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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:11pm On Apr 17
Unlimited22:

Your fence of words is nothing more than thatch.

Come and show us the hat-trick you swore Haaland would score today.

Oponu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
You'll never be regarded on Nairaland. Keep begging for follow-backs and sending people emails.

Bambiala. Street begger.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:07pm On Apr 17
swiz123:
If Akanji was a little decent with the ball, city could have scored.
Stones must be injured. That is the only way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:06pm On Apr 17
Unlimited22:

Oga you can't hide behind words.

Come and show us the hat-trick you swore by Ngeneukwuenu that Haaland would score if KDB played.

Anuofia ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
What a never-do-well.

Better find your mate to exchange banter with.

You're a nonentity to me.

Eff off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:02pm On Apr 17
Unlimited22:


Permanent marker ni

You'll just come out and be spouting nonsense just to sound 'intellectual'

Na so you bet your hand comot.

Mouth running like you have mental diarrhea

Come and show us the hat-trick na.


Armless fish.
The usual wannabe.

Keep looking for whose dick to suc-k next.

Ninny.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:08pm On Apr 15
andrewbaba44:


You are too serious Walai

No be me reality go meet

Man city is my team in England and you know ,but no be say pep go go draw one match ,city hasnโ€™t been convincing like last season

I will finally write arsenal off if they fail to win against Chelsea or maybe spurs

All city remaining fixtures are winnable ,but hope they wonโ€™t goof against spurs as they usually do
I quoted you but I knew you were trolling. I just was making sure that my stance was being made clear like I had already said from the beginning which is that I never saw Arsenal winning the league at any point in time.

I have a response on Manchester City but not for now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 3:17pm On Apr 15
LukumanAmuda2:
For more jokes text andrew to 444

which title arsenal wan carry? Chieftaincy tittle abi which one?
Just wait. The reality will soon hit them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Android17: 8:12pm On Apr 14
mostob:
Even if we later win this league (0% chance), that still won't rub off the shortcomings of Arteta and this team.

Madrid will eliminate City from UCL on Wednesday and na that time Pep go concentrate on the league.

Another delulu fan.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 8:12pm On Apr 13
TemporaryHansel:
I saw the son of the head of DSS balling on tiktok, and I can't help but wonder if DSS boss son can be balling like that, how will children of governors who have access to 500bn, 600bn,800bn, and 1trn etc budgets will be balling because I'm not sure if DSS budget is more than 70/80bn.

The children of CIA director which is the American counterpart of our DSS chairman can never ball this way despite the fact that USA is far richer than Nigeria.


In my opinion, Nigeria isn't poor or have a lack of funds problem, the problem of Nigeria is misgovernance!
American politicians (CIA Director is a political appointee A.K.A politician) are as bad and in some cases even worse than their Nigerian counterparts.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Android17: 8:43pm On Apr 12
Lush100:
I don't understand people's issue with Arsenal.

Nearly all of us including me agreed its wasn't a penalty.

I only brought news from football experts and co and all of a sudden our season is this and that.

Arsenal fans generally criticize their players more than other fan bases.

Pls take your complaint to your own club and mind your nose in our butter.
I have no issues with your club. It is with some of the delusional fans but they are connected in a roundabout way.

Your narrative feeds into the "we were cheated, we deserved to get a PK mentality" which does not win you anything but fake sympathy.

The right approach will be for sensible fans to be pushing for the deluded muguns to short their trap and realize that prematch predictions at home against an unsupported and flailing Bayern were wrong and that you did not deserve the PK you are clamoring for.

Then plan how to seriously improve on the performance against the 2nd leg. That should be the energy. Not this nonsense about what one referee said or did not say for an issue every one could see for what it was. A pathetic dive.

Don't worry. You'll learn.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Android17: 7:58pm On Apr 12
Lush100:
Breaking:
Head of fifa ref Collins
Says the last incident between Saka.and Neuer was a penalty as Neuer lifted his leg also towards Saka and there was contact enough to fall him down.

Swedish ref. has also acknowledged and apologize to Arsenal stating he didn't have a better view of the incident.

I am here to inform you guys how your season will end: TROPHYLESS because you're not going to win the UCL and everyone knows you'll choke the league.

The issue with the UCL is due to what you have above. That mentality can never win you the UCL.

That was never a penalty and Bayern 100% deserved theirs.

Stage 1 is to accept it. Think "we almost lost a game we should have won, why?" And then work on improving the areas- mostly mentality gaps.

This was the same noise you guys made before the game yet historical winners NEVER ever disrespect the opposition.

You can't just experience a purple patch and assume you've arrived. Teams with 5 of the last 6 EPL titles don't talk that way but you? That is the issue.

Anyway, you guys won't listen. You'll keep building castles in the sky and then you'll get humbled next week. After that, you'll go into free fall in the league.

Mark it. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:53pm On Apr 12
raumdeuter:


The 3 Ibrahimovic Haaland and Lewandowski are strikers who are judged by goals scored
All 3 come from small countries football wise so all of them wont have any notable national trophies

The only way to check them is what they won for clubs. All of them play/played for top clubs

Lewandowski is the 3rd all time CL scorer, Haaland has 41 goals at 23yrs old, Zlatan has 49 and retired.
2 of them have CL titles(guess the exception)
2 of them have topped CL top scorers for a season (Guess the exception)

There are no additional prices for scoring with taekwondo if you dont put up numbers. Will you rather your club top striker score 5 spectacular goals in a season or score 25 tap in goals per season
We've seen other strikers play in this City team. Julian even led the attack on many occasions with Erling out. They still did not score as much as he has.

I want to understand if somehow we get more chances with Haaland playing or if there are some things he does that allows City to create those chances. The Bayern away goal for example in the 1-1 draw.

People just like going with popular waves and hot takes. I want Haaland to not lose his head too often but City does not play to his strengths and somehow he is judged for it yet this place was radio silent when Mbapaypal shat the bed against Barca and her youngins.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:38am On Apr 10
ThierryJay:


Ok we'll watch and see.
Yeah. Overall, Erling was a decoy in this game. That is what Pep tried to do. With KDB that works more effectively because he can progress the ball and finish or return the ball to Erling when and where he wants it.

Bernardo Silva (great player that he is) is too safe and controlling with the ball. Erling needs chaos. Foden is looking out for himself and only passing when there is nothing else to do. Erling needs chaos. Erling needs to be sure that if he wins his duel with Rudiger, his midfielders will release him quickly rather than slow the game down as a control strategy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:23am On Apr 10
ThierryJay:


Pls dont ever compare Messi to that tapin padder.

Wasnt it Messi that assisted David Villa for his goal against Aluminium? Did you not see the several long shots Alumni had to parry from the GOAT?

Messi scores more than Haaland. Can Haaland play like Messi?
Guardiola subbed Messi off in that game that Zlatan scored 2 goals in. Messi got his revenge in the second leg scoring 4.

Haaland is no Messi because nobody is. However, Erling is frustrated with the way he is being used. His body language shows it. He is never given the ball at his sweet spots. No matter how he makes himself available, only KDB passes the ball to him so he yes he is frustrated.

He is not a tapin padder. Watch him in the 2nd leg against RM with KDB playing. I wish Rudiger plays so nobody will claim his absence led to Erling's performance. If KDB plays that game, Erling will score a Hattrick in the 2nd leg.

Mark it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:10am On Apr 10
popizaino:


Although Messi didn't score but he wasn't anonymous in the game like Haaland was today.
Messi can never be anonymous and neither was Erling.

Erling was poor - I even said I've noticed it in his attitude this season. But he is a good footballer and does many things for us.

RM were fresher. They had rested for 9 days so they were more energetic and Haaland always acts frustrated once KDB is not playing especially this season. But he is a very good footballer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:05am On Apr 10
oliverano:


Gallagher is a bang average player, i was obviously catching cruise with his name there. He's a player that most Chelsea fans would rather have on the bench so yeah, nah cruise.
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:45pm On Apr 09
raumdeuter:


Which player doesn't need ti improve

Shey na the Zlatan wey dem buy for record fee, bench under 9months and sold in 12months?
Everybody is better than City players.

If this same Haaland was in RM, he would have been worldclass and the best. They crowned Bellingham that with no achievements to back it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:30pm On Apr 09
Leyqute:


Rodri has been overused and heโ€™s starting to show signs of fatigue. Plus Madrid placed a man on him every time he gets the ball. I wonโ€™t go hard on him.

Foden, on the other hand, canโ€™t get out of Mendyโ€™s pocket. Same Mendy that Camavinga benched at LB o.
Between Foden and Bellingham who was the MOTM?

You are right @ Rodri although overall, City were away at RM with all the Addendums UEFA let them have.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:28pm On Apr 09
Leyqute:


I donโ€™t even know his moniker. And heโ€™s not the only one uttering that blasphemy
What part of the blasphemy?

I'm the factual guy. The one that ultimately always ends up being proven right.

LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:27pm On Apr 09
Unlimited22:

Rodrigo nkแป

Match just swallow am

BTW call Android17 by his name.

Dey get mind talk say Foden and Rooney dey the same pedestal for talent.

Lol.
Buahahaha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:26pm On Apr 09
People always want to tell me about Pep.

Time and time again I've shown you people that you don't know what you are talking about.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:25pm On Apr 09
oliverano:


Always clarify your statement....Mabape is the best player in the world but he's definitely not the only world class player in football.

Rodri is World class, Kane, Vinicus, Haaland, Gundo, Gallagher, Salah, Beligham, Bilva, Mac allister is knocking, them plenty.
Vinicius, Gallagher, Bellingham and McAllister are not worldclass players.

I know you said they are knocking but Gallagher is not knocking. The others are.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 11:24pm On Apr 09
hensben:
im referring to the new generation of players. Bellingham did nothing the whole game.
Don't shout.

Let them pretend they did not see the Jude they said is better than Foden. LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:36pm On Apr 09
andrewbaba44:
Lastly before I rest

God punish Ronaldo fans for wanting Haaland to win the ballon d or ahead of Messi

We would have understand for Rodri and KDB

Where was Messi first leg vs Arsenal 2009? 1st leg in 2011?

Every player has bad games. I can mention more than 10 for Messi in big games.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:35pm On Apr 09
Everything you guys are saying about Haaland not fitting Pep's system or anybody being a better finisher than him is just NOT true.

Haaland's only problem is ironically his major differentiator: his MENTALITY.

Once he is not locked in he just doesn't know what to do. And he has been moody this season. Pep needs to light some fire under him.

Other than that, you guys have not watched City enough to think otherwise.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:32am On Apr 05
drisham:

Imagine city had Palmer and foden
We did. Palmer wanted to leave for more game time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:25am On Apr 05
swiz123:


Saka plays in a far better team. Saka can never stand out like Palmer in this Chelsea team.

What makes Saka a world class player? What has he won ? Which of his performances actually won something for his team? Saka with his average technique is world class
Neither he nor Palmer are worldclass yet. They need to do more. Palmer has to replicate a season like this and Saka has to win something tangible. The potential is there for both.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 12:23am On Apr 05
eph12:
2 penalties and a shot that wouldn't have entered if not for deflection, Palmer is suddenly the undisputed MVP cheesy cheesy
They always hype rubbish here. Not to say Palmer is not good but the first statement holds true.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 5:38am On Mar 28
Bacteria8:


Lol ๐Ÿ˜…

I love how you zero it down to "since when Pep came" ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

And pray tell, since football began when Pep came... How many champions league have you won ?? ๐Ÿ™ˆ
I get am before no be property.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 5:59pm On Mar 27
USAfall2024:


Everyone opinion defers. To some Madridstas: City might be their worst game. To me and other Madridstas: losing 4-1 at home to lowly Ajax was our worst UCL KO experience. To others it might be another game. My main point is that you are overreacting about the 5-1 aggregate loss to City. It's not an unusual scoreline in UCL KO games. Madrid 5-0 vs Pep's Bayern; Barca losing 7-0 vs Bayern etc. are bigger losses. Over-stressing the 5-1 win and claiming PTSD for our boys is just too much nonsense. Maybe it's because you're a City fan so that victory was the highest moment of the history of your club, which explains why you canโ€™t get over it grin.
This is a struggle to make a point.

Your team could not string more than 13 passes together in 20 mins.

LOL

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 5:57pm On Mar 27
Bacteria8:


5-1 over two legs = PTSD

But a certain team has been beating 8-2 in a single game without PTSD o ๐Ÿ˜…

Sadly, I'm done with you baba, you just couldn't leave your bias and emotions at home. Adios.
Barca suffer PTSD when Bayern are involved. Same as RM for City.

City have beaten you almost every time we have played since Pep came. You don't know what an emotional argument is. City 4 wins, RM 1 win, 1 draw in the last 6 meetings.

We watched you against Leipzig as well. LOL

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:52pm On Mar 27
airmark:


Kane before 24, won 2 golden boots in Epl. Before 24, was Foden the best assister in the league, since we know he lacks scoring ability of Kane's? In fact, what did he do best in the league before 24?



Bellamy, Ashley Young, Milner and other mediocres have won the same award you are bringing out your hometown masquerades, for. In fact Harry Kane won it and quickly moved to winning bigger things like World top best scorer award. Foden is not even the best feel in Manchester.

Palmer may even have more assists by the end of this season, than your shakushaku Foden.

Calling someone shakushaku yet defending Hazard and ASM is the most airhead thing ever. But you are an airhead so fire down.

Only you will mock Young player of the year when Foden wins it twice but bring it up to big Kane up for winning it once. How dumb can you be? Foden was the best Young player in the WORLD at 17. Tell me one WORLD title Kane won at 24 never mind 17?

Again, let me point out the gaps in your quantitative reasoning.

Best Young Player covers best assist maker, best scorer of the Young Category. That is why another player may have the most assists/goals in a season yet someone else will win the PFA/EPL player of the year award. Like VVD. You are a disgrace Airhead.

That I have to point this out to you is worrying because you are showing that you cannot help your kids with their homework. This is basic stuff Airmark. Primary 1 level stuff.

Do better.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:35am On Mar 27
airmark:


Before 24, Kane had won 2 Epl golden boots. This implies that he had a better scoring ability than even older players in the Epl, twice. But Foden was only better than his agemates in Epl. Well, I don't expect you to understand the sharp difference in quality between the golden boot award and young player award. Young player award that mediocres like Bellamy, Parker, Young etc. won? You be mumu.

Foden, who has never been the best in his wing, in the whole of Manchester, you are comparing to Kane who at 23, outscored Diego Costa, Zlatan, Aguero, Alexis Sanchez. You dey mad?

Mr. 'Tallness is a talent', it seems you have eternal problem with the word, talent, and only God can help you. If Kane was beating both the young and old to winning Epl golden boots at 23, what did Foden beat everyone to, at 23?

Lack of education is not an excuse. A player can score 17 goals and win the golden boot. It is always relative to others which is why winning it does not always translate to being best player in the league of any category.

You seem to be grappling with quantitative reasoning which is why I suspect you have never been formally introduced to an organized way of learning.

Foden was judged best young player (not best midfielder). Player there means regardless of the other positions- young defender, striker etc. Foden was adjudged the best. Not once but twice and BACK to BACK like Drake's diss for Meek Mill.

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