₦airaland Forum

charlesluthor:
Pple like u nai dey apply first at 12:01 am, June 17

Na you sabi. Na who never work before and know the value of 30000 na e go carry N Power matter for head. Useless govt. what is 30000k that they should be paying graduates?

Tu face always making sense in his music since 300BC, not all those rif raffs that always sing about, Ass, pussy and their achievements.

Wiseandtrue:
Fair enough! Up till now, I no free encourage people because I read that the salary is peanut!

I no go mumu self say I wan apply

joeprince23:
if not for nepotism and religious extremism,a joint obi and duke ticket will surely change governance in nigeria... but what do i know,northerners no go gree

They prefer a vegetable president

GambaOsaka:
God bless Prof. Osinbajo

God bless President Buhari

God bless Nigeria !!!!!!!!

AND.....

God punish the haters . If they like make dem go kill themselves, I prefer this guys to the PhD Zoology teacher.

When God is punishing you already

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the directive. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' The soothing news was that the 1k had finally entered. I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in anger that afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with people's staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

Don't worry dear, a time is coming that you will be using cheque to withdraw millions of naira.

dingbang:
as in eh .... Nigerians... You can't just please everybody

Na so

dingbang:
The dress is beautiful.. Abi is it paining some people that its touching the floor? Nigerians sef...

They want her to wear a dress that will expose her sensitive body part.

femolacqua:
This serious, I think you should see your Pastor to intervene and check what the cause of the issue.

Most pastors now a days are home breakers.

boiz2men:
by the time she grows out of shape... sex would have become meaningless to me.. get it?

No, I don't get it. Come and open my brain and put it inside

ipobarecriminals:
not everybody that shout/do miracle in the name of God go enter heaven.Even Deeper life dnt make noise with their instrument.what is most important is the Gospel they preach.

Who tell you? the one when near my house, them dey disturb. Na every day them dey hold program. On horn speaker dey till 9 p.m. If Muslims don do their own finish around 5 a.m to 6 a.m. ( na them be my early morning alert to wake up, I no need to set time). Deeper life church go take over in the evening.

boiz2men:
see how big and irregular in shape she has become...

my advice to men.. please dont marry gals who have big yansh... u will hate them after 5 years or less of marriage... except if u plan to chop outside.. as for faithful men like me who wouldnt cheat on our wives... please marry a slim girl with shape.. forget yansh and booobs.... u will hate them later


big yansh and big breeez gals are only good for dating and show off

And after marrying a slim girl into your house, few years later of receiving your sperm steady every week she would become as big as a hippopotamus. You will start looking for slim girls outside. What most men don't know.

[quote author=akinsadeez

post=56885809]Great news. I was hoping to see Diamond Bank there. That nonsense bank recently deducted 800 naira from the little change in my account all in the name of stamp duties charge. E pain me ehn.

And that Access bank too, that will give you interest of 60 naira and then deduct Withholding tax of 6 naira.

They should just close all of them down.[/quote]oh boy, Diamond bank sent me an email last week Friday that they will deduct 8500 naira from my money for stamp duty charges in the next 24 hrs. You need to see the way I hurriedly took my bath and went to empty my account. Funny enough, when I got there none of the ATM was paying. I went inside and used withdrawal slip.

How much do I have in the account that they wanted to deduct 8500? Banks and Nigerian politicians in terms of corruption are like 5&6.

HITTED:
I wish for a wife who will get a car gift from her father on our wedding day.

So help me God!

Amen

bigdot1759:
Lobatan! No be una dey talk say buhari go die, see waiting u get, after all jonathan beta pass buhari, & see na zombie water don cary u go. anyway just go buy fingerlins & put dem dere til rain go stop

I'm not from Bayelsa. This has nothing to do with buhari or Jonathan. Use your number six and think like a lettered person.

DollarAngel:
A whole oil producing state. I spit on the governor

And what has this got to do with oil producing state? Better think like a lettered person.

fastgyal:
that's why I suggest people take flights, these roads are scary. RIP

Even on double lane roads, accidents happens. My dear impatience by most of the drivers has led to so many untimely death.

cruchenuti:
At some point He (your boyfriend) will become worried and frustrated. Its not an easy as it seems she you become married to the someone

Na him sabi. make he dey claim don.

luminouz:
The 'soon to be ex boyfriend' part got me interested! Dump his black ASS n PM me babe!!!!

Hahaha

lonelydora:
Make we fry beans?

Go fry pap. lol

heykims:
They don't belong to Lagos, yet they come and commit all sorts of atrocities..

Op, sauce?

Tell them oo, people that wants to claim lagosians. I thank God for my parents and where we are today. I remembered when this became so tough, a man who could provide 3 square meals a day couldn't even provide one square meal a day for his family. I remember those 3 years of abject poverty. I still remember the few mornings me and my siblings begged corn from a neighbours farm to roast as break fast before trekking miles to school. Aunties and uncles said bring your kids to the city let them help us at home, we would take care of them. My dad said a capital NO. He knew why he said NO. He said I don't want my kids to be slaves in another man's house. Some how, Some how there was light at the end of the tunnel. Thank God for where we are today. Three today, three more loading.

My point, parents should be careful with the way they release their children. We have so many beasts living as humans.

Abi na that pastor when near my house? always beating that little girl serving them. Morning and Night. Only am na womaniser.

paramakina202:
fight against corruption without transparency and accountability is what?

kwaruption

cruchenuti:
Ahn ahn they are plenty Bisexual people living in Nigeria na. Even some of my exes are bisexual. They are scared of the society and what people would say + lesbians are generally better in bed. Don't say I told you oh

I remember one of my friend, He once told me he likes lesbian that they are more romantic. He can marry a lesbian and that he prefers his girlfriend to cheat on him with a female than a male.

Mayflowa:
If you are truly a beneficiary, then this is highly unpatriotic of you. So if you don't go to work, what do you do from morning to night?

Who laid this foundation? The leaders, and now the citizens are following same path.

kings09:
Ncan from all regions, com n lay ur claim on dis man

hahaha. Abi ooo. Since there is no native name attached

maxiuc:
So true is not only limited to girls alone even guys have joined in this shameful act

Snap pic in shoprite nd post what impression are you giving

God bless you for speaking the truth. Guys have now joined slay queens in tagging so many friends on Facebook to get many likes.

HomesOfLife:
Theirs are worse o. They're creatively crafty too. I was once travelling to Lagos from Anambra. When I got to the park, there were many buses, their 'agberos' were all seen trying to lobby passengers thus the competition was high. We saw many comfortable buses loaded almost half full, but seeing a 'not so comfortable' bus with only two seats remaining, I hurriedly got on the bus with excitement that we would leave soon. After buying bus ticket, I realized they were all fake passengers. Everyone got down one by one, remaining me and just one passenger. The stone face on the agbero self will not let you gather confidence to ask for refund.

I doff my hat to these guys.

hahaha. sorry ehhh

mmmustapha:
rubbish write up, I'm a third class holder and I don't any regret about that. and I'm a fighter, I believe in myself. having poor grade doesn't mean that you are lazy.

ylYou just encouraged me

oubi:
Now u call it looseguard. How about u buy for the guy too will u die..

He was the one that invited me on a date. I didn't beg him. by the way why you buy the matter?

Afam4eva:
People are not even ashamed to come on social media and say they bribed someone. Is corruption no longer something to be ashamed of? he even did not hide his name and info.

As in ehhh. He didn't even think of the consequences. Social media has taken some people's reasoning faculty.

safarigirl:
if you have not heard of date rape, I have.

Like I said sha, I have never done it before and the day I do it, I will be sure to pay for whatever my friend is having so that one small boy will not use me to shine

Babe always be with cash or ATM just in case. I do it a lot. I won't take more than I can pay for just in case the guy wants to loosegaurd. lol