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b1327:
olden days I here if u fuvk a girl she keep it as a secret but nwaday wen u bang a girl and she's nt satisfy u d topic of d week btw dem girl vise versa. Or u con get small pinis u hear(girl fri I don't knw dat andysnoopy(no beaf) of guy just wanted to waste my time wit is babydic k I don't even knw whether his doin anythang vise versa

And this is supposed to be an attempt at yabbis?? LOL slowpoke.

mizcalvina:

Are you also caught up in the 2014 web??

iceberylin:
The kind problems weh Andyblaze don get for this world ehhhh

Who's Andyblaze lol??

b1327:
Mate u funny na 2000 u think say u dey dis is 2014

If na 2014, then what??

Oh okay!! It's official, girls of these days have no shame

I posted about a colleague here a while ago and her formings. Well things got personal and we bleeped after the second date. We didn't talk about relationship ohhhhh.. Things just went down and we did it.

Fast forward to two weeks later, been noticing that some of the other female colleagues have been looking at me with disgust sometimes while others are becoming so friendly. After investigation i realized that this girl has been going around the office telling all the ladies that i had sex with her and dumped her. Funny thing is that she's never even shown any sign of having grudges against me, been cool with her. Just found out yesterday from her friend.

I thought ladies don't tell others about their sex life especially if the sex was given without any commitment from the guy. Now world don change ooooo.. ladies no dey shame again. Smh

rokiatu:
i will appreciate ur vote doing the final my dear.

No shaking.. It's a fair vote anyway

Seriously Nairaland got few fine girls... Rokiatu and bla bla bla... My vote for her already

somcherry:

But but this one is not spying now.. He's looking.. Beyonce was spying

Sometimes you might see me in a range
looking fly but deep down i'm feeling pain
cos every where there is pressure
i can see the feel the strain
me self i be human being ohhhh

sometimes you might see me looking dope
but there's nothing in my bank account the boy is broke
trying to meet demand i swear it's had to cope
yeah.. and meself i be human being ohh

Somebody help me tell Mr. Nomoreloss
When O.J.B was sick, it was hurting all of us
but sometimes even artist don't have dough on us
yeah, cos me self i be human being ohh

And yeah, I bought myself a nicer car
cos how you arrive, men that's the price you are
and if you're wondering if i'm struggling mehn, how right you are
I swear, me self i be human being oohh

Hook.

The man in the mirror na you i want talk about
before you dress up and start to walk about
About you, them must talk about
Cos you self, you be human being ohh

But keep on moving as a peaceful tout
make you know say you dey the round about
The same circle everybody dey around
cos you self you be human being ohh

Sometimes some people go dey shout
Make you look them without a doubt
know say human being blood flowing in them
Them self them be human being ohh

As you dey drive about
Drive for you and other people wey dey around
Because crazeness full about
Everybody, human being ohh


Sometimes you're saying hello but my mood is down
You trying to take a picture, i might shoot it down
Cos i'm going through some issues I can't do it now
Please understand that me self I be human being ohh

I joined Twitter so i could promote my arts
Some of these comments men, they nearly broke my heart
And trying to be matured I never spoke my part
But i swear, Me self i be human being ohh

See Instagram be putting pressure on a Dude
Everybody's balling now, should i get in too
Will they be disappointed when they look at you
men, Me self I be human being ohhh

Everything I do I try to do my best
Buh make I no dey form like say I no dey mess
Sometimes I swear, I ain't got the asss like Kanye West
I swear me self I be human being ohh


Hook.

The man in the mirror na you i want talk about
before you dress up and start to walk about
About you, them must talk about
Cos you self, you be human being ohh

But keep on moving as a peaceful tout
make you know say you dey the round about
The same circle everybody dey around
cos you self you be human being ohh

Sometimes some people go dey shout
Make you look them without a doubt
kowing say human being blood flowing in them
Them self them be human being ohh

As you dey drive about
Drive for you and other people wey dey around
Because crazeness full about
Everybody, human being ohh


Somebody tell them say I cry
Somebody tell them say I hurt
somebody tell them say i breath breathe

Nothing wey you fit do to be right
Nothing wey you fit do to be good
Nothing wey you fit do to be just
me self i be human being ohhh

Nairaland is Depressing lol...

Franceska:
Mr....i never said i was the one in a "mess". Am happily dating FYI. Thanks for the "try" tho.

How can you be happily dating?? I hope you don't end up like your friend who wants to Bleep her way into filling her husband's shop..(Whatever he's even selling) LOL.. Come to think of it, How many rounds will fill the shop?? I'm a good business man.. we can deal..

Franceska:
My Bossom friend and confidant recently spewed to me her resolve to finally let any man who can give her reasonable amount of money, have carnal knowledge of her. She got married 2yrs ago and after the wedding, business nose-dived for the husband. So she has decided to help in her own ways raise capital for the husband to restock his shop. She wana find out what i think about it?
FrienDs, what do you guys think about this? Am not married yet.

Franceska lets do business... inbox me ur pic.. if you meet my criteria.. I'll send you to and fro ticket to my base... waiting for ur inbox.

MzNelly:
Good question; because a matured adult would not take a lady for granted because she has no time to begin playing 'hide-and-seek'/hard to get.

What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

Is hard moving on without looking bad in a place where everyone is looking back. I planned seeing my Pastor on Wednesday and discuss it with him. It will be an awkward discussion though but i have to do it because of the text he sent me,.

I really like this church but if it happens i have to leave it, then it will be going to church in my house and being my own pastor...

If you have ever been in a situation like this, I need your advice. I joined a church in my Uni days 3 years ago. I was in my Finals then and this girl i dated used going to her church as a condition for us to date so it was an easy decision because prior to that I wasn't even attending church services. The church is one of those Big Nigerian Churches in Ghana and Nigerians or young Ghanaian attend the church. My first time there was cool and i decided to make it my church and been a member ever since.

This issue now is that i've gone on to have affairs with different girls at one time or the other and it's really coming back to bite me in the ass. I'm more matured and responsible now and i don't even keep GFs at church any longer but the thing is my Past sins are a real dent on my image in the church.

Among the girls, I'm just there for sex and nothing else but it's not like that anymore.. even new members are getting to know that i had affairs in the church and sometimes i think the guys there also help in spreading the news. These days i just stay the church service and leave immediately afterwards.. People don't even accept a free ride from me to drop them off or something... Well mostly the girls.. My Pastor even send me texts on how to deal with women issues and it's crazy because they are using my younger days to judge me now.

If you were in my shoes or have been in my shoes.. What's your advice??

ideyhere:
Yes

You will get Love wherever you go... and Money also.. IJN

ideyhere:
Na love we go eat?
Love - money = suffering (bad life)
Money - love = management (good life)
Money + love= heaven (fantastic life)

But you still need Love

ideyhere:
How come you forgot to add money?

I'm a woman and I need money ooh

LOL... You are a girl and you need LOVE.

Allwility: I like people who know what they want. At least you do! But when ladies date most undergrads or fresh grads, what are they really expecting? Diamonds in the sky? If I may ask, how little is little?? My advice to guys that get dumped cos they are broke: GO GET A JOB. At least when you hammer, you'd have known someone you shouldn't settle with.

I believe it was Eleanor Roosevelt that said, "Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water". Don't take me too seriously...I'm sleep- typing, whatever that is.

The two of you just made my day with your comments. Thanks!!! Nothing more to add.

Liability: andy tanx so much.....but people are a labelling me as a selfish lady.

How could i be selfish when my boyfriend is not ready to marry me?

Everyone is self righteous and have forgotten that at the end of the day, what is recognized is marriage. Your boyfriend will meet tons of ladies in the future.. that's for sure and he'll eventually get married and life will go on. You can chose to wait for him till he gets ready or chose to run your race alone.. It's just a Bf/GF relationship and life must go on... But consider your age as a woman and the type of man that is proposing to you before you make any decision.

folawiyoma: Omo that your story touch my heart o.


First. I see betrayal

Secondly. I see desperation.

Third. I see curiosity after action have been taken.

Lastly. I got skied for you and I hope uv chosen the right person.


But remember marriage is not something you can rush in.

But if you rush in, make sure you stay in tight.

Lobatan.

I see a girl that weighted her options while considering her age and decided on what's best for her. The most important thing.

ellapius: its ur life girl livr it to full.if the story is tru then its good u go for wat u want.

Harsh truth

Expecting a woman to woo smh. They will kill the fun

Didn't even go through most of the comments.. Felt i should add my piece to it.. Well let me go through the comments. Thanks

With regards to Olamib's post about having a broke Bf, I find it interesting that girls actually think about some of the things she wrote in her post.

I have a question please.

Why do Unemployed or Low income women think their path to success and living their dream is through a Rich Guy?

I’m asking this because in my opinion, while money and wealth keeps a relationship interesting, what truly define a relationship –in term of what/who the man should be- is his personality and not his riches.

Most times, Ladies make this mistake. You can be bored with a rich man and a rich man may also command less respect from your friends. It depends on how you present the Man, “Money miss road” comes to mind.

In my Opinion, If you are a low Income woman and you think you cannot cope with the pressures of keeping up with what it takes to have a man in your life, then don’t bother putting yourself in such situation. If you cannot afford a weekly visit to the saloon, don't be surprise if your man couldn't also. Stop putting the blame on an -innocent broke guy you met just to show off to your friends that you have man- because you couldn't get a “Rich Man”.

If you like flashy things, the least are you should be able to afford it before someone else will carry that burden. The broke guy didn't meet you in a Ferrari and now you want him to buy you a Ferrari … Who knows he wouldn't even approach you if you were riding a Ferrari!! So stop putting the blame on the guy. If you want to show off to your friends, take the initiative.. Start making money for yourself and attract like people to yourself.

teewai3: no mind them joor...dem too dey form

So you be Man lol

LOL your profile says Male which also make you a lying Nigerian Man lol

voodoo85: I dont want u to do anything )) first of all nobody asked u about anything and second u r the one who takes it seriously

Hmmmmm.. smh

voodoo85: I dnt need to ask anything. And yh i fancy voodoo

And you want us to start going back and forth... Abeg enjoy yourself and take NL less seriously.