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TheChameleon:


Are you Igbo? Are you pretty, Linda?

FFK, The Yamlegger Slayer is coming for you.

Next victim loading..

FFK is way beneath the level Linda operates.... No insults, just fact!!!

emeijeh:
Common Brighton wan kill them the other day, abi you no watch the match?

Kill??! The scores say otherwise!!! Tho, Chelsea had a shaky start.

However, the team will only get better with more games.

fergie001:
I will support a team tomorrow...You know the team I will support nah

Lemme guess... You arrived The Bridge already donning Red and Red!!!

SmartProf:
What a terrible news, and its very unfortunate. These are the kind of news that makes those in Nigeria who believe in Ember months tragedy begin to make concorted fallacies. When u travel in Nigeria, it creates so much fear among loved ones that they will call you hundred times before you arrive your destination, and once your number doesn't go through for a minute it causes panic in them. Some bus preachers will even tell u that if u ignore their msg, u may have no other chance to repent, and u'll see everyone in the bus so quiet out of fear. Life is so fragile, but God will preserve us all from danger and disaster.

Honestly, it's a shame that simple travelling has become a big deal in Nigeria... A country where making a journey is like preparing for an unknown or final destination!!!

A close friend traveled from Edo state to Lafia recently... The entire family literally held their breaths till he arrived and called them. Their concerns ranged from accidents to banditry... It's so pathetic!!!

fergie001:
I don comot before I collect Bayernic ban

I will support a team tomorrow...You know the team I will support nah

Which needful??! Messi fanboys are still having 8 nightmares. Pushing this to final destination will tilt them over emotionally.

Ghettokid1 has bribed Lala to keep this 'bad news' buried!!! So, forget it!!!

emeijeh:
Lol at bolded.

But if this team catch Chelsea en!!!!

This current Chelsea team??! Game go balance abeg!!! Leave matter!

fergie001:

ghettokid1 emeijeh gbest90 buharinawah buharinawah Vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 leomessi10

I just fear this team o.... Dem no just dey tire or lose steam!!!

A layman would almost think Schalke is a division 4 side!!!

At this rate, no one will want to play them in UCL!!!

delzbaba:
it happens often

Monkey sef like better tin!!! See as the animal calm down dey do selfie with fine chick!!!

Brachaa:
Basket case
Devil dog

Basket Case was just INSANE!!!.... Worthy mentions:

Child's Play
Jeeper Creeper
Pot of Life
Devil's Sword
Ultimate Power (Ayamatanga)

Minjim:
Take it easy.

How many African Horror movies have you watched self?

'Diamond Ring' came close

Diamond Ring came close to kini??! Nah... Willie Willie stands heads and shoulders above them all till date.

PROUDIGBO:
He’s got nothing on Chucky the doll....trust me! Chucky is the stuff nightmares are made of!

Chucky didn't scare me a tiny bit!!!... Willie Willie was the stuff of horror flicks!!!

I personally grew up on horror flicks, indigenous and foreign:

Hot Cash
Aje N' Iyami (Only Legends can relate)
Evil Dead (the original one)
Captives (Ombo Gogo Ombo gave me chills)
Nneka the Pretty Serpent (Fvck me!)
Etc...

I can tell you for free that horror movies of recent years are just not it!!! They can't scare sh*t!!!

Jayoficial:
Am I the only one this movie didn't scared a bit?

Maybe you watched it old... That TV show was scary as fvck!!! Willie Willie was scarier than the Bogeyman!!!

spyglaxx:
That thing dey sweet.Just mix it with sliced ewedu leaf and fry it with good tomate � paste And cowskin.

ERM... No thank you!

MansoryMX:
Give her 3 months from today she go buy Benz, Lexus, Range Rover or Venza.

3 Months??! Benz wey she go release next month!!! Dey there!!!

LandOwners:
Cool.
She looks beautiful also.... Hope she makes it big like Genny.



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"Makes it Big"!!!... Issokay!!!

Mummyfour:
Are the mods not seeing this?.
People dey chop liver o. No fear sef. Broad daylight scam . Well sha some mumus go still fall

The desperation is mind blowing!

The yahoo game is getting really crowded, and the format getting lamer by the day.

Las Las, na dem go use their hand destroy themselves!!! I pity them... Some of them in my area have gone into hiding for over a week now since EFCC and SARS begin dey seriously reason their matter... What kinda life is that??! Smh.

moonbender:
His killing is attached to something bad he has done to someone. Nobody will just carry gun and shoot people like this without something fishy.

Before saying RIP, try to imagine maybe he has killed before.

Hoteliers always have their hands dirty.

Nope... A million and one things can earn you a bullet in this country!!! Did it cross your mind that a fellow hotelier might have paid for his assassination, on the simple ground that he is a huge competition and obstacle...

Being successful in Nigeria of today, even if legit, makes you an enemy to most, and sometimes puts a target on your back.

Skepticus:
Ogun kill u there.

Bastard Scammer.

I like to believe he is merely joking around... Don't want to believe it has gotten to this extent.

Evil Spirit??! Africans, especially Nigerians embarrassing themselves in the 21st Century!!!

A man who probably had protracted struggle with mental illness, and should have been committed a long time ago! Now, look at the senseless loss of lives!!!

Funny thing is, they will convict, and sentence him... As if prison will bring back his sanity!!!

Poverty and Mental Illness: End result can be nothing less than catastrophic.

If it were a certain third world nation, law enforcement and the ignorant citizens would laugh it off, even accusing and mocking the man or men in the family for being sissies, for not having the balls to put her in her place!!!... Some would go as far as insisting that women can't be domestically violent, or violent in any form... that they are the "weaker vessels"!!!

Some countries and their citizens are just backward, slow, and stupid!!!

icuminpiss:
6 of the 8 goals penalty
6 of the 8 goals na penalty, if he scored 20 goals
14 would have been penalties.. Fucccccc

Jorginho is also a midfield player... How many goals from open play vs spot kicks has he scored since he joined Chelsea??! How about Immobile, Ronaldo, Messi, and Ramos??!...

Don't you know what makes a player exceptional, a midfield player for that matter??! Na wa for una o!!!

Exonerate1:
Martial has been robbed Ngl.

If only Martial took those penalties

Nah.... Martial came late to the party! Bruno took off flying above them all from the moment he wore the jersey... He didn't win Player of the Month by fluke.

Hopefully, Martial will have an injury-free season this time around to prove his true mettle.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
For being a penalty lord

All these overated Portuguese

Same with penaldo......

Penalty is part of football, and goals scored from the spot earn the same number of points as those scored from anywhere else...

Overrated, you say??! You clearly don't watch football! So, no point continuing with you.

EdmundChidera:
Bruno the champions of penalties, let's await for more penalties this season.

Champion of penalties??! Has he taken more penalties in his career than Ronaldo, Messi, and Immobile??!... If Man United gets penalties, is he supposed to decline taking them??! Is he the VAR or Referee awarding the penalties??!...

Guy, type objectively... Penalties aside, who was better than he was in that midfield last season in EPL, apart from the Assist god in Man City??! Name 3 players that outplayed him in the midfield within the same period in question!!! I will wait!

brandnprinting:
[s]Those people saying you should walk away knows nothing about life. You needed to be used to become something in life. To become a master you need to be a servant. Getting jobs in Nigeria you have to know somebody that knows somebody. Breaking into that inner circle is hard bros.

Please calm down, accept the Junior job, finish your PHD, and when opportunity knocks again be on ground to grab it. [/s]

You have no dignity!!! What a shame!!! That's why this nation is where it is today... Keep managing mediocrity and slavery as a doorway to prosperity??! Who raised you on such nonsense??! You need urgent psychological rehabilitation!!! This is not an insult... This is a friendly response!!!

karkinase:
I would have love to insult you but I wont. If @ ur age and with your MSC you dont know you are being played then I wonder what you know.

You should drop a little insult for him... It will be apt and deserving!!! How can a youth be so dull with all the education obtained??!

Nigeria is in a poor shape, but it can't be enough excuse to totally sacrifice one's dignity and self-respect like this!!! God forbid bad thing!!!

Shameful talk... Under normal circumstances, elections shouldn't be so complicated. People should vote peacefully, and watch their votes collated and results clearly reflecting their desired choices.

At a time nations have already left this ancient electoral process behind for electronic voting, we are still grappling with fears or concerns about rigging, and ballot snatching.

The size of the sliced Okra tho.... I won't touch that soup!!!

Kenplay:
you suffer from psychological insecurity, seeing people more intelligent than you makes you cringe in fear.

You just described the average Nigerian, especially male, on Nairaland!!!

OkuFaba:
I smell cover up..

They tryna cover up a Murder

I can smell it

While that is possible, suicide is not unlikely... Suicide rate has continued to be common place among military personnel not just in Nigeria, but across the globe.

Should it even be a surprise to you that the average Nigerian soldier can be considering suicide with the way things are being handled under this administration??! Do you know morale is at an all time low among soldiers, especially young ones??! I know this for a fact!