 Events › Re: Edo Bride Vs. Yoruba Bride : Who Did It Better??? by andreawills96(f): 10:47am On Jul 19, 2016 |
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| Events › Re: Woman Throws Money In Bundle At Event (Video) by andreawills96(f): 7:41am On Jul 19, 2016 |
martineverest:
y would they call an ibo musician in a yoruba wedding? . Anybody can go to any wedding, the music u play doesn't mean you from that place or tribe, I for one love yourba music but am n edo girl |
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| Events › Re: Woman Throws Money In Bundle At Event (Video) by andreawills96(f): 7:13am On Jul 19, 2016 |
martineverest:
didnt u hear the background music? . Sha I go wedding they playing yoruba music now makes me one of them. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Have Too Much Swags by andreawills96(f): 7:11am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Mologi:
xpres pass?
u gonna get a form? . Nah you get a form |
| Events › Re: Woman Throws Money In Bundle At Event (Video) by andreawills96(f): 6:59am On Jul 19, 2016 |
martineverest:
nigerians and their backward mentality.....if not that most nigerians lack integrity and dignity,esp. When it comes to money issue,y would someone stone u with money?
Obviously,its a pity the woman happens to be from my tribe:edo , we're was it written that she is from edo oga,abi na ur sis. We're in edo are u from? |
| Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by andreawills96(f): 6:48am On Jul 19, 2016 |
waywardpikin:
Let me start by saying that I graduated with a cgpa of 4.09. I'd always been an As and Bs student. Wasn't the most serious but when exams come around I can read the entire note and finish an entire textbook. People in my department always wondered how I did it. Some thought I used to sort lecturers cos I was hardly in class. The only secret was that I partied hard, and read only when it mattered..
The day I was caught with expo was in the second semester of my final year. Our timetable was so jumbled up that some core courses were put together back to back (una sabi as some timetable dey sabi useless). After I finished the exam for that evening by 5pm, I discovered that the next paper was in the morning of the following day. I tried to read the paper but mehn the whole thing just seemed like Greek. Nothing seemed to enter my head. The numerous calculations were threatening to break my head and the owu wey dey knack the son of man that period no get one single joy. It was also the last paper for the semester so, low motivation. That was how the devil whispered to my ears:
'Wayward pikin, tidy expo na! Do am the way you dey do am those days for 100 level.'
'But I no get mind again like those days. This thing fit fail me o,' I replied.
'Oga don't dull yourself na final year you dey. Nothing dey happen,' the devil retorted.
It was the easier option anyway so I tidied my expo. Packed a whole notebook into one tiny sheet of paper.
The next day na so I dey offload my expo into my answer sheet. My heart was racing 'gbugum gbugum gbugum' but I was confident that if I could download my expo into my answer sheet I was guaranteed an A in a 3 unit course.
All of a sudden an invigilator walked up to me and said, 'Pass me your answer sheet.' I passed my answer sheet to him and expertly slid my expo between my question paper.
The invigilator went through my answer sheet with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to pass my question paper. I passed my question paper to him and expertly slid my expo to the floor and stepped on it with my timberland boot. The invigilator went through my question paper with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to stand up.
As e come b like say water don dey pass garri, I start to dey cut am eye say make he calm down na. Why him blood too dey hot? With my eyes and a low tone I begged him, 'Please sir... Please sir...'
Na so him voice come increase say, 'I SAID YOU SHOULD STAND UP YOUNG MAN!'
At this point other students were looking in our direction. It seemed like the devil had chosen today of all days to disgrace me. Last paper of my final year exams. What manner of fvckery is this?
'Bros abeg na,' I begged with all the pity I could muster.
'I said STAND UP!!!'
At this point I started weighing my options, as e don dey be like say devil wan use this man to spoil my career. And that was when I did the unthinkable.
With the speed of light, I reached for my expo and stuck the thing in my mouth. Na so the invigilator jump on top chair like Jackie Chan con grab my throat so I no go fit to swallow am.
'Spit it out! I say spit it out!!'
For where. Shey dem dey teach monkey how to jump tree? I swallowed the God-damned thing, next thing I knew the invigilator landed me a very hot slap. As e be say I don confiscate the evidence, that was all I needed. I pushed him off me and turned to face him with ferocity of Sango, Thor and Amadioha combined.
'You slapped me! Why would you slap me? What did I do? How dare you?' I boiled, pointing my fingers in his face because if you touch lecturer dem fit expel you ooo.
'What did you do? You brought expo into an exam hall!'
'Which expo? Did you see me with anything? Why would you slap me?' At this point I was holding my answer sheet and question paper as well as my school recepit and ID card. He tried to collect it from me but I slapped his hand away.
'Oh, you think you're smart? Mr Patrick, come please.'
Mr Patrick came over, a man that didn't take me any course but knew me very well. I was always respectful and greeted him all the time.
'Yes what is it?'
'This boy brought expo to the exam hall.'
'What? You brought expo?'
'No sir I didn't bring anything. I was busy writing my exams next thing I knew this man came here and started harassing me. Next thing I knew he slapped me,' I said, turning to face my assailant with even more anger in my face, 'Why would you slap me?'
'You mean you have the guts to lie to me to my face? Something that you swallowed. I will deal with you today!'
'What swallow? Did you anything in my mouth?' I opened my mouth for all to see.
The speed with which Mr Patrick ran to get exam malpractice form still dey shock me till today. He didn't walk o. HE RAN. As if he had been praying for this day to come. Someone that I thought was my friend lol. I hate him till tomorrow and I never greeted him after that incident. He came back with the form but none of them could get me to sign that form because once you've signed it you have implicated yourself which in my school (don't ask, won't tell) could lead to a fine as high as N70,000 and also expulsion. They all kept trying to collect my answer sheet and receipt and ID card but the way I hold am tight ehn, you go know say na my life I dey fight for.
As I don enter devil trap I might as well fight my way out of it.
'He didn't carry any expo na. Leave him alone!'
'Why would you slap him?'
'Leave him, he's innocent!'
Shouts of support rented the exam hall, it didn't matter that half the students in the exam hall witnessed me swallowing the evidence. Eventually they called the school security to come bundle me and lock me up. When the security detail arrived and they saw me, their hands fall. They were people I knew and I used to tip them and buy them drinks every now and then. Besides, I wasn't the kind of guy that causes trouble.
Anyway I wasn't allowed to write the exam again, and that was how I quickly boarded a shuttle bus back to my off campus apartment before any more stories that touch comes into play. To say that I was embarrassed and pained by everything that happened is saying the least, but I am thankful that I had the good sense to not fill the exam malpractice form. When the results came out, that particular course showed up as a missing script.
That incident cost me an extra semester in uni which I would just approximate to an extra year. It wasn't funny but now I can laugh lol.
Over to you guys. Have you ever been caught with expo before?
#Wayward Pikin
CC seun lalasticlala Fynestboi Richiez olawalebabs . For my finals, expo was back to back, I never carried paper oh or textbook oh, but my Nokia touch light was my best companion and I was never caught, mayb cus I have this innocent face sha |
| Romance › Re: 7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast by andreawills96(f): 6:21am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Love love a feeling that turn d normalto abnormal |
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| Food › Re: Lagos People Won't Kill Me With Stew, Oil & Pepper by andreawills96(f): 6:07am On Jul 16, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:
I would never understand Yorubas and their love for stew. In the past couple of months, have been having ALL MY MEALS at bukas and Iya Basira's and each time I ask for any meal, they top my food with stew.
Bukas cum Iya Basiras in VI, Surulere, Yaba, Agege, Ikeja, Egbeda and the rest of Lagos are guilty of this! In short it is becoming a matter of state security. 8-O
This afternoon I bought common yam porridge and they has to top it with stew in addition to the excessive the palm oil. It is the same thing with soups and I have suspended eating eba if it is not home cooked.
Vegetable soup, melon, and ewedu soups all come with stew.
An iyabasira once told me its not intentional, that they usually cook meat in stew reason I always see bits of stew in my food even when I buy ice cream from a Yoruba woman!
Like, I have stopped buying meat and they are still serving me meals with stew!
I bought moimoi last week and they poured a generous amount of stew on my innocent moimoi.
I bought Yam and fried egg and stew was poured ontop my yam!
I bought jollof rice, beef and coleslaw and they poured stew on my coleslaw.
Fried rice always comes with stew or excessive oil.
I bought rice, stew and boiled egg and they poured stew on my innocent egg!
Like! Open any Iya Basira's pot and you'll see innocent boiled eggs soaked in stew.
Everything is now starting to taste like stew in my mouth. Funny part is when you ask for the real rice and stew, they are usually very stingy with stew.
I have to keep up with this until I have made enough money to afford KFC and chicken republic everyday!
I. Am. Tired.
www.naijasinglegirl.com/yoruba-people-wont-kill-stew-oil-pepper/ . I can use stew for everything, I rather make stew of 5k than mke soup of 200, though am not yoruba or stay in lag |
| Literature › Re: Shadows....... by andreawills96(f): 8:29am On Jul 15, 2016 |
AustinBlinks:
Shadows (episode eleven)
********FLASHBACK**********
10:47am Thursday, 12th, 2015
Helen: So tell me Mary, have you been able to convince your broke boyfriend to go to camp with us?
Mary: Excuse me…..! Don’t call me boyfriend broke, okay?
Helen: Haha! Is he not broke? I wonder what you find in that guy.
Halimat: Well…. he’s good looking
Helen: Na fine boy we wan chop? Ordinarily to make new hairdo, he couldn’t give you money for that.
Mary: Why should he? I still have a father remember? I don’t think i need a guy to take care of me when i still have parents.
Helen: Really? Does your father sleep with you? Any Man that wants to sleep you has to take responsibilities.
Halimat: Kai! Is everything about sex to you?
Helen: Don’t start with your islamic preaching abeg! Anyways…. everything is about sex to me, that’s the reason I’m going to the camp to begin with.
Mary: Haha! Helen! I hope sex doesn’t kill you one day.
Halimat: Abi o.
Helen: It’s better than being shot, stabbed or in an accident! If sex is gonna kill me, so be it!
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Daniel: What do we do now?
Moji: Oh my God! We have to leave right now!
Temmy: What about him? (Points to the corpse)
Emma: What the hell do you mean “what about him”? Do you wanna stay here and eat him?
Temmy: But we can’t just leave him here! For crying out loud!
Emma: Okay then! Let’s have a wake-keep for him, then an outing ceremony! Wrap him in a cloth and bury him. Is that what you want dummy??
Temmy: (hissed) Don’t call me a dummy!
Emma: Then stop acting like one
Daniel: Hey! Watch the way you talk to her!
Emma: Oh! I didn’t know the dummy has a guard dog too!
Mary: (crying) Stop this now! What’s wrong with all of you? This isn’t the time to fight and argue with one another, Okay ?
Temmy: Why not? It looks like the more we stay together, the more tragedy befalls us all.
Mary: You think you’ll survive 5 mins out here without us?
Temmy: Yes am sure!
Mary: Good! Go your way then.
Uche: Shut up both of you! Shut the hell up!
Lanre: (Sighs) Let’s move guys. The hunter made a moved towards this direction (points to the east) before he started coughing. I think it should lead us out of this horrible place.
Daniel: Good idea! I can’t stand here near a dead body and watch two girls argue with eachother. Can we move already?
They began walking in the eastern direction. They were all trying hard not to look at the dead body on the ground. No one said a word.
When they were out of sight and far away from the body. Someone came out of the bush close to the corpse on the ground, covering it with a white cloth and dragging it away.
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3:05am ….
They’ve walked for five minutes and had not said a word to one another. All of a sudden, Emma started giggling to himself. At first, no one seemed to care what he was up to. But when his laughter became louder, they stopped to look at him….
Daniel: I think he has finally lost his mind.
Uche: Can you blame the guy? What we have all seen can drive someone nuts.
Emma: Hahahahaha….. Guys…. what if this all whole thing was just a dream? What if some idiot among us ate too much, falls asleep and is dreaming all these? And when the idiot wakes up, everything will get back to normal.
Temmy: I wish that is true. Maybe we’ll all wake up and discover all these were nothing but a nightmares
Uche: Do i need to punch you guys again to remind you all that this is real?
Moji: Uche! How come you’re the only one so sure this isn’t a dream?
Temmy: I wonder o!
Moji: You were also very quick to tell Daniel we’re not high on any drugs. Tell me, do you have something to do with all these?
Uche: What? Are you kidding me right now?
Daniel: Just answer the question man!
Uche: Damn! So now I’m being suspected of having something to do with this because I’m the only one reasonable enough to be in tune with reality?
Moji: It’s more like you’re so certain of this
Uche: And that’s why you think i have something to do with it? Why can’t you ask Emma? At least, he is the one that was shouting “We’re all going to die on this trip” right from the start.
Emma: Haha! Don’t turn this all around on me o! Everyone knew i was joking.
Uche: Really? Were you?
Lanre: Guy……Guys….Wait!
Uche & Emma: What?!!!!
Lanre: Where is Halimat?
Everyone looked around, Halimat was nowhere to be found.
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She had snuck away from the group while they were talking to that hunter guy. She still blame herself for Timothy, so going back to the cabin might be a good idea.
What if Timothy is still alive, they should have waited, they could have but the others ran off leaving one of them behind.
How can Allah forgive her for what she did? She opened the cabin door and now one of them was taking by the shadow. She has to go back.
Halimat traced her way back to the cabin, though the ground was unusually dry, it just rained for crying out! “Allah is great ” she thought to herself.
Halimat heard a crack behind her, looks like someone had stepped on a stick that broke, she looked back but saw no one. She could feel the hair on her hands rose. She gave a deep sigh and started walking faster than before. The footsteps behind her got faster too.
She didn’t look back, she kept going, saying a short prayer in her mind.
By the time she got to the spot where the cabin was, all she saw was a tree
She walked around the tree in amazement, totally bewildered by what she was seeing. So the cabin wasn’t even real to begin with.
There was nothing left to do than run back to the group. She turned around and started walking back.
She heard the footsteps behind her again, this time, it was even closer to her than before.
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Uche: i still don’t understand why we have to go back and look for that religious fanatic of a girl.
Lanre: I’ve explained things to you man! We can’t just leave anyone behind. She’s one of us too.
Moji: She blames herself for what happened.
Uche: Good, she should! Because of her stupidity and stubborness, we lost my good friend
Emma: Look Uche! We all voted to come back and get her, if you don’t want to come with us, you can stay here.
That calmed Uche down a bit.
Lanre said a little prayer in his mind, knowing their chances of getting out alive gets slimmer as the day breaks. He looked over at Mary, he knew he must protect her with all he has, even if that meant losing his own life.
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The footsteps behind had stopped for a while now but somehow it felt someone was watching. She walked real fast, faster than she had ever walked all her life.
Suddenly, it came again! The movements behind her and so she started running, hitting her legs on stones anf sands in the process but that didn’t matter.
This has gone beyond suspicion, someone was really behind her, chasing her and catching up on her.
The person ran into a tree she had barely dodged. She heard the thud as the person fell to the ground but before she could catch her breath, the person must have got up almost immediately because he/she was chasing her again.
She looked up and saw them, Lanre and the rest of the group, a few distance from where she was. She saw the torch Lanre was holding, the only source of light they had. She must have went off the path while she was running, that’s why instead of running into them, she was adjacent where they were.
There was only one thing left to do, she has to call out for help. She had gain a few distance when the person that was chasing her fell to the ground but now she felt it’s presence closer to her than ever.
She opened her mouth to shout but the hands grapped her, spinning her off to the ground in a thud.
But she wouldn’t give up easily , she started crawling away. when she caught her breath, she tried calling again.
Halimat: Hhhheeel……
Her attempt at shouting was cut short though, as the hands grabbed her again and covering her mouth and nose.
She twisted real hard but her strenght was no match for the person. she spun around and caught a glimpse of her attacker.
Her eyes widened as she recognized who it was but it was too late for her as the knife pierced deep below her navel sending shock waves all round her body . Her hands felt cold and her face became pale as her breathing got real slow.
The last thing she saw was the ray of light coming from Lanre’s torch just tens of feet away….. she took her last breath.
~To Be Continued `~
~ AustinBlinks . Well done, but am beginning to feel someone is always watching me, I dy fear oh 1 Like |
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| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by andreawills96(f): 3:04pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
butanep:
Good morning Nairalanders.
I know this forum has been providing vital solutions to problems from time immemorial hence the need to pour-out my worries on this forum to get solutions become inevitable.
I was preparing for the final between Portugal and France yesterday when my girlfriend called me she will be coming, that I should be at home by 5pm. I was like why today of all day now! I told her I won't be around that I will be going to my parents place that evening. She began to act cold via the phone and later told me she will come let's go together. I haven't even seen your parents one on one she said... I was like which kind stubborn babe is this... I replied let's see about it but it will be better we make it another day. Don't worry today is the perfect day she said and cut the calls.
I tried calling no answer. This babe has come again because she don't like hearing football. We have had issues on this football matter severally but I told her she can't dictate what I will do or not, that I started watching football before I meet her. She first stop me from playing my soccer game when she is around. my friend have to call me when coming during the weekend to play games if she is around or not. I had to stop doing it when she is around to avoid problems.
Fast-forward... She came few minutes to 5pm. She was looking superb, probably to impress my parents. The desire for romance and sex came but I have to rebuked it because if it start, then my match is cancelled. How do I tell her I ve changed my mind from seeing my parents to watching football she never like or want to hear when she is around. We talk and talk till about few minutes to 8. She observed I wasn't coming closer to her as usual. She was like, a you expecting another woman. I smiled...
Then I busted it. Baby lets go and watch match. This one is very interesting. It's a final match. Ohhh match again. Aren't you going to your parents place again? I said my mum called to tell me she won't be around. She became relaxed. Please cancel the match... I want to cook something, you need to assist me. I was like baby am not hungry. I ve eaten. I am watching my food intake this period. She said that's my own, she wants to cook and I should be with her. The hatred against her started again. I said if you don't want to follow me to watch the match, eat your food alone. You can't stop me this time. Even my mother can't stop me from watching this final.
I left the kitchen. I called a friend to reserve a seat for me. She was frowning bitterly . I have made up my mind already. Few minutes after Ronaldo was brough -down, I received a text from her. " Dear so your match is more important than me" you can forgo me just because of match you can still watch later...it's a pity you don't love me. All I was thinking is how Ronaldo will come back again. I didn't give the message a second thought.
After the match. I was so happy Portugal won after the heat from France. That is when I read her message again. I quickly ran home. It was almost 11:30pm. She has slept. I send her a romantic message and told her am sorry about it but she should try to let me enjoy my football.
She woke up this morning. She was still frowning that I abandoned her for common football. I try to make her understand how important and interesting the match is to me. She left in anger and said I should either choose my football or her. That when I have made up my mind, I should let her know.
Though decision for me to make. I am not scared of loosing her anyway but I don't want us to break-up just like that... I'm not ready to drop sports again because of her. I told myself the sacrifices is too much, maybe I have to let her go... I have made up my mind not to call her.
Nairalanders what do you think on this issue? Matured advised only... . Is only a witch that can stop. Guy from watching soccer, Some girls are just matured in age and body but not in sense, if she really want to spent eternity in ur house, she should respect what you love doing by the way if she say no soccer tell her no more make up, let. See who will win |
| Literature › Re: Shadows....... by andreawills96(f): 1:01pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
AustinBlinks:
Shadows (episode Six)
This is me. I’m here. I’m shifting the words that you’re reading, altering them from whatever this person wrote.
I’ve been here for awhile. For as long as you can remember, anyway.
Sometimes I say your name as you’re falling asleep, or whisper urgently in your ear. Do you remember the time that I screamed, throwing panic through you and setting your heart racing?
That was fun.
You’re wondering who I am. That’s only natural. Of course, you already know.
I’m you. I’m the real you. I’m the mind that existed here before you stole my body, before you forgot about being a parasite.
I’m the child who looked the wrong way, asked the wrong question, saw the wrong thing… but I’m not so little any more.
You may have forgotten me, but I’m still here. I’ve always been here.
I’m going to get out.
Love From
Shadow
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Lanre: Everybody wait! Wait a minute… Something is not right!
Classrep: Lanre! What is it again? Everyone is scared already, you don’t need to freak us out the more.
Emma: You said we all need to leave this place and then you’re saying we should wait now that the bus is here!
Temmy: Just shut up! Lanre what is it?
Lanre: I don’t know. Something is not right, i can feel it! …… Kamoru! Please step out of the bus…..
There was silence, the ones closer to the bus began to take a few steps back. Lanre called again.
Lanre: Kamoru, if that’s you, please step out of the bus!
Still no response, now they are panicking, not knowing whether to run or stay. The bus was their only way out of the camp, they are too far out into the bush to start walking.
But there they were, beside the bus, not sure who drove it and no one wants to find out.
Uche: Guys! I say we move closer to the bus and check who drove it
Halimat: Is like this Ibo boy has a death wish or something….Move closer now, were boy!
Daniel: We can’t just stand out here! What if Kamoru didn’t respond because the bastard is asleep
Timothy: Good point Daniel! Very good point. Why don’t you go in there and wake him up then…
Mary: Lanre! What do we do?
Lanre: emmm… who has a torch? We should see him from here.
Lanre was handed a torch, the class rep, Emma and Uche began to move closer to the bus. Moving real slow and quiet… the rest stood very closely together, clutching their hands and bitting their lips in fear. Lanre pointed the torch towards the driver seat and there was Kamoru, with his head on the steering, his position suggesting he was fast asleep.
Emma: Hehehehehe…. You see! The guy just dey sleep ni jor.
Emma entered the bus. As the rest began to move forward, he called out again.
Emma: (Shivering) O lord God that commanded the holy spirit to impregnate Mary!!
Lanre: What!
Emma: Blood guys! Blood! There’s blood everywhere.
Emma stood at the entrance, everyone too shocked to move, looking at him as he was trying to explain what he had seen. Their lamps and torchlights directed towards him, waiting for him to talk.
As he opened his mouth to speak, the hand grabbed him on the shoulder, they all saw it. Emma knowing only the corpse of Kamoru was with him in the bus let out a loud scream….
Everyone screamed too. They all spreaded out, running in different directions, most of them screaming as they ran deeper into the bush.
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Lanre held Mary’s hand as they ran. There were both tired now, breathing heavily. They stopped and looked back, no sign of anyone.
Lanre: O God! He has gotten what he wanted! Dammit! He wanted us to spread out so he can attack us one after the other. (Looks at Mary) Are you okay Mary?
Mary: I’m sorry Lanre! I brought this on us, i should have listened to you, we shouldn’t have come. I’m so sorry.
Lanre: Mary! Look at me! You didn’t this was going to happen okay! Right now, Let’s focus on finding everyone else.
Mary: Lanre! Please don’t leave me!
Lanre: I will never leave you okay? I promise! We are both getting out of here alive! Now hold me and Let’s find the rest.
Mary: Okay…..okay..
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Helen, Halimat and some two boys.whose name were KC and Tobi, had ran together, far from the others
Helen: Hey hey…. boys wait! Does anyone of you dummies know where we are?
KC: I don’t know! Tobi, do you know where we are?
Tobi: No i don’t o
Halimat: Okay….so what’s the plan now?
Tobi: Wait…. why are you girls asking us what the plan is?
Helen: Haha…are you not Men? In fact i ran towards this direction because i saw you two are macho and would be able to protect us.
KC: Hahaha…. pritect you? Why should we protect you?
Helen: You are men and we are ladies.
Tobi: Abeg! You people have been shouting gender equality on social media for a while. So no one is protecting anyone. “What a man can do, a woman can do better” is that not what you people say?
Helen: Oh Gosh! Of all the boys we could end up with, we ended up with perverts.
They are froze when they heard movements a few feet away.
KC: Who is that??
Helen and Halimat held each boys as tightly as they could.
Tobi: Lady…. take your hands off my neck! The fact that I’m scared of some black guy killing me doesn’t mean you should strangle me to death.
They heard the movement again, getting closer to them, rustling the bush out of the way. It was louder now, very loud and closer. Before they could say a word, two images jumped out of the bush, right in front of them. They all screamed.
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Uche, Daniel and Timothy took off together. They had no idea how far they had ran but they knew they are farther into the bush now. Each had a lamp on their hands, sweating and breathing heavily.
Uche: we should have stayed and fight!
Timothy: Oh really? So why did you run? From where i stood, i noticed no one ran as fast as you did.
Daniel: Don’t mind him, in fact, he was the first person to run.
Uche: I was searching for a weapon, a big wood or something
Timothy: And you still haven’t seen any? Running this far out into the bush
Uche: Na you sabi! All that running has disturbed my stomach. Let me clear my bowels.
Timothy: Ode! You mean say you wan poopoo
Daniel: Hahaha… the mumu kon dey Behind am…. abeg just take your poopoo go that side.
They laughed at him as he held his stomach and ran behind a tree.
He knew his friends would try to play pranks on him so he walked a little farther. He could still hear their laughter but he was sure he was far enough. He unbuckled his belt, pulled down his trouser and got down to business.
He felt so relieved, he must ate too much. His mind drifted to the issue at hand, somehow he had made everyone believe he is some “brave heart, fearless and courageous ” man but deep inside, he was probably more scared than the girls. He had never ran as fast as he did when he saw the black hand grabbed Emma.
His mind raced faster when he remembered he had been the one who kicked the guy out of the bus. Suddenly, staying alone wasn’t the best idea anymore. He knew he had to go back to his friends as fast as he could.
The wind started blowing, suspiciously colder than before, he wasn’t hearing his friend’s laughter anymore so he grabbed his lamp, flicked the switch but the light wouldn’t come on, he tried again, still no light.
He stood up, pull up his trouser slowly but precise. Some whistled behind him, he turned but saw no one. He heard the sound of someone walking but he saw no one, he looked around, he had no idea which direction he had come from. The sound was getting louder, like the person was getting closer. He began to move…. some grabbed his foot and fell, head first into his sh*ts. His face was covered in it, he tasted some in his mouth too.
He quickly got, totally disgusted, he coughed and spat on the floor. The smell choked him up. His eyes were shut as he tried to wipe it off his face, when he got them opened, he it, right in front of him, real close and totally dark. It was dark everywhere but the image was just darker than anything he’d ever seen.
He threw himself to the ground, falling on his back, the shadow stood, looking at him as he scampered off the ground and making a run for it. Uche was screaming now, calling on his friends but no one answered.
The shadow was behind him, he could feel it, he fell down and before he could get up. The shadow grabbed his both his feet and drag him back. Uche twisted and turned, kicking and dragging himself but his strenght was nothing compared to the image dragging him.
He stretched his hands and it reached an object, it was the lamp! He flicked it on and this time the lights came on. He reached it, pointing it towards the shadow.
The shadow let out a low howling and shrieked as the lights came up to him, it shielded his face from the lights using his hands. There were movements from the opposite end, Timothy and Daniel came out.
Uche: Oh God! It’s here! It’s here! The shadow is here!
Daniel: Uche! Relax! Where is it?
Uche: There!! (He points)
Timothy: (Sighs) There’s nothing here bro!
Uche looked up and the shadow was gone.
Uche: I swear it just attacked me! I swear to God, it almost killed me.
Timothy and Daniel looked around but they saw nothing but the bushes around.
Daniel: Well… you’re smelling shits. Let’s get you out of here, find the others and get you cleaned up.
Daniel and Timothy helped the bewildered Uche off his feet and they all moved……………. A few feet away, the shadow stood behind a tree, watching as they walked away…………It laughed! . Keep it coming but am scared oh, where's my mummy. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Fight At Assemblies Of God Church Kaduna, 20 Injured by andreawills96(f): 9:16am On Jul 11, 2016 |
millionboi:
Prof Emeka and REV.CHIDI sld b hold responsible for dis. . Exactly I wonder what they turning AGC to, first it was ESAN distreat now this, God do and come |
| Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by andreawills96(f): 10:00pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by andreawills96(f): 2:14pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
LizGray:
[b]I hear y'all scream, 'Go natural! Be yourself!! Makeup is gross, its hiding your real beauty!!! Blah blah blah
So I wanna ask,
If you plan a date with your bae and she comes looking plain. No makeup. No Eyeliner, Lipstick, Powder 
Honestly tell me how you'd feel  Yeah she's still beautiful but wouldnt it be better if she had touched her face a lil. You know, put effort to look nice for you.
There are many reasons why girls wear makeup; To look better, cover flaws, for fun, etc.
Only children have perfect skins ^_^ It's rare to see a grown up lady wearing no makeup. I mean NO MAKEUP, not NATURAL MAKEUP - Tinted moisturizers and lip balms,concealers, bronzers, same skin tone foundation and eye shadows, etc.
Ladies wearing make-up on their profile pictures attract three times as many hits than those who dont. Even in real life, they get more admirers. That doesnt add up with what you guys say about going natural. Actions speak louder than words.
Make-up is like salt. You notice only when its excessive or absent. Because a girl wears natural makeup, you think thats her natural look and they're better than those who wear visible makeup. They're doing the same thing!
P.S Im not talking about those clowns that wear excessive makeup with wrong shades.
[/b] . I don't do even tiny bit of makeup yet am still getting all d hits like you said.lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Have Too Much Swags by andreawills96(f): 2:09pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Mologi:
xpres pass?
u gonna get a form? . Nah I pass  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Have Too Much Swags by andreawills96(f): 1:10pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Mologi:
THese pictures dey make me loose hope for my iyawo hunting.....
but i refuse to be intimidated...
mo n wa iyawo oo . Keep hunting, make express pass u. |
| Education › Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by andreawills96(f): 11:06am On Jul 06, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by andreawills96(f): 5:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favourite Portion Or Verse Of The Bible?? by andreawills96(f): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Dandsome:
Hello guys, happy Sunday.
Was thinking and decided to bring it up here.
What is your favourite portion or verse of the Bible??
Mine is
Isaiah 4:1 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.. jeremiah 6:33
The Nigerian interpretation to me is husband go DE scarce soteh women go hustle to marry even if they will take care of themselves.
Over to you. What's your favourite portion or verse of the Bible??
Drops mic.
Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 and the mods it may concern, kindly move to the appropriate section |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin For Someone To Go To His Or Her Place Of Work On Sundays? by andreawills96(f): 8:30pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:
AS you all know, the lord said that we should keep the sabbath day holy and we should gather together on the sabbath as christians to praise the lord. now there are various jobs that requires that people to be on duty on sundays, now knowing fully well that the job its your source of income and if you fail to be on duty on sunday, you might be sack or giving a query, now is it a sin to forsake the sabbath and go to your work place? . Saturday is a sabbath day not Sunday, and if you chose to go to work on a Sunday it not a sin, as long as your way is right with God |
| Politics › Re: FRSC Official Brutalized In Jibowu This Morning (photos) by andreawills96(f): 5:18pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by andreawills96(f): 5:15pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
bruzrecordz:
Hi guys..
This is something that has being troubling me for some times now, infact it's one of the reasons I have practically stopped asking girls out on a date...just as the question goes...na gud tin to giv a bae money for d first tym as una finish una date either Mr Biggs or tantalizer or pepperoni etc..
Let me gist you what happened on Saturday...on Wednesday I met a very cute girl inside a bank (UBA ph) I was scared talking to her so I spied on her name..as a sharp guy opened my fb, search her and I sent a request..a day later she accept and we started chatting..I later open up to her about I got her name.. She was so impressed on my actions..I asked her out on a date, she agreed, we went out, a nice restaurant, couple of jokes, then later a movie..after everything I took her back to her house..when I got to my house..she called me and said am too stingy for her liking..so i asked her how...she said..y I no give her money as I dey go back.
Abeg help me did I do something wrong?. . Some girls don't deserve good things cause not every girl that fixes weavon and wears jeans is mature |
| Romance › Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by andreawills96(f): 5:14pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
bruzrecordz:
Hi guys..
This is something that has being troubling me for some times now, infact it's one of the reasons I have practically stopped asking girls out on a date...just as the question goes...na gud tin to giv a bae money for d first tym as una finish una date either Mr Biggs or tantalizer or pepperoni etc..
Let me gist you what happened on Saturday...on Wednesday I met a very cute girl inside a bank (UBA ph) I was scared talking to her so I spied on her name..as a sharp guy opened my fb, search her and I sent a request..a day later she accept and we started chatting..I later open up to her about I got her name.. She was so impressed on my actions..I asked her out on a date, she agreed, we went out, a nice restaurant, couple of jokes, then later a movie..after everything I took her back to her house..when I got to my house..she called me and said am too stingy for her liking..so i asked her how...she said..y I no give her money as I dey go back.
Abeg help me did I do something wrong?. . Some girls don't deserve good things cause not every girl that fixes weavon and wears jeans is mature |
| Celebrities › Re: Admiral C4C Proposes To Ana Columbus In The Middle Of Road In Romania by andreawills96(f): 2:29pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Who e knee down epp? |
