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Smithkline200:
Call your friend and inform him..

Don't fix his car without his knowledge please.

If he gets to find out later, he would never trust you again.

Exactly! This is what I have been expecting someone reasonable to post since.

Mr. Op, calling to inform the car owner ought to have been the first thing to do even prior to creating this thread. What if he/she is a Nairalander and stumbles on this? Or someone close to him who is quite familiar with the vehicle??!... Let's be smart about such delicate issues. Who knows, he/she might even be merciful and ask you not to worry about fixing it.

I advise you to take down this post, and do the commonsense needful. Thanks.

MikeMicheal:
Just prepare at least 200K

He didn't say he smashed the engine... Please, be calming down!

Honestly speaking, I can't even understand how a person residing in a village goes out daily without being strapped, at least with a lethal dagger, jackknife and pepper spray.

Anyone still waiting on this failed leadership to protect them is not serious, or has a death wish!!!...

Nigerians, you are your own security! Find a way!!!... I don talk my own finish!!!

Ayemileto:
Did you realise they played a hot 5 - 4 with Tottenham in a game that dragged into extra time just few days earlier?

You can't play that kind of game and not flop now.

Even Tottenham collect 3 - 0 from Man City.

You probably haven't been following those 2 teams you mentioned in recent times (Everton and Spurs)...

Everton has been on a steady decline for a good while now, Spurs have been unspeakably and shamefully mediocre since last year.

Spurs were always going to lose badly to Man City, whether or not they played mid-week. This was clear to any one keeping tabs on them.

Everton's loss yesterday was shocking solely in the scoreline and the fact that they barely put up a fight.

So please, don't bother trying to excuse both teams... They have been dwindling for a while now.

Exercise the hell out of that feeling of anger... Complete the process with some good dose of comedy: Sitcoms!!! Reading and digesting volumes of books helps too.

Been doing this for decades! Since most Nigerians are such annoying people, it is safe to say I will perpetually remain fit and intelligent!

SimplyFacts:
If she no show ass weytin she gain Celebs Pseudo-celebs & that part of the body ehn

At the bold, what else does she possess that is worth celebrating, acknowledging or that is remarkable??! Intellect? Talent? Charisma??!...

She's got to fully and properly utilize her sole selling point!

NiRfreak:
A wannabe Lamborghini crooner should have a Lamborghini not a Range.Rover....100 stickers of LAMBO pasted all over your Rover won't change it to Lamborghini you bittch

Sigh... Breathe brother, just breathe! All will be well!

pepperdemzombie:
She should have asked for good bleaching creams and yansh craw craw creams instead.

This is fvcking disgusting... A bloody eyesore!

What would these ladies do without photo edits and filters??!... Well, men who date and sleep with these things dey try sha! Same with ladies going out with bleached idiotic guys.

I personally won't let them anywhere near me!

The main problem is Nigerians...

If only Nigerians can outrightly reject all members of the same deceitful political class who have refused to retire or die!

We should collectively support and elect individuals with proven track records of leadership.

This won't happen because most Nigerians are beyond redemption.

Reference:
Osimen has issues beyond injury. His off-fields are not helping.

Watched him against Juventus... Was not impressed one bit.

He looks way out of form.

Everton is a very useless team... The fact that United drew with them further validates the fact that United is certainly average and unfit to be champions.

Congrats to Maja. I wish him greater heights... More wins for all young and serious Nigerian footballers out there.

My wonderful and fellow Westerners should continue accommodating vipers...

Y'all should continue trying to separate the good from the evil Nomads.

I just dey observe all of una!!! Don't do the needful.

As for other smarter regions, start taking action NOW!!! Give these bastards zero space.

Firstorderwizard:
Future Biafran squad technical team member
@Canada 2026 FIFA world cup

It's your right to dream...

Nigerians will never have sense... Damn!!!

Your real enemies are killing and maiming your people in the villages, you are here in the heart of the city forming hard man on top innocent strangers. What manner of stupidity and cowardice is this?!!

If these people can actually mobilize and head for the bushes and farms to confront their real invaders, things will change... Instead, they have chosen to be willing tools in the hands of puppeteers determined to destroy their states.

Something is fundamentally wrong with an average Nigerian Negro's brain and sense of reasoning... This is just pathetic!!!

openmine:
How are they the real enemies of the country?

You are quoting someone hungry for cheap attention... You really get time.

Bennycollins:
Talking about one season wonder, Liverpool? Not injury anything, VVD, Gomez, Fabinho etc were all there when Villa trashed them, they could even be worse with those players fit.

I doubt it... With a proper defense, Liverpool would be far better off now.

Gwan2:
Learn to give deserved accolades to whom it is due....Man city is littered with injuries as well. Guess you can tell the impact of Aguero and De bruyne to the team. There are some other less prominent players injured as well, they just have the advantage of squad depth, which accolade for that feat should go to the manager. Don't even talk about money spent or money available to the manager, Man utd have arguably spent more money on transfers in the last five years than any other english team/club

I have literally been hailing and congratulating Man City for weeks now, especially since other top teams started tossing points away.

So, I don't get why you Pep fan boys are so wound up...

You expect me to pretend that Man City's current change in fortunes is solely due to their innate quality and Pep's "wizardry"?!! Come now, they have basically been handed the trophy without much stress.

Who is currently putting up a fight?!! Pray, tell!!!

Amotolongbo:
Hope the Miyetti Allah group and Arewa whatever won’t cone out to spew rubbish when we give them back in the same fate

When you give them back?!!... Lol... Just give over! Your leaders have already surrendered their children's inheritance just for a portion of pottage.

What a shame!!!

How can a whole Western region suddenly become soft targets like helpless Northerners! Damn!!!

So... The question remains... Where will United finish this season with so many more small teams ahead?!!

I am guessing 4th or 5th!!!

Guardiola is so lucky...

The only team that could have stressed them or even prevented them from winning this title is not in form this season due to numerous injuries.

So much cruising for them till end of the season!

Hopefully the true threat to Man City will be back and better next season! Talking about the current defending champions.

Buhari and his security heads are just embarrassing this nation with each passing day...

I still don't get how the main victims in the North are not protesting and actually raising their voices against these inept leaders! Is it because it's their own that's in charge?!! Were these not the same people who raised hell when Jonathan was in office?!!... What hushed their voices?!!

greatiyk4u:
This one na yoruba comedian that is known only by his people

If you think comedians are the ones you are hoping on to liberate a complex nation like this, then you are not in touch with reality.

Even through his wack comedy he is not propagating any message of hope and value to the youths

Where is #EDOPIKIN?


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For those quoting me, his sudden activism lacks purpose and direction ,why not take the protest to the panel that authorised the reopening of the toll gate? What of propagating for boycott of the tollgate usage by Nigerians since una assume Nigerians were massacred at the gate?
Crazy people full here.

Honestly, you aren't making an iota of sense! No disrespect sir.

If there was a more diplomatic way to put it, I would have.

Chapter1vs6:
Funny. What does Joseph not having fun with Potiphar’s wife got to do with Saint Valentine?

Why was David's Destiny not aborted because he slept with Uriah's wife and killed Uriah??

guess this daddy finally chose comedy over ministry.

It's really no ones fault that you can't read and comprehend. Sorry!

bluefilm:
I still remember how the bitch tore up Trump's State of the Union speech just to show her disdain for Mr. Trump

So much bitterness for a woman so old! Which player broke her heart this badly??!

johnkey:
i'm always happy and have no bad blood against any girl but in this country presently there are no loyal girls so i keep on chopping and running until baba calls me. life goes on.

Lol... You pipo are not well on this forum!!!

That's you people's headache...

The only things reasonable and mature guys like me are thinking about this period are how scores for this knockout stage of UCL will be come Tuesday to Thursday.

Sex?!! Which sex?!! The one that has been happening anyhow since Christmas or another one?!! Mtchewww!!!

timay:
I thought I was the only one that noticed it.

if it was a regular court of law, this case won't even get to trial because it will be thrown out. The Dems didn't even try to prove their case properly. Immediately they decided not to accept witnesses, I knew that that they don't have a thing to prove

It was a circus, and a pathetic charade! Even their attempt at emotional blackmail came off as lame. Smh.

bjtinz:
. They are not longer doing so because a more reasonable president is now in power, not the buffoon telling people to inject themselves with bleach

Okay.... So, has the virus become less deadly?!! Have the casualties begun to decline drastically?!!!

Petyprince:
Trump today, Trump tomorrow, Trump forever. He is the true son of God. The devil can't touch him. He will be back real soon

Please, do well to refrain from insulting God.

Even Satan dey learn for where Trump dey... Abeg, leave religion out of this!!! Thank you.

bluefilm:
Useless people.

Trying to convict someone who is already out of office?

They don't even see the implications of their desperation just because they are blinded by the unending hatred for Mr. Trump.

That means the evil George W. Bush could be tried in the Senate for his lies on the War In Iraq.

And the homophilic Barack Obama could be tried for lying in the Killing of Osama bin Laden and burying him in the sea...

Useless and vindictive Nancy Pelosi.

I'm glad the Republicans were able to rally around Mr. Trump.

Senator Ted Cruz is my new hero now.

That woman is horrendously vindictive! Damn!!!

She is ready to burn down America if that's what it would cost to nail Trump. Choi!!!

Fahdiga:
This goes to show that Trump is innocent all this while

Nah... Not even close. Nigga is guilty as sin!!!

This simply goes to show that Trump employed the best defense counsels, and still has 9 lives!

Crimrburster:
Trump is the best. The slowpoke in white house is equivalent to Buhari the cow, stupid gay.

Trump has no busy leading any nation least of all the most powerful in the world...

There is no simpler or easier way to state this hard cold truth!!!

There is more to leadership than hardcore patriotism.