₦airaland Forum

SmartProf:
So you alone has 2 minds and u want to add up the minds of all other Nairalanders before u will have sense on a straight forward issue. What u did is called looting, but you are lacing it with sugarcoated explanations, that's why u are battling with guilt cos u didn't obtain the money directly as a gift from your Oga. But be assured that once you show him the money, u have shown yourself the way out and he wont settle U, cos he will never believe u don't have more looted funds stocked up somewhere. Since you've taken to this and you call it proceeds from profits, u must be stable enough to handle it, but if it was stolen then karma awaits you. If you are still confused, maybe your Oga prayer points in mountain of fire has caught up with you, it's time to go for confession and restitution b4 you develop high blood pressure on the small money u looted but cannot spend it.

Prestonn:
You know I won't allow that my Beautiful Princess


Dont worry Princess, very soon I will go off the Radar

Righteousness89:
Condolences!

Even after He has Trained, Fed and Groomed the the Lions, they still Dealt with Him..

Seeing this, What Comes to my Mind is the Similarity between this Event and what Devil does. Some serve the devil, Sacrifice to him , do his biddings thinking they are Safe!

No Matter How Friendly or Close you are to the Devil ! No Matter How you Serve him, he will make a Meance of you, Destroy you , Deal with you and Laugh at you in Hell!

That guy is a dangerous , Heartless and Wise guy! He Has being thrown down to Earth over 6000 yrs ago..

He Knows the Bible so much!

He knows how Heaven is.
He was Formerly There!
He knows He can't go there again!
That's why he is out to DECIEVE and Confuse Man,who is the Image of God.

He Knows His Time is so Short!

Do not Let Him ! He has no Mercy!
Flee From Anything that Has to Do with Him..

Mihaug:
I saw Public toilet when i was passing in Abuja today...

To cut the long story short, I wept, APC wept, Our forefathers wept, Donald trump wept, Kim jong un wept in nuclear powers, and Buhari was shocked...

omooba969:
Igbo women are gorgeous walahi ...but one would expect their men to show due consideration in this modern age.

Verily, their men need to stop wearing that red cap & head warmer coz it's proven by WHO that those head coverings prevent good reasoning/judgement especially in our tropical region.

NL1960:
Don't they have what is called 'brain resetting' slap in that country?.

This 3 issues can lead and put people into serious problems in the western world <>>>>> the way you treat your wife (abuse and if she calls olokpa) , kids (beating / koboko) cat and dogs (neglect and abuse)

TransAtlanticEx:
Your immigration status matters a lot in this case.
You should start by telling us that so we know how to advise you.
Make you to come here to go back come be problem,unless of course you want follow me dey go sell tomatoes from market to market lol.

TransAtlanticEx:
Person dey cry say e no dey happy with where e dey in life and dey complain of stagnation then you dey recommend therapy.See wetin plenty oyibo film weh una dey watch dey do una.
Who will pay for the therapy?
Money weh e go give e wife to cook 6 months soup na wetin e go use go pay therapist for this hard country?
Better still,that money weh you be want give ahib to use fight war with Nigeria government,why not give him now so that he can use to cure his depression from a qualified therapist?
Una don lose touch with reality kpata kpata...

IamPlato:
North Korea, North Nigeria, North Cyprus or What Ever... Why North Just Evil Like This?

Shellsploit:
Nairaland mods sef...
Seun Osewa, see wetin ur moderators dey move go Frontpage..



Chai... Quora sef!

Imustreturn:
Wip7 come and see

SmartProf:
These are the kind of news you hear from Iraq, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Yemen, Syria etc. It appears the admin of the Whatsapp and telegram group that contains failed & ungovernable countries has added up Nigeria. with the billions spent on security, yet no result. Even animals in Nigeria will be contemplating seriously on how to relocate for their safety. Some animals like birds may have began migrating cos they need no visa or flight ticket. What a shame.

Shellsploit:
Make dem check government house. E fit dey ontop helipad or dem fit don scrap am for parts at owode onirin.


Lalasticlala sef.

Righteousness89:
That's the World we Live in ..

She is a Victim of the Evils and Wickedness of the Endtimes..

Probably a Victim of these Workers of iniquity in the Name of Money by all Means .They Probably have Lured her, Bottled and Calabashed her Destiny and Left Her to Her fate

Or She is a Victim of Evil Projections, Enchantments and incantations..

The Times are Dangerously Dangerous.
It is a Risk to Live Life anyhow.
It is a Risk to be in the middle.
It's a Risk to be Neither here nor there.

It is a Risk to Live without JESUS. Any Nonsense Could Hit and Wipe you out..

They that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear..

sinorte:
Please I need top notch recommendations for artisans that can handle the following jobs:

1. Plastering
2. POP
3. Window design

I understand our brothers from Republic of Benin are skilled at these tasks. So I wouldn't mind someone from that side.

Please let me mention that I prefer to work directly with the artisans. I do not need middlemen or contractors.

Thank you

emmasoft:
Yes there is a percentage to give to the government but I can't say exactly the rate. For the duration it takes, it may be more than what you stated.
Sincerely most people that have had the experience their comment is it's not easy is always the case but it's possible and doable.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen


Noodles
Shrimp
Chicken

emmasoft:
Yes that is the name it's called. The account that is opened or operated on behalf of a late person. It's to show that the person operating it is not the original owner of the investment. Opening and operating an estate account is just as simple as opening a personal account with the bank or a stockbroking firm. once a letter of administration is obtained, the rest is simple and straight forward.
However, obtaining a letter of administration is not as easy and simple as it's being mentioned but it's achievable.

ThothHermes:
How many junior pastors. Do you know how large MFM is?
The number of people involved in scandals are less than 1% of the total number of people he has raised.
Once your church is big enough these things must happen. Even Jesus had Judas.
Will you say Jesus failed in raising good Apostles?
Who wan bad go bad.

hopefulLandlord:
Kenneth Copeland said he bought private jets from church money because commercial flights harbour demons. Makes you wonder why a strong "man of God" is avoiding demons, shouldn't he go after these demons instead?

Jesse Duplantis, who at the time had 2 private jets already, said God wanted him to buy a better jet, why? because the new jet he'd buy can go to any airport in the world without needing to refuel.

The part of their excuse for owning fleets of jets is that it's used to "Spread the word of God" but this doesn't make sense in today's world as airline companies have been terribly hit by the explosion of the internet. in short airlines made money in the past because interacting with people halfway across the world required you to be there or send letters Which doesn't usually cut it. now you can open your WhatsApp and video chat with almost anyone, you can send a message and it's instantly delivered. This has made airlines lose money so you don't need a jet to spread the word.

At the end of the day, it's their money they got from gullible individuals who can't sit to reason beyond what the pastor says and try to reconcile it with what they do. A lord's chosen pastor tells you to buy his expensive reflective jackets and wear them for both spiritual and physical protection and you believe him even though he uses bodyguards

Oyedepo would preach faith healing to you but won't hesitate to fly his wife to world class hospital aboroad when she was sick

when they need material things they would ask you to donate but when you need material things they would direct you to "God"


Religious belief is an invisible security blanket for insecure individuals.
Closeted minds will continue to allow brainwashing and indoctrination by religious leaders that there is a 'god', and there was a 'jesus', in order that the people with closed minds allow themselves to be controlled so that the various Corporations (churches) remain profitable as the tax-free money continues to roll in. people center their lives around a fairy-tale. All that time, energy and money centered on a lie. For some it's a business, for others it is the central cause of division within their family. Religion sucks. All of them.

anonimi:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6249257_pastor_jpeg2e4e8592b29c783dcc87f79282640639

Parable007:
I am not a member of this Baba's church but I don't believe any of these allegations levied against him... He has had a track record of integrity for years. Not just because he is a pastor. As we grow in life we must be careful who we help or who takes over after us. This may be the work of one greedy and ambitious pastor who want to bring His G.O down because of greed.

Shellsploit:
Where u dey all this while sef

Shellsploit:
Nairalanders, lets all stand and welcome Righteousness 89, senior pastor for "Lords Chosen Ministry Nairaland Frontpage branch" with an amazing standing ovation as we sit and listen to todays sermon about "Shame & Destruction"

Righteousness89:
There is a Way that Seems Sweet, cool and Balling to a Man or Woman. The End is Shame and Destruction