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Na Iya basira beans and bread u chop?

Above is the official portrait of the
Governor-elect of Sokoto state, Hon.
Aminu Waziri Tambuwal...

Had it been am a movie
producer.Mehn I don hammer b dat
oo.If this fuel scarcity were to be a
Movie, what title would be
appropriate?

Mine are:
Save the last fuel,
Things we do for fuel,
Game of fuel,The struggle for fuel,
Fuel Crisis or Bring Back Our Fuel.


Feel free to add yours.....

Fuel Crisis or Bring Back Our Fuel.

1) My compound is noiseless
because 'I
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
:
2) Wives are happy because
husbands
who like hanging out are now staying
at home with the family because
drinks
outside are not cold and no fuel to
drive out.
:
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Telemundo/
Zee
world. Chai!
:
4) Kids are reading there books since
watching TV needs fuel.
:
5) No more conjection in network
since many peoples phones are off.
:
6) Browsing & downloading is
fast...no one wants browsing to kill
his or her battery.
:
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
:
9) There are no more hold up (trafic
jams) on our roads because many
people have packed their cars.
:
10) There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz..
:
11) U even know its true...that u wia
reading dis so fast so u cud log out
b4 ur battery goes off that u didnt
even notice that there is no number 8.
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Now u just found out and u are
smiling.

Since there is no electricity and no fuel to power on my generator.So I want to show you how have been charging my phone.

More photos

Michael & Edna Ayibaemi, sent these
photos in and said they are trekking
from Warri to Otuoke in Bayelsa State
in honour of President Jonathan.
Michael said he was supposed to go
alone but this morning, his wife who
just gave birth 25 days ago, decided
to join him with their baby. See more
photos of the couple on their journey
to Bayelsa below...

1) Many compound re so noiseless
because 'I pass my neighbour'
generators are on sabbatical leave.
:
2) Wives are happy because
husbands who like hanging out are
now staying at home with the family
because drinks outside are not cold
and no fuel to evn drive out.
:
3) All the housewives are cooking
good food because no more
Telemundo/Zee world.
:
:
Chai!!...laugh
jarey...No matter what. ..Life too
sweet....I'm alife.

I can sense d hunger for a white dicck.
Black is better, inshort BEST..

CC:Justwise, DisGuy

Am also a victim of this too...Bt children of nowadays are defensive n wiser and wont even take the food even if you force-feed them(e.g my 3 month old cousin).I always love to be around anytime he's gonna b fed cos of the drama dat always ensue between him n his mum.

This is a JSS 2 classroom at
Oginigba secondary school in Trans
Amadi, Port Harcourt.

Unfortunately, some African mothers
still force-feed their children this way.

This practice - I think - needs to be
phased out or what do you think?

Top 10 Safest Countries in Africa are
as follows:

1. Botswana
Botswana is undoubtedly one of the
countries perceived to be most safe in
the continent. This country located in
the southern part of Africa has
consistently enjoyed good publicity.
Positive aspects of the country
include a good infrastructure,
political stability, stable currency,
and much more. In addition, its
strong judicial system always makes
certain that rights and freedoms are
fully protected.

2. Namibia
It seems the safety wave is
concentrated in the Southern part
considering that Namibia neighbors
Botswana. The country has indeed
come a long way when it comes to
matters of safety. A few decades ago,
the country was nowhere near the top
ten list. However, political will and
good governance turned this around
thus making it a haven of peace.

3. Seychelles
For a long time, Seychelles has
always enjoyed peace. Rarely will
bad stories be written about the
country. There are several reasons
that make the African state safe and
peaceful. These include; well
organized judicial system, strong
adherence to human rights and
freedom, cordial relationship between
the citizens and the government and
more.

4. Cote D’Ivoire
When Cote Divoire also known as
Ivory Coast is mentioned, one thing
comes to mind, Cocoa. Besides
priding itself in being the largest
producer of cocoa beans globally,
Ivory Coast boasts of being one of the
safest countries in Africa . This
always comes as a shock to many
people considering it is surrounded by
countries that are constantly
experiencing instability.

5. Tanzania
Tanzania is the only country from the
East African region to make it to the
list of the top 10 safest countries in
Africa. The large country attributes its
safeness to the “ujamaa” mentality
that is rife in the country. The Swahili
term “ujamaa” simply means
communism.It is all about caring and
showing concern for your neighbour.

6. Malawi
Malawi hasn’t always been
considered amongst the safe
countries in Africa. In fact, more than
a decade ago, it was experiencing
some social, political as well as
economic instability. This was
pegged on the failing economy,
political wrangles and much more.
Fortunately, the economic turnaround
improved the countries prospects
further making the country quite safe.

7. Ethiopia
Ethiopia will always hold a special
place in history. Many people came
to know of the country due to extreme
famine, drought, and poverty. This
led to the whole world joining hands
to assist the country. Well, three
decades later, the country is not only
among the top 10 food secure
countries in Africa, but also one of the
safest.

8. Morocco
Morocco is the only country from
northern part of Africa to make it to
the list of safest countries in the
continent. Besides being surrounded
by countries well known for
rebellions, Morocco has continued to
remain peaceful and safe for many
years. This is achieved as a result of
good governance, well established
policies and also effective community
policing.

9. Rwanda
Rwanda came into the spotlight
following the genocide that took place
several years. This marked one of the
darkest moments not only in Africa’s
history, but also the whole world.
Slowly, the country continues to heal
and move on. Some of the glad
tidings that have come from the new
Rwanda are peace, improved security
and safety.

10. Gambia
Although it is not talked about so
much, Gambia is actually ranked as
one the safest countries not only in
West Africa, but also in Africa. The
people are generally friendly and
quite hospitable, the systems work in
the country, and you can walk in the
late of the night feeling safe and
secure.
Like many other regions globally,
Africa is also struggling when it
comes to safety. This is driven by
rising cost of living, shaky economy,
poverty and unemployment.
Fortunately, the countries featured on
the Top 10 Safest Countries in Africa
bring a sigh of relief in regard to
feeling safe while in africa. The
mentioned countries will certainly
make a trip to the continent
worthwhile.

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Source: answersafrica.com/safest-countries-africa.html

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Cc:Lalasticlala

The ceiling of the girls hostel at the
NYSC Imo State camp caved in today
on one of the bunks and there was a
girl on the bed, thankfully she
narrowly escaped. The girls also
claim there are snakes in the hostels,
the ceilings are leaking, bathroom
and toilets are bad. Choi!
Just this morning a snake was killed
in front of the hostel and a python
was killed in another hostel
yesterday. Our lives are at stake here.
The living condition in this camp is
extremely bad. Imo state government
and the federal government need to
do something about this." a girl from
the camp told LIB. See more photos
below...

Laila's eyes and ears were busy
minding their business and reading
the word of God when a strange North
East wind from the lucid grapevine
blew some hot gist about Sylvia and
Dangote over.

Now lets start from the very
beginning...
Earlier this week, the internet was
agog with reports that former beauty
queen Sylvia Nduka, was gearing up
to get hitched to Africa’s richest man,
billionaire Aliko Dangote.
The reports are true as Sylvia was
actually a share holder in Dangote's
Harem. She travels to any country in
the world on his luxury private jet.
Gets pampered in some of the most
exotic hotels and locations in the
world. pricey designer labels (bags,
shoes, clothes), good measures,
pressed down, shaken together and
running over, was what Dangote
poured into her laps and her closet!
When she realized that the hussle
was tougher than she thought, She
changed her dressing to wearing
Hijabs and Burqua even though she
hates covering up the Islamic way.
But becoming Mrs Dangote no be
beans so she embraced hijabs and
was seen a few weeks back sweating
profusely at a function yet she kept
the hussle on all in a bid to con Aliko
into dumping others and wifing her
up. When that didnt work, she
consulted her beauty queen BFF and
the planning went deeper
.
Sensing that the Oshiomhole/Iara
wedding would be a good season to
pressure Dangote into marriage. The
ex beauty queen acting on the
catastrophic advice of her friend
called Ene, went ahead and leaked
the fake news of an impending
marriage between them. An act that
did not go down well with the very
conservative Dangote who allegedly
warns members of his harem against
publicity. The love struck Sylvia even
went further by adding Aliko
Dangote’s initials to her Instagram
page, calling herself Sylvia Nduka AD.
.
However, she deleted it after news
broke about their not-so-secret
whirlwind romance and Dangote
became angry and would not take her
calls.

An anonymous insider added:
"She wanted to be Mrs Dangote so
bad and she is willing to do anything
but this latest stunt has backfired.
Dude wont pick her call but she is
trying hard and Very soon he will
forgive her because they have
something special and she lied ti him
that she was not behind the leak. The
only problem is that she is just a
small fish considering the calibre of
women who make up the harem. She
stands no chance"

The ill-fated Maxima car Dagrin was
driving when he had a collision has
been abandoned at the Lagos State
University premises.Dagrin collided
with a stationed vehicle in front of
Alakara Police Station in Mushin with
his new Nissan Maxima, on April 14,
2010. He gave up the ghost on April
22, 2010.
A member of the Students’ Union
who spoke to NET revealed that the
car was brought to the school as a
side attraction for the screening of the
late rapper’s biopic, Ghetto Dreamz
produced by Ope Banwo in 2011. A
former Social Director of the Students
Union, Ahmed Jimoh, said Ope
Banwo abandoned the car because he
could not pay the money agreed with
the students’ body.He said.
There was a negotiation between the
student union through my office that
a sum of N20,000 would be paid to
the union’S purse before the film
could be shown, they initially gave
me a cheque which bounced. After
then, I tried communicating with Barr.
Banwo’s people but they didn’t give
me an audience until my tenure
elapsed,‘Since then the car has been
abandoned inside the school even as
I speak with you,’ he added....
The Biopic directed by Stella
Damasus's man Daniel Ademinokan
tanked at the box office. He was
criticized for casting his then wife,
Doris Simeon as Dagrin's love
interest.

Camry 3.0. Y'all better respect! You
go fear na...Lol

The comedian was involved in an
accident last night in Ikoyi. He was
hit by a speeding car at an
intersection. He was rushed to the
hospital and released this morning
after being treated for an eye injury.
He shared a photo of his damaged
car and account of what happened
below...
"Out of hospital, hale and hearty! Just
an injured left eye! Last night was
nearly the end. On my lane jejeli and
this guy Rams into me at an
intersection. Carry my car dump for
side walk like small pikin wey no dey
hear word. I was sure I had been
blinded and broken my hip. First
thoughts were my family, my debtors
of since last year and my jokes wey
some people go just thief! But as
usual, Godwin!!! When your life
flashes before your eyes, it's like that
missed call you never heard ring.

By: Peregrino Brimah

My engineer cousin had called my
brother as he had similarly called me
sometime after Buhari won the
election. He had also told my brother
why he was very interested in moving
back home.
“We can generate electricity from
trash,” my cousin had explained to
my brother. “We can design cheap
H20 generators…” he had said.
My brother, who like me is highly
industrious – we all were the JET
(Junior Engineers and Technicians)
pioneers and representatives of our
secondary schools back in the day –
eagerly relayed the conversation to
me. “What do you feel?” he asked,
enthusiastically. “Don’t you see the
prospects with the opportunity a new
and fair government avails?”
I pricked his bubble. “Our people will
not buy. They will not use.”
I went further to explain:
Nigerians are locked in stagnation
laced with unrelenting and unending,
baseless hope. It is no accident we
have been serially branded the most
hopeful, “e go better,” people on the
planet. Nigerians will sit in darkness
for years, patiently waiting for the
power, “light” to come, rather than
purchasing a simple rechargeable
fan-lamp, talk less an inverter(+/-
solar) system. They will wait for
government water, rather than dig a
well. Colonized!

I went on to cite several other
examples including how my Kanuri
friends from Borno, who I now regard
as my brothers, resigned to me when
I swore at them for being cowards-for
not bearing arms and defending
themselves against Boko Haram but
rather watching as one-by-one their
loved ones were killed by the
cowards. “Yes we are cowards, worse
than chickens,” one had admitted.
It’s the same reason they put thumb
down for Jonathan. They know he
stole tens of billions of dollars that
would have changed their lives
forever, but they are stuck in a state
of pestilential consumptive
obduration. They have gotten so
comfortable believing that so it was,
so it is and so it shall continue to be,
that they are afraid of change, they
even resist it. “Ordinary pencil Nigeria
cannot make,” is more than a mantra,
it is a prescription; a policy.
Do not make it. Do not fix it. Do not
change it. This is Nigeria. Simply say,
“e go better,” and move on. Who do
you think you are? Leave it for the
government to do. Don’t challenge it!
My brother felt quite disappointed.
With a deep sigh, he retired to bed. It
is true.
Source:
m.news24.com/nigeria/MyNews24/Nigerians-do-not-want-progress-20150518

- MyNews24

Rivers Governor, Chibuike Amaechi@
50: “Why my father named me
Rotimi”

Posted by: Online Editor
in News, Politics

By KIKELOMO IWAJOMO

On Wednesday, 27th May 2015, the
Executive Governor of Rivers State,
Rt. (Hon.) Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi
will turn 50. To usher him into the
golden-age club, a series of activities
have been lined up in his honour. One
of the big events is the launch of the
book – Dynamics of Change: The
Amaechi Years – edited by his former
lecturer, Dr. Chidi Amuta, and Dr.
Yemi Ogunbiyi. The well-written book
was presented on Thursday, 14th
May 2015 in Lagos at the Civic
Centre.

Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi
was born in Ubima, Ikwerre Local
Government Area of Rivers State on
27th May, 1965 to late elder Fidelis
Amaechi and his loving wife Mrs.
Mary Amaechi. The young Chibuike
started his educational life at St.
Theresa’s Primary school from 1970
to 1976, where he passed his first
school leaving certificate, after which
he proceeded to Government
Secondary School Okolobiri in 1977,
finishing and earning his West African
School Certificate in 1982. The lure to
improve his lot amongst his peers
took him to the University of Port
Harcourt in 1983, where he graduated
with an honours degree in English
Studies and Literature in 1987. In a
recent interview with City People,
Amaechi spoke on his life at 50 and
why his father named him Rotimi.
According to him, he was named
Rotimi because his father wanted
him to be a lawyer like late legal
icon,Chief FRA Williams, SAN.

This is my own interpretation of this photo:

Pro Osinbajo-"Sir na u tell Doyin Okupe to kneel
down for outside?"

GMB- Yes,abi u dey surprised?

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Let's see your own interpretation of the photo.

Here’s Aliko Dangote with Sunusi
Dantata, Alhassan Dantata and
Mallam Alin Kumasi, back in the day
when things weren’t that juicy. But
all that is now history, today he is the
main man running the show…

This man badly beaten was arrested
in VGC this evening. According to the
story by a KD BLOG reader, a driver
connived with three men to kidnap
his boss, the owner of Victoria Water
Services from the airport but
fortunately traffic foiled their plans.
The lady they almost kidnapped
narrated how she had called her
driver to pick her from the airport, and
she was surprised when some men
entered from the back when the doors
were supposed to be locked. Continue
to read the story and see more photos
of the man caught below...
As they were driving towards Aja,
they found themselves in traffic and
as the driver tried to reverse, it hit
another car and that was when the
woman opened the door and jumped
from the vehicle and started
screaming that they were trying to
kidnap her.
People chased the car and managed
to pull one of the criminals from the
car... and of course they beat him up
(the one pictured) and handed him to
the police at VGC. Other criminals are
presently at large..
:

www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/05/graphic-photos-kidnapper-nabbed-in-vgc.html?m=1

Cherubim&Seraphim N/P school 1998-2003,Muslim community college 2003-2009 and Kano State Polytechnic presently..