₦airaland Forum

youngsahito:
Curfew was declared while some guys
went to watch match and met the soldiers
on their way…. The soldiers decided to
flog them according to the numbers on
their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey
12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing
50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the
process the third man started crying from
afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?
Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what
you guys want to say… lol

I think this is one of the most plagiarized joke ever. like seriously why cant some folks be creative for once..
nawao...

ijustdey:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/29/ndlea-nabs-female-kenyan-dancer-with-cocaine/




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photo credits.... Pulse.org

She is lucky if na Asia na mortuary obituary...

A woman of shameful conduct...
I hope she wont escape from custody miraculously, Like Evaporating to Kenya...

jchima14:
All the 293 rescued women and girls from Sambisa Forest are indigenes of Bumsiri Village of Damboa Local Government in the state, the Borno State government has said. This brings to an end, hopes that some could be the Chibok girls abducted on April 14, 2014. The state’s commissioner of Information, Mohammed Bulama, made known this discovery on Tuesday and said the rescued girls will soon be reunited with their families.

Although no picture nor videos of the rescued women and girls have been shown to the public, the people are happy that some persons held captive have found freedom, whether or not they are the Chibok girls or not. According to the Defence Headquarters, the women were found at Tokumbere camp, inside Sambisa Forest .


PS: This article is a summarized version of the original news

Source: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/component/k2/item/583-rescued-women-girls-are-indigenes-of-bumisiri-village

pictures pictures pictures..
This type of news needs atleast one picture.. you cant rescue over 200 women without pictures...

Mization:
Pictures of President elect Buhari's transition team.


@Lastpic President Buhari has the right joke for the moment that gets a hearty laughter.

The same set of folks destroying our country since 1960...

darmielola2:
Wow i love serious minded people' would really love you to meet my uncle "Bill

Hahahaha am still laughing if your uncle is "BILL" ,then I dont wanna meet him. I hate BILLS ,I love UNCLE INCOME AND UNCLE REVENUE.. I really hate bills.

But if your uncle is BILL GATES, abeg abeg u link me up ooo.

Am your boy oo for today.....

kswot:
im not using myfxbook but I will try to register and keep u updated

We are expecting your myfxbook link..

darmielola2:
well bill gates is my dads younger brother'

Really are you seriously serious
I don jam my luck today.. wao I have a business idea how to heat water into gold under 1 hour. Can you invest only $1M you will earn $15M in 1hr ... Am really serious..

Am honest like politicians..

darmielola2:
well ronaldo is cutee and well build

This your selfie make sense abeg where u snap am,for which photographer..


I be last younger brother to buhari.. my mamma na 4th cousin to the incumbent..

blank:
Go and check your dictionary. Seems like you are still writing WAEC.

Since your name is "blank" thats says alot.
Miss blank

otunsman:
It was during buhari's chair as minister of petroleum that the late sani abacha laundered several trillions of oil dollars and pounds that foreign countries are refunding back to Nigeria.How could abacha have looted these bogus crude oil money without buhari's connivance.?His hands are not clean too.

And GMB said Abacha was not corrupt.

afuye:
It seems you are so dumb to read and understand those words in inverted commas. I bet it you need to show us your own certicate. I doubt if you are human !

another example of E-insulting...
People who cant just post politely...

Onelovetayz:
Guy, is your reasoning faculty working fine?
I don't think you take time to read articles before you make comment.
please, do take time to read before you comment, don't comment and read later.

Bros cant u post politely. Na fight. Haba must u insult somebody.. nawao...

blank:
Abeg, it's a standard clause that PwC inserts in all documents that are not audit opinions. This is to mitigate against litigation from 3rd parties. Also, it is standard to include all areas of limitations. PwC will only work within the scope of work detailed to them.

"mitigate against litigations"

please explain what u just post,am trying to understand this.. seems u be 200level law student..

LocalChamp:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/182172-missing-20billion-oil-money-our-audit-report-not-reliable-pricewaterhousecoopers.html

This is ridiculously embarrassingly..
who are we to trust... These agencies keep deceiving themselves saying different things in different administrations.
So when GEJ was in charge this agency said " NO MISSING $20B" now They are saying"DONT TRUST OUR FINDINGS"

Like seriously. SYCOPHANTS EVERY TRYING TO PLEASE THE INCUMBENT

topdee:
Your post is just sentimental and myopic. Pls reread op's post well, before you comment.

The truth hurts, you can drink ice water to cool down..

Firefire:
The immediate past Governor of Ekiti State, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, has said the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, may consider granting amnesty to corrupt politicians who are ready to return stolen funds.

He, however, said Buhari’s promise to extend hands of friendship across the political divide in his acceptance speech shortly after winning the poll, does not mean that he would not prosecute corrupt government officials who served in the President Goodluck Jonathan administration.

Fayemi said this during a programme on BBC titled, HardTalk, which was monitored by our correspondent on Monday.

He said although the All Progressives Congress government would bring all corrupt government officials to book, amnesty may be considered as “a form of incentive” for corrupt persons who voluntarily come out to return stolen funds.

He said the APC government would use all means to ensure that justice and fairness were established.

He said, “Corruption is not going to be dealt with by punishment alone. It is also going to be dealt with by incentives to those who are prepared to have a conversion. If you come voluntarily and say, look, I have stolen some money and I am prepared to return the money, Gen. Buhari would not say no to that.”

Asked whether granting amnesty to those who are willing to return stolen funds was not a breach of criminal laws and justice, Fayemi added another condition, “if our processes and procedure are dealt with, we will definitely look at that.”

The former governor added, “Returning the funds is a form of justice to Nigeria because those funds will now be available for the teeming population. There would be a range of options for dealing with corruption but that does not mean that justice will not take its full course.

“Buhari said he would not interfere with the judicial process and that if anyone is found guilty of malfeasance or corruption then that the law would take its course. Buhari didn’t mention any individual but anyone who is found guilty or who behaved badly in terms of corruption would be brought to face the law.”



http://www.punchng.com/politics/buhari-may-consider-amnesty-for-corrupt-politicians-fayemi/

Ho so The General is now changing dancing steps. during compaign he talked about fighting corruption in my heart of hearts I was happy eventhore am a PRO-GEJ.

NOW HE PLANS TO GIVE AMNESTY TO CORRUPT POLITICIANS,I guess he just realized they are more corrupt politicians in APC than any other party.. Those ex-corrupt PDP chiefs than ran to APC are just the master-minds of this rubbish called AMNESTY.

GENERAL WHEN YOU ARE GIVING AMNESTY MAKE SURE ITS FOR EVERYBODY, WHEN YOU GIVE SELECTIVE-AMNESTY thats when your Administration will be turn upside-down...

yeahh:
ew photos.
Troops rescue 200 girls, 93 women from Sambisa Forest

Are they the chiboks girls? follow us for more details
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/troops-rescue-200-girls-93-women-from-sambisa-forest/#sthash.qNkyf

Are these the chibok girls? WAO thats good so our General used 1hr to discover chibok girls.
TO me everything was staged to fight because GEJ
. KARMA IS A BITCH.

IF THE APC feels Nigerians are fools then they really need to rethink...

Who is deceiving who...

McStoic:
Folks, how many of you have noticed this norm? I have encountered and heard of scenarios whereby some vital family decisions have been put on hold because of certain directives from abroad. Probably because the ''been to'' member of the family who is not around feels he has to dictate who does what and what action is in vogue or archaic.

Most times this is worst with folks in the UK. I know of a landlord friend who made funny decrees in the agreements with his tenants. The funniest one being that the tenants cannot harbour visitors in their flat for more than 30 days. And would have to notify the caretaker in writing in advance of any visit that would exceed the stipulated 30 days; imagine!

He forgot that this is not UK, after all hospitality is part of African culture . All advice as a friend has fallen on deaf ears. Any witness guys?

Which kind mumu superiority when the am STILL sending money to some of my friends in UK and CANADA.

NIGERIA IS a beautiful place dont allow anyone deceive you that everyone in abroad are ballers because its a blind lie..

I know some folks are making it big in yankee but most are struggling to survive...

darmielola2:
well ronaldo is cutee and well build

This your reason nawao.well you are lady and will always reason like most ladies..

I remember during the last world cup : Nigeria vs Iran
My sisters were busy admiring the iranian goalkeeper when I was praying Naija should win.
Nawao..

FlirtyKaren:
2face Idibia's first daughter with Pero Adeniyi, Ehi Idibia today turned 9 years old and the proud father took to his IG page to celebrate his lil princess.


https://instagram.com/p/1-9ULmj_sI/

Lovely girl but
Who is the mother? Which one of baby-mamas got this one...

I remember when some socalled foolish celebs used to brag about being pregnant for 2baba...

Foolishness abound every where even in wise places

lolaxavier:
Commercial banks have sent marketers, mostly females after newly-elected senators and members of the House of Representatives in Abuja to open discussions on investments and other business deals.

The energetic, sweet-talking and mostly female marketers, flooded the International Conference Centre, venue of an ongoing induction course for the new arrivals on Monday.

Investigations by The PUNCH showed that the target of the banks largely was to woo the lawmakers to open accounts with them.

Some of the smartly dressed marketers also offered loan opportunities they claimed their banks could guarantee with “friendly repayment terms.”

Over 290 members of the House for example, are newcomers, out of the total of 360.

In the Senate, about 69 senators are also newcomers, out of 109.

Findings showed that the marketers started tracing the lawmakers since Sunday night when Senate President, David Mark, declared the induction programme open at the Transcorps Hotel, Abuja.

“They flooded the Congress Hall of the hotel Sunday night.

“They didn’t give the lawmakers breathing space, as they offered all sorts of facilities (loans) and seeking to maintain their accounts,” a senior legislative aide confided in The PUNCH on Monday.

A member of the House earns around N27.9m every quarter as official allowance.

Presiding officers and other principal officers receive higher figures.

This excludes a monthly salary of N1m.

Senators collect over N30m as quarterly allowance and receive higher salaries than their House counterparts.

The PUNCH gathered that the practice over time was for the banks to compete among themselves to attract as many of the lawmakers as possible to maintain the lawmakers’ accounts.

“In the end, many lawmakers get loans in amounts ranging from N50m to upward of N200m.

“They will be here for four years and it is understandable that the banks see this as a window for quick returns,” one National Assembly official told The PUNCH.

However, investigations indicated that there were several cases of lawmakers who failed to repay the loans before the expiration of their tenure, leading to disputes between the two sides.

In 2011, a particular new generation bank withheld the severance packages of many members and also seized their assets, owing to failure to meet up with their loan obligations.

One marketer, who gave her name simply as Elina, told The PUNCH that there was nothing wrong with seeking for “investment opportunities.”

She argued that being new in Abuja, most of the members needed information on sources of funding to assist them in settling down for the business of legislation.


“We know how it is; there will be accommodation challenges.

“Some need funding for transportation even before they get their official votes for vehicles and other support services.

“So, the banks are there to provide these support services by way of funding,” she added.

The National Assembly and its bureaucracy, including the National Assembly Service Commission, has a total budget of N120bn this year.

The figure was a drop from the N150bn it had enjoyed since 2007.


http://www.punchng.com/news/banks-use-female-marketers-to-woo-senators-reps-elect/

before nko.. the females bankers wont mind giving in kind for a N50m deposits. I thought this practice was eradicated from the banking systems. Its rather unfair for some ladies to be used this way by unscrupulous banks.
This is called CORPORATE SLAVERY worst than the 16th slavery....

Looks like its a good time to buy EURUSD.. let see how New york session gonna end..

Kentrasso:
Good question. It is important to start analysing this now before we have another impromptu case on our hands

so as you fine like this ,u come get kpomo heart.. u get mind oooo..

I dey fear you ooo naw..

I was even thinking of calling u...

Ontarget:
If anything happens to old man Buhari and he couldn't complete his tenure we all know the mantle will fall on Osinbajo. But looking at him do you think he has what it takes to lead a restless country like Nigeria?

It seems like he shares something similar with president Jonathan, and that is the Mr Humble character. He seems to be humble and gentle like Jonathan. We all know what line up of names people ended up calling Jonathan for being humble and gentle.

Can Osinbajo be a strong leader or will the leadership of the country automatically fall into the hands of Tinubu by proxy?

This question is too early. we all knew this was APC"s plan that what happened to yaradua will happen to BUHARI ,God in His infinite mercies will not allow that.

BUHARI MUST SURELY COMPLETE HIS TENURE...

The political calculations of the west will gradually fail because when BUHARI is done with his 8 years,he will look for Northerner or middle-belt to handover to..

THE NORTH ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS THE POLITICAL MATHEMATICS OF THE WEST THATs JUST THE FUNNY part....

When the WEST finally turn to EAST/SOUTH for votes THATS WHEN THE POLITICAL DRAMA WILL TURN INTO A Complete COMEDY.


The west should stop playing second-fiddle to the north.

You cant be the first by always hiding behind the first....

SOME FOLKS DONT KNOW THEIR FRIENDS UNTIL ITS TOO LATE...

webdarkghost:
I've been in business for quite some time and I done much research as well. What I have to say about Forex, Stocks, Futures is just 1 thing: They are purely speculative. If you must win consistently, you need an extra level of information. I have access to this information and you won't believe where it comes from: Black Magick. Yes! Demons know the markets and when you trade based on data they give, YOU CAN NEVER LOSE! I've been there, I've done it, I'm still in business. Email him: cliff[DOT]mystic[AT]gmail[DOT]com

Bros abeg I fit use this your strategy withdraw REAL MONEY from DEMO ACCOUNT...

naijababe:
Shebi someone already said dem get demon strategy With demon strategy, you can turn $30 to $30000 in one month sef

BAbe wetin naw. Hshahahahahahah
DEMON TRADING STRATEGY .
One must trade naked in the cafe around 1pm with DTS(demon trading strategy)

I still de laugh ooooooo

webdarkghost:
I've been in business for quite some time and I done much research as well. What I have to say about Forex, Stocks, Futures is just 1 thing: They are purely speculative. If you must win consistently, you need an extra level of information. I have access to this information and you won't believe where it comes from: Black Magick. Yes! Demons know the markets and when you trade based on data they give, YOU CAN NEVER LOSE! I've been there, I've done it, I'm still in business. Email him: cliff[DOT]mystic[AT]gmail[DOT]com

well I have nothing to say but just to laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAH..
like seriously...

Bros what you are doing NOW is no more "FOREX TRADING" but "FOREX TRADING PLUS"

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
which is why every investor needs to have philosophy and purpose. A housewife trading forex with $10,000 capital, hoping to just make little change, has no business taking high risk and hedged leverage, the 1% risk rule would be perfect. on the other hand, a young fin. student who also in a fin. analyst with a $2,000 account should aim to make infinty% returns; even if he/she truly knowd it is not rationally possible, he/she is prepared to maximize profit and hedge out losses. Forex like every other thing is relative.

This type of thinking by the student is what leads many to margin call.
ironically the house wife will still be in the market making consistent cash with ease..

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Quantum fund [owned by george soros] netted $1 billion in 5 years between 1980-1985 using ultra high leverage and super high risks. i am a rational being, one thing i've learnt so far from the fin. market billionaires [ buffet, icahn, soros] is that "IN TRADING, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE".
imagine on the day of swiss black thursday, i opened a position with $20 and leverage 1000:1... at the end of the day, 1 would have made $3,000-$4,000 [ EUR/CHF].
I am not asking anybody to commend ot condemm me but remember..... " NOBODY GOT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD BY SIMPLY BEING CONTENT "

those you mentioned are billionaires because they practiced excellent risk management couple by excellent strategy...

they did not bet the market blindly..

geniusbami:
Much actually, especially with my broker. I Was able to get to $70 from just $10 a while ago, so with $30, U do the maths.

"Especially with my broker" because they have segregated accounts; there's micro account for people with small funds where 30 pips with a full lot will translate to about $3, depending on the instrument and the spread.

Imagine U net 30+ pips per trade x 2 trades a day, U're closing each day with a net profit of at least 20%. That also means it will only take U a week to double your fund. Then, in a month your $30 will have become $120 minimum. So, do U now see the possibilities?

I love your zeal how I wish the market was like that.. lol...

jjaku2012:
why did they dismantle their camp when the girls are get to return. baba one chance will be the biggest failure in history of Nigeria presidency. I hope he will not cry as usal when the criticism starts coming oo. God help Nigeria..

hahahahahhaha immediately baba won the BBOG compaign was over..
like nothing happened.. chai
chai nawao..