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They were spotted at Tiwa Savage’s
baby shower today.

Na original nt adulterated gallax wey dem dey do now..

Check out the hairstyles!
Fashionistas!

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SeeMeSeeNigeria

ibkgab001:
Amzee and daughter

Abeg no kill me wit laff

What would you call guys like this?

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This actually happened in Ghana
today. But after Jane tweeted it, some
Nigerians went in on her, saying she
was childish for refusing to give out
her number.
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A Jordanian woman claims a doctor
left his mobile phone in her abdomen
after delivering her baby by Caesarean
section.

Hanan Mahmoud Abdul Karim, 36,
was admitted to a private hospital in
Amman, Jordan, for the operation on
April 24th this year.

She claims that during the procedure,
the doctor left his mobile phone in her
abdomen,Gulf News reports.
Her mother, Majeda Abdul Hamid,
told local media that her daughter
gave birth to a 4.8kg boy (10.5 lbs)
and as all appeared to be well, she
was sent home from hospital.

But later, she claims her family
noticed her stomach vibrating and
she began suffering terrible pain.

“My daughter suffered serious pains
and could not move,’ the mother is
quoted as saying.
“I brought her back to the hospital
where she was treated but nothing
was done for her.”

Hanan was then allegedly rushed to
the casualty department of Al Bashir
public hospital, where X-rays
revealed there was a foreign object in
her abdomen, Daily Mail reports.
She claims surgeons quickly operated
to remove the phone.
Her case was brought up in the
Jordanian parliament, where
parliament member Salim Al
Bataynah called on the Jordanian
government to resign as a result of
the scandal.
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www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/05/shocker-doctor-forgets-phone-inside.html?m=1

Lord have mercy!
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Orovboni

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HEALTH IS WEALTH

President-elect,
Muhammadu Buhari has
warned Nigerians against
expecting too many
changes too soon as his
emergence as president
came at “the wrong time” .
PREMIUM TIMES reports
that Buhari issued the
warning while received a
delegation of Northern
elders led by Maitama
Sule.
''You know that we used to
have Nigerian Airways,
Nigeria National Shipping
Line and Nigeria Railways.
Where are they now? Where
is the infrastructure?. Now
we have invariably
inherited all the problems,
especially in the north east.
I am sure that you have
heard about or seen the
children recovered from
Sambisa forest. Only the
children and women are
remaining while all the
able-bodied men have
been gotten rid of
somehow. Some have been
taken to as far as
Adamawa state to be
resettled. A generation has
been denied education and
health care. Infrastructure
has gone.
''You can imagine what is
happening in the high seas
where up to 400,000
barrels of crude oil which
we rely on is stolen
everyday with the full
cooperation of those who
are supposed to protect
it.The price of oil has gone
down and 90 percent of the
foreign exchange we rely
on comes from that.
''So, you have to convince
your constituencies that we
have virtually arrived at the
wrong time and that they
have to temper their
expectation with some
justice towards the
leadership'',Buhari said.
#Buhari

1.I travel for over six days….as I just
enta
town….see wetin one boy ask me ‘”
”are uback”””‘ I was like ””no, I’m
front”
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2.My guy see twins come dey ask
me; o boy na
twins be this?
Ans: no...oh dey do picmix.
:
3.I was watching football nd a friend
came
and said
‘guy u dey watch ball’ well i tell am
say i Am watching Presidential
election result.
:
4.This one na question wey ppl dey
ask me
every morning:::
Am like-good morning Sir!
He's like morning, you don wake?
Am like -no , I still dey sleep
:
5.I called my ex….nd she said did u
jus call my phone number ?
I was lik no.oh, I Am calling ur
mum's number and
u're receiving her call. Why?
:
6.My guy ask me were I was and I
told him am in bank, he said Wat is
happening there?
I said nothing.ooh
I'm uprooting cassava for my parent
in the bank.
:
7.Opening the gates to drive out and
my
Sister asks me. U dey comot?
No, na me
be the new gateman.
:
8.I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me
na film u dey watch
nooO I dey worship TV.
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9.Seeing me eating indomie u com
ask na
Wetin u dey chop?
Am eating ur Intestine.
:
10.U see gen dey on still dey ask una
on gen?
NooO, na gen on us, com plug ur
charger
For my nose.
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11. My guy saw me, and he foolishly
ask me
guy na you be that??.
I was like no o na my
Grand father when he was young.
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12. A game freak was passionately
tapping his PSP n his galfrnd said. U
dey play game? Him
reply wit anger...
I dey practice how 2 press Leg.
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13.I mistakenly cut my thumb wit
razor n my
frnd asks... Why u come cut urself
na?
I say my
blood too mch I wan reduce am
IDIOT!
:
14. Me and my frnd dey argue him
com say u dey talk 2 me,
I say nooO I dey talk to the spirit of ur
ancesstors .
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15. Abeg make una no vex ooO
Abeg na Nairaland
be this?

A graduate of computer science,
Valentine Jegede, has gone
missing on the way to his
hometown in Kanji, Niger State,
after collecting his Bachelor of
Science degree certificate.
It was learnt that the 27-year-old
man had left Kanji on April 28 to
collect his result at the North
American University, Cotonou,
Benin Republic in preparation for
the National Youth Service Corps
exercise.
PUNCH Metro learnt that he was
billed to go to the orientation
camp of the corps on Tuesday in
Cross River State, where he was
posted.
Our correspondent gathered that
on his way back from the school,
he stopped by in Lagos and
passed the night at his friend’s
house in Ijede, Ikorodu. He
reportedly left for Kanji around
9am on Monday.
The father, Oluwaseun, said his
son called him when he was at a
motor park, informing him that
he was in a bus en route to
Kanji. He added that he had been
basking in excitement and
waiting for his son’s arrival to
celebrate the result.
He said, “He told me on the
phone that he was at a motor
park and that the bus would soon
take off.
“One hour later, I tried to get
across to him, but his line
indicated that it was not
reachable. I became confused
when it was evening and I did
not hear from him.
“I called his friend’s mother,
but she was confused too. We
have been in darkness since
then. We have no idea of where
he could have gone to. I just
pray he is safe wherever he
may be. I jubilated when he
informed me that he had
collected his result and I
promised him a special
celebration. He was preparing
for his NYSC. The family is in
deep sorrow now. Her mother
has been crying.”
Valentine’s mother, Ronke
Jegede, who also spoke with
PUNCH Metro, appealed to the
public to avail the family of any
information that could lead to
her son’s whereabouts. She
described him as God-fearing
and obedient.
“He is my first son and they are
only two. Please pray along
with us for Valentine to come
back home safe. I believe it is
not big for God to do. He is
gentle and God-fearing.”

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today

You cant fake this. The love
between Alicia Keys and
husband Swizz Beatz is
awesome.

Stunned customs officials
scanned a small item of luggage
and found a young boy hidden
inside.

X-ray images capture the
moment the youngster was
caught on camera tucked up in
the trolley suitcase as he tried to
get into Spain.

The luggage belonged to a 19-
year-old woman who police
became suspicious of after
noticing she was becoming
nervous.

They pulled her to one side and,
believing she may have been
smuggling drugs, scanned her
luggage – only to find something
much more shocking.
An outline of a young boy was
clearly seen and officers
immediately opened the bad and
pulled out an eight-year-old boy.
A spokesman for the Civil Guard
said:

“This could have had a
tragic end.”

The boy stuck his head out of the
suitcase and said, in French,
“hello, my name is Abou.”
Police are now investigating the
circumstances of the strange
incident but have already
arrested a man from Costa de
Marfil on the Ivory Coast who
was found to be the boy’s father.

He tried to get through the
same checkpoint about an hour
and a half later, saying he lived
in the Canary Islands.It is
believed the woman was acting
as a carrier for a substantial
fee.
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Late Amaka Igwe’s daughter, Ruby
Igwe has openly taken to her
Facebook page where he told
Nigerian richest man, and ofcourse
African richest to please invest in
Nigerian football instead of buying
Arsenal. Below is what Ruby wrote on
her Facebook page…. Do read;
Dear Mr. Dangote. Of course you
should buy the Gunners. It’s a sound
investment to invest in football, I
think financially. And of course in
terms of reputation, having a stake in
a club is epic. And of course you have
the cash. That’s indisputable.
However, I have two propositions for
you. Please buy Manchester United
instead. Just because. If you don’t
want to, that’s fine. But if you have
change, after the Gunners, invest in
the football in Nigeria. I can assure
you that it’s not only in the UEFA
Champions League, or the English
Premier League, or La Liga, or
Bundesliga, that you will find good
soccer. What these leagues have in
common is solid financial backing,
and solid infrastructure.
They have created an internationally
celebrated, culturally appreciated,
economically viable system. As such,
I find solace in my red Man Utd shirt.
I watch David de Gea‘s saves in awe,
and I want very much to go to Old
Trafford. I feast on the history and the
statistics that I find about George
Best and Alex Ferguson and David
Beckham, and I can’t count how
many times Manchester United has
broken my heart. I digress. If you
invest in the football in Nigeria,
maybe people will feel the way they
feel about Chelsea, Arsenal,
Manchester City and Manchester
United; about Enyimba. Maybe my
mates will make good money playing
for Nigeria’s local and national
teams. Maybe watching football and
sports live in Lagos and Lafia will
become a favourite past time.
Maybe we will know more Nigerian players by name
and not because of what non-national club they
play for. Maybe there won’t be that much traffic
every time in Lagos because the stadiums will be
packed full. Maybe the clothing and manufacturing
industries will be revived by making jerseys and
other memorabilia. Maybe students can find modes
of expression and survival in sports in general,
instead of trying to conform to what they are not. So
Sir. Please do Nigeria a favour and invest in the
infrastructure of our football. Invest in change. Don’t
just donate, in case it becomes pocket-oriented.
Don’t make a local investment. Go hard. Go
national. Consult people, including football fanatics,
and layout a battle plan. Invest in our football and
follow your investment until you see the sizeable
returns that can and will actualize. Invest in
generations to come. Nigeria will thank you.

A screen grab from a video posted on social media.
Couldn't help but notice the Versace couch.

They'll b lyk "wat da Bleep". : : : : : : : : Oserheimen iyaff kill me.

Godmother:
This is just a saying, dude. I don't think it really happens like this.

It happens like that to every girl in Facebook whether ugly or fine.

A House of Representatives member-
elect, Abdullahi Gaya, from
Kano State, on Monday asked the in-
coming administration of
Muhammadu Buhari to slash the
wages and allowances of the
Presidency and National Assembly by
50 per cent.
Mr. Gaya, who spoke to journalists at
his residence in Kano, said
the reduction in salaries would cater
for the nation’s capital
expenditure.
Until his election as a legislator, Mr.
Gaya was the Commissioner
of Finance in Kano state.
“In my opinion I think it will be better
for all the elected
representatives, beginning from Mr.
President to members of
parliament, to Ministers, to other
Advisors and special assistants,
to agree that what we will be
receiving is slashed to 50 per cent,”
he said.
Mr. Gaya, who will represent Gaya/
Ajing/Albasu federal
constituency, said Nigerian leaders
need to reduce their expenses
for the country to have positive
changes.
“Since we believe the country needs
positive change we should
therefore accept it as such. The slash
in the expenses should
continue till when our dear nation
gets to execute capital projects.
May be from the time we were
inaugurated to another two years,”
he said.
His call came days after a Senator-
elect, Dino Melaye, pledged to
lead a campaign for the reduction of
Nigeria’s federal lawmakers,
who are ranked the highest paid
legislators in the world.
Mr. Melaye also said the government
should use the funds realized
from pay cut to develop the nation.

True or False?

Tonto Dikeh posted this and in her
words..""Oooo madam u can fall sick
under d rain I wouldn't care,U ain't
coming into no damn car.. Lmao
I believe if your man is truly your
man,you shouldn't be scared of some
lady with a big butt snatching
him..lol ..So, I''ll tell him to give her a
lift!
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Whats your take on this?

There is a new number plate hijacking trend. Hi-jackers follow you to a parking lot, after you leave your vehicle, they remove your number plate and wait. When u come back and drive off, they follow you. They then overtake you, displaying your number plate out of their window as if if you just lost it and they want to give it back to you.
When you stop to get your number plate back, guns come out and they take the car. Maybe even take you and your car. It's a very well rehearsed and organised plan and everything happens very quickly. Other motorists may not be aware whats happening as you stopped the car yourself. Pls alert others to this danger!!! Don't keep this news. Spread it.
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Please be Vigilant n shine your eye.

The photo below shows actress Didi
Ekanem and her cab man. The
reason why the two got down from
their cab is unknown.
If you look
clearly you will see the the cab man
was adjusting his trouser. And the
actress is shooting out her backside
and smiling.
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Is it that she just received the long
thing and she really love it? You be
the judge. Share your comment
below.

I go come bk com comment

[quote author=42n8dzydoo post=33361638]Does the real owner have no use for the certificate? Cos two heads cant use the same result with the same certificate no.
The ownner is not using it for now.

Please advice my friend.

He met a friend of the same name on
Facebook where he sent a friend request to him and he
accepted him.
They began to chat as
friends and the next thing he requested was
my friend's O'level result...saying he has written
jamb for several times and he has not
been given admission due to the
deficiency he have on his result.
So he's
now begging my friend to give him his result
since their names are the same to
complete the registration.

Should he
give him

On inspection:

Kano state governor Engr Dr Rabi’u
Kwankwaso today (Saturday)
Visits the Borno Orphans Model
Boarding Primary
School in Kano city.

The school was constructed by the
government of Kano
state under its Special Intervention
Progamme for the
orphaned children affected by the
insurgency in Borno, Yobe
and Adamawa states.

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There's serious fight happening at the
Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja this
night after Aero Contractors canceled
a flight from Abuja to Lagos after a 3-
hour delay. The flight was slated for
6pm this evening, but Aero
contractors canceled the flight at
9:05pm. Immediately passengers
heard the news, they mobbed Aero
contractors' staff, destroyed their
printers and other properties. Aero
staff, including luggage attendants
ran for their dear lives.
Passengers say they are now
stranded at the airport. Above is a
photo from the scene. And that's
blood. See more photos below...

Lie-lie government..