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U guys calm down o, its still too early for this.

WEST, so sorry abt ur loss

BUKKY, Babe relax jor. It hasn't come to dat.

OKOYA, I honestly undastnd ur point, but I think it came out d wrong way. Swty pls jst apologize and let this go.

WISHING U ALL A GREAT WEEK AND A HAPPY POSTING. OUR EXPECTATIONS SHALL NOT BE CUT SHORT IJN......AMEN

shakz: Viewing this topic: bukkylois(f), anitank(f), Barcanaija(m), Jeff01(m), shakz(m), Ms_Steph(f), Jina24(f), Gombs(m), Chokolee(m), T.stone(m) i c u all in 5D...jinah!!!!

5D ke! Hmmm

sigba: Anibaby, i'm in school now o. I'll be leaving once 'm tru, if u'll be chanced for us to meet inbox me ur number on facebook. Take care.

Why r u running back na? *sad* I'm at Agip now,got stuff to do and I don't knw if I'll b in schl til evenin

omenka Jnr: Back again from unintended exile...hi rummies,its gonna be tensed up dis week..bt in everything,lets give thanks to God...with GEJ's security reforms,i believe dat our service year will be devoid of scary news...@anitanks...wats ur BP level nw

110 over 90. Still very normal

Thanks to NAIJAOBI and UJCHIEF for making my night. Goodnyt guys. A special goodnyt to dat special someone

ujchief: Abia - umuahia
Adamawa - (God forbid)
Akwaibom - uyo
Anambra - awka
Bauchi - (holy ghost fire)
Bayelsa - (wasteful)
Benue - markurdi
Bornu - (blood of jah)
Edo - benin city
Enugu - enugu
Gombe - (not my portion)
imo - (AMEN!)
...
Thats my small cousin reciting the states and capitals.

Lol!
Lagos - (I claim it IJN)

Shygal: he's nw in d batch c forum. I hd 2 luk 4 him since i ws worried abt his sudden absence, lo n behold i caught him dere.... Detectiv sufi seemd 2hv finaly left us...

Dats sad

naijaobi: [b]The art of public mess (Must Read!)

Do you want to mess in the public and retain your image? Then this is for you...

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch you, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow this guidelines and you are on your way to being a star in this profession.

1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if na closed hall with AC, better. Maximum impact guaranteed!!
2. Make sure say you sidon facing the wind direction.
3. Make sure say you get enough leg space. You go soon know why.
4. Try and form Ajebo by crossing your legs every now and then.
5. You don ready to execute, try hold am until time wey the hall dey noisy in case your mess na the type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right yansh lobe.
8. Release small (we dey call am sound check).
9. If no sound, you dey free to allow make the mess flow steadily.
10. Allow enough time for proper circulation.

SERIOUS NOTE:
i. Make sure say no be you be the first person to complain.
ii. When people begin dey shout say e no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, simply ask "why person no go fit respect the presence of others naaa?"
iii. No hala pass others if not you go become suspect.
iv. Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat step 1 to 10 again.[/b]

ROOBLLAMWNIHPOMPBOTML!!!!!!

ujchief: Just bought my tip-ex! Once i collect my call-up and i see a state i dont like, i'll tip-ex it and fill in my preferd state, no time, i no fit shout!

*rolling* lmao!

God punish them! They should go and insure their families' lives first because they'll definitely die b4 any corper I knw including myslf

jazbah: Am happy,waz posted 2 ma state of choiz.Runzz tinz clicked!

Howz dat possible? I jst calld an insider and he said d callup letters wil be arriving schls by wednesday togeda wit posting lists. He said its left for d schl to decide wether to paste d lists or not. So where did u see urs?

Find 6 animals in d word CAMELEPHANTELOPELICANARY......tick tock! Make me happi

mykejones: Ok..am a year older 2day. Who's organizing bash for me?

Hapi b.day myke. Wishing u d very best

Goodnight

anuz: The boy u punched in the hall today commited suicide few minutes ago

The guy u dumped today loved u with his life

That girl u called a slut today in class,she's a virgin

That oldman u made fun of because of his ugly scars,he fought for our country

The boy u made fun of for crying,his mother is dying

The 15yrs old girl u see carrying her baby,she was raped@13

U fink u knw them? Guess what? u don't.....

U never knw wat people are going through,so pause before u start judging,critici sing or mocking others......
Everybody is fighting their own unique war . . . Pls let there be peace in dis aos. Let our shoulders be available to lean upon. Luv U all.

This post has made my day

Whatever happend to the BIG HOUSE dat used to be SOOOO MUCH FUN? I rememba I used to spend extra 2hrs on chores because of my addiction to NL,to ds thread particularly. All that has gone wit d wind. Am sorry but if we continue fighting and behaving like kids in kindagaten, I won't have a choice than to stop coming here. I just hope that won't end up being an option

Loskee: hey everyone, i am still at home, in kaduna.
should have moved to the east side of 9ja since tuesday, but i couldnt due to the unrest in the state.
kaduna has been having imposition of 24hour curfews alternating with 4hour movements. so for instance thursday had 24hour curfew, friday had 12noon to 4pm movement [4hrs], today saturday is 24hour curfew and sunday has movement 9am to 1pm.
well, i am hoping to take the journey in parts... since tomorrow there is movement from 9am till 1pm, i hope by God's grace to leave kaduna by that time and stop in abuja, to continue my journey from abuja to enugu on monday. i don't know if the curfew will be relaxed by monday sha, so...
it's God's protection we all need in the north and every other part of the country. it has not been easy at all over here.

Na wa o! This is more serious than I thot. My prayers r wit u doc. Pls b careful

Okoya: I shd calm down....? Afta all my preparations? July 2nd or no more nysc ooo

Who says u won't go? U're just anxious. Take a deep breath and relax. U cld get a HBP for dis o. Go easy ok? *hugs*

Okoya: To ease dis tension, I jst sent a mail to d DG and three other subordinates of NYSC... u can also send them mails.., check their website for their addresses( I hope they reply sha)

Lol! OKOYA calm down

Gombs: tnx dear,u did the divine tin to forgiv my blunder and more amazingly went ahead to trust me....am short or words...ok na do i start answering neely now?....lol....em pls between me and you eh...help me beg shygal na

Don't worry she'll come around. The whole posting thin is mak her all icky. U don't wana b arnd a woman wen she's tensed, trust me. U're barely her problem ryt now. Jst giv her some time

Gombs: Guy you miss road?..I think u r in the wrong thread..Thanks

Lmao! U're not an a.s.s aftrall. First impressions u knw? Sorry abt callin u arrogant. Looks like u'll tak d place of Nelly who's been missing for days now. Kip d humor coming bro

Don't get worried over something u can't change. We've all been posted to one state or the other even tho we don't knw where yet. BRACE urselves, it cld be gud...it cld be bad. But wchever it is rememba dat some people have already been there.
PREPARE FOR THE WORSE.......PRAY FOR THE BEST
Much love to y'all

[quote author=T.stone]Mehn! Okoya no be small thing o. Have been expecting two streams for this Batch long time ago...let's see hw events unfolds...al iz well.

@Anita babe, I see you.[/quote]Streams?? What's dat?

dennisbee: A million kisses to my baby girl, AnniBee! I'm so feeling her this morning.
Set to go meet my tailor. My white shorts MUST be sewn 2day! *winks

U're a hearthrob. A billion kisses to u my DennyBee

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Greetings to u all!
Annie sup?

Swthrt am fine o. Just hanging there.... Hope ur gud

[quote author=T.stone]Good morning Anitank...only God can now save this country![/quote]"Even if a thousand shall fall down by my side and ten thousand all around me, I WILL NOT BE HARMED". I hold on to dat verse. Hope u're gettin ready for d big day......9 more days

A bomb exploded at the popular Crystal Lounge in the Wuse II district of Abuja at about 00:30am. According to eyewitnesses, a man entered a crowded food court, planted the bomb and then ran away. Casualties have been reported and five cars were destroyed in the attack. More details to come.

Pls u guys should stay safe. GOODMORNING

Yo!

I jst heard a very annoying news, dat UNIPORT wil start giving callup letters on the 30th of dis month. Dats like 2days to camp and there shld be over 2500 students going for service. I jst don't want to believe its true sha.

By the way SIGBA, pls try and come and do the clearance at students affairs. They said its very important.

PLS how many days do they normally leave camp open before closure?

[quote author=9-zeros]hell yeah!. lmao! wats up?[/quote]Lol! I snipe u jare.....Am gud dear,still on countdown tinz

These new comers and their arrogance

[quote author=9-zeros]yeah. but, it was fun while it lasted... like they say: all good tinz come to end.
btw, pls dnt let anytin push u out of da big house cuz u're a part of d reason dat m still here. *smiles*[/quote]Awwwww, dats touching *sobbing*