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And they claim there is recession ![]()
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All these their talk sef...... Did the federal government not recruit people that apply for the programme? Are there lagos state indigenes that complained that their names were replaced? If yes, let them stage their protest. If lagos state indigenes didn't apply for Npower, how will they be shortlisted and who is to blame. They better stop all the excuses and get something done. |
18. Finally, when you remember how much you lost
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17. If MMM doesn’t unfreeze and the crash is real
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16. If MMM unfreezes accounts
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15. But MMM office says it has not crashed. They have only frozen it till January 14, 2017. So you’re waiting for January 14 with your fellow Mavrodians like.
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14. When you hear that MMM has crashed few days later
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13. When you hear about the 50% interest to give help in December, so you put everything you have
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12. When you and your friends finally glow up from your MMM profit, so you stunt on ‘em hoes like:
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11. When you have cashed out many times on MMM and it still hasn’t crashed
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10. When you overhear people discussing MMM and saying those who engage in it are gullible. So you overlook like:
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9. When someone tells you the profit you’re making is coming from other people’s pocket and they will lose if it crashes?
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8. When somehow asks; “why do you do this MMM thing sef?” You’re like:
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7. To show everyone that you have hammered, you gotta dress the part:
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6. Now this is you to all those haters that said it wouldn’t pay:
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5. When MMM finally pays you for the first time…
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4. It’s been 3 weeks and you haven’t gotten your alert yet. So you’re like hey God:
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3. When you finally signed up and offered help for the first time, so you remember God and go to Him in prayer
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2. When you see people cashing out from the MMM thing, and you’re like:
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So I stumbled on a collection of pictures MMM participants can relate to and thought to share Credit: https://lists.ng/18-pictures-mmm-participants-can-relate-to/ 1. When you heard about the MMM thing everyone had been talking about but you did not understand. So you became disgusted whenever someone brought it up like:
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ArabMopol:Am amazed! Just even a single northern/Muslim name.. Na wa o. Politicians and lies ehn |
Telling them...... Forget oyel Agriculture is the way |
Son Kwa? Picture or...... Adonbeliveit ![]() |
Kaduna Alert: SUSPECTS In Multiple Cases of Kidnapping including Dr. Durunguwa, Hon Ibrahil Ali and former Minister Bagudu Hirse via NTA i. Dominic Nwakpa aka Alhaji – Gang leader ii. Ifeanyi Chukwu ‘M’ – 2nd in command of the gang iii. Balat Paul ‘M’ 30 years – Driver of the gang – principal suspect. iv. Ibrahim Samuel aka IBM’ 27 years – principal suspect. v. Jatau Peter ‘M’ 29 years ( a dismissed Policeman) vi. Afini Paul ‘F’ Younger sister to the driver of the gang and also the owner of the house where kidnapped victims are kept. vii. Clinton Abere – a principal suspect -------------- They are Nigerians. Nobody attached their religion or ethnic grouping to them. No further comments. - Aliyu Tilde
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Again? But what are these two always doing behind closed doors sef ![]()
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Am sure they will delete this topic. Dem no get chill at all ![]() |
Ehwooo His village witches be singing...... Is our work o, soft work
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They are less concern. Ask what is their website now and you will hear something like ww.nigerianhighcommission Dazzol ![]() |
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His village witches be singing......