₦airaland Forum

saintkel:
so who's best for Chelsea?

A veteran in the coaching game, who will be given complete freedom from dressing room to transfer markets... Absolute autonomy.

Off the top of my head:

Jurgen Klopp (your best choice tbh)
Gareth Southgate
Luis Enrique
Simone Inzaghi
Roberto Mancini


These are coaching stronghouses that have made their marks, and won't bow to tantrums from players, fans or owners... And they will deliver results within half a season.

saintkel:
is that guy good?....cos I don't seem to understand Chelsea chasing him

Based on what he has done with Bournemouth this season... Yes, he is.

I doubt he will succeed at a big club like Chelsea, Man United or others.

Such people work best where the expectations are not over the roof.

Nice one...!

First order of business, get Andoni Iraola in as coach.

When it comes to Politicians and leaders that embezzle BILLIONS of public funds, you invite them and even spread red carpet for them...!

But, when it involves regular average citizens accused of far lesser financial crimes, you swoop down like commandoes and FBI Force tracking down dangerous terrorists.


Upholding the law is a good thing... But, doing it selectively, and constantly trampling on the rights of citizens because they are not wealthy or influential is the sort of thing that sets any nation down a very dangerous path.

When Citizens constantly perceive law enforcement as enemies worse than criminals, that nation is DOOMED!

It's a gathering of people who came to offer comfort... Light refreshment is not bad; it's actually courtesy.

Private matters should stay PRIVATE...!

Social media has made many of you people cross too many lines carelessly.

This is why I no dey pity anybody once Police and handcuffs show... I used to make a case for these online idi10ts whenever they get hauled off to jail, but not anymore.

Many of una for this internet space never wan get sense.

milann:
why did God create it

The very same reason He created goats, Lions, Sheep, Eagles, Man, etc.

To exist and be a key part of the ecosystem.

Kalulu44:
Lolz! I am just laughing sha. Let me just say this once and for all. Majority of Lagos drivers will pass the practical test which is actual driving. Where they'll fail is aptitude test of road signs, traffic light rules and many others. But in actual driving they knows how to drive, I can beat my chest on that.

Even a Chimp or monkey can drive or operate machinery... It's not rocket science.

Actual driving education is more than that. We are talking broadly about Proactive and Defensive driving.

We are talking safe driving, driving according to road conditions, safety maneuvers, road signs understanding, etc.

This is why more than 80 percent of drivers in Nigeria will fail every driving certification test on Earth.

EmekaBlue:
Predators

Unlucky man.

May His soul RIP. AMEN

More like unlucky Crocodile...!

Its only crime was doing what it was created to do.

It never caused the flood, neither did it convince a grown ass man to take such a dangerous driving risk.

Ironfaceman:
I'm disappointed in Ramaphosa, I taught he's a trailblazer. But looking carefully I now know he's just a joke.

By now any serious president should have ordered the arrest of Dudula leaders and those skirt wearing Zulu ritualist.

These people still go about their choir threatening to kill blacks and Ramaphosa is still making statements. I spit on Ramaphosas head.

He might even be secretly backing them...!

This might be the worst President in South Africa's history yet.

Kalulu44:
Lolz! I always laugh when most of you say "one can just jump into a vehicle and start driving" how is that possible if you haven't learn already. Not to talk of hitting the highway or major roads.
Jumping into a vehicle without knowing how to drive can only happen in the streets or inside your compound.
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Anybody that can drive a vehicle to a major road or highway already knows how to drive from learning. The difference is that experience differs. Experience and self awareness determines safety on the road.

Bro, let's not overstretch the TRUTH...!

Most Nigerian drivers have little to no training or education before jumping into a vehicle to start driving.

If you move abroad and go for driving programs, you will realize how much you have been getting by with luck and a failed Nigerian system of lawlessness.

If you put out a law, that all Nigerian drivers must do a driving test before new licensing or renewal, and no one will drive anywhere without a license... Half of Lagos and Nigerian roads will be empty within a day.

I don't even stand to be corrected.

Nchenches:
Too many semi-imbeciles take on the steering wheel in Nigeria.

1)
No adequate training on how to drive a vehicle. They jump in to drive.

2) a vehicle breaks down on the carriageway, the driver abandons the vehicle there without putting reflecting triangle about 150 meters behind the vehicle. He is a semi-slowpoke. A normal person would know that a speeding driver must hit the vehicle he abandoned on the carriageway.

Thank you Brother...!

Kalulu44, need I say more?!!

You can't and shouldn't use your personal abilities to defend others... The numbers don't lie.

I used to think we would have fewer crashes and fatalities if we had better roads, till I lived in the North...! That was where and when I realized that with far better roads, we would have far more accidents and fatalities.

Why?!! Our drivers are not trained or educated, and this has absolutely nothing to do with driving experience or length of driving.

A bad driver or poorly educated driver is bad even if he has been getting away with bad driving ethic for decades.

Jakpon:
The point is that Yorubaland is the spinal cord of the Nigerian economy. Unfortunately Yoruba land gives more than it receives.

Absolutely. This is why I keep screaming at Governors and citizens of other states.

Erm... That's all?!!

This was what you created a thread for?!!

Jakpon:
The South West has the highest number of industries in Nigeria

The South West has the highest number of Universities in Nigeria

Yes... Agreed!

So, what precisely is your point, sir?

OredoPikin:
Index of development?

Yes... What part of that phrase is tripping you up?!!

CorperKola:
Road rage is a thing for a reason

Terrible driving happens everywhere

Sigh... It's a bit early for this needless defensiveness.

Did I state that poor driving doesn't happen anywhere else?! But, what about the prevalence? Is it the same?!!

How many accidents compared to ours?! How many laws are enforced comparatively?!! Are there even driving rules in your nation and who enforces them?!!

An average Nigerian driver has no business on the road behind a wheel because he is either untrained, uneducated/ignorant about basic road rules, and largely never took nor passed a driving test.

There really is no room for argument here, Sir.

Stop handing out drivers' licenses like they are birthrights.

Make driving education and passing of road tests compulsory and treat it with every force of the law.

An average Nigerian driver doesn't know how to drive... I keep saying this!

Even more than half of traffic bottlenecks are caused by this poor driving attitudes and lawlessness.

A friend of mine told me he stopped praying for "Journey mercies" the day he started living and commuting abroad

Another lady said she never knew driving could be fun and SAFE till she relocated and started driving in Europe.


Something is seriously wrong with many of you Nigerians living in Nigeria...! Spits!!!

1nigeriamyfoot:
It's better to go to hajj than educate almajiri

Yep... It's even far better than feeding, improving security, and other forms of development.

OredoPikin:
Lol
is it only VAT that states brings to the table?

There is almost no index of development that the Southwest isn't topping...!

Look at how poor leadership has turned oil-producing states to Almajiri states.

In all these, Rivers state citizens and indigenes are just there looking on helplessly...!

I mean, it's supposed to be a democracy... Votes are supposed to be the main thing, not Party candidacy.

Lawalemi:
Corpers doing better than politicians.

Even Military leaders in our worst dictatorship managed to outperform most of our so called democratic leaders.

Nigerian Politics has never been about national service or true welfare of the citizens.

Wealthyonos:
Man wey nor get money dey fit sleep?

You would be amazed to know the poor and less privileged generally sleep far better than the wealthier ones.

The truth is that money is is good for a lot of things, but has never solved all problems.

Ate247:
Easy to talk. If you're a man and being informed that you're impotent from birth. How would you feel. Happy I guess.

A lot of today's Nairalanders and general social media users seriously make very unintelligent comments...!

If comments made on social media are a measure of average reasoning capacity across generations, then mankind might be in serious general mental decline.

...Cos the kinds of comments I read on this forum daily ehn.

Samantha125:
I'd be rejoicing if I was her, I hate those things... I can't wait to finish having children and do a tubal ligation.

Rejoicing with a 17 year old who doesn't have a proper Menstrual Cycle?!! And you are a woman already having kids!

How is a young lady without a complete cycle ever going to be able to have kids?!!

I would understand if this comment came from a guy... I would simply excuse his ignorance.

Modified: Just seen the full post, and this is sad!

Congenital defects like this leave parents confused and perplexed.

Now, you have to pray for a MIRACLE.

Just imagine if a babe or "friend" had been in the car with him...!

Na so that person for collect bullet wey no concern am... Even if they spare the person, he or she would be traumatised after witnessing such horro firsthand.

That's why you watch the company you keep at all times.

jaxxy:
They better hire mourinho.

Mourinho is washed out and past it...!

Madrid must be really retrogressing to even consider him.

Congrats to Barcelona on their consecutive La Liga title under Hansi Flick.


This has to be ROCK BOTTOM, by Madrid's standards. Things wouldn't have been this bad if they had left Alonso at thr helm.

He that lives by the gun, will kpai by the... Abi, how una take dey talk that thing.

garriAndsugar:
With all these daily preaching, men are still making mistakes with hungry selfish women

Mistakes ke?!! What mistake?!! Lol!

There is no "Mistake" about weak men thinking only money can buy them true love and faithfulness.