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Romance / Re: We Men Are A Disgrace To Women by AndroidAI(m): 8:01am On Jan 08, 2023
Anto2001:
Una mumu Die. U nor get sense 2 knw say he dey troll Una. Abi?

I dey shame for my gender.

It doesn't stop the preaching cause simps do exist. Let's fight against simplehood.
Romance / Re: We Men Are A Disgrace To Women by AndroidAI(m): 7:55am On Jan 08, 2023
Ednut03:


I was raised by a single mother and that's why I learn to respect women. My mother taught me well. Thanks

This just proved my assertion. Let me give you further readings.

Your mother so much destroyed your dignity as a man to the point you almost want nothing to do with men.

You are always in the company of women, even though you never get the cookie.

You gossip with them, clap like them, and now you are so effeminate that you wonder if you are a man or a woman.

Your specific type of simp always ends up being transgendered if the money is there.

And the funny aspect is that you end up begging these men you despise for a drop of cum and a dick to suck.

The two balls inbetween your legs are ashamed of you.

No to single mothers!!!

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Romance / Re: We Men Are A Disgrace To Women by AndroidAI(m): 7:45am On Jan 08, 2023
I hope you used a helmet to avoid stories that touches. Until that hoe infect you with gonorrhoea and HIV, you wouldn't learn to fear women.

Even Yahweh and Allah admonished men to flee from a she. But I blame you not.

This is what happens when a man is raised by a single mother. Boys raised by single mothers are irredeemable simps, to the point of harbouring hate toward their own gender.

You hardly see a simp in the company of men. The female gender has so utterly doomed them that they now gossip and clap like women. They can't even have a firm handshake with a man.

You can't fight your nature of being a simp. Simps must exist for there to be balance. But it's a life of suffering and emancipation.

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Romance / Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by AndroidAI(m): 7:29am On Jan 08, 2023
obinna58:

Suck your own dick and speak in tongues
Stop playing hard to get. You will enjoy it wink

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Romance / Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by AndroidAI(m): 9:40pm On Jan 07, 2023
obinna58:

No thanks

It will come with a mind-blowing Mouth Action. I promise you will speak in tongues. It is my destiny to suck dick please cry

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Romance / Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by AndroidAI(m): 9:34pm On Jan 07, 2023
obinna58:
I fine pass this guy but I won’t give you a chance


You’ll beg for my cum but no drop is getting to you

I don't mind drinking your cum my lord kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Abuja Socialite, Xandie, Marks 30th Birthday With All White Party (Photos) by AndroidAI(m): 8:09pm On Jan 06, 2023
Upon all the numerous abortions, she still vowed to wear white to spite humanity.

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Celebrities / Re: Kingsley Okereke Gay? – Nollywood Producer Allegedly Knacks Actors For Roles by AndroidAI(m): 8:38am On Jan 05, 2023
Irrespective of sexuality i don not support abuse of power. Taking advantage of desperate actors because they see you as their only hope to stardom. It's predatory behaviour. A wolf!! He deserves to be stripped of all accolades, persecuted, and jailed for such indecent behaviour.
Crime / Re: Help! My Worker Absconded With My Money by AndroidAI(m): 10:26am On Dec 31, 2022
Question is: how did she get in possession of such amount of money in such a short time of working with you?

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Family / Re: Please Help Me! Can I Sue Them by AndroidAI(m): 10:22am On Dec 31, 2022
Sue them please. 7 years is more than enough. They are supposed to make you the new landlord cause you have tried for them.

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Romance / Re: My Experience In Barbing Saloon In Ikoyi On 24th Of December. by AndroidAI(m): 7:15am On Dec 31, 2022
checkmatez:
Firstly there is nothing to gain when telling lies because for health reasons food ain't allowed in barbing saloon so places like ikoyi knows better.
Secondly within my views with your error filled write up and comments you make, you don't work in ikoyi don't know why you just decide to come online just to lie. Try get a job because it's only idleness that causes all this.
I won't reply mention, Peace wink
Don't mind him. I was expecting to know the price at least. Idle Nigerian!!
Business / Re: Is This How Brutal These People Are (PHOTO) by AndroidAI(m): 7:07am On Dec 31, 2022
Osobi32:
Are u aware that this loan sharks are just taking advantage of the economic hardship in Nigeria to reap people off? Do you even understand that it's an act of criminality to give someone a loan at 50% interest within 7days. They annoying part of it all is that these companies are owned by Chinese!

The question is: did they force you to take the loan?

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Business / Re: Is This How Brutal These People Are (PHOTO) by AndroidAI(m): 7:04am On Dec 31, 2022
They deserve it. Nigerians know how to borrow, but when it's time to pay back they start avoiding you. If you have never borrowed someone money and they refused to pay back, you wouldn't know how it feels. They should be arrested and jailed for defaulting in their agreement.

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Romance / Re: One Great Mistake I Keep Regreting Every Day Of My Life by AndroidAI(m): 7:00am On Dec 31, 2022
People often think that there's a stage where all they feel is bliss and happiness. But that's not life. Sometimes you feel happy, sometimes you feel sad. The most important thing is recognising your feelings, and consciously making an attempt to dwell on the positive, those things that make you happy. Money is very important, and so is your relationships.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Category Right Now As The Year Draws To A Close (pix) by AndroidAI(m): 10:45am On Dec 30, 2022
Wealthy
Family / Re: What Are You Grateful For In The Year 2022? by AndroidAI(m): 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2022
Rayban25:


You can stop crying bushbaby.

Cheap clap back. You can do better lol.
Family / Re: What Are You Grateful For In The Year 2022? by AndroidAI(m): 1:43pm On Dec 29, 2022
Rayban25:


You're a fool...I was already replying before your dumb ass modified it...the post is for people that believe in God...if it dosent apply to you...you can fvck off my mention

Of course it's for fellow illustrates like yourself. Why was I not surprised? Now you are dismissed!!
Family / Re: Wife! Come In by AndroidAI(m): 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2022
Zonefree:
A woman married for almost a decade transferred some money to her husband and paid for THEIR children's lesson teacher, then she decides to write an epistle and informed the world about that undecided

Something the man has being doing for years without complaining or telling anyone


Women!

You have a damaged perception. While this story could be made up, it's obvious that the writer is trying to encourage women to help their husband and not allow him to carry all the burdens.
Family / Re: What Are You Grateful For In The Year 2022? by AndroidAI(m): 1:30pm On Dec 29, 2022
Rayban25:


Then dont rant in my mention and go and tell God himself

Are you also dumb? You didn't read the line that said he's fiction?

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Family / Re: What Are You Grateful For In The Year 2022? by AndroidAI(m): 1:26pm On Dec 29, 2022
Rayban25:


Yes life can be hard but why dont you at least thank God that you're not hiding from bombs like ukraine citizens?...you people take things for granted a lot

So he should thank God for making his life hard, because he's not hiding from bomb? My friend stop suffering and smiling. A lot of people will prefer death than to be alive. Your God needs to do better!! Unfortunately, he's fiction sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Three Farm Workers Needed by AndroidAI(m): 11:50am On Dec 29, 2022
This is slave labour and nothing else. It's not even up to minimum wage.
Education / Re: Why Is Nobody Talking About This Anymore? by AndroidAI(m): 8:21am On Dec 29, 2022
My new year resolution is to buy two plots of land and build a three-story building for rent.

Maybe toward ending of next year, I might get an additional car.

By March, I will be spending my vacation in Dubai or Sweden.

I have been thinking of establishing a barbing/tattoo salon here in Lagos.

I am also determined to be consistent with the gym. Three times a week is perfect.

I want to go on an acting or modelling audition and attend a couple of shows without being constrained by work.

I also want to have mind-blowing sex. I want to try out a fantasy that has never been fulfilled.

To kneel while my partner pisses on me.

I also want to try DMT and have a breakthrough!!

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Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by AndroidAI(m): 7:47am On Dec 29, 2022
lexy2014:


When some women are pregnant, they has cravings. These cravings will see her eating stuff she will not normally eat. In his write up, he said his wife is pregnant and that she loves the meal. I don't see what poverty has got to do with it

His original write up, before he editted it, claimed that he was hungry and decided to make this, only for his wife to join. So I made my comment based on that perception, not this editted version.
Romance / Re: There Were Advanced Flying Aircrafts On Earth In The 16th Century(Pictures) by AndroidAI(m): 7:43am On Dec 29, 2022
Conspiracy theorist on the beat grin
Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by AndroidAI(m): 8:00pm On Dec 28, 2022
BigCowHornn:



Are you this rude a pig naturally or you just work at It?

Some people love certain foods out of habit not always poverty. Even if it's poverty must you rub it in their Faces?

I live drive king Garry myself. Drank it as recently as a week ago. Now go and take a good look at my profile pic before you open your useless mouth

I am happy you are pained to the extent of reacting. Your tears are delicious. Give me more!!
Romance / Re: Am I Normal? I Am Catching Feelings For Olosho by AndroidAI(m): 11:57am On Dec 28, 2022
This one was born to fail grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by AndroidAI(m): 9:15am On Dec 27, 2022
iHateFraudsters:


Discouragement?

The same OP just told you that the opportunity will be open to Nigerians in February.

The same OP just told you that you should prepare for ielts, get ready money for tb test and police report.

How is that discouraging?

Someone is trying to prepare you guys for a different type of life and you're here yarning dust.

Typical Nigerian mentality.

It's simply reversed psychology. Telling you how the UK is hell, then told you to apply. Who in his right sense will apply?

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Romance / Re: I Want To Bleep My Maternal Cousin by AndroidAI(m): 9:03am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Your son will Bleep your daughter!!! Simple!!!

I'm an antinatalist. I can never have kids cause I don't fancy them. Now go and do something about your cobweb-infested pussy.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Bleep My Maternal Cousin by AndroidAI(m): 8:57am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Did u say jeolusy? Jealousy for what exactly? Is sex food? In this part of the world sex is the only thing u guys know, that's why Africa is this backward no creativity nothing at all? Since you are in support of this evil a human like u is about to do nd u know very well but bc of your black sense u refused to correct that lost sheep of a op. I promise you, your own son will Bleep your daughter ( his sister) the calamity of what that pitiful soul of a op wants to do will befall your children too. Brainless thing!!!

You are jealous because your fellow woman is about to get digged while your cobweb-infested kpekus continues to manage cucumber. It's that simple. You are but an open book. Incest started from your Bible, and your God supported it wholeheartedly. So there's nothing new under the sun. You are just jealous that no one gives you attention, talk of wanting to dig that dried pussy of yours.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Bleep My Maternal Cousin by AndroidAI(m): 8:41am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Just know that whatever a man sows he will reap, girls don finish for this world so tey na your cousine u wan go sleep with, no single Shame at all this is the kind of generations I found myself.

Your jealousy is so evident that you can't even reason straight again. Even your Bible supported marriage between relatives. So what's your point again if not that you are a sex-starved cucumber abuser.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Can You Be Friends With A Gay? by AndroidAI(m): 8:22am On Dec 27, 2022
Jeon:


This can only be applied toward Alex and Co handsomes....


Not Nigerian Gays cool.
They go with everything thing... Cuz they look the same. Nigerian men should stop being Gay. Out Of 100 only 10 are appealing to the eyes. Rest 90 don't have good body /aurora. I wonder how those girls date them..

I agree to some extent. I have seen a lot of Nigerian gays that are disgustingly ugly. I can't do shit with them. I have been on Grindr for months now and yet no luck, cause they disgust me angry Nigerian men are generally ugly, both straight and gays.

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Education / Re: The Shocking Secrets Of What Happens In Los Angeles. Jesus Christ! by AndroidAI(m): 8:11am On Dec 27, 2022
HeroHero:
U go pay me back this data I wasted in watching ur low class makeup
Nonsense!
What is secret there? u went to hotel, borrow their facility, rub pancake on ur ugly face.

She's disgustingly ugly, and her makeup doesn't help issues. What disgust me the most is using Jesus to create clickbait titles. Over a year vlogging and yet none of her videos pass 500 views. A failure she is!!! My hate for her is hate at first sight. Tuah!

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