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Jamiubond009:
Teeth for tat!

Big mouth governor. Hehehe
The past governor was big nose.

This one is looting with his big mouth and oversized teeth.
The previous one looted with his oversized nose.

Specs.
Especially the battery and memory size.
I can't use a smart phone that the battery capacity is below 5000 MAH

[quote author=fumisko post=59946822][/quote]You're welcome

Good news.

eeewise:
ignoring calls from your mum and sister shows she is evolving and the more you keep holding onto her u keep hurting yourself and resenting her.
love doesn't ask why? doesn't ask where the relationship is going. if someone is with you it will be obvious.
it's best you calm down for now if u ever have a chance saving your rship.
her interest should show in the efforts. please if you are the only one fighting for your relationship just minimize calls.
what I deduce is that you are more emotionaly invested that her.
it's time you start considering looking for someone here in Nigeria while holding unto ur girlfriend LOOSELY

Osheeeee!

Love doesn't ask why? It speaks from the heart and never explains.

The call should be from both parties, not one sided. And even if you and your spouse chat a whole day, before saying good night let there be at least 3-5 minutes of talk on phone.

In the morning while both of you are preparing for work from your different location, you can just drop a quick voice note on what's app or do the normal phone call for one minute.

It is only those who are not busy that would have time to chat all the time.
Come to think of it, the feeling one gets when you drop a message and it takes so many hours to get a reply because he/she is so busy.

Yomzzyblog:
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15-year-old Ikeoluwa Abioye has made her parents proud and broken the records yet again after scoring 9 A1s in the 2017 May/June West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE).

She scored A1 in all the 9 subjects she wrote. The subjects include Maths, English, Further Maths, Chemistry, Physics, Civic, Catering, Biology and ICT.

Abioye didn’t stop there! She also scored an amazing 305 in the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB).

Abioye, an indigene of Irepodun Local Council of Osun State, was recently celebrated and honoured by her alma mater, Starfield Schools, Iju, Lagos. She said, if sponsored, she would love to go to Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) or Harvard University to study Computer Engineering.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/meet-ikeoluwa-abioye-15-who-scored-9.html?m=1

Thank God it is computer Engineering not Medicine and surgery this time around.

[quote author=FemiEddy post=59906793]What can I do for you ?[/quote

FemiEddy! FemiEddy! FemiEddy

sunshineG:
wow that is good to hear p
So you can date a broke nigga correct?

Smiles. This your question is pregnant

sunshineG:
yeah same here jare
I guess you are not among broke guys haters right

Nah, I don't hate

sunshineG:
sup sis
Why are you shocked

Smiles. I'm cool.

[quote author=lefulefu post=59824896]thepussyhunter wetin u Dey do for this moniker [/quote guy you just expose the guy former moniker. If he wan toast new babe, now how he go do am?

Hahaha

sunshineG:

Nigerian ladies are funny like that
Some ladies don't even return my mentions here because I am to broke or maybe to dumb
Anyways it is all good jare
Hope you are having a lovely day

When ever I am bored and I need to laugh, I just log into nairaland. I have never been disappointed for once.

Chai.

God surprise her with triplets. I love triplets

Freethought:
God , I don't wanna know how it will happen... I must move to my own house this year.

I'm tired of just celebrating with people. It's high time you did mine

AMEN

Ginaz:
Una go talk say way to man's heart na food. But when una dey on top woman una go deny food, come promise jet, aeroplane, almost say sell una sef if she go allow una suck her big breast .

For bed una go say na sex be the only map wey go fit locate una soul.

Na una Don go food.

OK o, but all in all, na girl with good character na better pass.

That moment some go even show your their salary pay slip.


Hehehe. Some men/guys sha.

Some girls get mind. After traditional marriage she was still sleeping with the man. This is wickedness.

ayusco85:
Seriously. Imagine she wasn't light skinned

That's the world we leave in that every light skinned lady is beautiful.

ayusco85:
This girl is not that pretty. Look at her for at least a minute

You just spoke the truth.

FutureLeader00:
swear that you are not guilty of this

Lol. I'm not guilty dude. I can beat my chest.
And like I said in my post, make up is good but when it becomes an everyday routine that is where the problem lies.

Why am I even replying you self? Pheew

She looks good. Make up is good but when it becomes too much or rather let me say everyday routine that is where the problem lies.

With the way our ladies are adding chemicals to face all in the name of makeup, quick ageing on the face is inevitable and other side effects.

Oh lord give my sweet heart a better job and give me a good job before we get married ooooo.

AMEN.

Including your sisters

maxiuc:
Clothes dey cover many things ooooo

If baba remove his clothes Jesu

Baba Adeboye extend the hands of Hallelujah to him


Moses meets Pharoah

And according to a song writer

Pharaoh let my people go, Jehovah God is calling them, allow them go to the promise land, Pharaoh let my people GO.

A message from moses(Adeboye) to pharoah(Buhari)

How on earth would a girl date a guy for good 10 years? Dating is not marriage.

Guys when e be say their brain box dey always dey knock down when them don make money.

That is when they would see fair girls with big breasts, that is when they would know they can't settle for less than a classy lady.

This notion of He deflowered me so I must stick with the guy, ladies just need to kill it.

Between OP you said said she aborted for you and that almost took her life. The thunder that would visit you from heaven is still warming up to strike you till after your wedding to another girl.

Ladies please we should all be wise. Dating one guy for too many years is not good. According to Charley boy: OUR MUMU DON DO.

michaelwilli:
Correct bae. Black hawk down, Mogadishu, Somalia

SwaGUnLimiTeD:
Very possible for ladies na we men get problem

Money fall on your account bro.

dollytino4real:
she jus need to apply cream, because some ladies always 4get to apply cream there wen they bath

Apply cream on the vagina area? Hope you are aware of the dangerous chemicals in some of the body cream we buy and apply on our body?

kuchikau1:
i see!

Oh yes

Blackhawk01:
Wuraola Fatohinbo nii

Wait for the pre-wedding pinshures, will ya?

Your username reminds me of some movies I have watched. When military men( air force) are sent on a rescue mission, and their enemies hit their chopper in the sky. The next thing I hear is BLACKHAWK is down!!!do you copy? Charley is down!!!!!!