meobizy:
That house is beautiful. She’s gotten rid of her ward, now her real husband will come to live with her in the UK. Either that or she’ll hook up with someone there and settle down. All she needed was a way out of the country plus funds which she got. I wish her luck.

Yahoo

Bigchristo:
Are you serious? I need am jor after work na heavy snoring but I don’t hear it sha na my wife Dey complain, nor be say I fat oh lol

Marriage no easy I swear.

If your partner is not understanding, slight issues like this could lead to divorce.

Especially with the things we see on the internet this days that causes divorce.

This reminds me of Our Operational Manager, 6 months to the Job he got sacked. He portrayed almost all the attitude of this man.

What was used against him mostly was the sexual harassment. There were too many evidences against him.

Chicken Republic and their curry rice called fried rice. I wonder what people enjoy in their meal.

SaiRuiMall:
I hate it when people lie to others, deliberately or ignorantly.
That test result over there, tested positive to a pregnancy test.
This is my field for over 15years now.

Some folks are just giving the guy hope that is negative. While it is positive.

Error401:
it's a serious issue. pls if this is a joke stop it abeg..
I just wanna know if that test is positive . Pls for Hod sake

She don get belle

maiquel:


Where is the wisdom?

Since you did not see it in His words, my explanation won't make any difference either.

Have a nice day.

Eriokanmi:
The day a man knows this, he'd bother less about women's unpredictable characters

He just spoke words of wisdom but the oversabi's are criticizing him.

BluntTheApostle:


These people don't understand what it means to be Christians.

They don't know that Christianity is a model for good neighborliness.

I was a pastor at the time I was in constant confrontation with a noisy church right in front of my house. My landlord always found it hard to believe that a pastor would have a problem with vigils. I told him I didn't have a problem with vigils, but with people who had no empathy.

In the church I pastored, I personally invested in sound proof pads, because I understood that being good neighbors is one of the characteristics of a good Christian. Did Christ Himself not ask us to love our neighbors as ourselves?

But these misinformed Christians don't care about their neighbors. They think that gathering in the name of God exempts them from the admonition to have consideration for others. They will tell you that they are worshipping their God. But what is worship without considerations for the neighbors?

They do not care at all. We should always put other people into consideration in everything we do.

This was not staying close to a church but Tenants.

The youth pastors my Dad gave an apartment some years back. We couldn't sleep any more. Every day Night vigil, Stamping their feet on the ground. Speaking in tongues of which we do not even know if it was real or not.

Worse case - they kept bringing crowd All in the name of Deliverance.

They only stayed 5 months. He refunded their rent to them and asked them to leave.


The noise was too much.

We are christians too.

Resurgent2016:


Ogun state again? Pls act fast

I know rituals are happening everywhere, but I think Ogun state is caused with Skull mining.

WHITELIGHTER:
What of me that like big boobs but keep falling for girls with groundnut-like boobs....

We can't always get what we want, moreover I don't think complexion is a deal breaker

Yimu

This office romance self, how una take dey do am?

EhisChelsea1:


Funnily enough, those NFA students way back are the ones bailing now. We the serious students still Dey struggle, Dey hustle to see the light

Smiles... E pain me say I no shine my eye those days.

EhisChelsea1:


A.A.U, Ekp

Hahahaha... You got it.

The popular NFA - No Future Ambition

NFA

youmour:
Those people are up to no good and for good measures you should drop an anonymous suspicion to police or the top security officers. Because I don't see why they won't obey and open the booth of the car.

It could be human parts in that boot. Open boot no suppose cause fight.

yomi007k:
Congratulations boss.

Thank God that capable people are still being promoted based on competence.


You need not worry and don't think about them. Focus on your job, focus on the moment, focus on delivering the right results, stay away from shady deals or people. Those bad guys can use your weakness against you . Make sure your hands are clean.

All these lobby shit and incompetence ma him dey kill Africa.

Last last evil souls will keep going down.

My work place is an example. Reason other countries are doing better than Nigeria in my organization. Bad Energy everywhere. Especially from one particular tribe like that... I won't mention though.

Quality20:
Eba or rather cassava has a poison called cyanide. Will the system of the baby be able to do away with that type of potent poison? I doubt much

What is your point exactly?

miketyler:
It’s mosquito I’m typing from experience.
Leave all this stupid overly religious people

I have had this experience too. Warri mosquitoes

Aha!!! Someone actually used this pattern for me some days back.

Well Favor, if actually you never needed the money but just to pull pranks. It's you and God.

24 years ago (primary 2)

solofresh:
Let me tell you something
The day I gave a little beggar money and she told her fellow elderly beggar that "The Mumu give me money oo" not knowing I heard hausa language, that was the day I stopped helping people in general

Lolzz!! I would have gone back to collect the money.

LordJoffrey:
Stop peddling fake news!!!!!!
This shit never happened. I was there when the exam was written and nothing like that happened. Verify before posting!!

Ehen!!! Bia my Friend give me the full gist Jare . I like this kind Amebor.

msMonyei:



I for don marry, ogogoro na you cause am eh!

Ogogoro Na you cause am ooo

MajorOvakporaye:
Mama Juliana, you nor dey hear my voice eh,
Mama Jessica, you nor dey hear my voice eh,
Make you give me one shot oh,
Give me one-quarter, give me half fanta,
I don enter Jerry can oh,
E remain drum wey I go enter

---throwback song by Murphy Jingo,
Titled 'Ogogoro'

Memories

Ogogoro na you cause am ooo.... See my shirt ooo,you don tear my shirt ooo. Mama Janet eh, mama Janet eh! See my trouser you done tear my trouser

dauntless15:
Exactly what's happening to me rn, currently I have a text from her asking babe are we good? And I can't say yes because I know that's a big lie, I've been trying to breakup with her but I don't have a tangible reason, she's been good and everything there's really nothing I can use to breakup with her, then my conscience is acting funny because she predicted last week that I would break up with her when I texted her that we need to talk and it'll feel like I'm now discarding her because I used her( that's what they think sex is right? Using?) but that's not the case, I am the problem I know, but she won't understand, right now I just want to be single, and free, the calls and care is too overwhelming even though I loved her from the start and the relationship is barely two months old, I literally need space even though the poor girl doesn't deserve such bullshit treatment from me.

Na them

safarigirl:
More and more, I grow wary of the male population. I do not think I will find anyone to marry me, or someone I will even be comfortable enough to marry.

Everytime I meet someone I think I can be comfortable with, the ugly head of genotype rises.

So, yeah, I might just find a sperm donor and give birth to a kid eventually, or adopt if I can. I'm making peace with the fact that marriage may never happen for me.

AS right That's why I do not even bother myself about relationships any more.... Because in a situation where I will ask what's my genotype first maybe the guy would start thinking I'm desperate for marriage.

Righteousness2:
Do not let all these things on Earth Confuse you .
Do not worry over them or make anxiety and fears overwhelm you because of them.

Nobody makes Eternal life in Heaven because he/she is married.
Nobody makes Heaven because he/she has children.

All these things are gifts from GOD. You don't need to struggle, worry or kill yourself for a Gift.

Pursue what is relevant and what really Matters. What really Matters is the Genuie Salvation of your soul. This alone is what matters. This alone is what you should Do all you can to have. It is only possible through JESUS Christ.

Let me commend you for the first time pastor Righteousness. This is apt

The Chidinma's and the Chinedu's over to you

Sonnobax15:

Any soup wey dey draw can sabi cause wahala for eba/fufu . You no go know when you go chop pass your guage

Honestly.... I love Okra and ogbolor soup... But you see Egusi, I can stay 3 months without preparing it.

Bobloco:
Hmmmmmm!

One of the most insightful thread I have read in recent times.

I will end with this saying from where I come from, translated in pidgin english.

Shame no dey catch mad man, rather na dey family members of the mad man shame dey catch

I guess you are from Delta. Precisely Isoko/Urhobo/Ukwani