₦airaland Forum

NobleAngell:
"...bleached divorcee slay queens, with surgically enhanced bodies!" That was Toke he was referring to. Every single word described her. That's why she feels attacked.

1. She's highly and clearly "bleached".
2. She is well and truly divorced.
3. Her body is conspicuously and obviously enhanced surgically.
4. She is unabashedly slaying (Not quite sure of the Royalty part).

She shouldn't feel attacked, except he lied in the overall allusion!!!

Yeah... I also found the "Divorcee" part unnecessary and in very poor taste.

However, even if that single word were omitted, Toke would still have found the entire post offensive and accusatory. Cos she is very guilty of the main points raised.

Apart from that single judgemental word, Reno was on point with that post!!!

What sort of madness and poor self esteem possess a lady to modify her skin and body??! Why such vanity??!...

The amount and level of fake among our ladies of today is mind-boggling!!!

Can't even look at a fair lady from afar and be sure she was born with that complexion!!!

The billions cosmetics industry makes yearly from selling fraud! Smh.

November1857:
Just imagine this pics !

Shocking, saddening, and very pathetic!!!... The lies they project shamelessly on the media! Yet, they won't tell them the adverse effects.

If na to label cigarettes with warnings of dying young, e no dey hard them.

Stevengold:
Did the flood happen in 36 States
Seems we've left farming for the Northern region of Nigeria, we're so done!!!

I totally agree with you there... The South needs to wake up from this food dependency on the North!!! It is just laziness and poor leadership!!!

It's not even about Onions... Agriculture is the new gold!!!

If this nation is headed towards self sufficiency, then agriculture will become a money-spinning venture.

As for this Onions matter, I'm the least bothered... If we can survive by eating less rice, then onions can fly the fvck off!!!

Stevengold:
Failed country! Even onions?

Are we that lazy? Or dumb?

So, you missed the part about 'Flood' destroying normal harvest...

pretydiva:
It hasn't been easy here in Benin. Night life is completely zero. May God see us through

God has done his part by giving you all life and a state to call your own...

Your people chose to fold their hands and pay lip service to increasing lawlessness among young people, even hailing them as "strong men"!!!

These were the same people some of your people applauded when they went destroying police stations and freeing prisoners... The chicken finally came home to roost.

Redemption lies at your feet!!!... Denounce and disown those bastards publicly and collectively!!! Support law enforcement, form vigilantes if possible, and smoke them all out.

Sigh... Why is Lagos state so populated with hoodlums??!... Not sure anywhere else on God's green earth has this shocking level of thuggery and criminality!!!

BafanaBafana:
Try to equip yourself with knowledge of people, history and political events. Read biographies of past leaders, read investigative historical materials. Only then will you be able to differentiate facts from fallacies and identify lies when you see them.

You are not even close to the reader that I am... So, don't even go there!!!

Who wrote those things??! God or angels??!...

Leave matter!!! I stand by my statements... If we have had honest and transparent leaders, even for just 4 years, the transformation of this nation especially her economy will not only be amazing but reverberate for decades.

The nation has declined economically since 1960, and you all are here trying to make cases for statesmen you adore, while the truth stares you right in the eye.

BreconHills:
Huge lie!!
How could he have taken CBN funds to London when he was deposed in a surprise coup by MM while in East Africa gor an OAU meeting?

Nigerians can't think. What a pity.

Yeah... Na so... Because stealing and looting of such magnitude is done in a single day, month or year!!!... Guy, abeg leave matter!

Nigeria's current backwardness and poverty didn't occur in a blaze of few years... No single Nigerian leader in history has ever kept his dirty thieving hands off the nation's treasury... None till date!!!

Stop defending people who don't give a rat's ass about you, your future, and your generation yet unborn.

Not a fan of any foreign nation, especially criminal entities like Britain, Russia, and America, but stealing is the hallmark and legacy of every single leader of this nation (past and present)!!!

tesppidd:
How did you leave Obasanjo and Jonathan out

Honestly, I tire for the guy o!!!... What those two stole between themselves is mind-blowing.

brain54:
an allegation is just what it is untill proven with facts.

The reality that this wealthy nation has become the one of the poorest in the world today is more than enough fact that the commonwealth has been mercilessly looted and diverted since independence....

No Nigerian elder statesman is exempt from this unforgivable plunder that started even before independence! Not a damn one!!!

It is beyond idiocy and slowpoke-ism for a youth to even try to defend these people in any form!!!

Nigerian Political and Leadership Elites: A legacy of the worst form of criminality ever known in global history!!!

Come 2023, anyone who campaigns, supports, listens to, and votes for a politician over the age of 50 has decided to completely bury this nation in the bottomless pit of corruption and retrogression.

Most Nigerian political patriarchs and elder statesmen are the worst criminals God ever had the misfortune of gifting this world... What an unfortunate nation!!!

bouncin04:
My man ... Swears the last football match I watched wey sweet me was Barcelona vs Liverpool ... Gosh !! that free kick !! ... football no sweet me these days as you no dey perform , all I always do is go on you tube , type Messi in the search bar and I'm good to go with loads of unending highlights of you .. Even if you no play again .. I swear my man you don try .. Even after making me lose a huge sum of money ...I still like you die . I hope nature gives us someone who plays like you before I leave this world ..

Nah... Nothing will ever come close to the 8-2 catastrophe in Germany last season... Nothing!!!

phayvoursky:
Subtle way of saying you've overstayed your welcome.

Just read the damn post...

osamz007:
A GOAT DOESN'T REST

That makes Bruno Fernandes the current G.O.A.T then...

IamPlato:
They Are Really Taking This Serious Sha.


This Same CNN wey Americans hate, trump Even Banned Them From White House Press Conference because They Go Out And Twist Every Thing He Says


Na This Same CNN nigerians Won Worship.


CNN is Not Your Friend.

Okay... So, whose friend is Lie Mohammed??! The average Nigerian??!...

You expect the average Nigerian youth to pick him over CNN??! Really??!

Doppelganger... Everyone has at least one identical 'twin' somewhere out there, even in an entirely different nation.

Easy to tell that the 'unbleached' and more manly looking one on the left is certainly not Denrele.

Why are their heads always missing??!...

Pythons should be extinct in Nigeria before 2023, at this rate of "poaching"!

Brandonx:
Kemi!kemi!kemi!
How many times did I call you?
If you don't have anything to do with your time why not look for one popular market to start selling tomatoes or fresh meat?

She is an investigative and gossip journalist!... Look it up!!! That is a globally recognized job and career description.

Sigh... On a scale of 1 to 10, how good could that dick have been that a 19 year old turned arsonist and murderous at the very thought of someone else having it??!!... 19 fvcking year old??!... Like what the fvck?!!

Have all Nigerian youths gone mad?!!

chatinent:
Is Nigeria not the hell people talk about?

I don't think so...

Nigeria is so bad, it makes people doubt Hell is as bad as it is portrayed.

It's not a job thing... It's a cultural thing unfortunately.

The average Nigerian (especially the young one) is rude, no thanks to poor upbringing, lack of exposure and poor orientation!!!

No one should tell me hardship, job dissatisfaction, and all that crap... I have met poor people who are very polite, humane, and courteous. Conversely, I have met very well off Nigerians who are as rude as fvck.

The jobs you mentioned come into lots of spotlight because they are largely client-based... It has absolutely nothing to do with any job description, just the person, just the average individual in a nation where rudeness is encouraged, condoned, even overlooked or encouraged.

Market women and men (especially in the South)
Celebrities (real and pseudo)
Security agents and guards
Government officials
Even religious leaders...
Etc...

All the above are as rude as what the hell!!!

Pray tell... Where's the re-creation?!!

No parent should bury his offspring... None!!!

How do you open fire on an unarmed individual?!! On what grounds??!...

Sigh... Another day, another RIP!!!... Many Nigerians are already becoming desensitized with regards to deaths... As long as it's not someone they hold dear, they just type RIP and move on.

Mortality rate at the hands of violence is becoming something else in this nation...

Theboss100:
I am currently consulting with the oracle on key Man U players including their useless defenders. Watch out for some heart break

No need... Just tell the Oracle to keep that Norwegian as the coach against all odds...

As long as he is in charge, they will keep under-performing even with a fully fit squad.

Dansuqi:
Fabinho is playing in defence,no Arnold,no salah.Leicester played suspiciously

Leicester played like Leicester... They are not that good tbh.

Reussite:
You just have to give it to Liverpool & Jurgen Klopp.
Absentees
Salah
Trent
Henderson
Van Dijk
Gomez
Thiago
Chamberlain & Naby just got injured.
....& yet the team didn't use that to give an excuse to do great. They did not just beat Leceister but they won convincingly with the scoreline a misrepresentation of what the game turned out to be.
This is Champions Sturvs!!!!!

A truly worthy and well deserved victory!!!

Mr. Op, lemme help you properly title your tales by moonlight...

"9 Crazy/Stupid things Morons Do When They Fall In Love"

You are welcome!

Dansuqi:
Liverpool are fixing matches.how can Leicester lose to a weakened loserpool

Weakened?!! In what way exactly?!!...

The only part of that team that is actually weak is the bench...