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Police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia after becoming pregnant by one of her clients...




She is now being held on a $250,000 bond. According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. (This is where you science majors come in and please explain how this is possible by commenting below.)


While she was alone with the dead man, Marmaduke straddled him and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.


While receiving a routine medical exam a few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test. Police were immediately notified after she confessed as to how her pregnancy came about.
She was arrested without incident in her trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.


What makes this whole situation worse is that Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
Lord have mercy on this poor woman’s soul and her unborn child. How are you going to even explain to your child how he/she was created? I just can’t get over the fact that a dead man could still have erections.
What do you guys think can this really happen.
source http://revealzone..com/2013/05/pictured-woman-gets-pregnant-after.html

Born in Glasgow Scotland, December 31st, 1941 as Alexander Chapman Ferguson, little did the world know that the greatest among football managers just arrived....

Through the rigorous protocols of managerial appointmets thou hath strived;
from East Stirlingshire to st Mirren unto Aberdeen, thou were a genius.
... Thy short stint with Scotland was just a summary of thy learning curve of what
will usher thee unto the high pinnacle of thy great career with what will become
one of the greatest sports club of all time, MANCHESTER UNITED.
Having turned down offers from Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal (yes Gunners), Liverpool and QPR, it was obvious that thou was meant for Manchester United.
And since the day thou took over from Ron Atkinson, the United dynasty was bestowed on thee.
And from the foot of the table, thou hast taken the club to an unprecedented heights, thus amassing a total of 34 trophies in 26yrs with United.
Thy insights into talents hath led to the signing of marquee players,
from stubborn but talented Eric Cantona, George Best to Sexy David Beckham unto prolific Robin van Persie.
Roy Keane, Ruud van destroy, Peter Schmeichel including but not limited to
Wayne wazza wazza Rooney (Mr. Ogbuefi) are but a few rotten eggs their stain will
remain on thy garments forever so thou are not flawless.
However, thy intimidations on referees canst not be overlooked, thus making
games at Old Trafford a nightmare to every match officials, albeit the name "theatre of dreams", where all Fergies expectations are met.
Thy mind games, rants on match officials, not to mention the famous shoe throw on Beckham are all but a few of thy landmarks that shall be missed.
Thy huge influence can be felt roundabout Europe and the English FA, even unto the uttermost part of the United hierarchy,
from the Glazers family unto David Gill, thy wish oh Ferguson are not denied.
Thou are simply SIR MANCHESTER UNITED as evidenced when the club dedicated a portion of the stand to thy name. Thou are the best in the game of management.
All families of football lovers globally sing thy praises today as they wish thee a joyful retirement. Thou shall be missed.
" In Fergie, United stand and triumph".
source http://revealzone..com/2013/05/a-tribute-to-greatest-manager-of-all.html

She posed in clothing you might see on any beach in America, but this ex-teacher said her bikini photos got her banned from for good from her classroom...
A former Martin County High School English teacher in Florida said she lost her job after one of her racy modeling photos came to the attention of the school’s principal.

Olivia Sprauer, 26, who models under the name Victoria James, told The Huffington Post she knew she took a risk when she decided to pose for bikini photos beginning in February, but she decides she wanted to chance it.

“Lots of teachers get fired or asked to resign for the same things I did,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “I knew I didn’t want to come back next year and I knew I wanted to go to grad school so I decided if I made it to the end of the year I would be happy.”

Unfortunately for Sprauer, who started teaching in 2011, she didn’t quite make it. On April 29, she was called into principal Alfred Fabrizio’s office. Sprauer said the principal showed her one of her modeling photos and, after she confirmed the picture was of her, she was asked to resign that day.

“I felt like it would have been nice for my students to finish out the year with me,” Sprauer said. “They trusted me and they made me happy so that aspect of it was sad.”

The Martin County School District would only confirm that Sprauer, who taught freshmen and juniors, is no longer employed at the school. A spokesperson for the district declined to comment further because it was a “personnel matter.”

Sprauer said she did nothing wrong.

“I don’t make pornography. I don’t open my legs on camera. I take swimsuit glamour style photography,” Sprauer said.

Sprauer said she still plans on attending her student’s graduation.

“They are happy for me,” Sprauer said. “They know I love them.”

UPDATE: On Sprauer’s Model Mayhem page, she writes that, “I am more than comfortable shooting TASTEFUL nudes for the right projects.”
source http://revealzone..com/2013/05/teacher-fired-after-her-s3xy-bikini.html