Gays have a type. In fact, they are so superficial when it comes to who they find attractive. If you don't look like a Greek god, forget it. They wouldn't find you attractive, talk of doing shit with you. That someone is gay doesn't mean they will find your ugly ass attractive. So yes, you can be friends with gays and they will see you like a brother and nothing more. How do I know? Cause I am GAY. Out of 100 men, i might only be attracted to maybe 2 or 1. Nigerian men are generally ugly.

Prettygirl200:
Ewww God, who born this lost sheep? See how u are shouting thanks for all the encouraging words and advice? Who do you? Yuck u disgust me.

You are jealous that your fellow woman is about to get digged, while you are managing cucumber upandan. You disgust yourself!!

I'm 28, and very proud. When asked I don't hesitate, cause it's not easy to live up to this age. Best part is I look like a 23 years old boy.

Seed of laptop indeed. During harvest now you will disappear

diogo23:

Avoid cancer of the anus

You have a higher chance of developing prostate cancer, since dicks are constantly massaging mine

diogo23:

I know people like you, a fool around women

I am gay

Jeon:


Even me... upon the mentions.
I don't know what I did to my wife...
You know it's Christmas season /he's avoiding us to make the responsibilities lesser..

This is a sign of bad/weak housewife.

DaddyCK i want you inside me

Jeon:


DADDYCK, IS AVAILABLE.
Come apply before AndroidAI take over

DaddyCK is no longer disturbing me like before. I don't know what I did wrong

aboywithaname:
Good day all
Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance.
Please I want to ask your favour. I'm a 100l medical student at the Olabisi Onanbanjo university Ogun state. I'm currently yet to balance my tuition fees which is a total of 186,890 thousand natural with about 3 weeks to my first semester exams. I tried to apply for a leave of absence but I wasn't granted being my first year. Please I want to implore your assistance as I have less than three weeks to make this payment.
Here is my account number if you wish to be of assistance. God bless you immensely.
2126276581
Uba bank

Leave bet9ja you said no. Now you are looking for who to scam

I am so happy to be gay. Imagine adding Nigerian girls to my problem

diogo23:
A girl you're having sex with you suppose maintain her but not the way Nigeria girls see it sha

Mr. Simpson

Format. Why not visit the motherless babies home and donate the money before killing yourself?

olisaEze:


A millionaire in €uro, GBP or Naira? Just asking for a friend.

Naira. Millionaire nah millionaire

benjihouse8:
May you be celebrated by your fans iJn.

Your wishes are irrelevant, especially after using Jesus as a clickbait. Get more creative!!

benjihouse8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyU77RvzPcw

Tomorrow will be blood of Zachariah. You haven't even started youtubing you are already a colossal failure

The reason I don't have much friends is because it's incredibly hard finding someone that resonant in the same frequency. They are either too dumb, too poor, or physically repulsive. I'd rather enjoy my solitude in peace than associate with garbages. I have learned to be a lone wolf, and it has served me well in life. After all, we will all die alone!!

OurTruth24:
I'll be posting some never seen before pictures that prove that Giants Existed in humanities recent past. By giants I'm not referring to deformed men and women like you see in Hollywood movies. I'm referring to normal symmetrical humans who just happen to be way taller than normal humans.

Let's proceed.

You love wasting your time with conspiracies. Anyway, it's better than being a kidnapper or unknown gunmen.

ipobarecriminals:
dey won't do such.Car wash dey there ooo,laundry nkoh,farm hand nkoh.Nor be people dey sale Gala plus cold Coke in traffic? Let dem continue to display their stupidity

Don't mind them. They still have data to beg online. Makes you wonder how they can afford to stay online when their account balance is like a radio fm. It's nothing but corporate begging and it's paying them big time. But they wouldn't get a dime from me.

Garrieveryday:


People like you would just open your mouth waaaaa. SMH.

Continue drinking your garri every day in peace.

Roboto11:


But you are on his forum 24/7.

False!!

Rayban25:


In as much as I hate se.un for being such an ass licker....pedophile is a very strong accusation brotherman

Are you a pedophile too?

ScamHunter:
I ran over my neighbor’s dog when backing out of my driveway. They called the police and threatened to sue me. Do they have a case?

If that was a baby that's how you would have ran over the poor child? Your driving licence needs to be revoked, with 6 months in jail for carelessness and negligence.

Rightmindset:
Who can help please

Which kind useless begging format is this? Oga go block industry and hustle

That pedophile is not just a religious bigot but a tribalist whose blogging career died a long time ago.

sapele914:
I believe the system needs updating?

Your comment cracked me up. Was that a statement or a question?

DaddyCK:



son...dont u tink u shud change yor name to Tiny brain sir.....small things come in large files!! (no oofensece)

My babe. The only sugar in my tea.

Roseodd:


At me I will be earning in hard currency.
Unlike you.
That's one thing for sure!

I have been earning in hard currencies here in Nigeria. The grass is not always greener in the other side. I'd rather live like a king in Nigerian, than be a 3rd class citizen in another country.

Roseodd:


You don't have CS

Quote me again in six months!!

At early 20s you are no longer a kid. You can even make money here on Nairaland by going to literature section and applying for those writing jobs.

You are in the university so don't tell me you can't write. Although the jobs there might pay peanuts, but at least it's better than nothing!!

My mother died when I was pretty young. My father played no role in my upbringing. I hustled, even though I nearly gave up.

This is why till today I hate men who bring kids into this world without the capability to care for them

I was depressed, suicidal, and worst of all, hungry. But today the story is different. I am a millionaire working with a top company in Europe. If I can make it, you can. You have no excuse!

Roseodd:
My enemies will Rush here I Know,but the truth is that my Visa is out!!!
Shame on all my enemies
January next year I will be in Australia guys I am sooooooo happy right now.
Special thanks to emenike may blessings never leave you

Frying pan to fire