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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:05am On Apr 20 |
I know you're familiar with the expression "I'll eat my hand". You have to be. All the Sodikis I know are cannibals. Are you not from Odi in Bayelsa? Is that not how your older brothers were leveled by Obasanjo's men? Read the comments of people getting lynched online. If they are Nigerians, chances are, they'll be named Sodeek. See why that cum LovePeddler named you Sodik? She wanted to abort you. Don't worry, SARs will accomplish it for her. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:51am On Apr 20 |
Your destiny is tied to policemen. You came into this world courtesy of rape and they'll still use horses to rape you like Gaddafi on your way out. You knew nobody will care about you so you had to make sure we know your name. From Sodik to Oyindamola like if you did not add the "I am" part people won't know that the beta version of hensbrain is a product-of-rape Arsenal fan. Not one single personal trait about you is memorable. I spit on you! 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:36am On Apr 20 |
Sodiki the bastard. Your mother named you that after sucking the dick of the policeman that raped her at the backseat of his jalopy whilst your assumed bastard father was manning the post for him. I have more stories about how she got the bow-legs. Our house boy's house boy said it was only 14 people she let run train on her that night. Not the 24 people you heard about. I can confirm it was just 14. 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:17am On Apr 20 |
Keep telling us your wife's profession like we don't know she licks ass for a living. I'd have told you not to kiss her herpes blessed mouth but I am struggling to decide who gave who the STI. The 2 of you are a match made in LGBTQ kingdom. She's transgender. No woman that was not a former man can have that type of ugly face with marks all over. You married your look alike. Short, dirty-looking spittle of a transwoman. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 9:11am On Apr 20 |
Bacteria8:So Mancity qualified via PK over ATM or what? What part of last season? LOL Who mentioned possession? Once you win on PKs you count your luck and be happy. There's nothing further to explain. Abi no be PK you take win? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:06am On Apr 20 |
Not the same bastard sodiki? With multiple handles? With his olosho wife? The one spare part dealers choke and gag at Mgbuoba? Your father and his father are eternal sons of unfortunately disfigured cum whores. A bastard you are and a bastard you'll always be. They'll lynch you and upload the video on NL. Reprobate. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:00am On Apr 20 |
popizaino:Cool story. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:59am On Apr 20 |
swiz123:Don't worry about all these groupies I have on NL who want by force engagement without begging or being polite about it. Like I'll post and still take my time to make sure every fool and their bingo understand me. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:57am On Apr 20 |
swiz123:LMAO |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:56am On Apr 20 |
airmark:When you are done with your okpata just pick your big lips from the floor and getat. 4 Likes
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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Android17: 4:58am On Apr 20 |
Face of the NBA. 4X NBA champ. Lebum's Daddy.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:54am On Apr 20 |
airmark:This is me giving you a chance to re-read and correct this nonsense you have up here. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Android17: 2:18am On Apr 20 |
Bacteria8:This was after the 3-3 draw. Try again. Almighty 14 UCL winners were happy to suffer all night and hope for penalties. Exactly what Wigan would do. Congrats. What a treble! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:13am On Apr 20 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:04am On Apr 20 |
Sportsweb:English please. And while at it, quote the post you are referring to. It might teach you a thing or 2 about comprehending simple statements. Don't overwork your puny mind while at it though. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:02am On Apr 20 |
popizaino:What role does Kovacic play for City? By the way, if I am not giving you a certain type of energy. Don't try to force me to direct it your way. A word is enough for the wise. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 2:01am On Apr 20 |
popizaino:RM did not defend deep and attack very well. They defended and defended and hoped to win via penalties. Carlo Ancelotti said it was the only way. You are saying Carlo Ancelotti did not know what he himself said his team did. 👌 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:03pm On Apr 19 |
Unlimited22: 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:58pm On Apr 19 |
Sportsweb: English please. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:39pm On Apr 19 |
Sportsweb:Did you provide the evidence of the 4-0 you said I predicted? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:38pm On Apr 19 |
Unlimited22:You can kiss my whole arsehole.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:33pm On Apr 19 |
AdisaOwala:Take and suck. We all know you've been yearning for it. 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 4:32pm On Apr 19 |
timbros:If a team got bludgeoned 4-0 in a stadium last year, they won't have anxiety about going to the same stadium the following year? Why do obsessively idiotic people always need me to validate how idiotic they are? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:56pm On Apr 18 |
Sportsweb: I have no regrets whatsoever. Incase you've forgotten City won a treble last season. And FYI, suffering PTSD just means the RM players will be nervous and stressed about playing City because they know they'll suffer based on past events. Don't ask me if they did, just read what all their players said after the game. Go to school you won't. Olodo. Swerve mofo. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:25pm On Apr 18 |
Sportsweb:I wonder why I thought anything would come out from your hensbrain. Geddifok. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:24pm On Apr 18 |
popizaino:He parked the bus. He said so himself.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:53pm On Apr 18 |
Sportsweb:You're asking me stupid questions and I want you to define PTSD so you'll know how stupid your question is. Why not prove you know what you are asking about first? I don't faff around with fools. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:51pm On Apr 18 |
popizaino:That is not the point. Ancelotti parked the bus. He said so. The only difference is he said he did not plan to. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 8:17pm On Apr 18 |
Sportsweb:Define PTSD so we can be sure you know what you're talking about. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 7:04pm On Apr 18 |
monerozi5590:Carlo said he did not plan to play that way and was basically forced into it. Based on that, Capaldi's points are generally correct. The only reason you are happy is because you won the PK. Had City won it, you'd have blamed Carlo for being a coward and asked for him to be sacked. Do you remember that Madridstas used to criticize Mourinho for playing that way? 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:32pm On Apr 18 |
Sportsweb:What is PTSD, cursed pleb? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 5:27pm On Apr 18 |
Capaldi:This is a BIG FAT LIE. In fact, at no point in that game were City not in control. The only argument that is fair is the game overall should have been like 7-3 not 3-0. |
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