₦airaland Forum

eTECTIV:
Lolźzzz... Where are those ediots who flooded my mention for calling him a criminal and laughing at his predicament... How d mighty have fallen.. Whether he gets out tomoro or not, he's now tainted and carries d tag of a fraudster which most ppl already assume he was before now.. Interpol no b Nigerian Police or EFCC

SamuelAnyawu:
Is She married?

oluayebenz:
Some Nigerians......

Matjekdar:
I'm not legally married to my wife . That's why my agent put single I guess

shagaman:
Please add Galadima to sir Trump name, Olusegun Galadima Eze aka Mr gwaragwara oyawere baaaje.....you never know the side he wakes up to each day...even the frustration people for Yankee dey see for him hand Dem waan jaaa.

sassysure:


Which pin hole did u erupt from


His beans na rubbish.
Brown o, iron o, the man is always after money instead of quality. That's why all his franchise keep folding up.
Thanks to govt and politicians, he would have gone bankrupt if he is in the West.

sassysure:
Dangote beans

EXLOVER:
I remember when i was very broke, I was thinking i was very ugly, although i'm very romantic both in words and attitude but i hardly get a girl.

But when i started making change, and i upgrade my dress sense always smelling nice. The way girls come around me i'm even sometimes get tired of it. I sometimes want to scare them away by telling them that i don't do relationship, I just want to fvck and make you happy, most of them are fine with my style cause i want disturb your present relationship, I sometimes get to meet their boyfriend after fvcking the girls, some of the boyfriends feel intimidated. I don't spend them, I spend only on the first fvck, the next time you want to fvck me i bill you, no time for free sex.


Moral lesson : Make money o, if you get money na woman go wan use style collect your contact by asking you question like are you on Facebook? Then as a sharp guy reply i don't do Facebook let me add you on WhatsApp. All this girls the moment you fvck them dey go begin feel special and start commenting on all you pictures on social media. (Diick madness)

shagaman:
Nnnaa na waa for you oooo , this casting na waa,
Yankee country that flogs without visible Cain...

TWoods:
If he has no job then what is he going to a conference for?

Ugosample:
do not rush into business in Nigeria
especially now that I hear that the economy is totally finished.

your money will just go down the drain

you have to be calculating at this point....

N1m as small as it looks is a lot of money

be careful

NwaAmaikpe:




Summary:

A dysfunctional man who couldn't manage his original home marries a dysfunctional woman who couldnt manage her original home then hides from the dysfunctional woman to marry another dysfunctional wonder woman who can neither see neither the truth nor the future but the first dysfunctional woman finds out and makes his new union dysfunctional by spilling all the beans.

And they are all pastors.

Isn't our God a merciful God?

NwaAmaikpe:




Very typical of women to turn their flops into an aluta battle for womanhood.
If you are really that proud of your menses, why did you then wear the pad?
You should have allowed it sprinkle around the stage during your performance so your fans could lick it.

Aunty all we are saying is.....if you had to be skimpy, it should have been kinky and not the creepy mess you made.
What happened to using menstrual cups or tampons?

NONNYG:
If you know you know

Ugosample:
following

sassysure:
Don't laugh

I mentioned it some posts ago

Butternut squash is like what we call anyù in igbo when cooked. So very sweet. Thicken with oat flour and u get that.

If there is no oat flour, grind the normal oat with the grinder used for dry things.

I cut small small and cook for like 8 minutes before blending as it's very strong. So when cooked, can be blended as one does beans for moi moi.
Healthy alternative for pounded yam, foofoo or garri.

sassysure:
Enjoying this.
Guess what

salford:
you mean the chief occupier of Iga Idunganran aka the Lagoon King

Beautyaddy:
lol!...salford is very correct though.

The article stated that "Lagos State/City is the Most Expensive Slum in the World."

And yes, Ikoyi is in Lagos.

EXLOVER:

Hadampson:
Lol.. Boss, no be lie nah

Even AngelicBeing has started fasting for Nigeria since last year

Still waiting for Ugosample to join the fasting crew.

izzou:


I think, Yakubu Gowon was the last reasonable leader we had

After he left, it was back to back eediots that ruled us

oluayebenz:
Better you dont

AntiBrutus:
How exactly does your wife not understand herself? What were you expecting after cuming inside? A car? It isn't her fault the family planning failed biko.

Cc Thorpido

oluayebenz:
Only politician live a good life in Nigeria ?

DexterousOne:
"You can live a "good life" here if you work hard"

Lmao

Very funny

What I often advice though is to immigrate legally if you really want to migrate from a $hithole country

Many Nigerians who go to the embassy have no business going there

And that is why the rejection rate is higher

But as for living a "good life?"

That is just hilarious

IamR:
You are very correct.

I plan to visit US by 2021, I want to have enough travel experience.
As for other ties: I am in my late 30s, married with kids, job with good 6 figures, 7 landed properties, 30m+ naira investment in treasury bill & eurobond and about 1m+ in the bank account, for now. I want to build my ties very well before applying in 2021. What do you see to it?