Celebrities › Re: I Wish I Was Nigerian — Candace Owens by AndroBlaze: 9:09pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
May this shameless lover of all things white and despicable self hating negro never have an ounce of Nigerian blood pumping in her veins.
We already have enough with Kemi and her wahala!
Imagine a Black American (Candace) being proud to fabricate a story that Tupac was gay....tufiakwa!! |
Education › Re: Need Help With This Excel Function!!! by AndroBlaze: 8:49pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
eniola1010: Assuming we’re in the year 2014. How can i get the full year of column A and put in column B. For example B2 will be 2006 and B5 will be 1998, etc. i have tried =IF(A2=<14,A2+2000,A2+1900) its not working. Hmmm....is 14 (2014) the highest year available in your sample?
If so the logic for your formula should work for now, unless those numbers in column A are not recognised as numbers and Excel is reading them as text.
It would also help to show us the error you are getting.
EDIT: Just thought about it, "06" as depicted in your image cannot be recognised as a number by Excel. You need to change the format or concaat the year itself as text.
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Politics › Re: Tax Bills: Why Lagos Is The Biggest Loser – Presidential Committee by AndroBlaze: 9:59pm On Jan 07, 2025 |
CodeTemplarr: There is nothing like tax on consumption from a consumer's perspective. It makes no sense to pay your customer for patronizing you(what the northern governor are implying). They patronized you to enjoy your service and not to be a stakeholder in your growth or cause they love you as a producer or renderer of service. Consumption tax concept is named like that to reflect that it goes with what is consumed from all of what was produced. Please I don't understand what you are saying, are you implying that it is the seller that is being taxed, because that is 100% not true. VAT is not something Tinubu or any "Nigerian" created.
Please go and educate yourself on what VAT means, it is just a 1 minute google search away. |
Politics › Re: Tax Bills: Why Lagos Is The Biggest Loser – Presidential Committee by AndroBlaze: 7:13pm On Jan 07, 2025 |
Its only an economic illiterate that would not realise that Lagos and Rivers will lose in the short term once this Tinubu tax bill is implemented.
However, its only an economic and historical illiterate again that will not recognise that Lagos will recover, collect taxes better and at the end of the day be better off once a bill like this is implemented.
This is one of the first steps to true federalism and autonomy and this is why smart people in the south support this and the Lazy leaders of the North (who have all the population on paper and are logically suppose to gain from taxes on consumption) are having sleepless nights.
Lazy leaders that cannot stand accountability but can eat from other peoples sweat. |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AndroBlaze: 9:24am On Jan 05, 2025 |
AndroBlaze: IJGB UK Christmas presents sales 2024!!! Order from must go to I may not sell ooooo...
Brand new EDT Dark Blue Travel Exclusive 75ml- Hugo Boss: (Shockingly I got 2 from different relatives so one is up for grabs at a discount...N65k)
Brand new Selfridges Mulberry Case for iphone X black matte croc (Heavily discounted to N10k)
UK used iPhone 11 64gb in box: ( Everything works fine, Unlocked, FU, Camera, Cosmetic condition 9.5/10, BH 71%..... SOLD)
Brand new EDT Only the Brave 50ml Diesel (SOLD......but likely, I might not sell)
ALL ITEMS BRAND NEW EXCEPT THE IPHONE. IPHONE COMES WITH BOX BUT NOT CABLE OR EARPODS. Available- pls check original post for pics and contact. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by AndroBlaze: 5:41pm On Jan 04, 2025 |
Lekan239: the coach is doing the rubbish change now. Jackson for nkuku. Now no body will pressure CRY upfront again, dey will come out and get a goal now Una sabi ball sha. |
Politics › Re: God Will Crush Enemies Of Rivers State, The Red Biro Is Still With Me - Fubara by AndroBlaze: 6:26pm On Jan 01, 2025 |
Vinod007: [I quote author=AndroBlaze post=133534939]
This is why serious people are campaigning to bring History back to schools.
Uncle, this alliance that you are begging for, did it not happen in 1960- 1963, please educate us on how it ended and how many lives were lost after. I don't know why many Nigerians always say that History is not taught in schools in Nigeria. History has always been a subject in the curriculum of primary schools and junior secondary schools in Nigeria. I know this because I have always worked with the curriculum. Since we have people like the guy I quoted it means you people are not doing a good enough job noni 
But seriously, the minister of education re-echoed it again and it came directly from T-pain. https://www.channelstv.com/2025/01/01/video-tinubu-has-mandated-history-for-primary-secondary-students-minister/ |
Politics › Re: God Will Crush Enemies Of Rivers State, The Red Biro Is Still With Me - Fubara by AndroBlaze: 3:30pm On Jan 01, 2025 |
Hemanwel: If only the SS and the SE could realize that this is the time to align with the north to pay the SW in their own coin. If only they could realize that this is the time to join forces with the north to grab power from Tinubu and the SW just the way he joined forces with the north in 2014 to oust GEJ from power.
Now that Tinubu has fallen out with the north, let's see how he would win his re-election with only SW votes in 2027. This is why serious people are campaigning to bring History back to schools.
Uncle, this alliance that you are begging for, did it not happen in 1960- 1963, please educate us on how it ended and how many lives were lost after. |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AndroBlaze: 8:38am On Dec 31, 2024 |
AndroBlaze: IJGB UK Christmas presents sales 2024!!! Order from must go to I may not sell ooooo...
Brand new EDT Dark Blue Travel Exclusive 75ml- Hugo Boss: (Shockingly I got 2 from different relatives so one is up for grabs at a discount...N65k)
Brand new Selfridges Mulberry Case for iphone X black matte croc (Heavily discounted to N10k)
UK used iPhone 11 64gb in box: ( Everything works fine, Unlocked, FU, Camera, Cosmetic condition 9.5/10, BH 71%..... SOLD)
Brand new EDT Only the Brave 50ml Diesel (SOLD......but likely, I might not sell)
ALL ITEMS BRAND NEW EXCEPT THE IPHONE. IPHONE COMES WITH BOX BUT NOT CABLE OR EARPODS.
pics: Available- pls check original post for pics and contact. |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AndroBlaze: 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2024 |
AndroBlaze: IJGB UK Christmas presents sales 2024!!! Order from must go to I may not sell ooooo...
Brand new EDT Dark Blue Travel Exclusive 75ml- Hugo Boss: (Shockingly I got 2 from different relatives so one is up for grabs at a discount...N65k)
Brand new Selfridges Mulberry Case for iphone X black matte croc (Heavily discounted to N10k)
UK used iPhone 11 64gb in box: ( Everything works fine, Unlocked, FU, Camera, Cosmetic condition 9.5/10, BH 71%..... SOLD)
Brand new EDT Only the Brave 50ml- Diesel (N95k......but likely, I might not sell)
ALL ITEMS BRAND NEW EXCEPT THE IPHONE. IPHONE COMES WITH BOX BUT NOT CABLE OR EARPODS.
pics: Available- pls check original post for pics and contact. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Doesn’t Need Lakurawa, France To Destabilize Niger - Fani-kayode by AndroBlaze: 8:40am On Dec 30, 2024 |
fuckJones: Nigeria police should be ready for action soon, we don't need army to deal with Niger  |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AndroBlaze: 8:29am On Dec 30, 2024*. Modified: 12:26pm On Dec 30, 2024 |
AndroBlaze: IJGB UK Christmas presents sales 2024!!! Order from must go to I may not sell ooooo...
Brand new EDT Dark Blue Travel Exclusive 75ml- Hugo Boss: (Shockingly I got 2 from different relatives so one is up for grabs at a discount...N65k)
Brand new Selfridges Mulberry Case for iphone X black matte croc (Heavily discounted to N10k)
UK used iPhone 11 64gb in box: ( Everything works fine, Unlocked, FU, Camera, Cosmetic condition 9.5/10, BH 71%.....SOLD )
Brand new EDT Only the Brave 50ml- Diesel (N95k......but likely, I might not sell)
ALL ITEMS BRAND NEW EXCEPT THE IPHONE. IPHONE COMES WITH BOX BUT NOT CABLE OR EARPODS.
pics: Available- pls check original post for pics and contact. |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AndroBlaze: 5:39pm On Dec 29, 2024*. Modified: 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
IJGB UK Christmas presents sales 2024!!! Order from must go to I may not sell ooooo...
Brand new EDT Dark Blue Travel Exclusive 75ml- Hugo Boss: (Shockingly I got 2 from different relatives so one is up for grabs at a discount...N65k)
Brand new Selfridges Mulberry Case for iphone X black matte croc (Heavily discounted to N10k)
UK used iPhone 11 64gb in box: ( Everything works fine, Unlocked, FU, Camera, Cosmetic condition 9.5/10, BH 71%..... SOLD)
Brand new EDT Only the Brave 50ml Diesel (SOLD......but likely, I might not sell)
ALL ITEMS BRAND NEW EXCEPT THE IPHONE. IPHONE COMES WITH BOX BUT NOT CABLE OR EARPODS. PLS WHATSAPP. PICKUP IS LAGOS. pics:
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Lady Met The Prime Minister Of Netherlands On Her Way To Work(Video) by AndroBlaze: 10:36pm On Dec 25, 2024 |
LibertyRep: You can't even meet the LG chairman on his way to work. Very true and very sad. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Lady Met The Prime Minister Of Netherlands On Her Way To Work(Video) by AndroBlaze: 10:35pm On Dec 25, 2024 |
Sharingiscaring: Freestuffsng and Helinues will soon be here to tell you how the Prime Minister lacks prime ministerial swag compared to Tp.
Although I doubt that this is the Prime Minister of Netherlands Dick Schoof who is older than this. Can anyone else confirm this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Minister_of_the_Netherlands That's Mark Rutte who was Prime Minister till July of this year, he is currently the secretary general of NATO (probably a more powerful role).
My Youtube isn't working to well, so I cannot see when she initially posted the video to confirm he was the prime minister at that time.
However this does not take an inch from the message she is sharing to us living in developing countries with our unserious megalomaniac thieving leaders and their worshipers/slaves justifying their stupidity and inaccessibility.
Edit: I just confirmed the video has been around since 2023, so he was definitely the Prime Minister at that time.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Calls Gaza Airstrikes 'cruelty' After Israeli Minister's Criticism by AndroBlaze: 4:25pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
Arrowhead71: my guy Hamas is still fighting and when it come to Islamic Terrorists guns and bombs, vengeance does not belong to God , the violent take it by force , that is what Jesus said So it is now Jesus that says they should be dropping bombs on children and women shey??
Until you recognise what is pushing you (which is the same thing that is pushing them), there is no remedy for this 'sickness" you have all swallowed.
Hate has never won against hate.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Calls Gaza Airstrikes 'cruelty' After Israeli Minister's Criticism by AndroBlaze: 3:53pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
Even if you claim you love Israel more than Jehovah, it is clear what is happening there now is nothing but "cruelty".
There is a reason why God says vengance belongeth to him, because clearly, as humans we have the tendency to over do. |
Politics › Re: What Some States Contributed To The VAT Pool And What They Received - Nov 2024 by AndroBlaze: 8:09pm On Dec 19, 2024*. Modified: 9:25pm On Dec 19, 2024 |
Atuero: Remove 200B MTN remittance from Lagos VAT and have the real value Yes we should remove the N200bn paid by MTN as no one makes phone calls in Lagos and we only use pigeons to communicate....you peoples hate just comes out in so many stupid and funny ways  |
Sports › Re: See Cryptic Post Salah Made After Caf Awards Last Night (pics) by AndroBlaze: 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2024 |
Alphaman007: That's a sauna heater and not thrash  No mind the bush people, Nigerians and their imaginary haters up and down |
Sports › Re: Ademola Lookman Is CAF African player of the year 2024! by AndroBlaze: 9:43pm On Dec 16, 2024 |
bakynes: Sincerely, we need that guy in Arsenal on the left wing together with Bukayo Saka, two Yoruba boys on both wings with a Gyokeres in the middle will lift the EPL and challenge for the Champions league. From your lips to God's ears ....Amen to this lineup |
Sports › Re: Lookman Shines In Traditional Attire At CAF Awards by AndroBlaze: 9:31pm On Dec 16, 2024 |
Big congrats and well deserved!!!
Saka too could have had a good chance if he had agreed to play for Nigeria.
We need to preach the message to all these "born throw away" we get for Europe oooo |
Travel › Re: How Do I Settle Loan App In Order Not To Get My UK Visa Approved by AndroBlaze: 6:19pm On Dec 16, 2024 |
SoftSport: I have travelled round over 15 countries.
If you’ve never been refused a visa despite owing debts, it’s likely because the specific debts you owe have not impacted the financial or legal criteria evaluated during your visa applications. Here's why that might be the case:
Debt is Not Always Disqualifying: Many countries, including Schengen states, focus on other factors like your ability to support yourself during your stay, your travel history, and proof of ties to your home country. Unless the debts are severe or have led to legal issues, they are unlikely to affect visa decisions.
No Cross-Border Credit Checks: Visa processes generally do not include checks of your private credit score or debts unless it’s tied to legal action or criminal activity. European countries typically do not investigate personal financial obligations unrelated to their own jurisdiction.
Strong Travel History: Frequent travel to Schengen countries builds a positive record. Visa officers may view you as a reliable traveler who complies with visa conditions, which can outweigh concerns about debts.
Proof of Funds Matters More: During visa applications, demonstrating sufficient funds for your trip (bank statements, payslips, etc.) is more critical than your debt status. As long as you’ve consistently provided this, debts may not come into consideration.
Debt Without Legal Escalation: Owing money isn’t inherently problematic unless it has escalated to court judgments or international disputes. If your debts are local and haven’t reached such levels, they are unlikely to affect your visa status.
It’s important to note that while past approvals show you’ve met the requirements, unresolved or growing debts could still pose risks in the future, particularly if they lead to legal actions or affect your financial stability. If this is the future, that people will consistently be lazy like this without any shame....then yes all what the scripture and those B hollywood movies said about the endtimes is closer than we thought. |
Politics › Re: Seplat Completes $1.28 Billion Purchase Of Mobil Nigeria by AndroBlaze: 9:29pm On Dec 14, 2024 |
Emeskhalifa: Thanks for the clarity  If you want more clarity you should note that Mobil has only sold their onshore business to Seplat and the assets under Mobil Unlimited. The majority of their business, the offshore, is still owned by them https://www.punchng.com/no-plan-to-leave-nigeria-says-exxonmobil/%3famp ............ On May 31, 2024, The PUNCH reported that Nigeria might add 480,000 barrels to its daily crude oil output as the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited and ExxonMobil took a step towards resolving the disagreement surrounding the sale of the latter’s asset to Seplat Energy.
The report stated that NNPC confirmed it had signed a settlement agreement with ExxonMobil companies in Nigeria over the proposed divestment of a 100 per cent interest in Mobil Producing Nigeria Unlimited to Seplat Energy Offshore Limited.
This was after President Bola Tinubu announced his intervention in the debacle between NNPC and ExxonMobil hindering the sale of the assets to Seplat.
Lokpobiri said recently that Nigeria had lost about $30bn in the past two and a half years as a result of the unsuccessful divestment.
The minister expressed concerns that Nigeria was losing about 480,000 barrels of crude oil per day due to the Seplat/ExxonMobil crisis.
He said the asset was producing about 600,000bpd until the crisis began in 2022, saying the nation was losing millions of dollars daily.
The PUNCH reported earlier that ExxonMobil and Seplat Energy had in 2022 announced a $1.6bn sales agreement deal that would see Seplat purchase ExxonMobil’s complete shares in the NNPC.
However, just when all hopes were high for the completion of the deal, a letter dated May 16, 2022, by the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission to ExxonMobil, stated that the deal could no longer hold because NNPC had exercised its right of pre-emption first refusal on the assets.
Right of pre-emption is a legal right to parties in a joint venture to be the first to be considered for any planned sale or takeover of assets in the JVs if either party chooses to trade them off.
According to reports, NNPC objected to the sale of ExxonMobil’s equity to Seplat and insisted on exercising its first refusal right after which the company reportedly made an offer above $1.6bn to ExxonMobil.
But after about two years of litigation, there seems to be an end in sight to the crisis |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by AndroBlaze: 1:37pm On Dec 05, 2024 |
Sakopower: Li-Wall 51.2V300AH 15KWH 8000cycle times,Smart BMS A grade new cell Price: N2,700,000.00 08033213577 Wow, I wonder how I missed this. Is this still available? |
Sports › Re: English Premier League Captain Who REFUSED To Wear Rainbow Armband Is Named by AndroBlaze: 12:58pm On Dec 03, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: My Honest Opinion On The Tax Reform Bill As A Igbo Boy by AndroBlaze: 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2024 |
Objectivist04: . You have not answered my question Uncle your question has been answered. The scenario you painted is what occurs now. The new tax bill corrects this and also includes a fairer derivation formula for both the state and the LG where the consumption occurs. |
Politics › Re: My Honest Opinion On The Tax Reform Bill As A Igbo Boy by AndroBlaze: 8:49am On Dec 02, 2024 |
Objectivist04: My question about this tax reform which nobody has answered is " is it true that taxes will be collected from the states of consumption and remitted to the state where the business is headquartered ?
Eg , if I recharge my Gotv , the vat will go to Lagos which hosts the company headquarter instead of Enugu where I base ? Uncle, it never went to Enugu in the first place. Currently VAT is collected on behalf of the FG and they share it across the federation.
So in short, you catch fowl and it shared among your Papa and 36 more able brothers before they drop the leftover for you. |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by AndroBlaze: 3:02pm On Nov 26, 2024 |
amicdan: Hi House,
Please between Amaron Quanta 200 Ah Dry cell battery and 12v 2.2kw lifepo4 lithium battery from valto.
Which should I go for?
Load : (255 watt) 1. 55 inch TV 100 watt. 2. Fan 45 watt. 3. 2 bulb 10 watt. 4. LG inverter fridge 100 watt. The only reason you should go for a LA ahead of a lifepo4 battery is if one is "lazy" (I do not mean this in a bad way) and cannot be bothered to maintain or keep up to date with RE news and "stress".
LA can take more abuse and neglect (somewhats), but in every other way the chemistry is far inferior to lifepo4, especially in our part of the world where we don't have freezing weather. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Is Likely To Win The 2024 US Election: Trump Or Harris? by AndroBlaze: 3:09pm On Nov 05, 2024 |
Kamala Harris will and should win. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Army Demands Removal Of Cross From Christian Soldier's Grave by AndroBlaze: 10:19am On Oct 24, 2024 |
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Family › Re: Identify The Mother In This Picture by AndroBlaze: 10:43am On Oct 23, 2024 |
franchasofficia: A is the mother
D is the one getting married
A looks older and mature than the others, she is no doubt their mother I actually thought D was the mother only because of her slightly different attire. (If she was the mother she'd me more beautiful than all her daughters!)
But just like you pointed out she is likely the one getting married.
I will go with A as you suggested (though to me they are all beautiful sisters) |