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United fans can finally stop holding their breath...

But, no rest of mind for you people till y'all are ahead by at least 3 unreplied goals.

I don't understand... What kinda m@sturbation did he do to end up with that length of cord inside his bladder??!

What is the size of his penile orifice??! Haaaa!

Kyase:
He has the only experience
Na Ragnick or Arteta get experience

Arteta still get experience pass Rangnick!

Kyase:
Lol
Top 4 will boils down to who's the better coach or luck/Fluke

Of the contending teams' coaches, Conte has the highest experience!

Kyase:
Angelfrost
Spurs don dey bottle top four oo
Arsenal may finish 4th

Those ones... Make them survive the Saint test first!

Well, Conte still has my vote!

Which World War?!! Mtchewwww!

Make una dey una lane Biko!

Other parts of the serious world have better things to worry about!

anzaku47:
Yes I did tooth extraction in Ibadan last year and since then I have been good.

I will never pray for my enemy to have toothache I swear.

True... Once that root decays, removing it on time remains the best bet before it affects others.

PhatScrotum:
Spurs Messed Up, I expected Them To Win

They should have done better... No excuse for that!

Well, it's not like other contenders for the top 4 will even capitalize:

Arsenal beating Saints is still 50/50.

United winning against almost relegated Norwich will be solely by a stroke of chance!

So, Spurs still remain in good standing to finish top 4 despite this slip.

prinsam30:


for how long ar we going to suffer this heartbreaking performance

I fear the fans may have to take over the management of that club!

A management that has failed to do the right thing for over 10 years, won't start now!

I fear that Erik Ten Hag will equally fail woefully under this useless board!

prinsam30:
how maguire start every game and Baily on the bench I can't just understand, na WA oooo, another losing loading

Maguire is the Queen's godson!

Benching him will incur sanctions upon United which will make the one handed to Abramovic look like child's play!

80 Million must play till he drops!

Signed
Sport's Department
Buckingham Palace

WibusJaga:
Would have said very easy win for Man U, but then nothing comes easy for Man U these days.
Hands Crossed & Watching...

Rangnick's current United can't beat my secondary school's senior boys team... I kid you not!

I have watched both teams, and I know precisely what I am talking about!

Norwich really doesn't have anything or anyone to fear!

Well, as Spurs don fall hand today, good luck to United, Arsenal and Hammers!

The real final before the final! This one will go either way!

May the better side overcome! No Red cards abeg!

Meanwhile, Spurs come dey fall hand today o! Still tipping them for 4th position tho!

Kobojunkie:
Sadly, the Op confirmed that his mother didn't leave a will.

Then he can't legally and rightly claim she left it to him...

BRATISLAVA:
According to Nigerians laws, it belongs to his father now. Unless he decides to teach the man a lesson.

Which of the Nigerian laws?!!

If it is legally and rightfully bequeathed to him via inheritance, his father has no claim to it except it was stated in the Will!

Funny thing... Many of you guys castigating the Op would have said otherwise if it were reversed: if it were the mother dragging his inheritance with him!

Every federal hospital and top private hospital has a good dental clinic...

Visit one immediately and get this sorted out!

Rollsnjaguar:
They are scared of the masses?

Why should they be?!!...

Do the masses realize how much power they possess?!!

Can the masses unite as one singular force of authority to compel leaders to do their jobs?!!

You guys are blowing things out of proportion Sha...

My friends into transportation tell me otherwise!

Matter of fact, a lot of people have been traveling down home for Easter since last Tuesday, even from the Diaspora.

You even had to bring a clearly silly and false tale about someone making millions from retiring as a bank manager to make coffins! Haba!!!

How many people are being demised weekly to warrant that idiotic story?!!

AtlanticB:
Africans feed others but can't feed themselves

Corruption and selfishness no go let African Negroes see road!

Drone95:
just by commenting on nairaland

Bad Guy!!! Na man you be abeg!

What the fvck did I just read?!

Men raped a what now?!!

I don't understand this level of perversion! Pukes!!!

JooEeL:
It's stockholm syndrome. The conquered slave approves of his master's actions. It's involuntary; their brains can't help it. It takes a conscious evolution of the mind to break free from it.

After all, we speak their language.
We dress like them.
We even discarded our own religion and adopted theirs.
Some of us even threw away our ethnic names and begin bearing english names like Joe, George, Harry, Margaret, Victoria, Isabella, Sophia etc.

Is it now this same kind of people you expect to understand how their conqueror exploits them? Impossible!!

It's really pitiable!

JooEeL:
It will be ineffective cos Britain still has Nigeria, its food basket, where it can keep tapping oil for free in the form of Shell Corporation.

Since the moronic tendencies of the black nigerian is pervasive, Britain has not too much worries in where her future food comes from for generations to come.

Africans have fed those parasites for too long!

It's shockingly disappointing seeing these same exploited Negroes supporting the rubbish hypocrisy from UK.

India is just cashing out from this war like nobody's business!

They're putting their nation's interests above any other!

Call them whatever you like, but they have smart leaders!

adeoyekay:
Would you accept 30k teaching job in Osun and with some other benefits.
Kindly send your c v to this email

Physics teacher is needed

adeoyekayode581@gmail.com

What other benefits??!

Drone95:
#88.0 per day. #2,640 per month

Doing what exactly?!!

pocohantas:
Abi you know the guy before?
No wahala sha. Make I face this food wey I wan chop.

Confirmed guy man, according to reliable sources! Investment about to pay off well!

Wazobia2216:
Some people act as if they are important

Well, since you have typed and posted my thoughts word for word, lemme just sit back and be observing!

You have done well Comrade!

Neimar:
Nor mind them na next year election dy worry them
Bunch of thieves

Typical case of a man playing Ludo while his house burns down!

Georgejeez:
The Guy married a cow , after Child birth she will be like

That's too harsh na! Haba!

She might even slim down later on!

pocohantas:
Nawa! Do you people know how long they have been together? Nawa o

Don't worry... You won't understand! Leave all that grammar up there!