangerous for consumption)need be reminded that they erred grossly in their comparison. Christ’s resurrection differs greatly from the rising of Agege bread. “We await SB to atone for her error by withdrawing that wishes with an immediate effect. Making a public apology may be necessary to salvage the damages she has done already to her brand. Other corporate brands may need to learn to avoid stoking an ember of crisis in a country already polarized by religion to avoid making light of some religious tenets that the adherents hold in high esteem. “Of course, if these wishes were made innocently to some other religions, by now, SB and whosoever make that mistake would be counting their losses. This will be too grave and must be avoided!” Another Nigerian Tanko Lami also expressed vexation on her page, “Sterling Bank Easter copy said “Like Agege, He rose” “Whether copy, creative or technical writing, this is an ugly sense of humour laced badly with disrespect to their customer’s faith. “This is a Bank! A Bank! An industry that is supposed to welcome everyone. Everyone including an slowpoke is your customer as long as he can afford to open an account… But you choose to personify Christ to Agege bread. “Nawaoh if you see the humor, please let me know.” Many also said that this is a mail that the bank needs to quickly recall and apologise to everyone that received it.

Amen

His name is Usman Aminu also known as Usman Gezawa of Daurayi Unguwar Amare Kano State. He's been missing for the past 4days now.
Last seen location was his house where he told his wife he's going to his business place.

If seen please contact 07037711400 or 07038586186 or sabuwarduniyatv@gmail.com or the nearest police station.

Please share to other groups.

Lalasticlala please move to FP for a wider audience.

honeric01 , semid4lyfe lalasticlala

Katsina united team bus was attacked by angry Kano pillars fans today after both team played a goalless draw 0-0.

Some of the player's phones were snatched by the angry fans.

Kano pillars were allowed to return to their home ground after more than 2years of playing home games away from Kano by the LMC just this week.

CaptainAyub:
Who is more tribal in Nigeria than Yorubas? Even hausa/Fulani are better than you in that respect..

The hatred for Yorubas will eventually kill you