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Starz825:
oga rest football just decided to be football


same croatia wey nak turkey 2-0 for turkey dormot ....few months back...


turkey wey japan beat like idiot last month na him u dey yarn....

football is unpredictable...that's all

You rest too.
But you can easily predict man united can beat Burnley.
That Croatia game just get uncertainty, it's why I avoided it.
Btw Japan don beat germany twice now, Japan nor be small team again.
If you de analyse games you for easily know that info.

One girl tell me say no sex till wedding day, I was like, are you serious? Are you a virgin? She said no.
And I have really wanted to take the relationship serious,
So I told her, I can't foot ur bills if no sex, that after wedding I can pay her bills.
She end the relationship.

Johnholt909:
Yes, you're absolutely right. I placed both teams over 0.5 goals and it got in but unfortunately, Spain and Scotland did not get over 2.5 goals. But I won over 140k last week. I now focuse on winning a huge jackpot. Football is life.

Today. Japan and Canada will end over 2.5 goals.

U are very correct, I won yesterday, though it's one k on 5 odds, I just won again today, same one k on 5 odds, as a football pundit, please stake money you can afford to lose and forget easily.

PreSiDentey:
Nigerian girls can be so dump. Let me share a recent experience with one of them.
This particular girl who happens to be my ex has been staying with me for the past few weeks.....she just got a job in my location and explained to me how she needed to stay with me for a few days . Based on her antecedent, I accepted and she moved in. I treated her well the day she came and during nightfall , I made attempt to smooch but she kept rejecting my advances. Countless times, I've heard her making amorous calls with different men; suggesting she was never celibate and she would swear to me in my presence that she would never have s*x with me again.
The situation continues for few more days and I decided to change it for her.
I started by not offering her food like I always do, I eat out and shows no concern about her.
One day, I picked a few clothes and left for a friend's place, switch off my phone and she doesn't have the key. Two days straight.
I came back home on Saturday morning, lied to her and gave her a spare key which she collected.
I went to watch Arsenal Vs Manchester city last weekend and came back to discovered she had left .
She didn't drop any notice and up till this moment, she has not say anything.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I get one ex too like that, she say she don repent, say no knacking again.
But I always de suspect am, other girls wey fine pass am full ground, so I nor come too bother am again.

If you be football analyst, you go know say turkey nor easy team to beat, with the kind squad they possess now, I saw the match yesterday and I totally ignored it.
Croatia currently get players wey don de old.

Nigeria greatest president ever

I dedicate p square " reason with me" to you alone.

Go work on urself men

No 9 turns me on, my girl just slowly gets her hand inside my boxers, and I'm like she needs it badly this early morning.

Serve yourselves politicians.
God I hate this country, is this really the country I pledged allegiance to.

Africa my Africa.
I remember the Nigeria elections like yesterday where we saw ballot boxes being destroyed, ballot papers which electorates put their thumbs print on LP logo being scattered and not counted.

Isn't that a coup on free and fair elections.
Mc oluomu threatening ibos on who they should vote for.

Everything has karma, I am watching and hopeful.

I watch TV on my phone, from news to sports, all live streaming.

It's very reliable cause I can afford up to 30gb data monthly and I have a 30000mah power bank.

No wahala.

Ayomide11111:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This dude wouldn't killed me off😂😂😂😂

I laughed my belly tear sef

Modular refinery nko

E go cast,
Y dem nor do am before 2023 election.
Surely they must have known that if they merge together before 2023 election they will be victorious, no matter the rigging of APC

She nor really love you.
Girl wey love you eh, nor go let you rest, in my life I have dated two of them.
Dem go simp for you.....walai

Buhari may be bad but he never looked for war, or provoke anyone to war, or brought war on us.
Even when ipob were performing sit at home order, he never said pim true true I don de miss am

Not easy at all at this age of technology,
Unless you are an introvert, meaning no friends or chatty talk with family who may give you juicy stories.

U go just de operate phone then wham you may see a picture of sex, big ass lady, trust internet for that.

Ur write up is trash, I couldn't understand everything you typed there, instead of you to invest in yourself, so you can upgrade ur life and ur writing improved, u chose woman, l don't care what happens to you. It's ur pot of soup, na only you cook am yourself.

fyzaila:
If you don't kill fornication, fornication will kill you. The day you start furnicating, that day you have use your hand to sign your death warrant.

Politicians and celebrities nko, every thing will cast one day, even this planet earth.

Like seriously where we single men go see girl marry?
Cause most gals I've come across with don cast o

After all d epistle na"okay" reply him get.
Guy take redpill your life depends on it

BoldBrainz:
Why do they have to beg a seasoned accountant and master strategist to do his work? Jagaban has the midas touch please. He's superb at book-keeping. We just made the mistake of putting him in Aso rock instead of the Abuja national library.

So you join vote am abi, cause I didn't vote for him.

If transport workers don't go to work on Sundays, you and your family and friends will trek to and fro from ur church or mosque or shrine.

mmadu5:
I don’t normally comment on post like this but this one I will surely do .


My dear newly wedded woman you are truly and evil person and inconsiderate I’m sure you don’t even love your husband all you wanted was just to get married and answer married woman I blame your husband for not backing out when he could . He is in for a long ride .

U are just like me, when I see post wey de provoke me, I de involve too.

This naija economy now, is not a period to spend lavishly, not to go talk of borrow because of wedding. That guy de see shege now because of him banny, even her statement sef de provoke me.

ShaqFu:
Can you prove this?

Can't you read between the lines in that fake statement or speech?

APC people wrote that shit.

skj1377:
I married at 37yrs if I new I would wait till 47yrs.

OGA please explain wetin happen o, my mama de pressure me to marry.

It's fun to experience it though, and a great adventure.

dontrulee:
Cool, I plan on investing in the transport sector very soon (Keke inclusive). How's the journey been? How much capital did you spend in total and how's the cash flow? What are your advice for someone who wants to go the same path you did?

Depends on the state.
It wasn't easy at first because of police and agbero and you know the rest.
But eventually you will understand the whole system.
For now because of the increse on fuel price, e nor easy again like that, even for my 3 riders too but I de patient with them cause they have been delivering before removal of subsidy o