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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:05am On Apr 20
I know you're familiar with the expression "I'll eat my hand". You have to be. All the Sodikis I know are cannibals. Are you not from Odi in Bayelsa? Is that not how your older brothers were leveled by Obasanjo's men?

Read the comments of people getting lynched online. If they are Nigerians, chances are, they'll be named Sodeek. See why that cum LovePeddler named you Sodik?

She wanted to abort you. Don't worry, SARs will accomplish it for her.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:51am On Apr 20
Your destiny is tied to policemen.
You came into this world courtesy of rape and they'll still use horses to rape you like Gaddafi on your way out.

You knew nobody will care about you so you had to make sure we know your name. From Sodik to Oyindamola like if you did not add the "I am" part people won't know that the beta version of hensbrain is a product-of-rape Arsenal fan.

Not one single personal trait about you is memorable. I spit on you!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:36am On Apr 20
Sodiki the bastard.

Your mother named you that after sucking the dick of the policeman that raped her at the backseat of his jalopy whilst your assumed bastard father was manning the post for him.

I have more stories about how she got the bow-legs. Our house boy's house boy said it was only 14 people she let run train on her that night. Not the 24 people you heard about. I can confirm it was just 14.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:17am On Apr 20
Keep telling us your wife's profession like we don't know she licks ass for a living.

I'd have told you not to kiss her herpes blessed mouth but I am struggling to decide who gave who the STI.

The 2 of you are a match made in LGBTQ kingdom.

She's transgender. No woman that was not a former man can have that type of ugly face with marks all over. You married your look alike.

Short, dirty-looking spittle of a transwoman.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 9:11am On Apr 20
Bacteria8:


Lol grin
Even Man City suffered against Athletico last season. And yet, Man City went thru. Because the purpose of football competition is to win not just gain possession. And some times winning require you to suffer.

That's why real madrid is the greatest and the most successful team ever. Go figure cool

12 Semi finals in 14 years ❤️❤️❤️❤️
So Mancity qualified via PK over ATM or what? What part of last season? LOL

Who mentioned possession?

Once you win on PKs you count your luck and be happy. There's nothing further to explain. Abi no be PK you take win?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:06am On Apr 20
Not the same bastard sodiki?
With multiple handles?
With his olosho wife?
The one spare part dealers choke and gag at Mgbuoba?

Your father and his father are eternal sons of unfortunately disfigured cum whores.

A bastard you are and a bastard you'll always be.
They'll lynch you and upload the video on NL.
Reprobate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:00am On Apr 20
popizaino:



How can a team that attacks whenever they are with ball hoping to win via penalties? Make it make sense.

At no point in Wednesday game did real madrid failed to attack with the ball.

Gus Hiddink took us to Nou camp in 2009 and at no point did we look like scoring even with the ball except for a mistake from Marques that saw Valdez forcing a save from Drogba's ball.


Sulley Muntari was with the ball in Nou camp in 2010 semifinals and instead of advancing with the ball decided to kick the ball out to throwing so that his teammates we regroup at the back. Those are the examples of teams hoping to win via defending not the real madrid that takes the ball to man city whenever they had them.

Cool story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:59am On Apr 20
swiz123:


Nawao
He is just countering the claim that they attacked very well while defending deep.

He meant they only defended deep and hoped for penalties.
Don't worry about all these groupies I have on NL who want by force engagement without begging or being polite about it.

Like I'll post and still take my time to make sure every fool and their bingo understand me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:57am On Apr 20
swiz123:


Popizaino 's takes has been very disappointing for the last one month.

He doesn't even watch matches anymore, just dropping takes after takes after checking livescores and confirming what he likes through YouTube highlights.
LMAO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:56am On Apr 20
airmark:


Your Fraudiola has taken away your brain with that shocking loss, after bragging up and down. Thank God you didn't lose any part of your body this time. grin
When you are done with your okpata just pick your big lips from the floor and getat.

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Android17: 4:58am On Apr 20
Face of the NBA.
4X NBA champ.
Lebum's Daddy.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:54am On Apr 20
airmark:


So, how did City full backs get carded? They must be high.
This is me giving you a chance to re-read and correct this nonsense you have up here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 2:18am On Apr 20
Bacteria8:


Imagine claiming that a team that has won a trophy 14 times is suffering from PTAD from a team that has managed to win it only ones cheesy

So actually, it was Man City that was suffering the PTSD and not Madrid grin grin grin
Listen to your hero


https://www.facebook.com/reel/3572758026311517?mibextid=rpYtZJ0wVrwH2Glu
This was after the 3-3 draw. Try again.

Almighty 14 UCL winners were happy to suffer all night and hope for penalties. Exactly what Wigan would do. Congrats. What a treble!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:13am On Apr 20
Unlimited22:


Brother, where's the hat-trick you told us Haaland would score vs Madrid ?

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:04am On Apr 20
Sportsweb:
Thanks for the correction. Now show me Erling Haaland's hattrick vs Real Madrid and also the PTSD you bragged Madrid player will suffer.
English please.

And while at it, quote the post you are referring to. It might teach you a thing or 2 about comprehending simple statements.

Don't overwork your puny mind while at it though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:02am On Apr 20
popizaino:



How remember how you attacked for saying if pep really admired Kovacic, why didn't he go for Hazard early?


Now can i say the bolded back to you?

What role does Kovacic play for City?

By the way, if I am not giving you a certain type of energy. Don't try to force me to direct it your way.

A word is enough for the wise.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:01am On Apr 20
popizaino:


You can defend deep and still attack very well. That is what Madrid did. They did not fail.to attack when the need arises.

The typical parking the bus team don't attack when they are given the opportunity.
RM did not defend deep and attack very well.

They defended and defended and hoped to win via penalties. Carlo Ancelotti said it was the only way.

You are saying Carlo Ancelotti did not know what he himself said his team did. 👌
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:03pm On Apr 19
Unlimited22:

Would probably taste better than your purulent mouth


BTW show us the hat-trick you swore Haaland would score against Madrid.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:58pm On Apr 19
Sportsweb:
Sir when is Madrid players suffered PTSD like you promised

English please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:39pm On Apr 19
Sportsweb:
I don beg am tire to provide evidence, he juatbde beat around bush
Did you provide the evidence of the 4-0 you said I predicted?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:38pm On Apr 19
Unlimited22:

You people are allowing him get away with his words

Simply tell him to produce the video of Erling Haaland scoring a hattrick vs Madrid
You can kiss my whole arsehole.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:33pm On Apr 19
AdisaOwala:


@raumdeuter you need to be advising this your brother well o

Na like this e do agidi that year and became armless Almajiri on the streets of sokoto
Take and suck. We all know you've been yearning for it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:32pm On Apr 19
timbros:


Wow! I never knew someone suffer PTSD before an event. grin grin grin

This guy dey cap sha...
If a team got bludgeoned 4-0 in a stadium last year, they won't have anxiety about going to the same stadium the following year?

Why do obsessively idiotic people always need me to validate how idiotic they are?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:56pm On Apr 18
Sportsweb:
Next Time, Be Humble Boy. Football is played on the pitch not on Nairaland

I have no regrets whatsoever.
Incase you've forgotten City won a treble last season.

And FYI, suffering PTSD just means the RM players will be nervous and stressed about playing City because they know they'll suffer based on past events. Don't ask me if they did, just read what all their players said after the game.

Go to school you won't. Olodo.
Swerve mofo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:25pm On Apr 18
Sportsweb:
You are the one making a fool of yourself. When you arrogantly said Madrid will suffer PTSD, didn't you know the definition?

Now show us how Madrid players suffered PTSD and Haaland's hattrick
I wonder why I thought anything would come out from your hensbrain.

Geddifok.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:24pm On Apr 18
popizaino:


Show me where he said so.

I'm surprised you are among those who calls that parking the bus.
He parked the bus. He said so himself.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:53pm On Apr 18
Sportsweb:
Sir, Show us the PTSD na...also clip of Haaland's hattrick..

Is that too hard to ask?
You're asking me stupid questions and I want you to define PTSD so you'll know how stupid your question is.

Why not prove you know what you are asking about first? I don't faff around with fools.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:51pm On Apr 18
popizaino:



Big lie.

There is a big difference in how Mourinho's Madrid use to play and how Ancelotti's Madrid plays.
That is not the point. Ancelotti parked the bus. He said so. The only difference is he said he did not plan to.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:17pm On Apr 18
Sportsweb:
Show the member of this thread where and how Madrid players are suffering PTSD. Don't forget to drop link of haaland scoring hattrick vs Real Madrid
Define PTSD so we can be sure you know what you're talking about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 7:04pm On Apr 18
monerozi5590:


Some people think there's only one way to play football. You fall into that category and that's ok.
Carlo said he did not plan to play that way and was basically forced into it.

Based on that, Capaldi's points are generally correct. The only reason you are happy is because you won the PK. Had City won it, you'd have blamed Carlo for being a coward and asked for him to be sacked.

Do you remember that Madridstas used to criticize Mourinho for playing that way?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:32pm On Apr 18
Sportsweb:
Oga Sir, where is Haaland's hattrick and the PTSD you swore and brag?

What is PTSD, cursed pleb?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:27pm On Apr 18
Capaldi:

Tuchel went to the same Etihad with Bayern and won possession from them dominating the game. With a more clinical striker and without that brainless Upamecano they would have won that game. When you are a world class tactical coach it shows in your team preparation and style of play. It doesn't take a genius to play pack the bus like your vibes and inshallah coach did yesterday.
This is a BIG FAT LIE.

In fact, at no point in that game were City not in control. The only argument that is fair is the game overall should have been like 7-3 not 3-0.

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