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Wow! I love triplets. Benue state government should do something ASAP

Open a savings account. Once you are issued the ATM card to the account, activate and destroy it immediately once you get home to avoid the temptation of going to withdraw.

Saving in the bank is the best.

ModeratorSeun:
I couldn't agree less
They are everywhere on NL
80% of girls here are cheap Instagram slayqueens while the remaining 20% are the gruesome looking Feminist, These ones are Maradona of ugliness dem no get any other option rather than running their mouths bashing guys cos nobody dey look dey face twice

Oga ooo, so you are telling me it's only slay queens and feminists that are on nairaland?
Because 80% + 20% = 100%.
Not even 10% of good and decent girls on nairaland?

Na wa ooo

Miserablemee:
LORD let this happen to our thieving politicians.

Amen

Awoofawo:
Abeg go meet am inside room, make e pound you pounded yam with him strong and reliable omoriodo wellawella.............

World people

sunshineG:
I am beginning to think you have those specs I mentioned in my previous post. ...pictorial evidence will help our ministry, don't you think?

Hehehe.

sunshineG:
I am beginning to think you have those specs I mentioned in my previous post. ...pictorial evidence will help our ministry, don't you think?

Hehehe

sunshineG:
you the type of chick I am talking about now...the chick with two breast and ukwu the size of London bridge

Oh lawd, deliver me.
FemiEddy come and carry your partner in crime.

sunshineG:
bro that one go make sense die
Emmm abeg bring one chick along for me too

Chick abi? FemiEddy didn't tell me he has started raring chickens at his back yard.

FemiEddy:
come to my house na, I will pound na........I will panel-beat u as well

I'm speechless. But don't worry, I know where to get you.

Don't worry you will be forced to eat haudraulic soup. My crew is waiting for you.

FemiEddy:
Can I come to ur house? I will bring Angy55 Lefulefu Luminouz Lalas247 SunshineG along

FemiEddy, you are still owing me pounded yam.

To become a geologist but I ended up as a computer scientist.

designer01:
He should be killed

Why should he be killed? The woman should be killed rather. As a married woman stay away from young guys. If any one is drawing near to you flee.

Abi the guy put chain for her legs drag her come the hotel?
40% of the blame goes to the guy, while 60% goes to the woman.

BlaQWolf:
In Shao Khan's voice, it has begun!

Let me chill in Brazil and watch Wrestlemania, Hell in a cell..

Abeg Pay per view...I'm in my jonxin mood tonight

Hahaha. I'm coming to join you biko...

AuroraB:
God punish liars and his supporters.
I have not had light for almost a week.
God punish lovers of iniquity.

Amen

Reporting from Ozoro delta state. News reaching us from private school owners and principals calling parents to come pick their children home because of the alleged Immunization by the Nigeria army.

Parents in panic, rushing from work to go pick their children as the school authorities and teachers would not be held responsible if by any means the soldiers succeeds in injecting these children with the monkey pox virus.

My sibling who attends a popular Catholic School in the area is back from School. The authorities placed a call to my parent to come and pick her.

Could this be just a mere a rumor to tarnish the Image of the present government or something fishy is underneath the boat shaking it that we are yet to know?


In every rumor there is an element of truth.

CC: Mynd44

muller101:
One ugly albino traveled from benue state to visit my friend in Calabar. We got to peace mass garrage . When he called to confirm the expected damsel we discovered that it's the albino.na so we jump enter car drive go house leaving the damsel in distress to her fate. op u even tried to pay her off.

Na wa ooo. Una no pity girl self based on the distance she travelled.

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onward4life:
Abeg remove Abuja from the lists pls!

If Huhari does not give yu work Gnld will give Down here

Thanks

Hahaha. I concur brother.. To get a job that pays above 50k in Abuja, you have to be highly connected. 30k,35k,40k jobs all over and you have to pay your ass out on transport and accommodation.

torres2:
angy55 will show up here soon. I know you aren't a scammer o. The fucking bastard was trying to impersonate your moniker. A review seeing you don't trade on ecurrency gave me the impression he is a scammer. I just played along with the idiot yesterday

Who is the bastard impersonating my moniker?

Nigeria prison break version.
It must have taken them quite sometime to execute the plan.

I hope they are found.

FemiEddy:
Angy55 come and carry ur uncle o

Trouble dey sleep, yanga dey wake am.

taylor88:
Menopause don turn this one brain upside down

Confirm, I was not wrong. You need brain surgery.

taylor88:
U need anti-hatred pills

I can see you are the one that needs the brain surgery, because I didn't mention anybody's name.

BTW, stay off my mention next time. Thanks

Some people needs brain surgery.

OP, nice write up

immortal145:
i dont believe this crap story...looks made up lies to me!...

Not made up lies. It happens. I have a friend that it happened to. They dated for 9 years, it was 3 days to when the guys wedding to another lady back at home, that she knew. It was the guys cousin that even called her, that the guy is getting married that weekend.
The girl came to the state, but been that she is not having an evil heart she didn't show up to make the wedding messy, though she was in serious pains.

A day after the guys wedding, the guy had the effrontery to come see her in her father's house.
Let me stop here.
Shits happens.

immortal145:
i dont believe this crap story...looks made up lies to me!...

Not made up lies. It happens. I have a friend that it happened. They dated for 9 years, it was 3 days to when the guys wedding to another lady back at home, that she knew. It was the guys cousin that even called her, that the guy is getting married that weekend.
The girl came to the state, but been that she is not having an evil heart she didn't show up to make the wedding messy, though she was in serious pains.

A day after the guys wedding, the guy had the effrontery to come see her in her father's house.
Let me stop here.
Shits happens.

FemiEddy:
haaah! Let me come and be going oo

Come back here

FemiEddy:
finally dey are appreciating us, Angy55 come and see o

Ehn, what happened to Yoruba guys?

BTW, Where is the pounded yam?

You are a guy/man and you think you are the master of the game, then you've not started because these days women are leading.

A few good men
A few good women

Kenneth4u205:
The more the frequency of the farting,the more the level of trust .studies shows that people who hide to fart have a tendency to keep secret from their fiance and also cheat more. Be free in front of your fiancee. Now let's the farting begin!!!

You said it all