₦airaland Forum

Now, the idiot wants to become the godfather and owner of Rivers state without resistance...!

This life funny sha.

Good support system and early intervention from loved ones and friends would have prevented things from deteriorating to this point...!

It's still not yet late.

He needs treatment and rehabilitation... Lots of counseling too, to prevent relapse.

Addiction and Substance abuse is a global crisis.

Asonaijaaso:
Even Buhari will beat Tinubu by 2pm
Tinubu is alienating himself from the masses....he is running a cabal government

Nah... It's good Jonathan left that office for them

If they hadn't been elected, they would still be wailing about how the nation would have become a paradise in one tenure under them.

Shebi Buhari swore to end Terrorism in his first 6 months!

I will congratulate them when they actually secure that elusive World Cup slot...!


It would be slightly soothing for the citizens to have their football team in North America next year along with others.

Let's see how well they compete against other nations abroad.

I actually stopped reading at "we joined APC for the sake of Nigerians..."



I can understand politicians lying for a living, but Nigerian politicians can't even lie with intelligence or class.

simpleseyi:
Waist deep water? I hope infections no enter your kink?

Omo! I was just lucky... Took a very hot bath with antiseptic soap as I got to the house.

It was scary! For a second, I thought the world had ended and I had been left out of Noah's ark.

solexjames:
They should declare state of emergency

Naija youths sef... Una go beat that phrase "state of emergency" into an Emergency room.

I was once caught in such a flood in that Benin, along Tomline, over a decade ago when attending a wedding.

I lost a shoe wading through almost waist-deep filthy brown water.

Benin city has serious issues...!

correctguy101:
What are you saying?

Victor even drank Chelsea before the match, he's definitely coming to Chelsea...

Lwkmd

Tell him...!

Chelsea is on the lookout for anyone linked to Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool.

Even if he or she is a gardener.

Bimpe29:
Haba! She might be doing that without what you are thinking. 😂

He was only gonna be gone for 10 days...!

Nah! She's got a serious CRUSH on an African footballer.

Wow.... That's a really serious and almost extreme CRUSH on a guy.

bea1234567:
make them come adopt me abeg

no slavery worse than living in the zo o

Have some dignity and self respect...!

Nothing is better than being free.

Wow... That's enough money to pay off some state debts.

Sigh... Why can't some Nigerians be wealthy legitimately?!!

goslowgoslow:
You that is intelligent what makes Reno foolish?

Nothing at all... He is the smartest man in the whole of Nigeria.

Now, jog on.

FreeSpirited:
Nigeria is a place where we make foooolish people famous

Yep... The list is endless:

Bobrisky
Portable
Reno Omokri
Peller (or whatever he calls himself)
Cubana Chief Priest

...Just name them!


You don't even need to be intelligent, talented or doing anything meaningful... Just be constantly loud and stupid in front of a camera!

You guys are seriously making money for Reno by the attention y'all give him daily.

That's good... I like his style.

Using religion and tribe to bait and divide Nigerians on social media, while making Dollars from engagements of both haters and ass lickers.


Reno Omokri knows the game of psychological manipulation of low IQ Nigerians on social media.

kunle4toyeyaho:
He was not totally wrong. The security reports/ intelligence available to him could have prompted him. The experts consulted before arriving at the decision know what most of us don't know. Unfortunately, security/ intelligence reports can't be shared publicly

What about security and intelligence reports for Benue, Enugu, Yobe, etc?!!

So, the loss of hundreds of lives senselessly and brutally due to poor and inadequate security is not worthy to be called an emergency?!!

See ehn... Let's keep playing to the gallery and acting all politically correct.

Jungle go eventually mature!

Nobody said you were deceived...!

Everybody knows you were well bribed convinced to recall her.

Not all men...!

One woman's drama is more than enough for me... I can't imagine additional drama and headaches from multiple women.

Bendeco02:
Some people mumu sha

You sacrufice your life and freedom to fight for a country being ruled by corrupt men.

Politician are looting and enjoying their lifes, while you're sent to fight a war that is full of propaganda and deceit.

You see yourself as strong man because you're in the military when you know that civilians that can beat you physically in the street are many.

What do you gain as a military man from a nation ruled by corrupt civilians?

As a great man once said...

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

-George McGovern

Sigh... They are 'technically' defeated.

The ones that you people claimed to have rehabilitated abi deradicalized (whatever that even means) are kidnapping people calling themselves bandits.


If Nigerian leaders handled national security with the same seriousness they handle elections and crude oil money, Nigeria would have become far safer than Luxembourg since.


You wasted no time in declaring state of emergency in a non-terrorist state because of pipelines, but half that effort has never been made towards addressing this issue in the North.

Artiiclebeast:
Does Ngolo Kante know that he is really wealthy?




Strange and rare kinda humility...

Anyone who needs to show or prove that he is wealthy especially with extravagant lifestyles is still very poor mentally.

You are either wealthy or not... It doesn't matter how you spend or choose not to spend the money.

Hankulu:
Due to Tinubu's hardship government.

People have been vandalising transformers and indulging in such criminal acts of sabotage long before it ever crossed Tinubu’s mind to run for President.

Even in clean and prosperous nations like UAE, Singapore, UK, etc, some Nigerians are still indulging in all forms of crimes and illegality over there.

Massive arms?!!

Has "Massive" gotten a new definition, abi my eyes dey pain me?!!

Portable charges 20 what?!!

As in... Someone will cough up 20 Million to this guy to sing what exactly?!!

Dull people will think he is praising his country...!

RepoMan007:
while govt has a rolw to play in job creation. Govt is not the only party in Job creation.

Sort out the mess called National Security along with corruption in the power sector, and watch investors flood this space.

Investments create employment.

You can successfully invest in insecure and austere environments.

The government knows what to do, but they are either unwilling or clueless to do so.

RepoMan007:
Many actually acquired or paid for those underpaying jobs and love the security it affords them.

True... But, they won't be desperate to pay for underpaying jobs if they had better options, or any options at all.

Do you know some Nigerians actually pay to get paid their pensions and gratuity?!!

I know someone who spent close to 2 million (borrowed money) just to secure a gratuity of 3 Million Naira.


A lot is wrong with Nigeria and Nigerians.

Nothing new here... Most Marriages are havens of some of the most shocking secrets imaginable.

Anyone who tells himself or herself that his or her partner is 100% open is not ready to face reality.


100% openness is the luxury of innocence... And Innocence is outgrown in childhood.

RepoMan007:
if your employer under pay you, leave, most Nigerians workers wont because they are the ones benefitting from employer-employee relationship.

Lol... How many Nigerians have that luxury of leaving underpaying jobs?!!

How many are even employed, for starters?!!

How many jobs are available for the teeming employable youths today?!!

I don't know what part of the nation your assertion is coming from, but the truth is... Most can't leave solely because there isn't a readily available alternative.

Even your President is struggling to pay Federal workers the paltry minimum wage of 70k.

zuby4real10:
Bought mine N12k in 2010 as a student living in off campus. Na we be big guys then wey get this kind of gen. This life is really vanity i swear.

Even the biggest boys can't boldly and casually cough out 145k for this noisy thing today.

Unbelievable!!!

You would think the minimum wage and standard of living of average Nigerians would keep up with such shocking price hikes.

Tell me how poverty rate won't keep increasing along with crime.